#dark kasli

[autisticfoxgirl333]

....Hey um.....guys?

If I made a character inspired by this, would I get in trouble with her creators?😰

[ancient-cats-unite]

If you could travel back in time to prevent a cat from being created, who would you remove?

[greaterbalrogcat]

aye that's GREAT to hear let me tell you about why dasli (dark kasli/kasli the bane/kasli daughter of chaos) is better

so dasli's the best uber in the game. we know this. let's talk about why

first off: the obvious. the only thing people thought dasli really had on release cuz they were blind and could not see dps with surge. her curse.

it's 100% curse for 4.5 seconds vs all traits (including traitless). this, of course, was the first epicfest uber to not target traitless exclusively, and paved the way for dphono's bullshit which we can talk about later if you wish. without getting too deep into surge anatomy (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qhYUwA5SoFtMAcMgpyvmvZxtCnWqlsjsYcj2kuS5L8k/edit if you DO want to get too deep into surge anatomy), surges hit 125 in front of the spawnpoint and 250 behind. dasli surge spawnpoint is anywhere between 400 and 700. therefore, she will guaranteed permacurse between 450 range and 525 range, which is approximately in the middle of her LD (long distance). she has a solid chance of hitting 275-400, 400-450, and 525-675, all of which are within her LD but aren't guaranteed damage (which is kinda weird because her standing range is 400, her surge is only guaranteed to hit 50-125 range in front of her standing range lmao), and she can also sometimes hit 150-275 and 675-825 with surge, although she can't hit those areas with her initial LD hit. this isn't just important for her curse, this is basically the entire point of the unit. we'll talk about how this affects DPS later.

so yeah, she's gonna consistently permacurse pretty much everything she can either: 1. outrange (400 standing range is pretty high) or 2. use a stepping stone on (use a peon for that 275 piercing range to hit a backliner) most SoL stages are gonna have consistent enough peons for you to permacurse backliners. a lot of earlier UL stages are also gonna work for that purpose. later UL and ZL feature more fucked up enemy combinations and enemies with crazy stats than backliners who are gonna CC your units. can dasli deal with those stats?

spoiler alert: yeah lmao

i will show both level 30 and level 60 stats to show how insane this unit is even without boost. at level 30, dasli has 78200 health with five knockbacks. this is 15640 endurance per knockback, which is almost the same as a level 20 manic eraser (15720). at level 60, dasli has 147200 health, which is 29440 endurance. this is more endurance than a level 50 manic eraser (25545). for comparison, this is 10k more health than daliasan at level 30 (20k more when both are at level 60), 30k more health than phono at level 30 (60k more at 60), 20k more health than dphono at level 30 (40k more at 60), and more health than anyone really needs. at level 60, she could tank an unstrengthened balrog hit.

DPS TIME WOOOOOO

this is what her dps looks like if you want to be technical about it. this is from the surge anatomy document if you want to go finish that cuz i know you got bored.

without any technicalities, her level 30 dps when taking surge into account is eleven thousand. seven hundred. and twenty-four. (point twelve)

for context, if you put 25 uber catseyes and 15 dark catseyes on divine kuu, then spend 400 NP on her attack up and attack frequency up talents, she would have 20905.02 DPS when not against red or black enemies. that's an insane investment to not even DOUBLE dasli's level 30 DPS.

what about level 60?

22069 DPS. better generalist DPS than an uber you have to dump weeks if not months of work into, and she has good LD pierce and surge and you need to spend another 175 NP to get kuu's health to be better than hers.

dasli is so broken that PONOS introduced behemoths to counter her, then that didn't work and she was still broken, so they introduced counter-surge to literally counter her, and then that STILL didn't work and building your lineup around full surge immunity so you can use dasli on counter-surge stages is unironically a viable strat, and then they made an epicfest version of easily the best uberfest exclusive in the game, and it was still worse than dasli. they made curse and surge to counter mitama, and those two things had to become so incredibly pervasive in the meta to take mitama down a notch that they gave dasli her use. for dasli to lose her crown, there would have to be an uber so bullshit that it would ruin the balance of the game even more, which is what they said about mitama, and mitama is still a top 10 uber.

tl;dr: dasli is the best uber in the game, and it's not even close.

balrog level 60 base damage per hit is 144000, and damage per second is 63529.41

balrog has attack up talents for +20% damage and strengthen by 200% at 33% health (last knockback)

this is 518400 damage per hit and 228705.876 damage per second on last knockback at level 60 with full talents

this unit can be deployed every 28.2 seconds and costs 2250 (3000 without cost down talent)

for context, a single level 60 full talents balrog strengthened hit is a fifth of a level 60 lasvoss strengthened savage blow vs a colossus enemy

it can kill zero luza in 10 hits

even if it can't tank a zero luza hit with its 149760 health, you can add a defense up sm and it will indeed tank a hit (on one star when luza isn't strengthened), or it can get procced from the peons

balrog's fucking broken (dasli better tho)

[kapr1sun-kragen]

[video description: a 45 second video set to the song hacker by death grips. the lyrics are typed in impact font on the top and bottom of the video. all the video clips are from the mobile video game “the battle cats”. see full description under cut. ]

battle cats music video

“When you come out your shit is gone x2″

A clip of multiple Eraser Cats and Dark Kasli fighting against alien enemies and Red Teacher Bunbun. The next clip is someone exchanging many cats in storage for XP.

“You’ll catch a jpeg to the head”

A photo of a Basic Cat plush getting pixelated.

“Uber reach”

Sped up clip of Tricycle Cat moving across the screen.

“You’re an intern on Wikileaks”

Someone true forming Hacker Cat to Cyberpunk Cat.

“Most loved therefore most hated”

Two short clips of Kasli and Dark Kasli.

“Got a knock on the door we been waiting for you”

Orbital Platform Armageddon attacking on Empire of Cats Korea.

“Game changer”

Rover Cats and Dancing Flasher Cat fighting Into the Future Moon.

“Reclusive aggressive”

Two short clips of Gross Cat and Macho Legs Cat attacking.

“Yinging and yanging noided”

The uberfest banner, then the epicfest banner, and then Thief Cat.

“Info warrior jack the hacker”

Sped up clip of someone opening the Battle Cats fandom wiki.

“The rolling stoner”

Boulder Cat rolling and exploding.

“Profit off disaster”

Someone exchanging Baby Gao for XP.

“My existence is a momentary lapse in reason”

The Battle Cats logo gets closer, then gets blurry and fades away.

“Got the DNA of gothic lemons”

A zoom on someone’s large supply of catfruit.

“Shredded 13 times out of 11″

Rocker Cat headbang attacking someone.

“Your bad ideas are the ATM”

A close up of someone’s money count, and then a close up on someone upgrading worker cat.

“Shed my skin”

Face Cat’s attack animation, which peels the face in half.

“Leave it for the homeless to sleep in”

Cats in a Box moving across the screen.

“Prodigal fuck that nautical”

Someone using Mer-Cat.

“Teaching bitches how to swim”

Surfer Cat attacking.

“I’m in your area x3″

Unit spam, and then an 11 gacha roll.

[n0sh3ratu]

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[autisticfoxgirl333]

I managed to make my OC inspired by Dark Kasli!

[autisticfoxgirl333]

Battle Cat Time!

Which one is your favorite?

[autisticfoxgirl333]

Why does this character give me new villain OC ideas?😦💡

[autisticfoxgirl333]

I am drawing the Oc inpsired by Dark Kasli now!