#daxter flaxter

[murderofsomeone]

"I was hit by something last night in my sleep"

[tomcrowsex]

Malicious white woman (art trade for @rocks-inabox)

[toastsandwichdotcom]

Here’s the full drawing I made for I Need To Be 7 Feet Tall By Wednesday Or Else

[flamebearrel]

Sooo since niche media combos have once again filled my head today... what if the NKotR and friends had builds as Zombicide survivors?

To explain as survivors kill zombies they build Adrenaline Points (AP) that let them unlock more skills. These are split into 4 colors: blue is their starting skill, yellow always gives +1 action, and orange and red which you can only pick one each of at a time (example below)

Neil

+1 free Search Action

+1 Action

Lucky - Can reroll for any failed action

+1 to dice roll: Combat

Tactician - Can take turn at any order within the player phase

+1 die: Ranged

2 cocktails are better than 1 - After using up a Molotov (strongest weapon), can reroll for a chance at another one

Kevin

Sprint - Can move 2-3 zones with one move action

+1 Action

Search: 2 cards

Tough - Ignores the first wound received and friendly fire

Brother in Arms: +1 free Combat Action - When standing in the same zone as another survivor, both receive this effect

+1 to dice roll: Melee

Ambidextrous - Can dual-wield any weapon

Ryan

Steady hand - Ignore survivors of your choice when missing a ranged attack (friendly fire)

+1 Action

+1 die: Melee

+1 die: Ranged

Medic - At end of each turn, all survivors within the same zone heal one wound

+1 free Combat Action

Reaper: Combat - One successful attack per turn can take out two identical zombies

Mitch

Born leader - Can give another survivor an extra turn

+1 Action

+1 Damage: Ranged

Sidestep - Can move to an adjacent zone if a zombie spawns in close range

+1 free Move Action

Sniper - Freely chooses targets of each attack

+1 die: Ranged

Max

Starts with a Kukri

+1 Action

Break-in - Can open doors without equipment or making noise

+1 Damage: Melee

Escalation: Melee - More dice given for consecutive attacks

Is That All You’ve Got? - Discard an equipment to negate a wound

+1 free Combat Action

Wendy

Slippery - Can slip past a zombie-occupied zone without using extra move actions

+1 Action

+1 max Range

+1 free Search Action

+1 to dice roll: Ranged

Field medic - Can move up to a zone with a survivor and heal one wound (including self)

Low profile - Avoids all friendly fire

Spencer

Point-blank - Can perform ranged combat from within the same zone

+1 Action

Destiny - Can ignore a received equipment and redraw for another

+1 free Move Action

+1 to dice roll: Combat

Hold your nose - Free equipment draw after the first zombie in zone is killed

Matching set - Automatically receive both pieces of dual equipment together

Daxter

Starts with 2 AP

+1 Action

Free reload - No ammo needed for reloadable weapons

+1 free Combat Action

Webbing - All equipment can be held in hand, even those in the inventory

Regeneration - Fully restore own health after every turn

+1 Damage: Melee

Mitch's and Wendy's builds focus on ranged combat while Max is all melee, and the others fall somewhere in between. Ryan is set up so you can take him in either direction. Wendy and Kevin might also be good at covering a lot of ground to act as support

[your-fav-is-divorced]

daxter flaxter and mitch dollarton from computer fighters are divorced🤣

i can't find any good pictures 😭

Daxter Flaxter and Mitch Dollarton form Computer Fighters are Divorced!

[lesbiantiresias]

i think daxter flaxter is genderfluid but like he doesnt Know that and he just assumes that's what everyone is like. sometimes you wanna be a woman, that's just a guy thing. every guy has days where he wishes he were a woman. what do you mean you don't you fucking weirdo

[imhereisntthatenough]

not the daxter flaxster bottom surgery

[danbonnefoydrawsartistshelikes]

I usually dont share my trad art a lot bc it always looks messy and it's kind of embarrassing to share but since many of yall liked my nkotr fanart I felt like sharing some of my sketches!

(nb: dont mind the typos, also I'm aware they don't actually say daxter flaxter in that scene...)

[arithechair]

Daxtra flaxtra!!! (The all time world class video masta) (it still rhymes if you Believe hard enough)

I’m honestly surprised I didn’t get to making a Daxter genderbend until just now

Daxter flaxter is like, one of my favorite nkotr characters…… why didn’t I think of this before?!?!?! /ref

Anyway, I hope you like her as much as I liked drawing her :)

[primatechnosynthpop]

On my bullshit again

Video description: an edited version of a scene from Computer Fighters, starting in the limbo zone.

Daxter Flaxter: Everybody knows that CHUMP Mitch Dollarton might be able to fuck you in the flesh world, but how about Computer Fighters...?

Kevin: Wait a minute, this is like the soup kitchen. You mean to tell me that you're going to download soup into the kitchen?

Daxter: FLESH! FLESH! FLESH! FLESH! Conquer the flesh before you, outwit fifty coins, obtain fifty souls, and fuck Dollarton before midnight.

Ryan: What?

Daxter fades away without further explanation and the start button appears.

Neil: Guys, this is our chance to get back at Nirvana and experience gaming. But I can't do guys alone.

He looks to the side and starts nodding before anyone says anything.

Kevin: Let's waltz on down to the soup kitchen.

They put their hands on the button; cut to them in the game.

Daxter: Get moving, new kids! The clock's ticking. You only get five-- [The Living Tombstone song starts playing] --night at Freddy's, is this where you wanna be?

Daxter, cont'd: Fifty if you're that chump Mitch Dollarton [Mitch is shown with many life icons next to him]. 1999 if you're Kevin. [Kevin is shown with even more life icons]

Neil turns back and forth repeatedly. End desc.]

[mankindsalien]

daxter flaxter art Heh

[murderofsomeone]

daxter flaxter render redraw

[tomcrowsex]

NKoTR Mean Girls au Neil is Cady Ryan is Damien and Kevin is Janis,, Regina is Mitch Max is Gretchen Spencer is Karen

But instead of Mitch redeeming and being their friend after he gets hit by a bus he just. Dies

[primatechnosynthpop]

[ID: 1. Two headshots and a bust drawing of Neil Cicierega coloured in with yellow, showing him smiling in profile, looking nervous, and gasping in shock. "For real" is written in red at the top.

2. Fullbody drawing of Daxter Flaxter grinning with his hands on his hips, with primary coloured lightning coming off his visor.

3. Two more headshots of Neil, this time with yellow in the background. He looks perturbed in one and has a catlike smile in the other, which is slightly less cartoony than the rest and has "evil" written below it. End ID]

a bunch of Neil feat. Daxter Flaxter

[flamebearrel]

[ID: A screenshot of a page of the Littlest Pet Shop wiki about Roger Baxter. The titular character’s name is circled in red and points to an inserted image of Daxter Flaxter from New Kids on the Rock, pointing his fingers against his black visor and looking confident. End ID]

…Replace Roger with any given line from the computer fighters script and you’d still get the same result

(More, since I couldn’t decide which pic was best)

[ID: The same image as above, but with two different photos of Daxter grinning instead. End ID]

[s0upyboy]

daxter flaxter is trans sorry I don’t make the rules