#dara joy

[clinchcoverenthusiast]

Once upon a time, covers told you exactly what you were going to get, although in this case, the cover couldn't really prepare you lol.

I was looking through my physical books and had to share. I swear I own Rejar too but I can't find it 😭

[smartbitches]

Back in July 2004, the publishing gossip column mentioned that Paypal had stopped processing payments for erotic books - this was back when there were a TON of small e-presses - and maybe it was because of Janet Jackson's nipple?!

Also, Dara Joy's book did come out. It looked like this:

And then later like this:

Find the full episode where we talk at length about this gossip column and the rest of the July 2004 issue of RT Book Club Magazine. Just search for "Smart Podcast Trashy Books" wherever you get your podcasts!

[wtfbadsciencefictioncovers]

Welcome to LOVE IN SPACE week!

I love the poorly-Photoshopped headband on his head, and with that expression, it looks like it hurt, that headband application. 

Editor’s note: Has grumpy dude never heard of conditioner? Guys- if your hair is longer than your earlobes you need to use conditioner or you end up looking like a redneck criminal from one of those “tazed and confused” episodes of Cops.

Buy it HERE.

[biblioferno-blog]

Hey Sugarbabe, you wanna take a ride on my spaceship? I can look even more creepy if that's what you're into...

[morebadbookcovers]

.. Annnd his neck snapped.

[first-sentences-blog]

There are those who say that of all the mysteries in the universe, it is power which is most curious.

Mine to Take by Dara Joy

[lastsentence-blog]

The crest of the forewind whispered to him, "Gifted..."

Mine to Take by Dara Joy

[biblioferno-blog]

...Viscount Sexton?

[morebadbookcovers]

There can be only one!