#dbdkfod tonysam friendship would be hilarious i love they

[itsallavengers]

Sam, knocking on Tony's door at 3 in the morning in tears: She's gone.... Dorothy's dead....

Everyone who's normal: oh no, was she an Aunt? Your grandmother? I'm so sorry-

Tony, already pulling him in for a hug: Its okay, I'm here for you. Know that she lived a good long life, but she was getting old and her battery just wasn't like it used to be. These things happen sometimes bud.

Everyone: wait what

Sam, sadly holding up his roomba with two googly-eyes stuck to the top: I Loved Her Like A Daughter

Sam Wilson has the same love for Friend-Shaped robots as tony stark and both of them WILL have at-length conversations with their tech, whether it can respond or not. More than once someone has walked in on either one of them muttering encouragements at a toaster or phone and both of them probably bicker with one another about whose microwave is more Badass while everyone around them is just like. “Why have you named all our kitchen appliances after members of the Golden Girls”