#das erlkönig manover

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Goethe: I'm at a loss for words! Schiller, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Johann yelled at me for 45 minutes.

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Goethe: I'm proud to identify as moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Fritz asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Schiller: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther again?

Goethe, already taking off his clothes: Fritz, you're so fucking stupid.

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Goethe: „Just... Get out of my house!!"

Schiller: „With pleasure!" *leaves the room dramatically, shuts the door loudly*

Goethe: …*sigh* Schiller, come back."

Schiller: *reenters the room* „Why did it take so long?"

*hug*

Source: The Big Bang Theory

I love this so much. It's hilarious and it's TOTALLY them. Thank you, Anon!

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Goethe: Hey, have you seen the-

Schiller: ACHOO!

Goethe: The-

Schiller: ACHOO!

Goethe: Have you-

Schiller: ACHOO!

Goethe: Seen-

Schiller: ACHOO!

*both of them look at each other without saying a word*

Goethe: Have you seen the-

Schiller: ACHOO!

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Goethe, on the phone: Hello?

Kleist: Hey, what's up?

Goethe: I need your help, can you come here?

Kleist: I can't, I'm buying clothes.

Goethe: All right, well, hurry up and get over here.

Kleist: I can't find them.

Goethe: What do you mean you can't find them?

Kleist: I can't find them; there's only soup.

Goethe: What do you mean there's only soup?

Kleist: It means there's only soup!

Goethe: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!

Kleist: ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!

Kleist: THERE'S MORE SOUP!

Goethe: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE SOUP?!

Kleist: THERE'S JUST MORE SOUP!

Goethe: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE.

Kleist: There's still soup!

Goethe: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

Kleist: I'M AT SOUP!

Goethe: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?

Kleist: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Goethe: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Kleist: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Goethe: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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“I once killed a man in his sleep with only his mustache and a grape.”

-Kleist