#darlings mustache glasses n bowtie are felt

[mail-me-a-snail]

feeling lonely in the oldest house? all too uncomfortably aware of your own mortality as a human being? bring your best friend in science dr. darling around with you to stave off the existential dread!

don't need a cheery buddy shadowing your every move? how about a masterclass in misery?

2010's best crime fiction writer is now a bestseller in toy form! slam him against a wall! throw him into the ocean lake! read to him at night; keep him happy and the dark presence happier!

batteries may not be included, but the anxiety is!