#darvin dosnee

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thats huge for them

(from always sunny)

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christening this blog with my favorite little cringe fail guy

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Your name is DARVIN DOSNEE, and you are perpetually SICK OF EVERYONE’S SHIT!!! Literally everyone on this damn planet is INSANE or STUPID or BOTH, except for you, of course.

You do your best to handle the UNBEARABLY STRESSFUL BURDEN of having a THINK SPONGE, but you are beginning to get TIRED OF IT. Where is a COLLAPSATION LOUNGEPLANK when you need one? Not here, since you’re a GOLD BLOOD BATTERY, but only ONE PERSON knows that. Well, as long as she keeps her SHOUT SPHINCTER SHUT about it. You, like most of your friends have a VERY BIG SECRET. This one just requires CONTACTS and a LEVEL HEAD.

Unfortunately your hobbies are FREAKING OUT OVER MINOR INCONVENIENCES, like the fact that most brownbloods you know are OBSESSED WITH YOU. Another hobby of yours is SUCKING UP TO HIGHBLOODS, though you’re TOTALLY NOT, LIKE, OBVIOUS ABOUT IT, SIR/MA’AM.

You dream of one day becoming a successful STRUCTURE ERECTOR, preferably one that programs the HIVE DRONES, but that will probably NEVER HAPPEN. You’re riding out this mortal coil until one day some DUMBASS pokes your RAGE SAC just a bit too hard and you go NUCLEAR.

Your 6 step plan for life is HIDE, LIE, EXPLODE, BECOME BATTERY, and DIE if you’re LUCKY, and you’ve spent most of it talking to LOSERS! Usually under the chumhandle clamorousTemper and you hAVE VERY IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY AND WHEN SOMETHING’S ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT YOU MAKE SURE TO ITALICISE It. tHAT’S JUST HOW YOU ARe!!!

[lifehackadventures]

a FUCKING UPDATE BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAr??? wHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING GUESSEd????

Read the update here!

OR start HERE!

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loser club <3

darvin -> @beantrolls

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darvin appreciation post

(belogns to @beantrolls <3)

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late night secrets feat. darvin

darvin -> @beantrolls

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I think we shuld throw darvin down a flight of stairs ♡

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im blue but specifically this badly autotuned version feat. darvin

darvin -> @invader-bean

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i just remembered that i made a fantroll vers of this tumblr post

trollian handles & who they belong to under cut

AA / affableAuxiliary: Aissil

IR / irresoluteRecluse: Antemh

CT / clamorousTemper: Darvin

TC / termagantComforter: Conrad

CR / cogentRumination: Acklin

AC / aqueousCogitation: Brusli

UA / unrestrainedAdjudicator: unrestrainedAdjudicator: Sarlla

US / unabatingSavant: Dadevu

RC / reluctantCartographer: Aniese

IP / interumPeregrination: Lobran

FC / fatalisticCommiserator: Growen

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AND wbw for darvin :)

MMYY LITTLE BLORBOOOOO

B A S I C S

full name: Darvin Renals Dosnee

gender: Guy... for now

sexuality: Bi

pronouns: He/Him ... For now! (Eventually She/He... but shhh, she doesn't know about that yet)

O T H E R S

family: His momma was a bird lusus! She exploded. He's not all that beat up about it

birthplace: Iospos Brooding Caverns

job: Well he's pretty much destined to be a battery... but he'd love to program the worker drones and work as an architect

phobias: Highbloods, flying ships, swarms of bugs

guilty pleasures: MINECRAFT SPEEDRUN SEASON 3 EPISODE 94 LETS GOOOOO

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: A little selfserving bitch Lawful Neutral

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - ...

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: introvert. leave him alone

organized/disorganized: disorganized. the only parts of his room that aren't covered in trash are the parts he hasn't gotten to yet

close minded/open-minded: close minded

calm/anxious: anxious. always sticking his foot in his mouth

disagreeable/agreeable: disagreeable. he's. the worst.

cautious/reckless: it depends! recklessly shoving his foot in his mouth in front of highbloods? always. even if he initially tries his best, he inevitably fails.

patient/impatient: SOO IMPATIENT

outspoken/reserved: outspoken. he has nothing good to say.

leader/follower: follower who thinks he's a leader.

empathetic/unemphatic: unempathetic. really guys, he just sucks.

optimistic/pessimistic: optimistic! he shouldn't be, but he is!

traditional/modern: traditional

hard-working/lazy: lazy "genius". unfortunately for everyone else he tends to succeed without trying.

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: ANIESE/DARVIN FOREVERRRR it's not allowed to be canon because he's bad and awful and aniese desserves better. spot goes to antemh/darvin instead.

ot3: ANIESE/DARVIN/THERAPY

brotp: Darvin/Growen... Darvin/Acklin. he needs some sense beat into him

notp: Darvin and Aniese.

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THIS is antemh....long intro under read more

Name: ANTEMH DEONIS

Species: TROLL

Age: in his twenties (human years)

Gender: MANLY MAN

Pronouns: HE/HIM

Sexuality: YES

Quadrants:

WHWIUPS THIS BADA BOYY OUT!!!! :::::

NAKAGOM: Arison Nufkis

AFICIONEER: Pendic Skreon

INAMONION: Acklin Firini

ZYGOVERSARY: Darvin Dosnee (POSSISBLY!!!)

AMALGENEMY: Aniese Wygott (POSSISWBLEY!!!)

tthe rest arer........ eemtpyy 👀

Likes: BUGS, DIRT, RUNNING, SCREAMING, KILLING, MAIMING. DRAGONS ARE HIS SPECIAL INTEREST. HIS SELF-INSERT IS BRINDLESCALE BUT HIS FAVORITE DRAGON OC IS STORMWING.

Dislikes: STUPID LOUD SHIT. DYING OR BEING KILLED (VERY UNPLEASANT.) UNPLEASANT TEXTURES.

Personality: JUST A SILLY LITTLE DUDE. JUST A GUY. KIND OF A SLUT.

Universe: from Lifehack (but will probably be pre-game or AU on this blog)

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