#dax and alanis thread.

[inkshadow]

"is that.... does that mean you're going to use that tonight with us? can i use it on you?" he doesn't know why he's asking. he usually just takes and asks for forgiveness later. if he doesn't forget. "n-no, i'm not a dumbass. let's go home."

"don't worry, dax. i've got something that buzzes at home." she grins, giving a little shove to his shoulders. "quite sure, unless you're trying to delay going home? or was there something that caught your eye?"

[inkshadow]

❝ hey! i'm puttin' food on the table, i don't know why you're complaining! maybe if someone would take care of me, i wouldn't feel so fuckin' loopy in the head... ❞

"they're not dumb enough to get hit in the face for a living. ugh, will you stop being so ridiculous."

[inkshadow]

"bet i would... but fine, you can be a buzzkill...." because when they get home, there won't be anything to stop him at that point. "are you sure you don't wanna pick up anything while we're here? could help for later, y'know."

"i bet you'd like that..." she would too, given the way she leans in to press her lips against his again. it lingers for a moment longer than she intends for it to because it feels to good but eventually her grip loosens. "we should go home."

[inkshadow]

"we can act like teens if you want," he chuckles as he presses his body further into hers. she might not be as wet as she needs to be for that something but that doesn't mean he's unaffected. "why not let me go then, angel?"

"just because it's an adult store, i don't think that means we can do adult things..." though, her arms slide up and around his neck to keep him right where he is for now. "so i think you have to wait."

[inkshadow]

familiarity returns in full, as if they were right back in their small little apartment. his tongue brushes over her lower lip before taking it between his teeth. "that a challenge? do we gotta wait?"

alanis might've laughed had she not been so preoccupied with kissing him; it's something she quite easily relaxes in to. "mmm, why don't we see how wet you can get me and we'll work it out from there?"

[inkshadow]

"you know, you ask a lot of questions...." he whispers, tossing the toy aside to grab her face and kiss her until she's pressed up against the back wall of the toy shop. "depends. how stretched out do you wanna be tonight, baby girl?"

"a few... once or twice, y'know. do you know enough? do you? dependents, are we talking with or without an assist from my toys?"

[inkshadow]

"more than enough times. i can't believe you're keeping track. i never said i know everything but i know enough! we could test it out tonight if you want. see how well i actually know you?"

"you've done it once or twice, congratulations. nothing to go writing home about. you know how to make me cum, i don't think that means you know everything that i might possibly like."

[inkshadow]

"because you love screaming 'right there, dax, right there' whenever i do the right thing. so... yeah, i'll take that as knowing a bit about you. oh come on, now you're being ridiculous. just admit that you don't like how much i know about you."

"some things? how do you come to that conclusion? i don't think living together automatically means you know anything about sexual preferences."

[inkshadow]

"it doesn't. i live with you, i'm bound to know some things. well then what are you doing blaming me for stuff?? i dunno, thought you'd have fun... bein' adventurous and shit..."

"not everyone, i'm just saying that i didn't realise it would give you such an ego. i don't do that shit with just anyone. yeah, so why do we have to shove something else inside me?"

[inkshadow]

"what the fuck? are you just going around calling everyone that then? i'm not special or whatever? i remember you telling me that you don't just do this sorta shit with just anyone... so you must be lyin' to me. you are tight! you want me to start calling you a loosey goosey or whatever the fuck?"

"wow... you call a guy daddy once or twice and suddenly he thinks he knows you. i don't know, i think maybe you could be into it... you strike me as the type. it would take a lot of work though. considering you're always like you're so tight, babe blahblahblah."

[inkshadow]

"buncha stuff. eiffel tower, double penetration, some bondage. i don't think there's a limit to you, really. i just figured that you had your secrets and i was s'posed to find them out on my own. ew, yeah. don't literally want blue balls. because i really don't think something like that's gonna do you in that bad."

"an angel, i said what i said. what freaky shit do you think i'm into, dax? you think you wouldn't know by now what i was into? i wouldn't hit it too hard... wouldn't want it to bruise, that would look weird. how do you know that?"

[inkshadow]

"an angel?! yeah, you're a good girl but i bet you get up to some freaky shit in the bedroom... good for you. if you smack it, you won't be able to use it and you know i give you the best dick. eh, i probably could but will i? no. it's not gonna stop you from walking!"

"excuse you! what freaky things? i'm an angel in the bedroom. wait until i smack the real thing around, you really will feel that. no! i like being able to walk, you know... unless you want to carry me everywhere?"

[inkshadow]

"yeah, exactly. wait 'til i bring up the other freaky things you do. well i had to wave them first before i asked! wh - hey! god, it's like i felt that," dax says with a shudder. "alright then can we use that and my dick at the same time when we get home?"

"...you didn't think i could handle talking about sex in a sex store? you didn't ask! you just started waving them about!" as if to prove her point, she reaches out to smack the toy still in his hand.

[inkshadow]

"i can fuckin' say it just fine, i just didn't think you could handle it in a public area! you - well shit, alanis, why didn't you fuckin' say that in the first place?"

"my ego clearly isn't as big as you seem to think. for the? what? the double penetration? if you want to do it, you have to be able to say it. besides — i have one of those."

[inkshadow]

"i'm surprised you didn't get stuck on the way out of the house this morning, honestly. for the - the thing we've been talking about for the last ten minutes!"

"well, what are you thinking about? i definitely do. i can still fit my head through doorways so it's obviously not too big yet. no! what would we possibly need it for?"

[inkshadow]

"about that? yes." dax groans, annoyed now at how she was twisting his words. "it's not the gay that i'm thinkin' about. you just don't need a bigger head than you've already got. are we buyin' this or nah?"

“you love to complain, don’t you?” alanis raises her eyebrows, “the other dude, y’know, because he'd be getting to fuck me. why not answer? scared? it’s not gay if it’s a three way, dax.”