The refined company, just walking by with a starbucks.
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If you get horny on main, I'll be there to clean your sins.
By that, I'll slay you.
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"Dude, just once in your life, can you please try not being the most boring, goody-two-shoes ass nerd on earth?"
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Saw this and thought of you https://www.tumblr.com/cocopies/757987498156834816/nokia-archive?source=share
back when life was just a bit simpler—
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"Aren't we all being a bit too mean to Karma?" Surely it was just for the humor of it all, right? "As a fellow student of my father, I think she has a cute, petite butt."
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a sigh. she should have not placed some trust in a suspect (Noan) of all people.
"I believe he failed to teach you what an orgasm is. Which the meaning behind is,
a climax of sexual excitement, characterized by feelings of pleasure centered in the genitals and (in men) experienced as an accompaniment to ejaculation."
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At Nevermore University, it’s movie night with the girls and only Enid is missing.
Yoko: What can I say? I’m an ass girl, and you’ve all seen Divina’s divine ass.
Divina: Oh stop. *playfully shoves Yoko*
Bianca: How about you, Addams? What’s your favorite feature on a woman’s body?
Yoko: Enid still isn’t back with snacks, so dish.
Wednesday: If you must know, I am rather fond of Enid’s blood gutters.
The girls: 😟😟😐
Wednesday: Surely you’ve seen them. The grooves, here? *gestures towards her hips*
Yoko: Oh! You mean Wolfy’s cum gutters!
Wednesday: *hisses* Watch your vulgar tongue, Tanaka, lest you wish me to deprive Divina of your only useful attribute.
Divina: *covers Yoko’s mouth* We also call it the sexy V.
Yoko: Mmmf. *nods*
Bianca: I know I’m going to regret asking, but why blood gutters?
Wednesday: It should be obvious. They are thusly named for how blood naturally flows down them during coitus.
The girls: 😧😧😑
Wednesday: To where I may drink it as I—
Bianca: NOPE. I’m out. Tell Enid I’m sorry, but I can’t even.
Divina: I’m with B. I’m all Addamsed out. Let’s go, Yoko.
Yoko: Wait! I wanna know! I HAVE TO KNOW!! *dragged out*
— Minutes later. —
Enid: I’m back! Sorry for taking so— huh? Where is everyone?
Wednesday: It saddens me to tell you that they had to cancel.
Enid: Saddens, huh? *pouts and flops down next to Wednesday* Well, now what are we going to do for the night?
Wednesday: We… still have another gallon of cherry syrup.
Enid: Roleplay night? Oh-em-gee that’s perfect! Okay, so this time I’ll be the dashing Hyrulian that just rescued my princess from the despicable Galpindorf.
Wednesday: Yes, and you are drenched in the blood of your vanquished foes.
Enid: Obvi!
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