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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #5

-NEW KID™ WAS NOT READY FOR THE URGENCY OF LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™’S WARD HE LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE ME DURING BOXING DAY SALES -YES ZOSIA FUK HIM UP LET HIM SEE REAL DISTAIN -HANSSEN AVOIDING MO’S HUSBAND’S (??) MOTHER IS ME TRYING TO AVOID ALL RESPONSIBILITY -WHO IS THIS WOMAN TURNING UP WITH A FUKING LOBSTER -NEW KID™ IS PROBABLY AS USEFUL AS A BABYSITTER AS HE IS A TRAUMA SURGEON -“I KNOW U WANT TO GO AT A MORE LEISURELY PACE AT YOUR AGE” IMAO LLL™ LOW KEY CUSSING OUT RIC FOR TRYIN TO TAKE OVER THE WARD LAST WEEK -“YOU’RE ON HER TURF” RIC KNOWS HIS PLACE NOW UR ON THE LESBIANS’ WARD BOI DON’T TRY IT -SO IMAGINE ZOSIA AND CHEEKBONES™ HATCHING A SECRET PLAN AGAINST THE OTHER WARDS SO THEY CAN WIN WHATEVER PRIZE THERE IS I’M SO GAY #CHEEKBONEZ -HANSSEN LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE I’M DYING -NEW KID™ STOP FUKING AROUND AND LISTEN TO THE GODDESS OF THE WARD -“DON’T TELL MUM” LLL™ AND SERENA ARE SO THE MUM’S OF THE WARD AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT -LITERALLY EVERYONE IS TELLING HIM TO LISTEN TO LLL™ BUT HE’S LIKE “NAH YE KNOW WHAT I KNOW BETTER THAN A LITERAL GODDESS FUK U GUYS” -MORVEN LOOKS SO PLEASED WITH HERSELF WHEN NEW KID™ GETS IT WRONG -SHIT NEW KID™ IS GONNA GET SCHOOLED BY LLL™ -MO’S HUSBAND’S MUM MAKING SLY COMMENTS ABOUT THEM NOT TRUSTING HER IS ME -MO IS TOTALLY TRYING TO SET HER UP WITH HANSSEN -“I HAVE TWO TEENAGE KIDS” UM LLL™ ARE U FORGETTING THE REST OF WARD I THINK THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 KIDS -“SNITCH” NEW KID™ AND RIC ARE NOW LLL™’S CHILDREN - “I DON’T LIKE THE NEW GUY” BASICALLY A SUMMARY OF EVERYONE’S THOUGHTS ABOUT NEW KID™ SO FAR IN THIS EPISODE -IMAGINE LLL™ AND CHEEKBONES™ SITTING DOWN AND ACTUALLY FORGING A PLAN TO MAKE NEW KID™ GO BACK TO DARWIN AND SERENA JUST SITTING IN A DECKCHAIR NEXT TO THEM CACKLING AND DRINKING SHIRAZ -NEW KID™ IS NOW CUSSING HANSSEN ’S MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES I MEAN WOW -MO IS SO TRYING TO MATCHMAKE HER HUSBAND’S MUM AND HANSSEN -IS FLORAL GUY™ FLIRTING WITH THAT WOMAN SHIT THIS IS WEIRD -“WHAT U DOING” “STABBING UR MUM MATE” “U WHAT MATE” -WHY IS MO’S HUSBAND’S FACE SO EXPRESSIVE -BUT HANSSEN IS SUCH A WEIRDO BUT I LOVE HIM OKAY HE GIVES THESE INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES OUT LIKE THEY ARE AIR -ME DURING THE BABY GETTING TAKEN OUT: “EW WHAT’S THAT” “OH IT’S A BABY” “EW ITS A BABY” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND OTHERS WELCOME TO MY VIEWS ON CHILDREN -“A GAME FROM EVERYONE” AYE SHITE MO I’VE BEEN ON MY Z GAME JUST DOING SURGERY LIKE IT’S THAT GAME OPERATION -THAT FACE ITALIAN GUY™ PULLED WHEN HE SAW HANSSEN OMG EVERYONE IS TRYING TO GET MO’S HUSBAND’S MUM SOME D -OH THEY TOUCHED THIS IS ONE OF THE ONLY STRAIGHT SHIPS I SHIP #HANSMUM -APOLOGISING IS THE FIRST GOOD THING NEW KID™ HAS DONE TODAY -OH SHIT U GOT PRANKED BY LLL™ BRO -SERENA AND LLL™ AND CHEEKBONES™ TOTALLY CAME UP WITH THE PLAN GUYS -WHEN LLL™ LEFT I SWEAR I SAW NEW KID™ GO “HEHE YEAH BOIIIII” -“TIME FOR A NEW MAN I’M MY LIFE” SOMEONE GONNA GET SOME D 2NITEEE #HANSMUM -SHOTS WITH THE AAU CREW IMAGINE -OMG OMG OMG THE MUM OH OH THERE ARE TEARS THE POOR LIKKLE BABE -WE LOVE U SERENA BABE COME 2 US EVEN IF IT’S JUST A 2 SECOND APPEARANCE I WILL SUMMON U WITH MY MAGIC LAMP

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@art-emismoon​ asked for this nonsense pls @ the lord save us all

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ Holly Darwin

( HEATH AMOS, Ansel Elgort, 23 ) I don’t know why but while I was looking through her lil musings I couldn’t stop thinking about Heath??? Like okay lets be real Heath is a god damn mess of a person & he’s got so much shit going on with this ex girlfriend of his but he meets Holly somewhere wild like even in line at a coffee shop and there’s just something about her vibe that’s got him all fucked up backwards like ‘you are just an absolute dream’ like I get this vibe from her that she’s genuinely a good girl and doesn’t get into much trouble or do bad things but then she meets Heath & it’s that cliche badboygoodgirl cute shit yEET but that’s entirely on the surface like he’s stoic and his part time job ( outside of being a waiter ) he has a flexible schedule so he can drive to like mexico or canada and pick up drugs & smuggle them for people bc he genuinely doesn’t give two shits about himself & maybe one day he drops that he’s taking a week trip to mexico & Holly is like oMG CANI COME I’VE NEVER BEEN?? and he’s like oh uh no you uh can’t uhhhh it’s a long story but it’s probably not the best idea but lbh they’ve probably been on a few dates at this point & she’s got this way to shake up his entire world so he invites her on the trip but the ENTIRE TIME he’s trying to hide the real reason he’s going down there but then suddenly she finds out & maybe she’s sort of like ??? why would you actively hide this from me??? i can be BAD this seems like fun here lemme help:tm: and she actually comes up with some great ideas & she is a great asset to this so they start to do this together just UGH weirdly sweet bonnie & clyde like the PG version of bonnie & clyde vibes

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ Millie Everett

( ROMAN ELIAS, Jack O’Connell, 24 ) fux me up I am in her muse tag and honestly all of it screams Roman. FACT: I have nothing written down for him yet but this is definitely his vibe. Specifically this gif set right here screamed Roman to me. Like I can see them meeting somewhere in her town / somewhere she’s thriving for the moment maybe at a bar or gas station and they start talking cars / bikes idk if she has one or not but he probably does or he’s riding in his Cadillac & tells her about how he’s trying to hit all fifty states in a month & she’s just like holy fuck lets go so now they’re constantly on the road either on bikes or in his car / i highly rec the car because sitting on the hood / taking naps in the passenger seat / complaining for stretch breaks or bathroom breaks VIBES ARE my AESTHETIC OKAY

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ Norah 

( ALEX HENNY, Herman Tommeraas, 21 ) OKAY reading over her lil tidbit I feel like they might actually get along like, she sounds really similar to Alex in the sense she’s sort of awkward but maybe a bit more extreme than Alex in some ways but way less in others like, he can not take a hint to save his soul and he has no filter. Anything that pops into his dumb little head immediately leaves his lips & most of the time it’s really goofy like he’s a fuckin goof but he’s studying to become a psychologist in college so he’s constantly hitting the books but looking for LITERALLY ANY EXCUSE to leave them so maybe him & Norah hit it off somehow i am so shitty at introductions I can just dive into after the intros but maybe they had a mutual friend or even a basic ass friend invite bc she was cute but EITHER WAY THEY’RE FRIENDS and he likes how blunt she is and maybe on the lowlow Alex actually has a crush on her so he’s always asking her what she’s doing and any time she asks him to hang out he immediately drops ALL PLANS and goes to be with her because like she’s insanely cute & someone he definitely wants to be around like 99.9% of the time bc he really likes the way she can trip over air & how it’s not like talking to the other girls bc she’s not holding back, if she thinks something he said is stupid then she tells him and he LOVES that shit

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ Imogen

( JACKSON ALLEN, Daniel Sharman, 23 ) if it’s a CHASE you’re after allow me to throw JACKSON ALLEN in your direction, honestly??? He was really digging her vibe like, him & mitch both I feel could work for any plot that comes to an active chase since both of them are NOT afraid to go after what they want but LETS TALK ABT JACKSON FIRST THEN MITCH LATER BUT OKAY, So, Jack is a good boy gone bad like he’s in a frat right now and frats are all about getting trashed and so Jack is developing a bit of an alcoholism problem :// but lets say maybe Imogen goes to one of the frat parties and Jackson sees her and he’s just fucking SHOOK she’s a DREAM like he immediately introduces himself & it’s like she does not have the time for this drunk boi right here but Jack is like actively tryin’a talk to her and impress her and he thinks she’s a GD STUNNA but she’s constantly tugging him along like he’d do flips if he had to to impress her nd maybe he actually sees her in a thrift store after the party bc he never got her number so he couldn’t find her and it’s weeks later & he’s like wait, wait you’re the hot girl from the party a few weeks ago??? and he’s much more put together and actively apologizes for how stupid asf he was????? and he offers to buy her a coffee bc that’s the only way he can make up for being a complete idiot?????

( MITCH CHANDLER, Taron Egerton, 23 ) Mitch is gonna be a lil different basically, he’s a drug dealer, so maybe he does his dealings in the thrift store parking lot bc he knows the people who work there / they’re usual customers but anyway he notices this pretty little blonde walk in one day and he’s sitting on his car just sort of watching ( not in a creepy way i swear ) but then he sees her coming out with a bunch of bags and he immediately goes over like, let me help you??? ig??? and she’s just like boi u best back up or she’s thankful for the help and then every single friday or saturday whenever Mitch sees the pretty little blonde go in, then come out, and they have this usual scene where he helps her with her things & they talk a lil & she’s like wh y are you here every day are you stalking me? and mitch bein sneaky would be like ‘you’d like that wouldn’t you???’ and its just a LOOK

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ Daisy Lowry stares directly into your face

( HEATH AMOS, Ansel Elgort, 23 ) I don’t even want to talk to you if you don’t have fucking emotions for these two together like okay I didn’t realize who she was until I looked at her fc tag and i’m MCFUCKIN SHOOK LISTEN OK I LITERALLY IF I KNEW I woulda done this first but we’re here now so lets talk abot it. Maybe it’s very similar to the plotline of Baby Driver because I’m fucking extra like that and Daisy mAYBE KNOWS EXACTLY WHATS GOING ON WITH HEATH’S EX BC she was a mutual friend of them both & his ex is forcing Daisy to choose between the two of them but Heath doesn’t he just enjoys his time with her and doesn’t even ask about it even though Daisy can see he’s still very hurt by what her friend did to him / how bad she hurt him & she sort of wants to FIX him like help him get back to being that free fun-loving dude she knew two years ago & it’s just sweet asf

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ Rian Henegan

( BECK CONNOLLY, Elizabeth Olsen, 29 ) OKAY so Beck is a published author and I don’t know if you’d be down for a mentor/mentee vibe I don’t know if Rian writes at all or if he’s into that whole producing/writing movies scene but she is also a big movie producer/writer and has made a few great hits lately & maybe there was a contest to be able to work with her for a month / to be her assistant and I don’t know if Rian would want to do that but I can DEFINITELY see a nice lil relationship where Beck is actively tryin’a help Rian get up in the business and just late nights in the office while she’s trying to catch up on work & early morning coffees and just a genuine nice bond it can be platonic or not we can just FEEL THE VIBE OUT U DIG???