#dashingplays: pokemon

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see, this is what the rest of the dlc was missing: I actually care about these stupid kids

penny no

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This is the buffest woman Twitter can handle before getting scared

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evolve your fucking ursaring

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If I had nickel for every time a game featuring music by Toby Fox had a boss battle where a stars were thrown at you and you had to win with the power of friendship, I'd have two nickels

Which isn't a lot, but it's funny that the second time is in Pokemon

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"GOD, how DARE gamefreak make you catch 200 pokemon before continuing with this quest"

*me going haha yippee while I catch random pokemon that weren't in the game*

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Why did this random team Rocket grunt have a Snorlax, poliwrath and gyarados on their team

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well

yeah

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What sucks about hunting the legendary beasts is that if you forget to immedietly go nearby when you first release them, it's basically completely rarndom where they'll show up before your're able to just check their spot in the pokedex, and even then it's slightly random where they'll go next on your way to where they were

And then in Crystal they decided, you know what, let's hide Ho-Oh behind this

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*loses to Claire's Kingdra once*

Fuck it

We Ball

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can't believe I get payoff to randomly naming my starter Daytona

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WIFE SPOTTED

BABY ACQUIRED

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hehehehehe

you can rename Miraidon after you can start using it in battle

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Who up wiggling their thang

And by thang I mean

Her

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Oh (:3)3'rd license, that's fjnny

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And with that, I send off a 5 year playthrough, because the rest of the game doesn't net me anything worthwhile

In the first place, I only started this playthrough to check out the fashion items, but I did grow to like vespiquen more because of it

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Now I didn't know this until a while ago, (however, it is hinted at in a certain area if you're cheeky enough to catch it) but something happens if you take Terapagos to the Crystal Pool in Kitakami

Though, if you've seen Pokemon Horizons, this isn't too unfamiliar

Also, this is how I noticed the title screen changed, with actual music