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halsindurgeastarion is so funny durge and astarion are on all fours/sixs naked covered in blood manically laughing 2 seconds from fucking on a pile of corpses and halsin is right there going i CAN fix them!! as if he doesn't have the world's biggest boner rn
#funny how his first words to my durge were pardon the viscera 😔#as if durges pussy wasnt mesopotamic levels of wet and fertile at the sight#does it work??? who cares its funny as fuck either way#i can picture them in a Signore e Signora yellowjackets situation#durge and astarion as shauna trying to cover up their murder streak#meanwhile jeff!halsin has figured his partners are serial killers and is TRYING to help hes just. too lawful to be good at blackmail#halsin: WAIT THERES NO BOOKCLUB#ok now i gotta write the fic#mine#bg3#bloodbear#durgestarion#darkbloodbear#????
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durge and astarion: *fucking on top of astarion's grave*
halsin: *about to propose joining their relationship*
#bg3#jokes aside the narrative implications of this threesome............#melysse (durgetav) having a big fat crush on halsin which makes them want to be better just to have a chance with him#(cegade por la verga)#which makes melysse confess to astarion that theyre scared of the urge#which makes astarion reassure melysse that they should resist the urge and not be a slave to bloodlust#which makes melysse persuade astarion not to ascend#its about breaking the cycle of violence!! on the name of a prospective fat cock!!#joking joking its about finding one's path despite the hurt and the violence and the expectations#it's about being guided by love#i love everybody because i love you etc etc etc#darkbloodbear#mine#boyblogging
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