#dave hot rod x reader

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the very first hot rod (2007) fic on ao3 is from 2019!!!!! twelve years and nobody on ao3 wanted to write fic for this movie... but also! TWENTY TWO of the 28 hot rod fics are EXPLICIT DAVE X READER ALL BY ONE PERSON. tbh i have nothing but respect for their grind.

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Knight In Dull Armour 

Missed Dates and Missed Opportunities 

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Mixed Emotions (Part 1|Part 2)

Loving Is Easy

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Step Away (Kaspbrak!Reader)

Addict

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Someone New (Adult!Richie)

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48 Hours 

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I Am Not Okay With This

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Ugly Floral Couch 

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Why Me? 

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The Lodge (2019) 

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Dating!Aiden Hall Headcanons

[fangirl-imagines]

Getting Married to Dave Would Include...

A/N: Requested by @maggotqu33n. Sorry that these are kind of short. 

Okay so Dave doesn’t really “propose” per say. 

As sweet and thoughtful as he is, he’s just not a get down on one knee and pull out a ring type of guy.

He talks about wanting to marry you all the time though. All the time. 

It’s just kind of agreed upon between the both of you that one day you’re going to get married but neither of you are in any rush. 

The only problem with this though was that even though you both agreed you were going to get married one day someone still had to ask the other one. 

You end up being the one to propose to him. 

You surprised him and try to make it special for him. When he got home from work you’d made his favorite dinner, blueberry pancakes, and gotten him his favorite beer and rented a movie for the two of you. 

During the movie he felt you take his hand and thought you were just playing with his fingers like you did all the time until he felt something cool and solid slip onto his finger and noticed it was a ring. 

He couldn’t wait to tell everyone that the two of you were getting married. The next morning he immediately dragged you over to Rod’s to tell everyone the good news. 

The two of you would have a small and fun wedding, anything else just wouldn’t fit the two of you. 

Your guys wedding would be very casual, he’s just not really a dressing up kind of guy. 

He’d probably take his visor off though. No promises. 

Dave would absolutely cry when you walked down the aisle. 

Also you guys would absolutely have the best tasting cake! Dave is super excited about it because he picked it out himself. 

Rod, Ricco, and Kevin absolutely whatever car you guys leave in in the most tacky of fashions. 

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Next Chapter?

Dave McLean x (F) Reader

Warnings: Langauge

Y/N laid on the couch with her head in Dave’s lap as his attention was fixated on his video game. The two have been together for a year and a half, so hanging out doesn’t always have to have them talking. In more ways than one. Being together in the same room is simply enough.

They both were startled by the knocking, Dave paused his game as Y/N got up to go answer the door. She immediately gets moved out of the way for the crew to flood into Dave’s place.

“Dave!”

“Let’s go!”

“What?”

“Come on. Rico build a new ramp for me to test out. You can bring Y/N. She can hang with Denise” Rod adds. “Come on lets go!”

Dave gave Y/N a quick look as all she did was shrug ending with a smile.

“Okay” Dave smiles getting up from the couch turning off the tv.

After a while Y/N stood beside Dave as he had his arm around her shoulder while they watched Rod eat shit for the third time that night.

“I’m surprised he doesn’t break anything while doing these”

“Honestly” Dave laughs kissing Y/N’s temple loving that smile of hers.

“You two are honestly the cutest” Denise smiles. “What’s the next chapter for you two?”

“Next chapter?” Dave questions as Denise shrugs.

“I don’t know! Move in together, get married, have kids-“

“Okay, I’m gonna help Rico and Kevin get Rod out of the tree” Y/N pulls away from Dave making him frown.

“Sorry I didn’t mean to push anything-“

“No Denise. Just. I don’t know! Thought before speaking” Dave frowns as Denise just wanted to ask. It’s harmless. For the most part.

“Rod. It’s literally not that big of a drop. Just jump out!” Rico states as Rod continued to hug a branch.

“Stop being an idiot and come down” Kevin tried to climb the tree seeing if he can lead Rod down like a cat stuck in a tree.

“Rod. Seriously. If you want reassurance. I’ll catch you” Y/N moves directly under Rod in the tree holding her arms out.

“You’re going to need to help her. Rod is—“ Denise was cut off by the loud thud coming from the both of them. “Heavy”

Dave ran over pushing Rod off of Y/N helping her up.

“Thanks DAVE” Rod brushes himself off as Rico and Denise help him up.

“Fuck off Rod” Dave states bringing his girl back on her feet brushing off the dirt. “Are you okay? Anything broken?”

“IM NOT THAT HEAVY”

“Y/N’s thumb begs to differ” Denise carefully took her hand into hers checking more throughly as Y/N didn’t say anymore except for wince.

“Time to lose weight pal” Rico pats Rod back as he pushes him away.

“I’m so fucking sorry Y/N”

“Better be Rod” Dave frowns as Rico went to grab the van to bring it over.

After a ride to the ER, tue crew was scrambled as Y/N sat on one of the ER beds watching Dave blow up a glove making her laugh at how ridiculous it looks. A nurse came over to go take Y/N to get x-rays as she left Dave alone for a moment. Rod immediately took her place on the bed giving Dave a worried look.

“What man?”

“When are you gonna tie the knot!”

“Why do you ask that now?” Dave laughs. “Read the room. We’re in the hospital”

“Oh I know, but come on. She ain’t here at the moment. Gotta ask as blunt as I can instead of Denise asking”

“You both are blunt”

“So are you! But I don’t see a ring on that lady’s finger. Let alone knowing if you two have even thought about moving in together”

“We’ve talked about it Rod. But it’s none of your business”

“What do you mean none of my business. You’re my friend!”

“Have you met Noneya?”

“Noneya?”

“None yeah business!”

“Dave!”

Dave rolls his eyes laughing as Rod kept trying to get answers. Friends bug each other. Rod more than most but Dave learned to ignore sometimes.

“Rod move” Kevin smacks his arm when Y/N headed back with a splint now on.

Rod got up but instead of Y/N taking her seat back she climbed into Dave’s lap. “I didn’t need to move”

“Thought—you know what. Never mind” Kevin sighs leaning against the wall.

“Is it broken?”

“It’s a hairline fracture but it’ll be okay” Y/N reassures resting her head on his shoulder as Dave kept her close.

“Are they gonna put a cast? We can all sign it” Dave smiles as Y/N nods relaxing. “You guys can go. We can just hitch the bus on the way back”

“You sure? More than happy to stay and drive y’all”

“We’re sure Rico” Y/N smiles as the crew finally left giving them the rest of their night.

Waiting a few more hours to get Ortho down to confirm the fracture before casting, then finally going back to Dave’s place. He crawled into his bed after Y/N had settled herself comfortably.

“Thanks for staying with me baby”

“Of course! Why would I leave you?”

“Mm. Thought you’d want to be with the crew longer”

“Pfft. They can piss off. They interrupted our night and I was a little stupid to let them.” Dave wraps his arm around her waist once she flipped toward him. “I would never leave you alone when you’re hurt. And in general”

Y/N smiles inching closer to kiss him lovingly as he brought her closer, keeping in mind of her injury.

“So...” Y/N parts continuing to smile. “About that next chapter...”

“I’d love for you to move in with me” Dave smiles as she couldn’t help but smile more.

“Then, let’s live together”

[myeverythingisyourstruly]

Dave x reader

Request:  Dave x reader smut ? Maybe they’re at a party and end up sneaking off to an empty bedroom or something

Warnings: language, smut

It was early afternoon and you were laying in bed reading a book when you heard a faint knock at the door. You set your book down and told whoever it was to come in.

“Hey y/n.”

“Oh, hey Denise, what’s up?”

“I hope you don’t mind, your roommate let me in,” She plopped down at the end of your bed and smiled.

“I actually just stopped by to invite you to a party tonight. It’s at one of Rod’s cousins' houses. You in?”

You shrugged.

“Dave will be there,” she teased.

You rolled your eyes. “I don’t care about Dave. Especially if Cathy is with him.”

“Okay, you and I both know that’s not true,” She laughed. “And didn’t you hear?”

“No...hear what?”

“They broke up.”

You sat up so fast you thought you might’ve given yourself whiplash. “What!? When? Why??”

See this all started when Dave jokingly asked Cathy out on a date to prove to the guys he could get a girl if he really wanted to. However the joke backfired when Cathy actually said yes and now they had been dating for a little over a month.

What a stupid fucking way to start a relationship, right?

“They’ve been broken up for over a week. From what I’ve heard Cathy has been seeing someone else the entire time they were together,” Denise frowned.

“Wow...that bitch! I knew she wasn’t right for him,” you shook your head.

“I know somebody who is though,” Denise squeezed your ankle with a grin.

“Oh shut up, I’m not his type clearly, I mean me and Cathy look nothing alike.”

Denise hummed in response.

“I wonder how he’s doing?” You thought aloud.

“I’m not sure but you can ask him at the party. C’mon y/n, you gotta come.”

“All right,” you sighed. “I’ll go but you have to help me pick out an outfit.”

“It would be my pleasure,” Denise beamed.

* * * *

Later at the party you had met up with the crew: Rod, Denise, Kevin, Rico, and of course Dave. Surprisingly Dave seemed like his normal happy self so you decided not to bring it up.

Everyone was having a great time and you were feeling pretty good yourself. You decided to get a refill on drinks for your friends and disappeared to the kitchen for a minute. On your way back you zeroed in on Dave and froze.

He was talking to someone. And that someone looked a lot like Cathy.

Fuck. Why the fuck is she here? You thought to yourself.

You’re not sure what came over you but you decided to put on a show for Cathy. You marched back over to Dave and the others to pass out drinks.

“Here’s your drink, babe.”

Dave accepted the drink with a smile and then frowned in confusion, almost as an afterthought.

“Babe?” Cathy questioned with her arms crossed.

“Oh, Cathy! I didn’t see you there.” You lied.

You latched on to Dave’s hand and he let you. “Dave, you didn’t tell her the good news? We’re together now.”

Dave turned to you with an even more confused expression. “We are?”

You subtly pinched his arm.

“Ow! I mean, yeah we are.” He placed his arm around you.

Cathy didn’t look convinced.

“I guess I have you to thank Cathy. If you hadn’t screwed your relationship with Dave I wouldn’t have the best guy I’ve ever known by my side. So thank you for the big favor.” You wore the most phony smile on your face while Dave was blushing at your words.

“Are you done?” Cathy sighed. “I know what you guys are trying to do and it’s not working. Even if I did believe you two were together I have nothing to be jealous of. Not in the slightest.” She said while looking at you up and down.

This bitch.

“Keep talking shit Cathy,” You stepped closer to her. “I dare you.”

Dave came in between you two. “Woah, woah ladies. Let’s just all take a deep breath and chill out.”

Cathy stared you down for another second before rolling her eyes. “Whatever,” she said as she brushed your shoulder and walked away.

You turned your attention back to Dave.

“Are you okay? What did she say to you?”

“I’m okay, don’t worry about it. I think you need another drink. C’mon,” he led you to the kitchen.

Dave grabbed a beer from the refrigerator and slid it across the counter. “Damn, y/n. You looked so pissed — I thought you were gonna tear here face off.”

“I should’ve,” you mumbled.

“I appreciate the back-up though.” He popped open another beer and took a sip.

“Yeah, what are friends for,” you responded weakly.

“I’m gonna hit the dance floor with the others, you coming?” Dave asked.

“In a minute,” you plastered on a smile.

He winked at you before disappearing in the crowd.

Not a minute later Denise approached you.

“What are you doing over here by yourself? Come dance with us.”

“I’m not really in the mood.”

“You know I saw your confrontation with Cathy. She’s gone now, don’t let her ruin the rest of the night.” She gently rubbed your arm.

“You know what, you’re right. Let’s have fun.” You grabbed Denise and you guys found the others fairly quickly. They all shouted your name like they hadn’t seen you in years. A warmness spread through you knowing you had people that really cared about you.

Or maybe that was just the alcohol.

You and Denise danced together for a while before you inevitably gravitated towards Dave. He was bopping around like a little kid that overdosed on sugar.

He grabbed you and spun you around before shouting, “I love this song!”

You couldn’t help the bright smile that spread across your face at seeing Dave livin’ it up.

Damn, you’ve got it bad.

All of a sudden the atmosphere completely changed when the next song started playing at a much slower tempo.

You awkwardly looked around as everyone coupled up and started slow dancing. It reminded you of your prom night; being dateless and feeling like the odd one out.

Except you weren’t alone this time.

You felt a tap on your shoulder and turned around to see Dave. He had an almost shy smile on his face.

“You wanna dance with me?”

You fell into his arms seamlessly without saying a word. It was more like swaying than actual dancing but it felt good to lay your head on his chest while his hands made a home on your lower back.

“Hey y/n, I wanna ask you a question.”

You lifted your head to lock eyes with him.

“You know that thing you said to Cathy about me...did you really mean it?”

Your eyes softened. “Of course I did Dave. You’re the type of guy every girl dreams of….that I dream of.”

He stopped swaying and stared deep into your eyes. You had never seen him look so earnest. It was as if he was clearly seeing you for the first time.

Your heart was thrumming in your chest like a hummingbird's wings.

Then his lips were on yours.

He pulled you as close as humanly possible and tightened his arms around you while you breathed in his musky scent.

What started out as a sweet and passionate kiss quickly turned filthy. This was the hottest open-mouthed kiss you’ve ever experienced and you accidentally let a little moan slip out over the music.

Suddenly you pulled away, remembering where you were — surrounded by a bunch of people although no one was really paying attention.

You took Dave’s hand and led him upstairs.

“Where are we going?” He asked, following your footsteps.

“Somewhere more private.”

You randomly chose a bedroom that was thankfully empty and sat down on the bed. He sat right next to you and you two picked up where you left off.

You slowly laid down while he followed, halfway laying on top of you. You made out for what seemed like hours before he started tracing his hand down your leg. He stopped at your inner thigh.

“Is this all right?” He asked a little breathlessly.

You nodded frantically.

He lifted your black mini skirt and placed his hand on your cherry. That elicited another soft moan from you.

“Shit, y/n. You’re so fuckin’ beautiful, I can’t believe this is happenin’ right now.”

“Less talking, more doing,” you panted.

Dave softy chuckled and continued to rub his fingers in circles. He moved your skimpy underwear to the side and let a finger slide between you, coating himself in your wetness.

You gripped the bedsheets in one hand and Dave’s neck in the other. He leaned over to trail kisses down your neck and absentmindedly slipped a finger inside.

He worked up to another one which really had you ready to tip over the edge.

“Please don’t stop, Dave. Please don’t stop.” You whined unabashedly.

“I’ll keep going as long as you want, babe.”

“Holyshityou’regonnamakemecum.”

“Just let go baby, I’ve got you.”

And that did it for you. Your thighs trembled as you surrendered to the euphoria. It took you a minute to come down from the high. You opened your eyes to see that Dave was biting his lower lip, looking at you with half lidded dark eyes.

You brought him back down to your lips but this time it was much slower and dissolved into lazy pecks.

“That was hot,” he whispered. You giggled.

He helped you sit up and fixed your skirt. You two heard a rattling noise and noticed someone was jiggling the door handle from the other side.

“Who’s in there? This is my room!” A male voice shrieked. “Please don’t get anything on my sheets!!!”

You two looked at each other and bursted out laughing.

Best. Party. Ever. 

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Angel’s Lullaby

Okay, so this was requested by @chompachompa for some Dave fluff and the title comes from Richard Marx’s Angel’s Lullaby from his 1997 Greatest Hits album. Enjoy :)

The day you and Dave brought your daughter home, Dave tried everything in his power to not mess up. He constantly asked questions, wanting to learn every little detail there was to making sure she was happy and healthy. Sure, Dave wasn’t entirely the smartest man on the planet when it came to certain things, and you’d never think he’d try to take being a father seriously. Dave McLean was just a party boy who liked hanging out with his friends, drinking a beer, and working in his garage. When you two got together, nobody was expecting that. You were nice and sweet, and while Dave was also, none of the crew could actually see Dave being in a relationship.

He was too immature and well, he wasn’t always the best boyfriend. Sometimes he’d accidentally forget dates to go hang out with Rod and the gang, or he’d just be too stoned out to really listen to what you’d have to say. You even had a discussion with the gang, especially with Denise, the only other girl in the group, about what you should do. The said to just give it time, let him get used to actually having another person to think of. When you first got together, it was almost like Dave treated you like any other girl.

Yes, he occasionally made you things, and you treasured them beyond belief, but talking about your feelings always seemed hardest. Not because you got emotional, but because Dave got emotional. The poor man would cry his eyes out on the phone with you, or in person, if you guys would get into fights. One time, it even got so bad, that you had Rod pick you up just so you could hang out with Denise and cry to her because you were at a loss of what to do. Dave was such a sweetheart, you had told her, sobbing into a tissue. “But I can’t see him being more serious when it comes to us. It’s like he doesn’t even care if we’re together or not.”

When you had come home the next day, having been too wine drunk and emotional to walk home, you found a new gift from Dave, your favorite flowers, and a hand written note. You sighed, picking it up:

Dear Y/N,

I’m so sorry about our fight last night. I was such a jerk and I never want to hurt you. Rod called me and told me how you felt and you’re right, I don’t do enough to show you how much I appreciate you. I honestly think you’re too good for me, and it’s a miracle you even like me. But I’m willing to continue to be with you, and while I might not be the best with words, I’ll do what I can to show you how much I love you.

Yours,

Dave.

P. S: I ended up with glass in my eye again, it’s no big deal, though.

You couldn’t help but laugh at the last part, though there were tears in your eyes, and worry did come over you as you heard a knock on your door. Walking over, you open it to reveal Dave, tape on his eye with a bandage, and looking as though he’d just got done crying again. One of you had to speak first, as he just stood in your guys’ doorway, afraid you’d kick him out or yell at him again. You reached your hand out, grabbing his as you pulled him into a hug. “I love you, too,” you sniffled.

“Hey, Y/N?” Dave asked softly, wrapping his arms around you as his face flushed and he buried it in your hair. “Hm?”

“I think,” he paused. “That was the first time we said I love you.” You freeze for a moment, slowly looking up at him and realizing he was right. He smiled down at you before sheepishly scratching his hair. “I’m sorry I haven’t been very good to you. I’m not used to the whole, ‘relationship’ thing, since girls don’t usually talk to me.” You nodded, understanding as he told his side. “But I do want to make it up to you. So, will you let me show you how much I love you?”

A few weeks later, you starred at the pregnancy test in your hands. You knew exactly how this happened but honestly? Despite knowing that, it scared you to death. You and Dave had been together roughly about a year by now, and the fact you guys hadn’t even discussed kids made this worse. You placed the test on your sink, pacing your small bathroom as Denise stood in the doorway. “It’s positive, isn’t it?” She asked quietly, you nodding frantically as you wrung your hands and thought of all the ways you were gonna have to tell Dave what was going on.

He’d been doing so much better, yes, since your last makeup. He even texted you today to let you know he missed you, that he was gonna pick up a surprise for you on his way home from the ice rink. Would Dave be okay with kids? He didn’t seem to really hate them or like them either way, almost neutral. He did like when the smaller kids were around though, he liked carrying them on his back for piggyback rides and making sure they didn’t drown in the local pool.

“It’s going to be okay, Dave loves you, you know that.”

“What if we’re not ready?” You were now on the verge of tears. “What if decides that’s too much responsibility? He’s not exactly the most responsible guy, Denise. What have I done?” To make your fingers less busy, you wished you had some bubble wrap to pop, that would stop you from almost pulling your hair out. Denise stood, “it’s going to be okay.” She repeated, stopping you and putting your hands on your shoulders. “Do you want me to go with you?” You nod.

The drive to Dave’s house felt like an eternity. You saw him standing next to Rico by the pool in the front yard, overhearing “pools are great for holding water, man.” Stepping out, you forced a smile and gave Dave a hug from behind, surprising him as just at the moment, Rico sprayed him with the hose. You couldn’t help but laugh. He wiped himself off and looked behind him, smiling. “Hey, baby! What are you doing here?” You took a deep breath before leaning up to kiss him, trying not to cry as you walked him over to one of the lawn chairs.

“Honey, we have to talk.”

“What… what’s wrong?” His face fell, and you immediately felt the need to correct him.

“Oh-! No, I’m not-!” You waved your hands, trying to calm his ease as he let out a breath.

“That’s good,” he laughed. “I thought you were gonna break up with me or tell me you were pregnant or something.”

He stopped laughing as he saw your face.

“Oh, no. Sweetie, did I- did I make you hate me? Do you not-“ he started crying, his shoulders shaking as you reached over to hug him, frantically attempting to comfort him as you repeatedly told him you weren’t gonna leave him at all.

“Then what’s wrong?” He sobbed.

You sigh. “Dave, I’m pregnant.”

He stops almost immediately.

“For serious?”

“For serious.”

Before you know it you’re standing, wrapped in a bear hug so tight that you can’t even return it, Dave sobbing into your shoulder as Denise lets the rest of the crew in on what was going on, a round of applause meeting the both of your guys’ ears.

Nine months later, after the baby shower, gender reveal, a Dad Party™ held by Rico for Dave in the garage, you’d pushed your bundle of joy out in a sobbing mess at 4:25 A. M. With Dave right by your side. You held his hand so tightly he thought it’d break, crying just as much as you did when you got to hold her. “She’s so beautiful.” “Of course she is,” Dave wiped some of the sweat off your forehead. “We made her and she’s gonna be so awesome.” You couldn’t help but laugh, kissing him and holding your baby as close as you could without hurting her. Dave had been so attentive during your pregnancy, fighting your mood swings, cravings, and when you just couldn’t sleep. He made your child’s crib, even.

This particular night was a bad one. You couldn’t sleep, and the baby wouldn’t stop crying. Dave was nowhere to be found and as you sat down in her room, you tried hushing her to sleep. Eventually, you fell asleep, as had the baby, before she unfortunately woke up when she realized you weren’t moving anymore, crying loudly. Feeling a small tap on your shoulder, you gently jolting to see Dave waving at you, he was smiling as he took the infant, switching spots with you and gently swaying her in his arms. If you listened hard enough, you’d be able to hear him sing gently. You weren’t sure where he’d heard the song but it was beautiful. Your heart swelled at the sight.

I was never alive

'Til the day I was blessed with you

When I hold you late at night

I know what I was put here to do

I turn off the world and listen to you sigh

And I will sing my Angel's Lullaby

Know I'm forever near

The one you can always call

Right all you know to fear

Are the shadows on your wall

I'm here close enough

To kiss the tears you cry

And I will sing my Angel's Lullaby

[fawninthewinter]

Most ao3 Hot Rod fics are Dave McLean x reader and that is absolutely valid and understandable. Long haired laidback Bill Hader must have that effect on people.

[peachyuris]

hot rod dave x reader

you tell him you love him and he says “haha awesome!” in his dumb voice before walking away to go to work that he forgot he is late for. you regret your heart’s choice.

[travelivery]

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Travis Pastrana Jumps Caesars Palace Fountains as Tribute to Evel Knievel

Produced in partnership with Nitro Circus, “Evel Live” saw Pastrana pay homage to Knievel’s legacy as he set out to recreate three of the American legend’s most iconic jumps. Pastrana pushed the limits even further though, breaking Knievel’s famous car and Greyhound bus jump records before completing the epic Caesars Palace fountain jump that left Knievel grasping for his life 50 years ago. Shortly after Pastrana took a celebratory dive into the Caesars Palace fountains to cap off the night, #EvelLive trended at #1 on Twitter.

“I’m thrilled to have had this opportunity to honor Evel Knievel, whose guts and showmanship created the foundation for action sports,” Travis Pastrana said afterward. “Evel pushed himself and flew further on a motorcycle than anyone thought possible. So with this modern day tribute, we wanted to bridge generations – from my parent’s generation who was inspired by Evel to the generation after me who may not know much about the original stuntmen who paved the way – HISTORY® and Nitro Circus wanted to show just how incredible his accomplishments were. To be able to do that in Las Vegas and at Caesars Palace, where Evel’s legend was born, is so awesome.”

In just three hours and under the pressure of a live TV broadcast, Pastrana first topped Knievel’s 1973 jump over 50 crushed cars by soaring more than 143 feet in the air over 52 vehicles. Then he surpassed Knievel’s 1975 jump over 14 buses, flying nearly four stories high and covering a jaw-dropping 192 feet to clear 16 modern-day Greyhound buses. In order to make room for the massive setup, these jumps required the production teams from HISTORY® and Nitro Circus to take over the space behind Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino, Paris Las Vegas and Bally’s Las Vegas.

Afterward, Pastrana took to the streets with a police escort to ride to the Caesars Palace jump site. Fans quickly lined Las Vegas Boulevard, exchanging high-fives with Pastrana from taxis and the side of the road as anticipation for the finale built. The motorcade quickly closed The Strip.

Then Pastrana faced the Caesars Palace fountain jump that nearly took Knievel’s life a half-century ago after his infamous crash. As if that wasn’t daunting enough, given the expansion of Caesars Palace since Knievel’s ill-fated attempt, Pastrana had only a 200-foot run-in to accelerate to the 70-mph speed necessary to clear the fountain. Pastrana also had to contend with stifling heat reaching 102 degrees and, just before the event, potential thunderstorms. Even in ideal conditions and if he hit his speed marks perfectly, Pastrana would land with just a few feet to spare. But, after arcing over the fountains, Pastrana touched safely down on the landing ramp to the roaring crowd and a flash of pyrotechnics.

This electrifying event paid tribute to Evel Knievel in every possible detail. From Pastrana riding a Indian Scout FTR750, a modern day evolution of the flat track motorcycles of the past — and very different from the modern-day dirt bikes Pastrana usually rides – to the white leather suit and helmet decked out in American stars and stripes just like Knievel’s classic livery, these specifics illuminate how much Knievel achieved and the impact he has had on generations of fans.

“Evel Live” launched HISTORY’s second annual “Car Week” in breathtaking fashion. Upcoming “Car Week” programming includes “Hot Rods and Muscle Cars” (Monday, July 9), “Truck Wars” (Tuesday, July 10), “Speed Demons” (Wednesday, July 11) and “Hot Wheels: 50th Anniversary Special” (Thursday, July 12). All times 8 pm ET/7 Central.

North America can look forward to more daredevil thrills from Travis Pastrana and Nitro Circus this fall with the world debut of the “You Got This” tour, kicking off September 28. Pastrana will also throttle up on four wheels when he competes in the inaugural Nitro Rallycross, part of the groundbreaking Nitro World Games action sports competition, coming to Salt Lake City on September 22 and 23. Then in Spring 2019, Nitro Circus returns to Las Vegas in a big way, launching its first-ever resident stage show at Bally’s Las Vegas.

“Evel Live” was produced by Nitro Circus Media Productions in partnership with HISTORY® and Caesars Entertainment. Trip Taylor and Dave Mateus are executive producers for Nitro Circus Media Productions. Zachary Behr, Sean Boyle, and Mary E. Donahue were executive producers for HISTORY®.

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Jump Photo Credit: Patrick Gray/Kabik Photo Group; Aerial Image Photo Credit: Erik Kabik

Travis Pastrana Jumps Caesars Palace Fountains as Tribute to Evel Knievel

Travis Pastrana Jumps Caesars Palace Fountains as Tribute to Evel Knievel

Travis Pastrana Jumps Caesars Palace Fountains as Tribute to Evel Knievel

Travis Pastrana Jumps Caesars Palace Fountains as Tribute to Evel Knievel

Travis Pastrana Jumps Caesars Palace Fountains as Tribute to Evel Knievel

Travis Pastrana Jumps Caesars Palace Fountains as Tribute to Evel Knievel

Travis Pastrana Jumps Caesars Palace Fountains as Tribute to Evel Knievel

Travis Pastrana Jumps Caesars Palace Fountains as Tribute to Evel Knievel

About Travis Pastrana

Travis Pastrana is an American professional motorsports competitor and stunt performer who has won championships and X Games gold medals in several events, including supercross, motocross, freestyle motocross, and rally racing. He runs a show called Nitro Circus and previously competed in the NASCAR Nationwide Series for Roush Fenway Racing and the Global RallyCross Championship for Subaru Rally Team USA.

He currently competes in the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series, driving the No. 45 Chevrolet Silverado for Niece Motorsports. – Wikipedia

About HISTORY®

HISTORY®, now reaching more than 96 million homes, is the leading destination for award-winning series and specials that connect viewers with history in an informative, immersive and entertaining manner across all platforms. The network’s all-original programming slate features a roster of signature series including The Curse of Oak Island, Forged in Fire, Alone, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, as well as the hit drama series Vikings and SIX. The HISTORY® website is located at history.com. Follow us on Twitter at twitter.com/history and Facebook at facebook.com/history.

About Nitro Circus

Nitro Circus, the world’s biggest action sports entertainment brand, creates electrifying live events and unbelievable original content that at once exhilarates, captivates and inspires thrill-seeking fans worldwide. Co-founded by global superstar Travis Pastrana in 2003, Nitro Circus has since grown into a multiplatform phenomenon producing hit television shows, critically acclaimed documentaries and innovative digital offerings. That success gave rise to the Nitro Circus Live tour. Created in 2010, Nitro Circus Live has traveled the globe, playing to sold-out stadiums on five continents. The company introduced an innovative breakthrough in 2016 with the debut of Nitro World Games, completely rebooting action sports competition in the process. With over three million tickets sold to date, television programming that has aired in over 60 countries, more than 20 million engaged fans across its social media platforms and a burgeoning consumer products business, Nitro Circus is at the forefront of action sports and entertainment. For more information visit www.nitrocircus.com and follow Nitro Circus on Instagram and Facebook.

About Caesars Palace

World-renowned Las Vegas resort and a Top 10 “Best U.S. Casino” by USA TODAY 10BEST Readers’ Choice, Caesars Palace features 3,980 hotel guest rooms and suites, including the all-new Palace Tower featuring 10 new luxury villas, the 182-room Nobu Hotel Caesars Palace and Forbes Star Award-winning The Laurel Collection by Caesars Palace. The 85-acre resort offers diverse dining options from the award-winning Bacchanal Buffet, to celebrity chef-branded restaurants, including the newest additions Gordon Ramsay HELL’S KITCHEN and from Giada De Laurentiis, Pronto by Giada, as well as Bobby Flay’s Mesa Grill, one of Nobu Matsuhisa’s largest Nobu Restaurant and Lounge, Restaurant Guy Savoy and MR CHOW. The resort also features nearly 130,000 square feet of casino space, including a recently renovated race and sports book boasting the largest screen on the Strip at 138 ft., a five-acre Garden of the Gods Pool Oasis, the luxurious Qua Baths & Spa, COLOR Salon by celebrity hairstylist Michael Boychuck, five wedding chapels and gardens, and the new 75,000-square-foot OMNIA Nightclub with the top DJs such as Calvin Harris, Kaskade and Zedd. The 4,300-seat Colosseum, Billboard Magazine’s Venue of the Decade, spotlights world-class entertainers including Celine Dion, Rod Stewart, Reba, Brooks & Dunn, Jerry Seinfeld and Mariah Carey (opening July 2018). The Forum Shops at Caesars Palace showcases more than 160 boutiques and restaurants. Caesars Palace is operated by Caesars Entertainment (NASDAQ: CZR). For more information, please visit caesarspalace.com. Find Caesars Palace on Facebook and follow on Twitter and Instagram.

Travis Pastrana Pays Tribute to Evel Knievel & Recreates 3 of His Most Iconic Feats Sunday night, in front of an estimated 25,000 fans watching in-person from Las Vegas and more tuning in live on television across North America, action sports superstar Travis Pastrana celebrated Evel Knievel during the unprecedentedHISTORY® live event, “Evel Live.”

[fangirl-imagines]

Dating Dave Would Include...

A/N: I stan Dave so hard and it is a true testament to Bill’s attractiveness that he can make a mullet look hot. 

Any relationship with Dave would be such a healthy and loving one I swear

Like the two of you would be best friends before you get together and when you do start dating the two of you are always together. 

Dave is kind of clingy so you usually wind up sitting in his lap and he is always trying to hold your hand. 

You always go to stunts with him to be supportive and are really good friends with Rod and the rest of the gang as well. 

Hanging out at the food truck a lot just to sit and talk without any distractions.

Until his friends show up. They crash most of your dates actually unless the two of you make an actual effort to get some privacy. 

Visiting him at work when he’s bored, bringing him food and just keeping him company, and he lights up when he sees you. 

Really chill and lowkey dates where you help him building stuff, which is usually handing him tools and talking about the upcoming stunts the team is planning, going thrifting together, him showing you how to ride his skateboard, or going to the grocery store and pushing each other on the back of the cart. 

Dave is so confident, he honestly does not care what people think of him at all. And his confidence rolls over to you a little bit too. He loves all the little quirks or things you don’t like about yourself. 

Do you have a quirky laugh? He thinks its adorable. Do you have your own style? He thinks it looks great because it’s yours. Softer body? He adores it. 

He hypes you up all the time and brags about you, his wicked awesome girlfriend, to anyone who will listen. 

He’s a very sweet and understanding boyfriend too. He will listen to you ramble on whenever you need to about something that’s been bothering you and he just likes to know about what's going on in your life, whether it’s with your family, friends, work, whatever. 

He also needs someone who is willing to do this for him though. He needs someone who will listen to him talk about his day at work, what his little sister did to get on his nerves, the stunts coming up that he’s excited about, or even just this crazy thing Ricco did today. 

He gives a lot of support and love and he just needs it in return. 

There is no toxic masculinity with Dave at all, either. He’s too comfortable with himself for that.

He loves when you bring him flowers or something you thought he would like because he loves knowing you were thinking about him. 

Also its canon that he is a cryer and he has no problem crying in front of people. When he cries the best way to calm him down though is just to hug him and run your fingers through his hair. 

He loves making you laugh more than anything. It comes easily for him too because he just has a very laid back and goofy personality. He always has a dumb joke ready to cheer you up.

[haderberkman]

Let Me Cheer You Up

Dave X F Reader

Warnings: Smut, Language

Requested by: Anonymous

Dave hated crying. After he cried, he usually felt awful for the rest of the day. He was crying because Rod wanted to stop doing stunts and break up the crew. He didn’t know what to do so he did the thing he could think of.

Y/N was in her kitchen cleaning when she heard her front door open and close. She peeked her head into the living room and saw a crying Dave standing in front of her TV.

“Dave, sweetheart, what’s wrong?”

“R-Rod wants to s-stop doing stunts and break the crew up.”

Dave began crying harder, and Y/N hurried over to him and pulled him into a hug. He instantly wrapped his arms around her waist and nuzzled his face into her neck. Y/N rubbed his back as he tears steadily began to stop. He pulled back a bit and captured her lips is a calming kiss. They pulled away, and Y/N wiped his tears away with her thumbs.

“Do you feel any better now?”

“No, not really.”

Dave moved and sat down on her couch. Y/N stood there, watching him, and an idea came to her head. She walked over to Dave and sat down on his lap with her legs straddling his. She pulled him into an other kiss, and he gasped as she gently pulled his hair. He pulled back a bit, trying to catch his breath.

“W-What are you doing, Y/N?”

“Let me cheer you up. Please, I hate seeing you sad.”

“Fuck, yeah. Cheer me up.”

Y/N smiled at him before pulling him into another kiss. Dave wrapped his arms around her and pulled her closer to him. She ran her fingers through his hair again and moved to kiss his neck. She got off his lap, and he opened his eyes and saw that she was on her knees in front of him.

Dave was about to protest, but before he could speak, Y/N reached her hands out and began unbuckling his belt. He gently raised his hips, and she pulled his jeans and boxers down enough for his member to spring free.

Y/N loved giving Dave head, but she never got the chance to do it much because he didn’t like to be center of attention. He wanted to give more than he wanted to receive.

Before Dave had the chance to stop her, she quickly grasped him and began stroking him. He quietly moaned as his head dropped to the back of her couch. Y/N slowly began to suck and lick his member, and Dave moaned a little louder.

“Fuck, Y/N. That feels so good, sweetheart.”

Y/N hummed around him and went faster. Dave slid his fingers into her hair and gripped the long strands causing Y/N to moan around him. He gently bucked his hips causing her to lightly gag around him. Dave began squirming and voicing out how she made him feel.

“Y/N, baby. I’m gonna cum. Oh my God.”

Y/N took him all the way into her mouth, and he moan loudly as he came in her mouth. She carefully pulled him out of her mouth and swallowed. She laughed quietly at the sight of Dave in this moment. His head was laid back in the couch with his eyes closed, gasping for air. She thought he looked absolutely handsome.

Dave slowly raised his head and smiley widely when he locked eyes with her. She smiled back at him and stood up. Dave stood up too and fixed his pants before pulling her into a loving kiss. He pulled away and connected their forehead together.

“Thanks for making me feel better, sweetheart.”

“Anytime, babe. That’s what I’m here for.”

Y/N shot Dave a playful wink, and they both giggled at each other.

“I love you so much, Y/N.”

“I love you too, Dave.”

Dave knew that Y/N would always be there to cheer him, and he loved her for it. She helped turn his sad, cloudy days into bright and sunny ones, and he couldn’t think of a better person than her to call the love of his life.

[bill-hader-imagine]

[chompachompa]

Vinny Vedeci has the BIGGEST dick energy.

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