#david's pineapple

[rainbowpopeworld]

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“Are you angry with me for having a hobby?”

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“Evidently, yeah”

[dozydawn]

Amber jewelry on sale at the Kraków Cloth Hall.

Photographed by David Wootton, 2007.

[thesolaireslawyer]

Impressed Yet

TW - Cursing, A Single Nut Joke, Like Slight Nsfw If You Look Hard Enough-

Requested!

WC - 1417

Now.. you remember how to do this Ash David even helped you and you can do this. The poor beta tried to hype himself up as he looked at the bowl holding the pizza dough. All you had to do now was cook it- and not burn it. 

It had been a while since Ash ordered some pizza. It felt wrong eating it while his loving mate was gone. The former guilty pleasure had now become a meal shared between him and his mate. And while Baaabe was returning from a long work trip. They mentioned wanting Pizza, and originally he was going to order it-.. But for some reason, he decided to listen to David.. And make the pizza from scratch-

So he went to the store and gathered the much-needed ingredients. But somehow still managed to forget the yeast- it was such an odd ingredient.. He was sure it wasn’t all that important anyway.

Now if I remember correctly.. You just gotta preheat the oven.. The recipe says to preheat it to 475- but.. The last time I did that, I got charcoal- instead of chicken.. Asher rubbed the back of his head, this was too much- maybe he should’ve just ordered it. No.. no.. I'm already this far. I'm not giving up now! Now let's read this damn recipe. 

Step 2 - Dust your hands with flour and push the dough down so it deflates a bit. Then divide the dough in half. Form 2 round balls of dough put said dough balls in separate. Bowls and cover in plastic; let sit for 15 minutes to 2 hours. 

Lol, balls-.. No, because this is much harder than they make it sound.. Why do they look like nu-.. Actually’ll shut up now. Just round and knead.. This is put in that bowl and put that one in the other bowl.. And set a timer.. Baaabe gets home in 3 hours.. And I want it to be done by then. So 20 minutes right?.. 

Well.. I should probably start preparing the toppings that is the next step.. 

Asher hummed to himself as he unevenly chopped the onions, and chopped some very thick sausages. Ripped apart bacon strips.. As well as stole a few pieces for him.. After all, gotta feed the chef am I right? He looked down at the poorly chopped mess and smiled. He did that.. He knew it wasn’t the best, it didn’t take a genius to tell him that. But he was proud of what he had done. Now where did he put that pizza sauce?

Asher looked around the kitchen.. Where did he put it? Cabinet? No fridge? No. On the counter in an orange bowl yes… was it in the frid- wait what- mentally slapping himself Asher grabbed the orange bowl and brought it over to the flour-coated mess he was calling a counter. He had checked the fridge enough times to know the cheese was in there. Did he buy too many bags of shredded cheese? 

5 bags.. 2 bags for the meat pizza and the other 3 for the cheese pizza. He did the math right- right? Oh, who cares.. Asher started to tear open the bags practically; mozzarella cheese felt like the only reasonable type of cheese to buy- like having a pizza let alone a cheese pizza without mozzarella cheese is like a crime. And poured them into a bigger bowl. 

His phone erupted with noise, which must have been the timer, stopping the destructive mess he called preparation. Removing the plastic from the dough once again.. He could see why they had him preheat the oven. He had already been at this for over 2 hours- and that was before Baaabe’s text. He still had an hour and some change before his mate returned home. And if all shit went to hell.. He had Max’s Pizza on speed dial. He smiled at himself with that little knowledge in the back of his mind. 

Step 4 - Working one ball of dough at a time, take one ball of dough and flatten it with your hands on a lightly floured work surface- use your fingertips to press the dough to 1/2 inch thick. Turn and stretch the dough until it can no longer stretch.  Let the dough rest for 5 additional minutes. Until the desired diameter! 10-13 inches

Treat the dough gently! 

Hmm… maybe I could try those funny-shaped pizzas.. I could do a heart.. That’d be cute- and the dough just ripped- how do I fix this- uhhh.. What if I just fold the rip over.. And.. now it just looks like a Frankenstein's type heart thing- maybe Baaabe won’t mind- like it’s the thought that counts. Now be a little less aggressive.. The crust is the best part.. I should include enough room so I could put cheese in the crust. Oooo.. that’ll be so fucking good.. Mmm.

And now the second one.. Flatten, spread. This one is just gonna be normal.. I want this one to look somewhat like a circle, or at least an oval. I have to be soft with the dough. I don’t want this one to rip. Good thing, I'm good with my hands.. Heh, now that's done, what is the fifth step? 

Step - 5 Brush the dough top with olive oli. Using your fingertips to press down and make dents along the surface of the dough- to prevent bubbling. 

This requires a lot of oil- like Jesus..  Though there is nothing better than greasy pizza. What you do to one you have to do to the other.. Lol.. I feel like I should sprinkle something so the dough won’t stick to the baking sheet- Naahhh, it’ll be fineeeee. Nothings gonna go wrong. 

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Asher looked at the mess, that he called dinner. The toppings on the meat pizza seemed too sloppily spelled ‘’ Impressed Yet? ‘’ he smiled at his handly work- Asher’s smile faded.. He was coming upon the hard part. Actually cooking the pizza, he didn’t want the pizza to burn.. Nor burn the apartment down- but one thing at a time. Alright, the final and last step.. We’ve gotten this far- 

Step - 9 Bake pizza in the 475’F oven, one at a time until the crust is browned and the cheese is golden. Or about 10 to 15 minutes.  

Seems easy enough, just slide this off that. And put that on that! And poof! Now put it in the hot oven. Now.. what was he supposed to do now? Well, baaabe should have been home by now. Ash questioned what was taking them so long before grabbing some chips and heading to sit on the couch. Before long his eyes started to drift.. And next thing he knew lights out.  

Not too long after our boy went to sleep. The door opened, and a wonderful smell filled Baaabe’s nose as they shut and locked the door behind them. Did Ash order some pizza?.. No, they didn’t see any boxes and stuff on the counter, now that had thought about it where was Asher? They put their bags down and went to look for him, god it had been a long week. 

They were finally happy to be home. They checked the bedroom and bathroom. They would have seen him in the living room. Pulling out their phone and walking back into the kitchen. They saw something they’d never think they would see in their life. 

‘’ A-Ash..? ‘’ Baaabe was confused. Was he..?

‘’ Hey, Baaabbe! I was wondering when you got home! I made dinner ‘’ Asher was practically glowing. The pizza was slightly burnt- and not as thick as the usual ones they got from Max’s but it’s fineeee. 

‘’ Y-y..you made dinner? And didn’t burn.. The place down.. Holy Shi- ‘’ 

Stunned wasn’t the word to be used. Baaabe was surprised, and the pizza actually looked edible.  

‘’ I know.. I'm a bit surprised too.. But you said you wanted some pizza.. And I’d thought I would try to make you some..’’ 

Baaabe smiled and made their way over to their lovable partner. As he set the hot pizza down. And pressed a kiss on his cheek. 

‘’ you lovable dork.. You’ve been hiding these cooking skills from me? ‘’ 

‘’ No.. I just had an amazing teacher.. ‘’ Asher chuckled as he wrapped his hands around their waist. Pulling them in for a much more passionate kiss. 

‘’ Now let's eat this pizza before it gets cold.. ‘’ The beta smiled pressing one more kiss to their lips

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AN - this is my apology to my fellow Asher fans for that last fic- but I love this one. it's cute and gives the vibe of a love song. Honestly, Asher and Baaabe are just adorable. I think I'll write for them more.

[cornchrunchie]

Soo, did anybody already do that, orrr....

[dora-papp]

When you're a writer and you finally convince yourself that you're capable of producing sentences that actually make sense, you relax for a second to read your writer buddy's work and then-

[david6of7]

Pineapple

Photography by David Velez

#davidvelez #david6of7 #photograph #originalcontent #print

#pineapple #piña

[d0x13l0v3r]

please dream of david tennant having drawn the universe and its just the pineapple from staged pass the word if we get 1000 people we can make it happen

[wednesdayshadow]

Restarting this again. I'd kill for a series 4!!!

[a-nywherebut-here]

do forks and other cutlery exist in the veggietales world

[fully-embracing-my-autopsy]

Part three of my favorite 2024 art because I have a lot and I can only post 10 things on my phone on Tumblr

Those dragons destroyed me, especially Blue I am never drawing them again

The last image is my pride and joy because I made a plaid pattern out of stained glass art (I will show how if y'all wanna know)

[rainbowpopeworld]

David Tennant draws the BAFTA logo:

“Well it just needs a bit of shading. Maybe some charcoal.”

[clairedelune-13]

David’s pineapple wasn’t awful. It looked like an outline for Spongebob’s house. 😂

[mitrielle]

My pineapple is shit!

When I'm writing fanfiction and I think "Oh yes, it's pretty good. The storyline is good. It'exciting, there's some humour. Ok, I give it to you, maybe you like it too."

And THEN

I read REAL GOOD fanfiction and I'm like: I have to delete my fanfic NOW! People will laugh their ass of! Oh, my pineapple is shit!

[rmd-writes]

seven sentence snippet sunday

getting in while it’s still Sunday here for once! Thanks for the tags @carlos-in-glasses @heartstringsduet 💖

Something about the way that Patrick says it feels loaded; maybe it’s the weight of his gaze as it unashamedly travels down David’s body or maybe it’s his pointed tone and the cadence of his voice.

David nods. “Well, just as long as you don’t expect pineapple on pizza,” he says haughtily, to cover how flustered he feels.

“I love pineapple on pizza actually,” Patrick grins, like he already knows what reaction he’s going to get.

“Okay, no. Pineapple on pizza is incorrect. Hot fruit in general is incorrect. Unless it is encased in pastry in the form of a pie. So no, there won’t be any pineapple on pizza tonight.” David forces himself to take a breath and drop his arms back down to his sides.

Patrick chuckles. “Okay, David. Whatever pizza you order is fine by me.”

David turns on his heel and leaves the room again before he can embarrass himself any further, ignoring the way his stomach flips whenever Patrick says his name.

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[theeldermillennial]

Good Omens - "The sketch Pineapple" Animatic