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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #5

-NEW KID™ WAS NOT READY FOR THE URGENCY OF LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™’S WARD HE LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE ME DURING BOXING DAY SALES -YES ZOSIA FUK HIM UP LET HIM SEE REAL DISTAIN -HANSSEN AVOIDING MO’S HUSBAND’S (??) MOTHER IS ME TRYING TO AVOID ALL RESPONSIBILITY -WHO IS THIS WOMAN TURNING UP WITH A FUKING LOBSTER -NEW KID™ IS PROBABLY AS USEFUL AS A BABYSITTER AS HE IS A TRAUMA SURGEON -“I KNOW U WANT TO GO AT A MORE LEISURELY PACE AT YOUR AGE” IMAO LLL™ LOW KEY CUSSING OUT RIC FOR TRYIN TO TAKE OVER THE WARD LAST WEEK -“YOU’RE ON HER TURF” RIC KNOWS HIS PLACE NOW UR ON THE LESBIANS’ WARD BOI DON’T TRY IT -SO IMAGINE ZOSIA AND CHEEKBONES™ HATCHING A SECRET PLAN AGAINST THE OTHER WARDS SO THEY CAN WIN WHATEVER PRIZE THERE IS I’M SO GAY #CHEEKBONEZ -HANSSEN LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE I’M DYING -NEW KID™ STOP FUKING AROUND AND LISTEN TO THE GODDESS OF THE WARD -“DON’T TELL MUM” LLL™ AND SERENA ARE SO THE MUM’S OF THE WARD AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT -LITERALLY EVERYONE IS TELLING HIM TO LISTEN TO LLL™ BUT HE’S LIKE “NAH YE KNOW WHAT I KNOW BETTER THAN A LITERAL GODDESS FUK U GUYS” -MORVEN LOOKS SO PLEASED WITH HERSELF WHEN NEW KID™ GETS IT WRONG -SHIT NEW KID™ IS GONNA GET SCHOOLED BY LLL™ -MO’S HUSBAND’S MUM MAKING SLY COMMENTS ABOUT THEM NOT TRUSTING HER IS ME -MO IS TOTALLY TRYING TO SET HER UP WITH HANSSEN -“I HAVE TWO TEENAGE KIDS” UM LLL™ ARE U FORGETTING THE REST OF WARD I THINK THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 KIDS -“SNITCH” NEW KID™ AND RIC ARE NOW LLL™’S CHILDREN - “I DON’T LIKE THE NEW GUY” BASICALLY A SUMMARY OF EVERYONE’S THOUGHTS ABOUT NEW KID™ SO FAR IN THIS EPISODE -IMAGINE LLL™ AND CHEEKBONES™ SITTING DOWN AND ACTUALLY FORGING A PLAN TO MAKE NEW KID™ GO BACK TO DARWIN AND SERENA JUST SITTING IN A DECKCHAIR NEXT TO THEM CACKLING AND DRINKING SHIRAZ -NEW KID™ IS NOW CUSSING HANSSEN ’S MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES I MEAN WOW -MO IS SO TRYING TO MATCHMAKE HER HUSBAND’S MUM AND HANSSEN -IS FLORAL GUY™ FLIRTING WITH THAT WOMAN SHIT THIS IS WEIRD -“WHAT U DOING” “STABBING UR MUM MATE” “U WHAT MATE” -WHY IS MO’S HUSBAND’S FACE SO EXPRESSIVE -BUT HANSSEN IS SUCH A WEIRDO BUT I LOVE HIM OKAY HE GIVES THESE INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES OUT LIKE THEY ARE AIR -ME DURING THE BABY GETTING TAKEN OUT: “EW WHAT’S THAT” “OH IT’S A BABY” “EW ITS A BABY” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND OTHERS WELCOME TO MY VIEWS ON CHILDREN -“A GAME FROM EVERYONE” AYE SHITE MO I’VE BEEN ON MY Z GAME JUST DOING SURGERY LIKE IT’S THAT GAME OPERATION -THAT FACE ITALIAN GUY™ PULLED WHEN HE SAW HANSSEN OMG EVERYONE IS TRYING TO GET MO’S HUSBAND’S MUM SOME D -OH THEY TOUCHED THIS IS ONE OF THE ONLY STRAIGHT SHIPS I SHIP #HANSMUM -APOLOGISING IS THE FIRST GOOD THING NEW KID™ HAS DONE TODAY -OH SHIT U GOT PRANKED BY LLL™ BRO -SERENA AND LLL™ AND CHEEKBONES™ TOTALLY CAME UP WITH THE PLAN GUYS -WHEN LLL™ LEFT I SWEAR I SAW NEW KID™ GO “HEHE YEAH BOIIIII” -“TIME FOR A NEW MAN I’M MY LIFE” SOMEONE GONNA GET SOME D 2NITEEE #HANSMUM -SHOTS WITH THE AAU CREW IMAGINE -OMG OMG OMG THE MUM OH OH THERE ARE TEARS THE POOR LIKKLE BABE -WE LOVE U SERENA BABE COME 2 US EVEN IF IT’S JUST A 2 SECOND APPEARANCE I WILL SUMMON U WITH MY MAGIC LAMP