#darcy roasts a mallow on johnny and then roasts johnny

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Promptkin Spice: Garam Masala + Darcy/Johnny Storm

“Stop twitching!”

“How long are you gonna ask me to stand here,” Johnny asked impatiently. The cute brunette assistant had made him stop moments after he got into the lab and she was doing something behind him - he guessed taking measurements of some sort - but wouldn’t say what.

“Almost got it... okay, yeah, done. Thanks!”

Johnny turned to find the assistant putting the final touches on a s’more. “You’re kidding,” he said flatly.

“I never kid about ooey-gooey mallows,” she said, not even giving him the courtesy of looking at him. She took a phone out and snapped a picture. “This is totally going on my Insta,” she murmured, ignoring his continued presence. After a second she looked up. “I’m all good, hotshot, I only wanted the one, and your sister is probably wondering where you are.”

“You know,” he said as he watched her take a healthy bite of mallow, chocolate, and graham, “most women at least take me out to dinner before using me for my body.”

“I only needed you for like a minute, tops, that’s - what - twice as long as ‘most women’ get, right?” she asked. She smirked at his slack-jawed face and sauntered away.

“...I think I’m gonna marry that woman.”