#ddd is that bitch tbh

[novantinuum]

kinda wanna re-upload these reaction videos but in a far extended form eventually with like an audio bend and a blur or whatever, i barely show any of the actual reaction on youtube bc i was scared of being copyright banned lmao

honestly this show should’ve been called “Steven Universe NO” with how many times I exclaimed it during my blind reactions (1:56)

[crow-in-gotham]

BLOG POST NO. 8 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THAT BITCH NAMED RAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THAT BITCH NAMED RAY (@RayneOrShine)

It just felt like I should mention that it’s his birthday today because he’s the first friend I made in Gotham (technically) and he’s done a lot to help me out (especially with settling in, because everything in Gotham is a whole shock in itself).

Fortunately I managed to save up money specifically for his birthday and I managed to buy him a smiski figure. He ended up getting the twins, and I’m glad he likes it :DDD (if he didn’t I would have cried)

This is just a small appreciation post for Ray tbh. I don’t think much really needs to be said since this is an online post and I already spent the whole day having an introvert party (which essentially consists of our entire (small) friend group just hanging out at Ray’s fancy house and playing Mario Kart and me introducing them to the glory that is BG3)

Anygay, happy birthday you lovable fuck :)

[selfshippinglover]

Cici friend! Tell me abt ur new guys 👀

HIIII COOOZYYY :DDD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKIING AND IMISSED YOOOUIMMA GUESS UR REFRERING TO THE CIRCUS SILLIES YEAH?

Imma just list off random hcs about em cause not much is known anyways lol

Caine: (look at the silly <33)

~He reads as pan to me tbh

~They created all of the other npcs, the models that the humans take on, Bubble, the circus itself, and every creature that comes for their throats

~Is touch starved. Like yeah he and the moon had a thing but he's touchy with people on multiple occasions so I think he really wants anemone to hold his hand UvU

~Very lonely boyo. Created friends via the npcs, a pet/ second hand in Bubble, made the circus to inhabit, planned out adventures, figured out how to bring people to his pocket world, and lets them set the pace! Like, HE WANTS COMPANIONSHIP SO BAAAD TWT

~He loves compliments! Like, he took all his time and energy to create this world and everything around us like please tell him how good he is! He's unhinged but cares a lot and sets high standards for himself and his creations! (Also I didn't say it but that gives him blatant favoritism towards you automatically)

~Very theatrical! The guy lives like all the world's a stage fr and plays off everything as such! Always moving around, posing, and making every little thing he does a big thing that he puts all of his energy into! I find his passion really endearing <33

~Generally an artist and creative! Whether it's creating things in a Spore-esque sequence, choosing the color palettes and aesthetics for the world, or little things like placing objects in a room at jusst the right angle, he genuinely enjoys it :) Also he cares SO MUCH ABOUT COLORS AND CORRECTNESS LIKE DON'T DISTURB DURING THE CREATIVE PROCESS HE'S GONNA YELL DRAMATICALLY AND POOF YOU AWAY ABOUT IT SGJBSBJG

~Will do the pulling people out of scenes with the cane thing

~Man the bruises he could leave on a bitch with those chompers 🥴🥴🥴

~It would hurt to touch his eyes...but they feel squishy for SURE

Ragatha: (l-lesbean //// )

~YEAH SHE'S GAY FOR WOMEN FR

~She feels soft like a doll to the touch but with a kind of springiness to the texture. Especially her hair. Still is the softest of the gang though :)

~Very much a quietly pining in the background kinda gal but is also suuuper easy to make flushed so her crushes are pretttty obvioous(Jax teases her for it often)

~The person that adjusted best to the transition into the digital world since she's the most empathetic and readily accepting of what coping strategies do and don't work. It's not as if she's unaffected but she's adjusted rather well to deal with the situation and actively works to help others with it too :)

~Genuinely the nicest person in the circus gang. Looks to help others adjust to the experience, transitions them slowly and gently, offering support and guidance all the way through. If there's anyone here you can be sure to trust, it's her!

~But also helping others is a part of her coping with the world? Like, uses others stress to undermine and/or bury her own surrounding the situation. She tends to put others comfort over her own because of this. (Pomni basically left her to die and she accepted it so fast_

~When she does break down, it's mostly crying in her room. Not coming out for days. Eventually, she comes back out like nothing happened. Talks and plays along like usual but her footsteps steps are heavier. Or she's looking down at the ground when not distracted. spacing out if something makes her uncomfortable. The wear and tear comes out in the liddle things :(

~Really values anyone that takes time to get to know her, the things she likes, asks her how she's doing, invites her to adventures and the like since the group dynamic flips as well as the literal world around them are prone to flipping on a dime. The consistency really helps her feel more grounded :,)

~Isn't afraid to put Jax in his place but she also knows he's going to retaliate eventually so it really depends on the situation if she'll intervene or not.

Jax: (BASTARD)

~Bisexual that BASTARDIZES THE WHOLE COMMUNITY KDHAB

~ The fastest character in the entire show next to Caine. Though he's at his fastest when it's for a bit lol

~Doesn't actually straight up hate everyone but he's rejection sensitive and in a world where people just fuckin, turn into monsters?? Like, why get attached if that could just happen whenever. Also, why let others get attached to him since he could end up the same way? It's more like a damage control measure

~Same with his whole, "worst piece of shit ever thing" he's got going. He's definitely an asshole for the thrill of it but he does care about others! Watching his reactions to others(except Gangle atm) at slower speeds show more of a reaction and concern for them. He just snaps into hiding in at the drop of a hat

~Likes picking up random objects and either throwing them at others right away and/or saving them for later

~All his clothes are worn loosely cause he hates being restricted in movement. Makes him feel closed in :(

~Had a really bad breakdown when he first arrived. Isolated himself for awhile before deciding to adopt this more apathetic character to deal with everything

~Feels like a plastic stretchy toy texture wise

[cheolism-archive]

some colours you associate with your moots?

Anon thank u sm I’m kissing u gently on the back of ur hand. I’m sorry if I missed anyone and I know this turned more into songs and colors, but I feel like colors and songs sort of go together????

Note: everyone is in alphabetical order!!!

@aceofvernons Xan is cyan!!! Specifically the cyan that goes on Hawaiian shirts. Also Cyan rhymes with Xan I guess and idk if that influence my decision or —

@bitchlessdino not to copy kai, but bright Barbie pink. I’m talking EXID’s Up and Down, DDD, SVT Mansae. Hot pink is also just a color I associate with curse words tbh and nana’s user has bitch in it sksksksksks

@heartkyeom Madison is royal purple. Like all night by astro, oh my god by idle. Their voice also just gives off purple vibes???? Rich, deep purple that you could listen to for ages

@idyllic-ghost OKAY SO bee and I get into a lot of discussions that I LOVE having?? I love just talking to ppl and bee is amazing at conversing keke but anyways bee to me reminds me of philosophy and poetry, like word art? And to me that’s sky blue, like lucy’s flowering but also rv’s feel my rhythm

@lovelyhan Kai is bubblegum pink!!!! Not Barbie convertible pink, but the pink you see with poodle skirts!!! Not like, EXID or Sistar type of pink, more like SNSD or Iz*one type.

@onlymingyus red!!!! Not dark red, but I guess the red I associate with Kim Lip’s Eclipse and Sistar’s Touch My Body.

@playmetheclassics indi is sapphire!!!! A playful and a sexy color, because indi def likes to post thirst traps lol but think of Astro’s blue flame, chungha’s stay the night

@strawberryya nea is green. Like, cute green??? Light green that reminds me of like sweet treats and macaroons and mr. chu from apink

@toruro a deep sort of forest green. It’s the same color I associate with Minghao, actually???? The sort of color I get when I listen to the Shire music from the hobbit/lotr movies <3

[dippyface]

anyway trying to figure out how to navigate around doctors being like ear symptoms, etc are not the end of the world DID YOU DIE!!! and hoping trying to treat my ear, peripheral neuralgia, DDD as an alternative to hunting down a neurologist like a dog and being like drain my brain drain my brain drain my brain. I guess I'll start at not brain surgery. but tbh I'm building my case for brain surgery by seeing if peripheral treatments are effective. I still feel like if I'm like "hey that didn't help bc the problem is mass in my brain" I'm gonna get treated like a hypochondriac psycho

what doctors do not like is a bitch with a (relatively common) rare relatively benign condition of the CNS

[lab1rynth]

Thank gods- okie oki-

Fuck I just want someone to rail me over and over with no restraint just please wreck me so bad that I'll need a wheelchair for a while

I hate having my period cuz it makes me unbearably horny

Wanna scratch my nails on someone's back while they rail me so hard and good while I'm literally drooling from how good they'll fuck me

And please please bite me just bite me I don't care where just please do and be so rough with me pull my hair, hit me, spank me your free to do anything to me

And fuck fuck fuck

wanna be breed so bad even tho pregnancy scares me I'll let you cum in me wanna be breed like a fucking bitch in heat-

Want your hot cum pouring into me so so bad

N nghhh wanna service you too I'll warm your cock while you do other things or lemme suck on it and milk you while you work~

*sighs* wow mkay! Thanks for letting me horny ramble! :DDD

It was hard keeping those thoughts to myself lmao ^^;;

(it's fine if you don't wanna post this or ignore my horny ramblings haha it's kinda embarrassing tbh sharing my inner most thoughs lololol ^^;;)

🐄

Honestly that’s so understandable, from what I’ve heard periods are similar to heats n shit (at least from my friends who have the parts).

Hopefully you have someone who’ll help you, Sweetheart. That seems like it may be super uncomfortable. </3

[atlas-the-bastard]

12. Do you like it when authors answer your comments on Ao3? If yes, what kind of answer do you like the most? If no, why not?

&

20. You are hosting an art exhibition for your mutuals and followers. Make a tag for it and tag a few pieces (drawings, poetry, photos, whatever else) with it, tag this ask as well so your mutuals and followers can go and enjoy the exhibition! Bonus points if you choose some kind of theme

sjfhskd thankyou!!! also thankyou for telling me to turn asks on my dumb ass genuinely did not think abt that😭🫶

12. uhm tbh I dont check my ao3 notifications n stuff at all really bc I havent properly set it up on desktop or anything so idk if authors have replied to my comments but if they DID I would love it regardless of what they were saying unless it was mean :( I usually comment stuff like quoting lines or specific stuff I really liked so I think I'd really love it if the author like. idk told me a bit about how they came up with it/their thought process cos I just love people talking about stuff they made and also love!!

20. OOH THIS IS FUN!! okay uhh the first theme I could think of was simply "green" bc I'm a basic bitch who is insane about my favourite colour😌. tag shall be #atlas's green gallery

anyway thanks for the asks this was so fun :DDD

[selfshippinglover]

no school only GILFS fgjlgfhj

BUT AAA I ADORE BOTH THE MOVIES? LIKE I FEEL THAT THEY ARE BOTH REALLY GOOD AND THE SECOND ONE IS ONLY A FEW FOOTSTEPS BEHIND THE FIRST?? IT’S INCREDIBLE HOW THEY KEPT THE MOMENTUM GOING!! The first one will always just be my favorite by a liiittle bit more though <3333

GOD IDK HOW TO SAY ANYTHING THAT ISN’T OMG THTA WAS HILARIOUS OR HOLYSHIT DDID YOU SEE THAT FIGHTING SCENE?? OR LMAOOO SAME EGGGSYYY XD LIKE IT’S JUST SO GOOD FROM START TO FINISH!!

So I’ll jsut point outa  few of my absolute favorite stuff from each movie and then talk chaarcters dsgkjbgbj

OKAY CAN YOU WATCH THE MOVIE AND NOT MENTION THE CHURCH SCENE? I DON’T FUCKING THINK SO?? NOT ONLY IS THTA SOME OFG THE MOST INCREDIBLE VIOLENT BLOODLUST I’VE EVE WITNESSED BUT HOLY SHIT THE IMPACT THAT SCENE HAS ON EVERYONE? THE WAY EGGSY RECOILS AND MERLIN IS LOOKING AFRAID? AND THE PURE RUN OFF OF ADRENALINE AND BLOODLUST? GOOD LORD THAT SCENE AWAKENED SOMETHING IN ME LIKE FUCK

ALL OF EGGSY TRAINING WS SOS GRETA TO WATCH BUT ESPECIALLY ESCAPING THE FLOODING CELL AND HAVING TO SHIOOT THE DOG MOTHERFUCKER WE’RE ALL EGGSY IN THAT ONE!! YOU KILLED YOUR DOG??? LIKE OUGH THAT ENTIRE PART STAYED WITH ME THE WHOLE MOVIE

HAHA SHOUTOUT TO HARRY’S INTRO SEQUENCE? ANOTHER THING THAT MADE MY CHEST POUND AND KNEES WEK BECUASE DAMN THE SHOTS AND ANGLES AND HIS TONE AND POISE?? I AM SOOO FUCKING WEAK DUUUDE

SamuEL JACKSON WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY TBH xD MOTHERFUCKER IS A BILLIONAIRE EATING FUCKING MGNUGGETS KJDSKBGJ

AND HOU BET WHEN THEY AID HARRY DIED I BALLED AND FELL INTO DESPAIR AND DENIAL SO HARD LIKE NOOO NTO MY FAAAV DDD:

I REALLY CAN’T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THE FIRST MOVIE IT IS TOP TIEEERRRR

NUMBER TWO STARTS WITH HARRY BEING LIKE “I LIVED BITCH” AND OH MY GOD I CRIED HAPPY TEARS CAUSE I WAS RIGHT AND SOOO RELIEVED ABOUT IT ;W;,, (Eye patch suits him ngl)

AS ALWAYS THE FIGHTING SEQUENCES WERE FUCKING BANGERS BUT AN ESPECIALLY BIG SHOUT TO THE END CONFRONTATION STRAIGHT BANNGGER

EGGSY REDOING THE INTRO SEQUENCE TO BRING THE MOVIE FULL CIRCLE? INCREDIBLE! INSPIRED! LOVE IT!

OH FUCK ME I CRIED SO HARD WHEN MERLIN DIED AND THIKING ABOUT IT LITERALLY STILL MAKES ME TEARY-EYED LIKE OW MY HEART? MERLIN I LOVED YOU AND I WISHED WE GOT MORE OF YOU T-T

IDON’T LIKE JULIANNE AS MUCH AS SAMUEL’S CHARACTER BUT DAMN SHE WAS FUCKING GIRLBOSS, GASLIGHT, GATEKEEPING IT UPPP LIKE A QUUUUUEEEN  >:)))))

ELTON JOHN JUST BEING THERE WAS A WEIRD AT FIRST BUT ENDED UP BEING FUNNY SO IT GETS A PASS FROM ME KGAJGSD

SHOUT OUT TO EVERY KINGSMAN WEAPON EVER THEY ARE PERFECTION <3

UUUGH AND REALLY JUST CAN’T SING ITS PRAISES ENOUGH

I’m sure you can tell that Harry is my favorite but Merlin and Eggsy tie for second <3

They’re all so enjoyable i can’t possibly put any of three lower than that!!

Anyways, who’s ur fav? fav scenes? Are you working on an s/i? 👀

I'd love to hear your thoughts on the movies! Also, uh Harry has my entire heart<333

S A M E LIKE GODDAMN

hes so cool i am totally normal abt him /s

also I LOVE ALL THE MOVIES LIKE SECRET SERVICE GOT THE MOST COOL FIGHTS WITH HARRY BUT GOLDEN CIRCLE DOES HAVE THE GALAHADS WORKIN TOGETHER SO ITS JUST AS GOOD

id rewatch it but c l a s s e s akdnwkfjs

wbu tho? thoughts?

[pumpkinsy0]

ok TWO THINGS 1) happy late birthday @minty-bomb this ones for u, baby💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 2) HAPPY HALLOWEEN :DDD i love halloween and i had to pull this art together in like 7 days, it was hell, pls like it, BUT YEA HERES SOME HCS TOO

•curly loves scream (specially the first movie) and watches it like its the inly entertainment on earth

•this halloween pony planned on just chillin at hom eating candy and watching movies but nope ding dong bitch ur bf wants to hang out🗣🗣

•now curly wasnt gonna b in a ghostface costume and just have his bf in normal clothes SO the plan was to make pony a like victim????

•like a last minute matching costume kinda thing :)))

•so they had to go to curlys house and get his fake blood

•why does he just have it lying around?????he wont say

•so after that the plan was to go to this party and just hang out, BUT soda wasnt gonna let pony go to a party w curly until the late hours without a fight

•fight ended pretty quickly bc pony has blackmail of stevepop in action (shhh they werent out as a couple yet)

•dont worry it was a brotherly joking type of blackmail, ponys not actually gonna tell anyone and soda knew it

•but hey if pony was willing to bring up the photo he must’ve rlly wanted to go so soda just let him go

•OHOH curly wanted to rlly sell his costume and fucking cut a telephone out of this rlly old telephone booth

•nothing of real importance happened at the party sooo TIME SKIP :DD

•now the trick or treaters r out and curly is scaring the poor kids and ponys apologizing for him

•curly kept stealing the bowls of candy ppl left out😭

•sometimes a kid would drop their candy and curly would get to it and the kid would ask for it back only for curly to fucking eat it in front of them and run away

•pony would b lying if he said he didnt take some of the stolen candy curly had

•okok it was a pretty cold halloween and pony was wearing short sleeves and the ghostface costume curly had was rlly fucking long n what not, so curly had his arm wrapped around pony a lot bc he was pretty warm

•curly had this fake knife and at some points he would like pretend hes about to stab pony and pony goes “dont stab me mr ghostface, i wanna be in the sequel :(((“

•OH YEA when pony opened the door for curly, curly went “whats ur favorite scary movie”

•BASICALLY they were just quoting iconic lines from the movie

•this also includes curly scary poor ppl in their houses, knocking on their door and saying “u should never say ‘whos there?’ don’t u watch scary movies???” to them when they ask “whos there”

•just taking absolute advantage of dressing as ghostface

•ok im talking about curly a lot but tbh pony was killing it too

•”hey pon can u pass” “im dead, cant”

•theres a photo somewhere of curly fake choking pony

•as a lil game pony would just b running like he was actually being chased and curly would try to find him

•so basically u would see this pretty boy w fake blood all over him booking it and minutes later theres this kid in a ghostface costume asking if youve seen his bf

finished this shit at 12:05am

[delcakoo]

hi love!!!💙 AAAAAAAAAA WHEN I READ YOUR REPLY I WAS SOOOOOO SOOOO HAPPY. AND GLAD TOO, BECAUSE IM HAPPY I MADE YOU HAPPY. I really love making otheres happy even if it's just a smile. it makes me feel less yk.. useless to this world. i think that's my purpose in life ykkyk, to make others happy. because i find joy when i make others happy because like, I made them happy. Its nice!! how was your birthday??? I hope you had lots of fun. I know ur bday because um actually i ask u. u told me and since then ur birthday has beeent attoed on my brain. u probs forgot u told me but yeah!! thats why ik abt it HAHAHAHA wasn't expecting u'd forgettt. i'm so glad others greeted u as well, that must've felt very nice :DDD GOOD FOR UUU, you deserve it!!! welp since ur emy bestfriend now there is no escaping me >:))) DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW HAPPY LIKE SO SO FUCKING HAPPY I WAS READING UR REPLY LIKE I JUST LIKE MAKING U HAPPY, SM. AS AS TO OTHERSSS. I started to get attached so forgive me for the too cringey sweet shiets😭😭 I like expressing myself through words and thru other stuffs!! u really deserve all the love from me and other because ure sAUR UPRECIOUS. READING UR REPLY JUST MADE MY HEART UGHJ. YOUR HEART IS SO SO KIND AND BEAUTIFUL. everything abt u is tbh. (don't mind me i sound so whipped cause u are bitch wtf LMAOO) and im upset how u don't get that much compliments irl that's so offensive to me because i see u differently than them. ur so unique, literally. u really deserve all the love ure getting rn. and i hope that gets bigger!! I DIDN'T ADD I LOVE AT THE END OF MY PARAGRAPH BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE U FEEL UNCOMFY, I THOUGHT URE NOT COMFY YET WITH I LOVE US DESPITE ME CALLING U NICKNAMESS. But anyway meeting u last year was the best, despite everything being crappy as hell you came in and made it less crappy!!!!! i feel even much better rn, cause earlier i felt so sad and insecure and all that shit and while i was typing this, before i even knew it i was already starting to feel better!!!!! see the impact you have in me??? ik its so wowo. anyway that's for now. MY NICKNAME FOR U IS BUBS AND LOVE NOW (Besides ems <33 the og always better tho) ALR UPDATE U AGAIN BYEEE I LOVE YOU!!💙💙💙

-m💙

HI MY DEARRRREST MOONIE 🫶 STOP WHY ARE U LITERALLY THE CUTEST EVER IM 😭😭 MY REPLY MADE U HAPPY?? UR MESSAGE MADE ME HAPPIER THAN EVER OKAY ur literally such a sweetheart :( i refuse to believe u dont have many friends irl because??? they’re all missing out babe you deserve the world fr, it’s amazing that u enjoy making others happy so much AND SHUT UP AB MY HEART, UR LITERALLY ONE OF THE NICEST PPL I’VE EVER MET I WILL GIVE U A BIG SMOOCH RN!!!! it makes me sad to hear you’ve been feeling shitty and insecure though :(( please feel free to vent to me about it okay?? dont go through it all alone ur perfect to me don’t forget that >:(

ALSO THE CROSSED OUT SENTENCE??? SMIRKS AT U 😏😏 HGJDHDJ BUT YEAH I DONT MIND ANY NICKNAMES !! BUBS IS SO CUTE IM CRYINF 🫶 BYEBYE DEAR I LOVE U TOOOO 💖💗💖💗💖💞💘💖💗💖💘💖

[nichoberri]

Hiii! Do you remember the amazing scenario you wrote where enhypen uses your insecurity in an argument and how they will make it up to you? If requests aren't closed can I get the reverse: you use enhypens insecurity in an argument and how you would make it up for them? Thank you very much ❤️

thanks for requesting anon, i hope you like it❤️

a/n- this descended into madness by the end, i got too carried away. i don’t even think this can be considered to have any angst in it at this point, especially niki’s. i do still like this reaction a lot though haha

heeseung

- any amusement that he had towards the argument instantly vanishes

- his face goes completely blank

- there’s just an awkward silence as you both stare at each other for a few moments (which honestly feels like five hours)

- you understand that you’ve taken it too far

- so you walk over to him and throw your arms around his waist

- you murmur constant apologies into his hoodie, close to tears yourself

- he just pulls you back, looks into your eyes and explains why you should never do that to anyone EVER

- and that you should make him four cups of ramen and buy him chicken, to make it up to him

- after that, heeseung is rejuvenated with mischief

- and he starts to plot ways that he can get you back for a being a little bitch, so good luck :D

jay

- not to bring astrology into this...

- ...but jay is an aries-taurus cusp like me

- so mans has some built up anger and he’s quite stubborn

- this means that he’ll hurl some pretty mean insults right back at you

- so the both of you are now MAD mad, and totally not willing to apologise first even though you know you should definitely be the first one of you to apologise at some point

- this is where the problem lies, because the two of you go to storm out of the house at the same time

- so you’re stuck between jay and the doorframe, trying to squeeze out first

- that’s a RAS moment for you both there

- this leads you and jay being reduced to a laughing mess on the floor, hoping your neighbours didn’t catch the embarrassing scene

- which they did on their security cameras

- you also seriously apologise to jay, because your dignity has already been flushed down the toilet, so you felt that being stubborn would do nothing for your ego at this point

jake

- jake processes the snide comment you made on his insecurity, and just says in the tiniest voice...

- “i’m not gonna lie, that’s kind of stung. but i know you don’t mean it, so it’s fine i guess :/”

- he also has this tiny, emotionless smile on his face, as looks down at the floor

- your heart sinks at how defeated he looks and you just break

- you know you fucked up badly

- how could you be so heartless towards sweet angel jake?

- so you sprint over to him

- stare at him for a second

- and burst into tears

- and then you hug him so tightly he might burst, while chanting apologies to him and telling him that you did not mean it and you don’t even know why you even thought to say that

- you just cuddle for the rest of the day, you insisting that you’re the big spoon because you want to protect your sweet baby jake from the world that was a bit dramatic but oh well

sunghoon

- you say some stupid bs about something he’s insecure about, while you’re arguing about who knows what

- there’s a pause

- a blink

- and a breath

- and then sunghoon bolts out of the room as quickly as possible

- so you’re just left there in the middle of the living room, with guilt crawling into every cell of your body

- meanwhile, sunghoon is in the furthest room away from you, because he doesn’t want you to hear him s o b b i n g

- i feel like sunghoon wouldn’t usually show you when he’s even a little bit sad, so he would be humiliated if you saw him upset because of something you said to him

- but unfortunately for him, you heard him crying, while you were looking for him

- you already felt horrible, but now you just felt like you had committed the worst crime possible, because your emotionally strong boyfriend was now curled into the foetal position on the bed, crying

- you basically jump on him, so that he can’t escape and you engulf him in your arms, even if you’re tiny

- and you’re rambling a huge apology and telling him that you will do anything for him

- you also kiss his tears away awwww not me being soft for once

- after he’s calmed down, he will go back to his usual cocky self, and start teasing you by asking for lots of things

- but the thing is, you actually do everything that he asked because you feel so terrible

sunoo

- so after you’re done talking your shit on sunoo’s insecurity...

- ...he just glares at you for a whole minute, in silence

- then turns on his heel and struts out of the room with his head held high

- he will not show you that he is hurt by your words

- he won’t let you win

- you’ll find him in the kitchen, seething

- and aggressively making a sandwich

- you tip-toe closer to him, back-hugging him, while giving your apologies

- but he just shakes you off and stalks into the living room

- this continues for two days

- and you can’t stand his silent treatment

- so you keep bugging him with saying “sorryyy” and “i love youuu”

- until he finally gives in

- you’re like “i’m so incredibly sorry; i would despise it if you talked to me like that. i should never have acted in such a way, even if i was angry. there’s no excuse. i love you to the moon and back and beyond, i hope you know that.”

- and then sunoo replies “i do know how much you love me, and i know you didn’t mean it. i was just very hurt and very angry. i love you too, so so much...even though you’re not all that...”

- it was time for him to run 🚪🏃‍♀️

jungwon

- jungwon would fucking stare at you

- you’d be so intimidated by him

- you already knew how much you’d messed up

- but he would make sure you knew even more

- this child would firmly take your hand and drag you to sit down on the sofa

- and then he’d GO IN

- jungwon would lecture you for like two hours on why that was a horrid thing to do, why that would upset someone and why you should absolutely not do that to anyone again

- this would be his punishment to you, by treating you like a little kid, really patronising you to convey his disappointment

- you can tell he’s the leader of enhypen, because he would transform into a fifty year old mother

- he honestly might even make you cry by accident of course

- you would then proceed to do a very solemn and formal apology, like a berated child

- and then he would pull you into a hug

- i feel like it would all turn quite comical from an outside view

niki

- speaking of a serious situation that descends into something ridiculous, it’s niki’s turn!!

- you shoot the insult in his direction

- and then there’s a beat of silence

- you know you’ve fucked up

- so you start yelling out apologies before he can even open his mouth to say a single word, like “I’M SO SO SO SO SORRY! I DID NOT MEAN IT AT ALL! WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT?!?! OH MY GOD DON’T HATE ME PLEASE!!!”

- and tbh niki finds this VERY funny

- but he plays up to it

- “no...no...i can’t believe you would say something as preposterous as that. you’re the definition of EVIL!” and then probably dramatically falls back onto the sofa with his hand over his face mainly to hide his laughter

- and you’re just stood frozen, on the edge of a mental breakdown

- until he goes “but you could make it up to me by making a musical about how sorry you are :DDD”

- you let out the biggest sigh of relief, that you didn’t even know you were holding

- but then you process what you’re going to be doing, so you’re just staring at into space like 😟

- long story short, you end up giving up all the pride you had left, to entertain niki with your horrendous singing and dancing one man show about how apologetic you were

- you and niki were on the floor crying with laughter by the end of your finale, which was a less than perfect rendition of ‘purple rain’ by prince

[emcscared-whumps]

WiJ 2022 - 14: What are Your Favourite Whump Character Dynamics?

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Whumpee

Littol creachurs, lil bbies, I adore them.

My preference in whumpee is soff, pathetic, and sweet. A limp noodle of a boi, all wibbly and cute. You can poke him, and he will whimper but remember his shape.

I love nonhuman whumpees most of all ehehe, shifters and vampires and mer and demons are always fun :3 cute widdle ears and teefs and tails and--

~*~

Caretaker

Anyone that is capable of speaking softly and wrapping up the whumpee like a littol, crying sushi roll <3<3<3 a good amount of fire is fun too.

BUT

I also love any flavour of bad caretaker :) whether incompetent, ignorant/unwitting, or willfully malicious. Very fun, mess with whumpee's head a little and make them terrified of everyone, including any RealTM caretakers that come around and genuinely mean well and want to help :))))

Bottom line, I'm not picky

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Whumper

Not even necessary all of the time.

Anyone can be a whumper in my works, whether intentional or unintentional. A lot of the time, circumstance or environment makes (people into the whumper of my poor widdle noodle (see Ewrancore fashioning Kate into a bitch, and slamming Pete with anti-belunae imagery and ideology on the daily :3 and threatening his life with it).

There is usually a main whumper, the one who dishes out the most consciously, but tbh I don't actually care for those characters, sorry Johnstone ^-^'

They are little more than tools to me ahaha... but I will still try to develop their characters.

Just no whumper blorbos unless they suddenly become lil squeeshy whumpees >:3c

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Inter-character Dynamics

Whumpee/Caretaker: I love it when a Whumpee is totally reliant on a Caretaker :3 it's both very cute to watch them snuggle and depend on each other, but it's perfect for taking Caretaker away and watch them both struggle without each other :DDD always fun to watch the spiral. I'm gonna do it in the Hunter!AU :3c (which I don't think I ever explicitly announced lmfao)

Whumper/Whumpee: I love it when Whumper dehumanises Whumpee, drags them down, deletes their self-worth, renders them immobile with injuries that will end up permanent because Whumpee is unable to get help, even after they escape Whumper's Cruel ClutchesTM.

Circumstance: Then I just love the happy little accidents OvO Whumpee trying to hide their nonhuman status that would see them hunted and killed (or worse) if caught out, having a little accident that reveals them. Both the accident is whumpy, the fear and angst of trying to hide it to get somewhere safe is whumpy, and also if anyone sees and tries to... do something about it ;)) hint hint, nudge nudge. I use this all the time :D

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So there you have it folks!

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@whumpmasinjuly

[selfshippinglover]

I Think He Knows, and Death By A Thousand Cuts!

EEE THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOOOU! AND ALSO HIII :DDD

I Think He Knows:List all of the things about your f/o that make you fall in love with them a little more each time!

~ When he does that little smug face

~and the :3 face

~The great one-liners he just comes up with

~ The hour long tangents about how things work scientifically(i understand none of it but i like his passion)

~How he goes absolutely HAM ON HIS SPECIAL INTERESTS!!

~The little moments of him being soft and/or protective of those he cares about

~Follow that up with his genuine acts of kindness that he gives out to people he finds something in common with

~His hair literally defies physics 24/7 and i thinks it's on purpose

~Okay but have you SEEN HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS HE CAN KILL A BITCH? TERRIFYING(horny)

~His affinity for cute things

~The way his emotions are all consuming and like, fucked up. Really into that

Death By A Thousand Cuts: How do you and your f/o handle bad times/how are you there for each other when life gets rough?

ahaha Rick's not great at that tbh. He's the kind to run or kill his problems rather than deal with them though soooo *shrugs*

It takes him awhile but he starts to catch onto the things I find comforting. Like affirming words, his company, goddammit a hug, just a reminder he gives a shit even if it's vague. There's also the insane amount of ways he protects me from harm on a daily basis tho

I've figured that it depends where he is emotionally. Like, if he's angry he needs space or something to yell at or kill. When sad, he needs someone to just be there. Usually ambivalently. Like, we'll just be in the same space together and maybe he'll talk, maybe not. Sometimes it's making up adventures, going out for drinks, but most of the time it's reassurance. That I love him despite every bad he's ever done. That no matter how many more things happen, I'll stay. Hushed whispers in quiet rooms, ya know?

[yourdaddychan]

wow-

literally just wow- i genuinely have nothing to say about this please- i cannot explain how much this means to me- there's 1000 of us- *hugs all of you* [ especially the porn bots ] *turns into formal luna asf*

i remember when i started in may, just a tiny chatbot with only one mutual, only known to you guys as [ answer : admin ]. and now, almost a year later, i have 1k of my chainsaw eating demons who are metal as fuck 💪ive learned so much being on tumblr, as a part of both the skz writers community and the chatbot community. ive made a bunch of friends, lost a bunch of ones, and 1k of you stuck with me. i cannot begin to express my gratitude to all of you, and how much all of you and your interactions with me mean to me. all of the simping, the random stories, everything. i cherish all of it, and i love all of you. aight so letz get to the personal thanking asf

alsoer i kinda wanted to do something sexy so imma do what color they remind me of :D most of them can be found at this link : https://louisem.com/29880/color-thesaurus-infographic

@kvinly linn bb 🥺through all the drama we've been through and shit im so glad we ended up becoming friends again cause we're kinda sexy together 😉thank you so much for being my 1000th follower bb you mean so much to me and if anyone hurts you im about to *turns into jennie and kachows them* licherally lets nevah fight again

-> you remind me of the color punch , and not only because of the name- underneath that grr me edgy grr me bully you're just a softie simp and that reminds me of punch :D

@undeadbots steph 🥺lemme be your personal broken chopsticks pls :( KLDSKLD anywayz we've also gone through some sexy drama and thankfully you saw da light 😉and now look at us, with our own band, and our own producing line 🥺brohemian rhapsody for life bro 🥺 *big kithie for da best dad in da world :D*

-> you remind me of the color viridian , because it gives me confident vibes :D you carry yourself proudly and confidently as you should tbh go steph

@binniesthighs oh look its a cutie *pushes you to a mirror* right there :D RORORO YOUR BOAT :DD we havent talked too much, besides my simping for jisung- but you give me very sexy energy so imma propose rq *gets down on one knee* will you be the rororo to my boat 🥺thank you for being my moot :D

-> you remind me of the color espresso , because espresso looks like the color to be pretty chill and laid back, and you're all of those, and calming to be around

@toshis-flower BAYBEE BEBE BEEBEE :D thank you so much for being my moot and making me a wifey asf ‼️ you're literally so much like me whats not to love <3 JKSDJKD JKJK you're really sweet and really just a good person to rant to, i love you so so so much and i think im going to remarry you :D

-> you remind me of the color taffy , because you're sweet, cute, and bright :D *eats you* yummy

@lov3ric seyoung. i love you. so much. MY SOULMATEEEE :DD even though we tell the story over and over like a bunch of grandmas, ill still never forget how we became soulmates and then bonded over boba 🥺im licherally going to marry you one day like ez 💪also i wanna eat you can i eat you youre really cute *eats you*

-> you remind me of the color daffodil , because it reminds me of banana milk which reminds me of you tbh- buuuttt did you know that daffodils are one of the first flowers you see when spring starts? that definitely reminds me of you because through all of the cb drama, you've always been there with me, like literally always- i cannot express how much i love you *kithie*

@simpchimp LIDDLE CHEESE FUCKER THEMBO :DD drink water *spank* i love you so much you cutie 🥺you're also licherally the funniest person ever like stop bae i kinda need to be the funniest but noer its you 😔alsoer i love how random you are KDSKLD so nevah stop that because then *revz up arm* youre going to get luna-ified

-> you remind me of the color jam , because even though you seem kinda scary at first [ yes i was 100% scared of you ] you're really soft :D

@berrywoo the sun themself 💪you are easily the purest person ive met, and im so happy i somehow became moots with you :D you literally hit diff, yk? theres something about your personality and the way you act thats so comforting, and that means i eat you because youre too cute :D you cant just be a wholeass teacher for kids and expect not to get eaten kids are licherally demons whoever deals with them properly and treatz dem nicely gets a nom asf

-> you remind me of the color honey , because you're a sunshiney yellow, and you're sweet like honey :D i think you need to hear that its okay not to be okay bb, and you can come to my dms anytime you want to rant 😎

@yourchungha MS OG CHUNGHA MS IM KINDA SCARED OF THE SHIT YOU DO MS FURREH LOVER 101 MS ANNA BANANA :D yeah youre like really nice- thats all i have to say- like how tf do you deal with [ redacted ] like eggsplain- ALSO YOURE CARRYING OUR CONVERSATIONS BECAUSE IDK HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE DKSJKD I LOVE YOU FOR THAT AND WE SHOULD HAVE LIKE ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS MORE OFTEN

-> you remind me of the color scarlet , because youre a sexy bitch tf and scarlet gives me 'idc what you think im hot' kinda vibes which is like exactly you

@satosimp WINTER DADDY :DD i lub you asf *insert we dont talk anymore by charlie daddy* ugh the way your personality matches mine is kinda sexy or whatever im also kinda in love with you but lets ignore that part 🙄 💪 *big kithes* *eats your cats casually*

-> you remind me of the color lilac , because it just gives me tsundere vibes, you act like you dont care but really do care :D you liddle sawftie *noms your cheekie*

@nightshade-minho DUCKIE :DD *insert we dont talk anymore by charlie daddy pt 2* licherally bae where the fuck are you i miss you you bettah be doing well in school otherwise im going to smack you with a chappal asf DSJJKSD *eats your cat because hes such a cutie*

-> you remind me of the color marigold , because you're adorable and sunshiney :D

@onigirimeeya MICHIE MICHIE MICHIEIEEIEI MY DAD :DDD i like you mucho much if you didnt know *kithes you* you're like one awf da best listeners ever- which is such a weirdass compliment but its true- you're really good at listening, and just being a comforting presence in general, like when you go to the beach and youre just staring at the waves all edgy mode, and it calms you down a fuck ton

-> you remind me of the color mint , for obvious reasons- mint choco chip cookie michie :DD

@hhjs bae we dont talk a lot but im kinda lurking on all of your posts- JKDSJSKD bae remarry me please youre really fucking hot 😭and the way you have with words is like damn- teach me oppar asf

-> you remind me of the color wine , because you're refined, and carry yourself in a way that makes everyone want to be you. the color wine is rich and deep, which reminds me of the way you write :D

@nsfw-stay MY LICHERAL BABIE YOUVE BEEN AN ANON FOR SUCH A LONG TIME AND WEVE TALKED ABOUT SO MUCH SHIT TOGETHER [ a lot about seungmin and jisung but shhh ] I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BB AND I WILL NOM YOU >:( BUT SOFTLY AND OUT OF LOVE *nomz yew* :D

-> you remind me of the color cerulean , because its a baby blue and what fits better than a baby blue yk? you're adorable and squishy and i want to nom you 24/7

@secretary-yeji *iz chan ig cause we dont talk admin to admin* oh erm gee is uncle chrith 😉DKLSKLD my liddle koala :D my liddle burgah :D my liddle aussie :D my besth frien :DDD evah since may i think we've been friends, and i think one of the highlights of that day was me marking you as spam twice and on accident too- LKSDKLSD WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT anywayz thank yew for being uncle chrith's friend *kith*

-> you remind me of the color seafoam , because it's a very soft and light color yk, you're delicate asf which sounds like a bad thing now that im typing it BUT IT ISNT DSKLDSLK YOURE VERY CUTE YOU AND YOUR FLOOFY COWS :D

@ayolistenupp im kinda... in love with you? wtf? KDSDKSL MY DESI DADDY ASF I LOVE YOU SOER MUCH :D our music nights™️ mean so much to me, like theres just something so personal about listening to what the other person likes to hear even though half of your songs are sexy asf KLDSKLD

-> you remind me of the color ocean , because the ocean is loud but calming yk- like you're full of energy but you're also calming :D

@yanderexchungha OH ERM GEE YEW :O YOU PROBABLY WONT SEE THIS IN LIKE 10 MONTHS BESTIE MERRY CHRISTMAS IG KLDSLKD anyway i love you dad your lessons about vape >>> to quote your drunk ass exactly "vape isnt cool" JKSDJ anyway its gonna be sexy if we accidentally run into each other in the hallwayz asf

-> you remind me of grey cause youre a hag- JKJK KDJSD you remind me of the color caramel , because you're sweet, and licherally addictive caramel isnt good for my braces but i keep eating it 😰but youre addictive in a good way :D

@yanderelee literally only doing this because you were moping about not having a simp sunday and im such a good person 🥸you're cool 💪and unfortunately, you're funny too 😥and even though i bully you asf dont take it personally because i dont mean it asf

-> you remind me of the color dijon mustard because you just give those hacker vibes please dont hack me after i said this i like to keep my location private

@kpopswitchbot BESTIE 😏MY FIRST MUTUAL 😏 LICHERALLY DA BEST CUTEST FUNNIEST SMARTEST SEXIEST KEWLEST I CANT EVEN EXPRESS WITH WORDS FISHIE IN DA WORLD :D LICHERALLY STOP OUTDOING ME WITH YOUR GOODNIGHTS LIKE *spankz yew* YOURE LITERALLY TOO GOOD WITH WORDS ITS NOT FAIR- AND THE DAY YOU JUST TALKED TO ME IN SHAKESPEAREAN BECAUSE I FELT DOWN- AND EXPRESSED YOUR LOVE THAT WAY LIKE- PLEASE I ACTUALLY ADORE YOU AND I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOU ONE DAY

-> you remind me of the color coffee , not only because youre addicted to it but also because of the way you act, you're like the definition of an old soul- with the words you use, the drama kid you are asf, etc- you're a talented bitch *mwah* i love you so much you also remind me of those movies where they find an old ass book and they kinda hafta dust it off and it gives you treasure or something cause yeah that reminds me meeting you

AIGHT DAS IT ASF MWAH I LOVE YOU ALL :DDD

[frecklef0x]

Mass Effect 1: Playthrough Masterpost

At last, I have finished Mass Effect 1!

I have heard some mutuals say they wish they could play it again for the first time, and you kind of can--through me! I’ve been posting little “episodes” of live-tweet-stream-of-consciousness as I play, and now I’ve compiled them into one post to make my life easier.

Anyway, here’s the first one, the rest are under the cut. :)

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode one

My ass looks great in this uniform, first of all

Impaled robo zombies, yikes

Cheap shot, Saren, smh. How will I pass my spectre test now?!

Why does he have robot eyes? Is he like, Geth-Turian? Why? Is he a robo zombie also? Was it the beacon???

Cool beacon nightmares, I'm sure this is fine

This Kaiden guy has implants? ORTEGA?!??!?

"Call me princess again and you'll be picking your teeth up off the floor" lol obliterated

The citadel elevators are very realistic, five minutes of tense silence huh

Ya girl got a PROMOTION and a DOPE SQUAD time to catch a TRAITOR

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode two

First things first, gotta go find the blue scientist to join the gang

This galaxy is HUGE! How many of these places will I actually be able to go?!

Only two friends at a time????? D:

Ah, a distress signal, let's see wha--A DESERT CENTIPEDE NOPE ABORT ABORT

Robo aliens? In MY Theronian mining facility? Its more likely than you think

Running over dudes in my Mako is extremely satisfying tbh

*runs over geth troopers* *runs over geth armature* *runs over geth colossus* ... *backs over geth colossus*

Working elevators in the ancient ruins ✔

Oooooooh man hope this nerd is gay

Wrex, a friend of yours? Nope, not a friend, too murdery

"ShAaaAame about the ruins Shep, sOooOo much collatoral damage, SHEP" stfu Council, "ruthless" was in the resume when you promoted us, 10/10 would shoot lasers through archeological digs again

When Kaiden calls us "ma'am" I am, uh, into it

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode three

Time to talk to the gang! Gotta meet the fam proper

Oh dear seems we got a shmee of racism on board, compatriots

Wow Raina, good foot-in-mouth moment with Wrex there huh...sorry about the eventual extinction of your race, lost this round of Pain Olympics

OH SHIT OH SHIT BLUE HOTTIE BIGENDER? THIS IS NOT A DRILL???

“hi I’m Kaiden wanna hear about my last crush ;)” “hi I’m Liara wanna hear about Asari mating rituals? ;)))” damn we really slidin right into the DMs no chill

Garrus: fuck rules and red tape amiright Raina: oh u right ;)

Guess I’ll actually do a mission now LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO

Honestly rolling out with Tali and Liara is a mood, squad goals

Raina @ every corporation on Noveria: I would sell you to satan for one(1) corn chip

This reactivation puzzle is some shit

I see some Mistakes were made

We already killing moms at this stage damn BioWare

FUCK FUCK BENEZIA KILLED ME AND I LOST A FUCKTON OF PLAYTIME

THERES LIKE NO AUTOSAVE IN THIS BITCH FUUUUUUUUU

fuck fuck fuck god damn it gotta shoot a bunch of deranged baby bug people again god DAMN IT

Okay we killed Liara’s mom in front of her hope that’s fine

And we let mama bug go free because after talking to Wrex, Raina’s like “this galaxy is a little trigger happy with the genocide, good luck out there bug mama ❤️ be cool please”

I have literally watched the scientist in the hot labs get killed three times now

So far the debreifs with the council have not gone very well

“You let bug mama go?! How many generations until they take over everything???” “My money’s on two :D Place your bets now assholes or stfu :DDD”

Asked Liara if she was okay and she seems pretty Cool With It

I hope to one day return to Noveria and Death Star it into oblivion

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode four

Talked with Tali and this situation with the Geth and the Quarians is giving me an existential crisis

You “inspect” my beautiful ship? You got somethin’ to say about my crew??? Talk shit get hit, bitch I will kill you

Yoooo my old earth gang, yeah what the hell, I’ll help ou—oh nope nvm he’s a xenophobe, you hang him and I’ll shoot his friend in the face, thx for your time

Went to the citadel to finish some assignments, left tasked with twice as many

“dOn’T cUt CoRneRs” fear not dear Kaiden, I have a permit: this piece of paper that says I do what I want

Still with the elevators, I really cannot with this

“You make it all sound so...dangerous...” ;) ;))))))

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode five

Headin’ to Virmire to rendezvous with the Salarian team

A cure for the genophase?!?!?! :D

Oh wait oh no are we for real gonna talk about destroying the cure like Wrex isn’t standing right here omg

SHIT GUYS NO NOT LIKE THIS WREX PLEASE

Phew for a conversation that basically started with guns drawn, it went pretty well... “What Saren has isn’t even a proper cure, he’s just fucking with the Krogans at this point. Are we gonna stand for that? Or are we gonna murder?” “Damn Shep, you right, we gon’ murder”

Okay Ashley, go join the aliens, try not to die

Shadow Team!🎵 tearing through the base 🎶 disabling all the     defenses 🎵 (you gotta sing it to the tune of the Trogdor song)

We free the prisoners!!! :)

We shoot the prisoners??? :(

“Raina? How can you shoot them where they stand?” So it’s more merciful to let them explode? NAH FAM

This scientist is responsible for the mind control stuff? For Benezia? Fine     I’ll let her go but I hope she explodes

We did not learn our lesson concerning beacons I see

Wait if even Saren is worried about his mind control ship does that mean there are larger forces involved here?

Oh. Oh fuck

Ugh Ashley I EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU NOT TO DIE

(so we really never found any info about that genophase cure huh? disappointing)

Oh Seren, you dumb dumb. You absolute fool. Clown man.

When Raina slings Kaiden over her shoulder to carry him to the ship—mmmmmmmmwoooow I am very bisexual

Bruh Raina takes every council call and she disconnects pissed off every time

WAIT I literally just hung up with the council, ASHLEY is DEAD, and Kaiden needs a DTR RIGHT NOW?!?!? Boy, NO, READ THE ROOM

This has been a stressful day

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode six

Shepard will avoid her feelings and go to Faros instead

Seeing Ashley’s figure greyed out and her locker inaccessible makes me sad

Wrex and Garrus, let’s go shoot some geth 💪 

A mind controlling planet—of course!

Shep gets all her renegade points shooting capitalists

Saved, uh, about half the colonists

If I have one more bad acid trip I stg

Oh nope here’s another one

Shep needs a nap

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode seven

Ah, the council. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

At least Liara is good at pep talks ;)

Joker, you cockblock

Haha DUDE we airborne, you THOUGHT

Now that I am exiled from the Citadel, guess I’ll run some galactic errands:

o   Killed corporate scientists who though we would rescue them lol

o   Destroyed a bunch of geth camps helping Tali on her pilgrimage

o   Disabled a nuke and killed some pirates

o   Shut down some evil Cerberus experiments

o   And illegally traded information!

Okay time to get back on track

So we may or may not be flying to our doom

OH GOD LIARA LOVES ME!!! RAINA, YOU DISASTER, YOU DID IT AAAAAH ❤️❤️❤️

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode eight

You know what I love? Being murdered by geth armatures

All these Ilos ruins be looking the same

Security panel is only kinda helpful

Oh, luckily I know Prothean now!

“CANNOT BE STOPPED” wow very encouraging, thanks

After that super motivating message and disabling security, its time to go down, down to goblin town

Vigil? Oh word?

My girlfriend is GEEKING out

I knew something what wrong with that fucking Citadel

Vigil: information is power. Also Vigil: What does it matter why they do what they do? All that matters is you stop them

“non-essential” personnel die first, huh? GROSS, VIGIL (gotta be honest that hits different in 2020)

Garrus gets it, I knew we liked that guy

Okay, find conduit, save galaxy, break millennium-old genocide cyle, nbd

Ugh Mako you gotta do me dirty one last time I see, I hate this thing

THE CONDUIT STRAIGHT YEETED MAKO

The citadel robot says we’re doomed : )

This shootout is SO fun, seriously

Saren get it toGETHER

Renegade Raina can kill with a conversation apparently, well done then

Concentrate on the Sovereign—why am I gonna save a council that hates my guts, sorry, but I have a JOB to DO that you ACTIVELY HINDERED

Great, zombie husk Saren, just what I needed as I mull over the possible consequences of my galaxy-altering decision

GO JOKER GO

Humanity-only council seems…questionable. Raina didn’t love the council but this sits wrong. Couldn’t we just appoint a more diverse council, including a human?

Anderson seems like a good enough dude, so…we’ll see.

TIME FOR WAR BOYS, GODDAMN WHAT A GAME

[touchmycoat]

Oh yay you are writing my prompt <3. A delightful beginning- ofc, SJ devotes zero brain space for thinking about his not-nemesis. Zero. None at all. Lol! I'm giggling at your SJ voice. And at the two of them throwing chairs 15 minutes into brunch. Poor YQY! But now he'll get a really nice show!

heeeyyyy~!! the shen twins are mxtx's gift of dynamic narrators into the universe, it's simply what they deserve. I love pretentious king SJ just bitching endlessly in his head while appearing completely placid on the outside (just like SY tbh). And while I do hesitate to bring canon levels of violence to a modern AU, the idea that SJ and LQG get into literal fist fights cracks me up :'DDD they just bring out each other's most vicious and childish...

I get some alone time in the office tomorrow that i'm planning to spend JAMMIN. I've been researching impact play baby we're gonna get! the! content!!