#dante.mail

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actually fuck it kin assign me a fish

my first thought was dogfish but maybe a Goliath Tigerfish 😊💖

Good ole Hydrocynus Goliath

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noooo little German boy don't walk into that gay club!

oh mein gott! thiz clüb iz full of zee yassen queenen! zis zlay!

mean to me forever :{

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beastie is rbing ghost content wahoo U^ｪ^U

yippee! ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

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hi beastie!!!!!! hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hiiiiiiiii hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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who is... newman <3 whatever his blordbo name i s<3

HEHEHE

I don't have art of him (YET) but he has tboy swag to the fullest (source: Trust me)

SO: In Hylics (silly game of moon men) The moon was taken over (then it exploded). After Hylics 2, Elise made a new moon (then it burnt up) Newman (💖💖💖) was like "Gibby and his dumbass couldn't keep in control of a moon, and Elise is a stupid bitch who couldn't handle 4 brats. If the world needs a moon, and that moon a king, then I shall take the throne." Newman made a NEW moon (moon ...3!) He was a very strong ruler, but Wayne and his crew literally can't stand tyrants so they fought it and won (after like attempt 30) In the moon afterlife (or whatever) Newman was like "Damn, Wayne and his crew are strong, who let them exist?" and Elise is like "See? I said they were strong!" then they fight forever and fall in love but they hate each other 😁

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welcome back king

HIIIIIIII

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hi bestie ^_^ it's my turn in your askbox

hiiiiii!

1. now you see all these guys I've been rbing who have skeletal face paint and sing about religious trauma might look the same but there's actually 4 of them and they're all maaaaajor whores

2. they also killed each other like 1 < 2 < 3 < 4 it's really crazy

3. they're also a band btw

omg! soooo true! i love when bands are silly have have lore!

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sometimes I'll see something and be like "oh miles is gonna love this. I'll tag it as milescore" and then you do the same and i think that's what friendship is about actually <3 anyway i saw this guy with like 50 stds on the Internet the other day i think his name is Sonic?

this is my boy sonic, he has every disease

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good morning worstie

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I bet u could make the lesbian flag from Dan newlins forehead

BSKS SKSV WHO'S DAN NEWLIN DANTE?!?

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Garfield

my beloved

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me gongaga monday :)

me gongaga Monday :}

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excuse me?

my mother 🤱❤️ left me 🚶‍♂️👋 when I was 8 😠💯

and now I am insecure 😎🤝

For so long 😾👄 I thought that if 💔😳 my dad accepted me 😠✌️I'd be happy 🙄🖐

I'm back home now 🏠❤️ my dad talks to me 🗣💭

Ha! He even thinks I'm a hero 🔥🥵

Everything should be perfect, right? 🤔😔

I should be happy now, but I'm not ‼️💪

I'm angrier than ever and I don't know why! 😠😡

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY INBOX

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hi bestie!!! hi!!! (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

hiiiiii bestie! q(≧▽≦q)

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Next april fool's you should take the D out of garfield in ur title and change ur pfp to garfiel fma

HNFHDJSV FUCK YEAH