#dard hee dard hai bc

[acciowilltolive]

i have standards but the "stan" is silent

[sajaffery]

1....doosri baar

So….my wife is a few days away from becoming a veritable TOPE in the world of British Theatre, capital B and capital T, which doesn’t always allow black and brown people in bt when it does it makes sure that they ar the correct sort aik dum saaf shafaaaf andnot connected to anyone who might hav or even DOES have some questionable views…i.e. me. Jee. Mein. Mein houn KHALNAYAK! Never ever been confsed for a Nayak. Either way. Point being that I have been asked to remove my old posts Jahan pai some of the views stated were lets say thoray questionable. Only by those who have no understanding of nuance and no understanding of the point of these posts which is to say whatever the fuck comes in my head. No filter. No mercy. NO EDITING BC a rule I have already brokenmultiple times as I type this latets latets latests hahah fuck! Latest latest bakwas no breaks for laughing keeptyping bastard hahaha I cant stop. Okay okay clm down. Chill maaro. Haan toh no rereading. No stopping just diatrabing. Which is te whole pointof social media. Lets face koi toh sach boool dai. This is a new trick by the way. You might not have realized but ill throw in the odd phrase in urdu/roman to thrown the members of the british theatre elite who have stumpled accorss this blog to find ammo againt my lovely lovely Mrs bcause who khud toh doodh mein dhule hain aur main hee who RAKHSHAS jo inko giraaaaaa sakta hain.

Fuck. 259 words ina. Gono stopping to breath. Haven’t done this in a while. No I haven’t written anything  a while not even just general hought or other sorts of rubbish.ab toh BC haath mein bhe dard hna shurur ojatahai when I pick up a pen. Bohoth editig horahe hai aaj. Koi baat nahin. Ll be better from tomorrow. Aby tum kall phir aao gai.. haan BK harr dnn aaounnga mein tumhara sarrr khaanay.

Im atualy really enjoying the writing in urdubit. Sahi ka dil ki baat nikalti hai. Maybe this is the future. This is the way of making desi literature cool again. Because im sick of reading the works of brown people without hearing the old totototototto Apu head shake in my head. Jisko daikho BC waise hee likh raha hota hai. Kab take hum yeh bardaaaasht karein gai. Kab tak hummaraa muuu mitti mai milaya jaaaiga!!!! Too much politics. Ive definetly been following too much politics in Pakistan im seeig fucking saazish everywhere. Down with Khan BC

428!! Uski maaaa ki. Not Khan ki. Bichari she died to give us Shaukat Kahnum. The only good thing he has ever done. World cup toh Miandad nai jitaaya tha. Don’t belive the Punjabi narrative. Just because the guy was from a karachi working class family and spoke with a lisp they made him out to be a joke. Theek hai baad mein he married his daughter off to Dawood Ibrahims son. Ghalti toh insaan sai hee hoti hai na!

Oh I should have said..the blank page ki maa ki. That’s who uski maa ki. Dikha diya na aaaj.