daxter flaxter and mitch dollarton from computer fighters are divorced🤣
i can't find any good pictures 😭
Daxter Flaxter and Mitch Dollarton form Computer Fighters are Divorced!
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Sooo since niche media combos have once again filled my head today... what if the NKotR and friends had builds as Zombicide survivors?
To explain as survivors kill zombies they build Adrenaline Points (AP) that let them unlock more skills. These are split into 4 colors: blue is their starting skill, yellow always gives +1 action, and orange and red which you can only pick one each of at a time (example below)
Neil
+1 free Search Action
+1 Action
Lucky - Can reroll for any failed action
+1 to dice roll: Combat
Tactician - Can take turn at any order within the player phase
+1 die: Ranged
2 cocktails are better than 1 - After using up a Molotov (strongest weapon), can reroll for a chance at another one
Kevin
Sprint - Can move 2-3 zones with one move action
+1 Action
Search: 2 cards
Tough - Ignores the first wound received and friendly fire
Brother in Arms: +1 free Combat Action - When standing in the same zone as another survivor, both receive this effect
+1 to dice roll: Melee
Ambidextrous - Can dual-wield any weapon
Ryan
Steady hand - Ignore survivors of your choice when missing a ranged attack (friendly fire)
+1 Action
+1 die: Melee
+1 die: Ranged
Medic - At end of each turn, all survivors within the same zone heal one wound
+1 free Combat Action
Reaper: Combat - One successful attack per turn can take out two identical zombies
Mitch
Born leader - Can give another survivor an extra turn
+1 Action
+1 Damage: Ranged
Sidestep - Can move to an adjacent zone if a zombie spawns in close range
+1 free Move Action
Sniper - Freely chooses targets of each attack
+1 die: Ranged
Max
Starts with a Kukri
+1 Action
Break-in - Can open doors without equipment or making noise
+1 Damage: Melee
Escalation: Melee - More dice given for consecutive attacks
Is That All You’ve Got? - Discard an equipment to negate a wound
+1 free Combat Action
Wendy
Slippery - Can slip past a zombie-occupied zone without using extra move actions
+1 Action
+1 max Range
+1 free Search Action
+1 to dice roll: Ranged
Field medic - Can move up to a zone with a survivor and heal one wound (including self)
Low profile - Avoids all friendly fire
Spencer
Point-blank - Can perform ranged combat from within the same zone
+1 Action
Destiny - Can ignore a received equipment and redraw for another
+1 free Move Action
+1 to dice roll: Combat
Hold your nose - Free equipment draw after the first zombie in zone is killed
Matching set - Automatically receive both pieces of dual equipment together
Daxter
Starts with 2 AP
+1 Action
Free reload - No ammo needed for reloadable weapons
+1 free Combat Action
Webbing - All equipment can be held in hand, even those in the inventory
Regeneration - Fully restore own health after every turn
+1 Damage: Melee
Mitch's and Wendy's builds focus on ranged combat while Max is all melee, and the others fall somewhere in between. Ryan is set up so you can take him in either direction. Wendy and Kevin might also be good at covering a lot of ground to act as support
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daxter flaxter send this guy to hell
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[Video description: a version of “A Family’s Tea Party” by Kururingo which features the new kids on the rock. It’s from Daxter Flaxter’s perspective; he seems unsettled and brooding before it cuts to him addressing each of the new kids in turn-- first Ryan, then Neil, then Kevin-- and giving them a reassurance. He drops an increasing amount of sugar cubes in his tea, we see him and each of the new kids in a fantastical environment, and then he asks if they hate him. At the end we see them all having tea together, and Ryan scolds Daxter for using too much sugar. The subtitles on the video translate the song for the most part, but the way the characters are adressed at points is changed to fit the characters being used. End desc.]
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[ID: A screenshot of a page of the Littlest Pet Shop wiki about Roger Baxter. The titular character’s name is circled in red and points to an inserted image of Daxter Flaxter from New Kids on the Rock, pointing his fingers against his black visor and looking confident. End ID]
…Replace Roger with any given line from the computer fighters script and you’d still get the same result
(More, since I couldn’t decide which pic was best)
[ID: The same image as above, but with two different photos of Daxter grinning instead. End ID]
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