#darvin dosnee
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mik-mania · 2 months ago
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da bois
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lifehackmspfa · 2 years ago
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Your name is DARVIN DOSNEE, and you are perpetually SICK OF EVERYONE’S SHIT!!! Literally everyone on this damn planet is INSANE or STUPID or BOTH, except for you, of course.
You do your best to handle the UNBEARABLY STRESSFUL BURDEN of having a THINK SPONGE, but you are beginning to get TIRED OF IT. Where is a COLLAPSATION LOUNGEPLANK when you need one? Not here, since you’re a GOLD BLOOD BATTERY, but only ONE PERSON knows that. Well, as long as she keeps her SHOUT SPHINCTER SHUT about it. You, like most of your friends have a VERY BIG SECRET. This one just requires CONTACTS and a LEVEL HEAD.
Unfortunately your hobbies are FREAKING OUT OVER MINOR INCONVENIENCES, like the fact that most brownbloods you know are OBSESSED WITH YOU. Another hobby of yours is SUCKING UP TO HIGHBLOODS, though you’re TOTALLY NOT, LIKE, OBVIOUS ABOUT IT, SIR/MA’AM.
You dream of one day becoming a successful STRUCTURE ERECTOR, preferably one that programs the HIVE DRONES, but that will probably NEVER HAPPEN. You’re riding out this mortal coil until one day some DUMBASS pokes your RAGE SAC just a bit too hard and you go NUCLEAR.
Your 6 step plan for life is HIDE, LIE, EXPLODE, BECOME BATTERY, and DIE if you’re LUCKY, and you’ve spent most of it talking to LOSERS! Usually under the chumhandle clamorousTemper and you hAVE VERY IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY AND WHEN SOMETHING’S ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT YOU MAKE SURE TO ITALICISE It. tHAT’S JUST HOW YOU ARe!!!
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beantrolls · 2 years ago
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christening this blog with my favorite little cringe fail guy
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lifehackadventures · 5 years ago
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a FUCKING UPDATE BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAr??? wHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING GUESSEd????
Read the update here!
OR start HERE!
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mik-mania · 2 years ago
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these guys are my boyfriends (@invader-bean) trolls, im sharing them cus theyre practically shared custody ❤
conrad renals, big soft borb ❤️
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darvin dosnee, stumpy little asshole tweety bird
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i want. your. bird trolls
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mik-mania · 10 months ago
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thats huge for them
(from always sunny)
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mik-mania · 23 days ago
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that fucking bird that i hate
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mik-mania · 2 years ago
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loser club <3
darvin -> @beantrolls
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mik-mania · 1 year ago
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darvin appreciation post
(belogns to @beantrolls <3)
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mik-mania · 2 years ago
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I think we shuld throw darvin down a flight of stairs ♡
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mik-mania · 2 years ago
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late night secrets feat. darvin
darvin -> @beantrolls
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mik-mania · 2 years ago
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im blue but specifically this badly autotuned version feat. darvin
darvin -> @invader-bean
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mik-mania · 2 years ago
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i just remembered that i made a fantroll vers of this tumblr post
trollian handles & who they belong to under cut
AA / affableAuxiliary: Aissil
IR / irresoluteRecluse: Antemh
CT / clamorousTemper: Darvin
TC / termagantComforter: Conrad
CR / cogentRumination: Acklin
AC / aqueousCogitation: Brusli
UA / unrestrainedAdjudicator: unrestrainedAdjudicator: Sarlla
US / unabatingSavant: Dadevu
RC / reluctantCartographer: Aniese
IP / interumPeregrination: Lobran
FC / fatalisticCommiserator: Growen
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beantrolls · 2 years ago
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AND wbw for darvin :)
MMYY LITTLE BLORBOOOOO
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B A S I C S
full name: Darvin Renals Dosnee
gender: Guy... for now
sexuality: Bi
pronouns: He/Him ... For now! (Eventually She/He... but shhh, she doesn't know about that yet)
O T H E R S
family: His momma was a bird lusus! She exploded. He's not all that beat up about it
birthplace: Iospos Brooding Caverns
job: Well he's pretty much destined to be a battery... but he'd love to program the worker drones and work as an architect
phobias: Highbloods, flying ships, swarms of bugs
guilty pleasures: MINECRAFT SPEEDRUN SEASON 3 EPISODE 94 LETS GOOOOO
M O R A L S
morality alignment?: A little selfserving bitch Lawful Neutral
sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath
virtues - ...
T H I S - O R - T H A T
introvert/extrovert: introvert. leave him alone
organized/disorganized: disorganized. the only parts of his room that aren't covered in trash are the parts he hasn't gotten to yet
close minded/open-minded: close minded
calm/anxious: anxious. always sticking his foot in his mouth
disagreeable/agreeable: disagreeable. he's. the worst.
cautious/reckless: it depends! recklessly shoving his foot in his mouth in front of highbloods? always. even if he initially tries his best, he inevitably fails.
patient/impatient: SOO IMPATIENT
outspoken/reserved: outspoken. he has nothing good to say.
leader/follower: follower who thinks he's a leader.
empathetic/unemphatic: unempathetic. really guys, he just sucks.
optimistic/pessimistic: optimistic! he shouldn't be, but he is!
traditional/modern: traditional
hard-working/lazy: lazy "genius". unfortunately for everyone else he tends to succeed without trying.
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
otp: ANIESE/DARVIN FOREVERRRR it's not allowed to be canon because he's bad and awful and aniese desserves better. spot goes to antemh/darvin instead.
ot3: ANIESE/DARVIN/THERAPY
brotp: Darvin/Growen... Darvin/Acklin. he needs some sense beat into him
notp: Darvin and Aniese.
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mik-mania · 3 years ago
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THIS is antemh....long intro under read more
Name: ANTEMH DEONIS
Species: TROLL
Age: in his twenties (human years)
Gender: MANLY MAN
Pronouns: HE/HIM
Sexuality: YES
Quadrants:
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WHWIUPS THIS BADA BOYY OUT!!!! :::::
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NAKAGOM: Arison Nufkis
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AFICIONEER: Pendic Skreon
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INAMONION: Acklin Firini
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ZYGOVERSARY: Darvin Dosnee (POSSISBLY!!!)
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AMALGENEMY: Aniese Wygott (POSSISWBLEY!!!)
tthe rest arer........ eemtpyy 👀
Likes: BUGS, DIRT, RUNNING, SCREAMING, KILLING, MAIMING. DRAGONS ARE HIS SPECIAL INTEREST. HIS SELF-INSERT IS BRINDLESCALE BUT HIS FAVORITE DRAGON OC IS STORMWING.
Dislikes: STUPID LOUD SHIT. DYING OR BEING KILLED (VERY UNPLEASANT.) UNPLEASANT TEXTURES.
Personality: JUST A SILLY LITTLE DUDE. JUST A GUY. KIND OF A SLUT.
Universe: from Lifehack (but will probably be pre-game or AU on this blog)
Bonus:
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