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“Check this shit out.”
Ren proceeds to eat an entire ghost pepper without blinking.
#ic ✯[in character]#dash commentary ✯[phan site]#//i don't think he could handle the California pepper on its own#//but my man likes his spice
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“The law of Good Things says you can never have enough, so that means a swimming pool of vanilla is automatically good.” It does not say that, he knows it does not say that, but this is the day he woke up and chose chaos.
@trickofheart
"It's like a little magic potion."
"When used WISELY, it is! We're not making a swimming pool!"
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“Now that he says it, I’m kind of in the mood for fries as well.”
“Fresh fries that is, and the best way to piss off a fast food worker is to always ask for no salt on your fries so they have to make a new batch.” Then you put salt on them as you drive away.
#|| NO YOU GO TO BED 「CRACK」||#|| Browsing the PHAN-SITE 「 DASH COMMENTARY 」 ||#no legit this actually works#and it's the best way to piss them off#not lying
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“Remember those crickets gas stations used to sell that had seasoning on them? They were alright.”
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He is an esoteric little wizard holding a bottle of vanilla extract, ready to drop it in anything if only to sew the seeds of chaos.
#ic ✯[in character]#dash commentary ✯[phan site]#//red is the kind of man who would make pilk#//or boil gatorade
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And it was there, from the tallest cliff upon the highest mountain that he took in a deep breath and yelled:
“HEE HOO!”
#ic ✯[in character]#dash commentary ✯[phan site]#V!I Am Thou ✯[Ren/Akira Multiverse]#//hows it hee hoing my fellow jokers
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“Can’t help but feel respect for sticking to his guns even with Mara.”
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“Anyway gotta run now before another Akechi tries to kill me.”
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“Uh, I guess I can be Red- kinda close to my name and I have the red gloves....” He may have thought of that pun quickly but he’s awful with names.
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That’s rough, buddy
#dash commentary ✯[phan site]#//can't believe tumblr silenced an akira#//need the phantom thieves on that shit
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“I never made chocolate before... doesn’t look too hard.”
#ic ✯[in character]#dash commentary ✯[phan site]#//this is open btw#//i actually thought it was harder to make it lmao
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WAIT. IS VANILLA EXTRACT ALCOHOL?
WHY DID NO ONE TELL HIM THIS???
#ic ✯[in character]#dash commentary ✯[phan site]#//someone stop this man#//apperently it's easier to get wasted on vanilla than alcohol
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But if eggs taste good... then wouldn’t the chips taste good?
#dash commentary ✯[phan site]#//he's be the one to eat weird chip flavors#//i see ren as a guy to try anything once
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Make your Muse... As a child!
#dash commentary ✯[phan site]#//a whole baby#//baby ren deserves happiness#//will he give you flowers??? yes
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How much do you sell for?
"At least no one can call me breedable again..."
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