#day made wale harkatein ki hai humne
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Jeevan update suniye humara.
Mahadev ke saath appointment tha humara aaj. Savere 3 baje uth kar 4 baje tak paidal mandir gye. Nange paon. Wahan jaakr bhid jhamela kar rha tha. Police se bina ek baat du danta khaye uske baad police unkil sorry bole phir saahi aadmi ko danta maarne gye. Phir 6 baje tak kapat khulne ki aas liye baithe rhe line me. Ek du baccha to so bhi gya (and thora masala mila udhar but let's concentrate)
Phir babadham me Mahadev ko jal chadhaye. Adha mantar bole hi the ki dhakka de ke nikal diya. Matlab savan shuru hua nhi hai. Soche he isbaar bolbam me nhi aaye hai bhid kam hoga.. Mahadev is never unpopular guys. Unke dware saare saal bhid hoti hai. Waise Mahadev pe jal chadhaye chadhate hum pe hi jal chadha diye teen char log. To pasine aur gangajal me bheeg ke nikle. Maa Parvati ke paas gye. Maa Parvati ke paas aalag hi bhid. Phir kumari kanya bolke bholi si Surat dekhle pandaji humko chadha liye ma Parvati paas das minute aarti kiye hum (BY GOD MY LIFE'S HIGHLIGHT THA AND SANSKRIT PADHNE KE FAYDE HOTE HAI GUYS) phir wahan se utre aur pure aangan me jitne devi devta the sab se du du minute karke batiyaye. Bhid nhi tha jyda wahan. To mast gap shap kiye hum ma mansa se. Bajrangbali ko bhi bol diye ki agar Mahadev na suna ho to Ram ji ka kaan me keh dene humri aas. Nandi ji ke kaan me pushke jakarke. Udhar alag scam chalane ka koshish chala rha tha photograph log lekin ekgo bahute maane bohute Sundar panda ji aaye (Laxman ke roop jaise the by god) aur aankh dikhaye sab rafu chakkar ho gya.
Phir hum gor lag liye aur nikal gye mandir prangan se. Phir Ghar aaye. Durga badi to samne hi hai. Wahan mast Mahadev ko chain se jal chadhaye. Idhar bhi phusak diye kaan me. Aur aagye ghar.
All in all. Day made. Ab tang pasar ke soyenge dupahri ki dhup me.
#sharma ke karname suno#day made wale harkatein ki hai humne#sharma shitposting?#kisiko kandh sunna ho to bataio#mast dugo kandh hua enteraining wala#desiblr
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