#darkwingduckkin

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I feel awful sometimes when I go through source tags and like... I see kinfessions on the previous kinfession blog from years ago, or I'll see old canon calls and I'm...

I'm too late. They were here before, but they're gone now, and I have no idea if they're ever coming back.

Like there's this one old kinfession from a Nega-Launchpad from like, fuckin' 2019. And it makes me sad cause like, I'm here now. Idk if I'm their Negaduck or not, but I'm here.

But they're not.

Wish I'd figured out I'm fictionkin years earlier, then maybe we'd have been able to talk. :(

- Negaduck, Darkwing Duck (1991) (#⚜️⚔️lightintheknight✨🛡🌙)

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i'm kin with nega-launchpad (darkwing duck) and i feel... so hopeless? like i'll never find anyone who shares a canon, not a nega-gosalyn (or as i called her, 'lyn), or a negaduck, it's just... me. alone forever. and i'm not sure i can stand it.

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To all the Darkwing fans who are like, "Drakepad is better" "No, Morgwing is better"--

I present to you all the concept of having two hands!

I rest my case.

Oh yeah, and I may or may not have kissed Bushroot once, so there!

- Drake Mallard / Darkwing Duck (#⚜️⚔️lightintheknight✨🛡🌙)

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Okay, so I was telling a friend abt this while we were watching my show (if you see this btw, hello!! :3):

I got smushed into a pancake and caught in numerous explosions more times than I can count in my canon as Darkwing Duck (and another DWD kin), and survived with barely more than a scratch. So it got me wondering.

Does anyone else have a canon or canons where they were more durable than they are in this timeline? And I don't mean because of enhancements or something, but because it was just... the way that world worked? If that makes sense?

- Darkwing Duck (#BadGhostPuns🎃)

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Missing Gosalyn hours... 💔💔💔💔💔

- Darkwing Duck (#🧨👻🎃BadGhostPuns💣💜🦆)

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Daring duck of mystery,

Chomp-ion of rice,

Swoops out of the shadows,

Darkwing wants pizzaaaaaaa,

Somewhere some food there is,

It's number's up, three two one!

Darkwing Duck

Let's get chompin'!!

(That's all I got rn lol)

- Darkwing Duck (#BadGhostPuns🎃💜🧨🦆)

P.S. The fact that there's no chainsaw emoji is very disappointing. Emoji ppl, you are holding out on me. At least there's a dynamite emoji... anyways, yeah, I'm changing my tag a bit lol

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For Posiduck, I'm sending some positivity (pun fully intended)!! /gen

No idea if you're even out there, but if you are I'm sending you all the good vibes and love (platonic) I possibly can bc you are very horribly mistreated by the fandom and you don't deserve that. :(

Also, Stegmutt, Neptunia, Gizmoduck, you all are pretty cool yourselves. Sorry I was so mean to you, esp you Fenton.

Take care of yourselves, all of you!!

- Drake Mallard / Darkwing Duck (#⚜️⚔️lightintheknight✨🛡🌙)

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Hey, Morgana,

I just wanted to say, well first of all I miss you a lot! And I hope you're doing okay! Also, I just wanna say sorry for being a massive jerk to you sometimes, especially with your restaurant "The Shadow Chateau" (which I now think is pretty fucking awesome!!)

I don't know for sure if my canon did include the events of that episode, but considering my track record in my canon when it comes to continual dumbass/regular arrogant jerk moments, it's more than likely.

In any case, I'm sorry for what I said and did then, and meddling in stuff I wasn't supposed to. (Also. WHY IN THE FUCK did I ever think that bringing in the Cute Little Lost Bunnies was a good idea??? Like, did I drink motor oil instead of coffee that day or something?!!!)

And I'm sorry for all the other times I was a jerk to you, too.

Take care of yourself, Morgana! Love you!

- Drake Mallard / Darkwing Duck (#⚜️⚔️lightintheknight✨🛡🌙)

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What's worse than just kinning the OG versions of the characters? Kinning the reboot versions too.

In which I'm considering both Drake Mallard and Jim Starling (aka you know who!) from the DuckTales 2017 reboot and. Wow. Ha. I don't know how to feel about this.

Who's next, Darkwarrior Duck???? (I better not have just jinxed myself in saying that....)

- #🧨👻🎃BadGhostPuns💣💜🦆

MPC, please add this part to my kinfession, cause I kinda forgot to clarify some things:

I'm not particularly upset by being Darkwing Duck aka Drake Mallard, nor am I upset by being you know who, and I'm not upset by the fact that I'm kinsidering the reboot versions. My point was that I just think it's funny how I'm now kinsidering the reboot versions, and that it might turn into a trend. /lh

- #🧨👻🎃BadGhostPuns💣💜🦆

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Launchpad, if we ever meet again, we gotta start some button collections. /gen

- Darkwing Duck (#🧨👻🎃BadGhostPuns💣🪁🦆)

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Nega-Gos, I don't know if you're out there, or if you'll ever see this but... I just wanna say I'm really, truly sorry for all the messed up shit I did, and you deserved better. I'm glad that the Darkwing's Ducks were there for you though, I don't remember them very well, but I'm sure they made very good dads. /gen

Anyway, take care of yourself, kiddo. I love you, I don't know if that means anything to you now, but I do.

- Negaduck (Darkwing Duck)

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Why am I darkwing duck why am I darkwing duck why am I darkwing duck kin gods plz explain how I go from edgy villians 2 a super dorky hero what the fu-

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i remember the first time rhoda called me reginald...god i miss her so much - a regretful bushroot

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I hope everyone kin w a Darkwing Duck character is having a good day today !

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hi ! can i get a promo for a ducktales / darkwing duck discord net? we're open to anyone and any info for joining is at @ducktales-kinnet !! thank you

It was at 0 am in the morning when @ducktales-kinnet  declared mud was a type of soup. thick weird soup. ‘like, there’s spas that let you bath in soup and some teas, therefore mud is a soup’ is what they said.