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Can we come back to this masterpiece now?
I for one, would like to think Apollo listens to Danny rant about all these people keep calling him the wrong title because humans just can’t get his name right even if he spouts it to the world. Apollo odds treating this like his own personal soap opera and eating popcorn the whole time. Then he goes back to the meeting with Zeus and the others hear about and now they’re watching the chaos.
And somewhere in Fawcett City, Billy is wondering why the gods are giggling at some guy named “Danny”.
Ghosts Tell Me
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Ghosts gather near the place where something bad is going to happen,
Danny with his ghost sense tends to notice before anyone else and tends to react outwardly before the danger even happens, gaining a reputation of seeing the future,
Ghosts also tell Danny things, causing Danny to know more about situations and the people around him, it comes of as suspicious.
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Danny pulling away a snack from his coworker: "Careful your allergic to these ingredients!"
Coworker: "How the hell...I've never mentioned that to anyone."
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Danny on a phone call with his friends while doing his nightly walks in Gotham: "Yeah so apparently the second Robin who is now Red Hood has very personal beef with the clown here cuz he got killed by him after being sold out by his bio mom, which really sucks for the poor guy."
Oracle who has been keeping an Eye on Danny cuz he's very suspicious from an outsiders pov: "Hey B, I think we have a problem."
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Danny notices that the ghost in Gotham tends to gather where something bad is going to happen, the more they are the worse the situation will be: *glowing smoke leaves from his mouth* "Yikes! Very bad vibes here, nope!"
Gothamites who at this point recognize him and know the drill and quickly pack up their things to leave:
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Just an Idea
#dp x dc#danny would like not to be smited today thanks#he’s done his best not to piss off any dieties#and he’d like to keep his streak running#no he doesn’t count vortex#or nocturn#or clockwork#or pariah dark#why are you looking at him like that?#danny is getting all the good gossip from the ghosts#<< prev tags#Danny is a psycho pomp#he sees dead people#one time a bat shows up to question ‘Apollo’s Prophet’#and when Danny tries to correct them#Apollo decides to make it worse by suing a small patch of sunlight on him#right through Gotham’s smog#Danny is so done.
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The White Collar Fiend of Self Righteousness
>It’s time.
Our target tonight: Will Harangue.
Protecting the alien superhero of Bellwood. This will be interesting.
I’m also looking forward to this. I wonder if we will meet Gwen Tennyson.
I doubt it. We need to pull this heist off without the Plumbers knowing. Which reminds me, you think that Zen guy will come though about keeping Paradox away from us?
Joker: Lavenza said he would. We can only believe she’s right.
Mona: Very well, Joker. If you trust her, than I trust her too. After all, she and I are both from the Velvet Room.
>Mona becomes our van and we go forth to take Harangue’s heart.
>2011, Bellwood TV Station. Will Harangue was just concluding another edition of the Will Harangue Nation.
That’s it for tonight. And remember, we’re still waiting to fear your comments on the supposed hero, Ben Tennyson. Our operators are standing by 24 hours. Ben Tennyson: Threat or Menace? You decide!
Camera man: And that’s a rap!
Will: Good work everyone!
>Everyone spoke in agreement. All except one.
Sound manager: ...
Will: What is it, Danny?
Danny: Well... I don’t agree with you about what you said about Ben Tennyson!
Will: What!? I thought I made it clear that Ben Tennyson is nothing but a danger to everyone on Earth. Why do you support him?
Danny: I just don’t think you should judge Ben before getting to know him. In all the times he has been doing hero work, has he ever hurt anyone?
Will: You left out “yet”.
Danny: That’s not fair! You didn’t give him a chance! Maybe it was a good thing you got that calling card.
Will: Or maybe it was a mistake to hire you as a sound manager. You will cease this talk of Ben Tennyson and that card or you’re fired!
>After hearing that, Danny had no choice but to back down.
???????: Jeez, just how much do you hate that guy!?
Will: !
>A red wave passes over Will. When it was over, he was now in what looked like a palace-like spaceship.
Will: What the hell?
?????: You think that because you have the media on your side, everyone else is? What is your effin problem!? Are you that arrogant!?
????: You abuse the media for your own ratings instead of using it to benefit the newest hero in town.
???: We cannot stand by and watch you make such a disgrace of such a young hero and yourself.
>The ship’s lights came on to show us on the cock pit seats.
Joker: Target: Will Harangue.
Your loud mouth has been running long enough. Time to shut that yap.
When you talk, you sound like some stupid scientist from some Disney cartoon show. That just makes you even more annoying.
Nothing good ever comes of slandering. A true hero should prove himself before being branded.
It is very ugly of you to put down the hopes of others by discriminating a hero so young. Just how far are you going to ruin someone’s life for you news show?
Queen: That is why we must take your heart and change your cognition of Ben Tennyson. So there may be hope for him and others.
Oracle: I bed even Jimmy Jones couldn’t come up with a speech like that.
Mona: Get ready, Will Harangue. Because tonight...
Joker: We will take the Treasure.
Will: ... Just who do you think you are? You can’t do that. It’s my nation. I do what I please! I don’t know who or what you are, it’s almost like you’re from a different time, but know this, you can’t stop me. I! AM! CAPTAIN!
Panther: We’ll see about that.
Fox: There’s no escape for you. We will take your heart.
Skull: Even if we have to do this the hard way.
>A dark aura then came over Will.
Shadow Will: I am one who protects this dominion from those who are threat to it and stamp out menaces like you and Ben Tennyson. I must keep it safe from the likes of you because it is what the people want. I will smite you down by any means necessary.
>The darkness then transforms the Shadow.
Skull: Here we go!
Oracle: I’ll see what I can get. Persona!
>Oracle’s Persona scans Dominion.
Oracle: Got it! It’s weak to Gun attacks.
Joker: Then get ready for this.
>I change Personas.
Joker: Persona!
>The Persona uses Pulinpa on Dominion and made him Confused.
Joker: Let’s go!
>Bullets were flying at Dominion until he was down.
Joker: Everyone, attack!
>We attacked, but it wasn’t enough.
Dominion: I am starting to wonder who the real problem is: Ben Tennyson or you? I will let my followers decide.
>Dominion uses Summon to call two more Shadows.
>The two Angels both use Dia on Dominion.
Dominion: Now feel my radiant splendor.
>Dominion uses Makougaon. Good thing my teammates aren’t weak to Bless and I already changed from Arsene.
Oracle: Looks like you can take those two down with Curse skills. But how are we suppose to do that without Harangue attacking us?
Skull: Leave that to me. Persona!
Oracle: Skull, what are you doing!? Those Shadows resist Electric skills!
Skull: (with a smile) Who said I was going to jolt them?
>Skull’s Persona uses Bad Beat. Dominion dodged it, but the two Angels got hit and fell to Despair.
Skull: Noir, do your thing!
Noir: Okay! Persona!
Noir: Don’t hold back, Milady! Give it all you’ve got!
>Noir’s Persona uses Mapsiodyne. The two Angels were near defeat.
Panther: Here I go!
>Panther takes her gun and shoots the Angels, eliminating them.
Oracle: Whoa! How did you know to do that, Skull?
Noir: It was my idea, actually. Me, Joker, Skull, and Panther thought of it after the last time we were here to secure a route.
Queen: I see. That’s quite cleaver, Noir.
Dominion: It is going to take more than a good plan to stop my campaign.
>Dominion raises his wings and casts Mahamaon. Me, Fox, Noir, and Mona dodged it while Panther, Skull, and Queen were defeated instantly.
Dominion: How long will you continue to defy me? I must purify this town before it is too late!
Oracle: Purify the town, huh? Kind of like how Medjed tried to purify Japan. Well guess what, if we can stop them, we can definitely stop you!
>Oracle’s Persona uses Revolution which increases our critical rate.
Fox: My turn. Persona!
>Fox’s Persona uses Rising Slash which was a critical hit on Dominion.
Oracle: You’ve got him on the run. Go in for the attack!
Hold Up!
Dominion: No! This is my nation! You hear me!? I am Will Harangue of Will Harangue Nation! I will humiliate Ben Tennyson! On TV, I! AM! INFINITE!
Fox: Nothing is infinite. I learned that the hard way with my former sensei. Your days impersonating J. Jonah Jameson is over! Joker, let’s do this!
>After the attack, the Shadow returned to his human form and a light came out of him.
Mona: Now to take the Treasure.
>I take the Treasure. It was the manuscript of his book, Ben Tennyson: Threat or Menace?.
Panther: That’s the Treasure? We can buy a copy of that anywhere, not that they were popular anyway, Japan loves Ben Tennyson.
Will: My greatest written work ever. How could it have come to this?
Joker: It’s because you judged Ben before you really got to know him. You care more about your ratings than the well-being of others.
Fox: He’s right. The way you act, you might as well wear a blonde woman’s wig, dress in women’s clothing, and start being called Agnes Joubert.
Will: ...
Joker: Just give him a chance to prove his worth as a hero. Find a more benevolent way to raise your ratings.
Will: ... Alright. I’ll do that. If it means I can go on.
>With that, Will returned to his true self and we leave as well.
>The next night, the Will Harangue Nation came on with Will Harangue with a look of despair on his face.
Will: I must confess something. I said many things about Ben Tennyson that were completely untrue. I made false accusations to raise the ratings for my show... I am... No different... Than the enemies he fights daily. (begins tearing up) I have given... Him a really hard time... Ben Tennyson, I now speak... Directly to you... I’m... Sorry for what I’ve done... How could I possible make up... For what I’ve done!? (begins crying a lot)
>The Tennyson House. Ben Tennyson, his cousin, Gwen, and her boyfriend, Kevin Levin saw the broadcast.
Ben: (laughing) Now that’s what I call good television!
Kevin: Dude had it coming. Guilt is hard to avoid.
>Gwen, on the other hand, was suspicious.
Something just doesn’t seem right. But what?
>This would be something that was puzzle Gwen secretly for a long time... Until today.
>The Velvet Room. Present. We gathered around Lavenza.
Well done, Former Inmate. This is the second time you have traveled through time and successfully fulfilled a request. You truly are proving yourself worthy of the title Trickster.
???????: Indeed he has.
>Someone was entering the Velvet Room. It was Zen and he was accompanied by a man in a lab coat.
Lavenza: Time Walker, what are you doing here? How did you even get in here? My master made sure that you would be unable to enter the Velvet Room even when he is not here.
I was let in.
Skull: By you?
No. Not by me.
????: By me.
>Four more people came into the Velvet Room. It was Gwen and Ben Tennyson, Keven Levin, and the feline Plumber, Rook Blonko.
Queen: I didn’t think you could get in. Then again, you do have magic.
It wasn’t easy, I promise. Now do you think you can tell us what happened back in 2011?
And I suggest you don’t leave out any details.
>We explained everything about what happened.
Really? It was you guys that made Harangue start those water works? (laughs) I guess I should be thanking you for that. That was really good television.
Even if guilt didn’t get him, he still had it coming.
Noir: What do you mean?
>Ben took out his phone and showed them.
Skull: Damn it! Are you effin serious!? We didn’t do a thing!?
Paradox: On the contrary, you thieves did exactly what was needed.
Ben: What do you mean?
Paradox: Sorry, no spoilers. But I can tell you this: For your friend, James Jones, dreams really do come true.
Skull: I think I see what you mean.
Zen: When Professor Paradox arrived, we didn’t fight. Instead, he assured me that he was on our side. He said this was suppose to happen.
Joker: I see. Well, thank you for letting us do this.
Paradox: Just doing what is dictated for many others.
>Queen was still in deep thought.
Queen: Gwen sama, there’s something I would like to ask you.
Gwen: What is it?
Queen: I know you have great magic powers.
Kevin: Actually, they’re alien powers.
Queen: But they sometimes appear with spells. Which is why I would like to ask... How did you use your powers to get into the Velvet Room?
Gwen: Well... This is going to sound crazy, but... I got it from a cat.
Mona: A cat?
>Suddenly, something else came into the Velvet Room.
Oracle: That cat. I think I’ve seen it before.
>The cat dug its mouth through its caller and took something out of it.
>I try to take the envelope until Gwen stopped me.
Skull: Thanks for that.
Panther: For what?
Kevin: Seriously? You live in Japan and you haven’t seen enough anime to know that a black envelope may not be a good sign?
Panther: I didn’t think that watching anime was mandatory. Though I do like some anime.
Skull: I watch anime too.
Oracle: (smirking) Like Sailor Moon?
Skull: Grr!
Gwen: (groaning) Let me handle it,
>Gwen opens the envelope and took out a folded piece of paper. When she opened it, a holographic-like image appeared out of it.
Hello, Phantom Thieves. I sent my familiar to you to let you know that the time for you to do something for me is coming. Wait for me to make my request and I will tell you the rest. See you soon.
>With that, the letter burst into flames. The cat also disappeared.
Fox: What was that?
Mona: I don’t know. But I have a feeling we’re about to find out.
>So, after Queen and Gwen’s autograph, we leave the Velvet Room.
>Another heist done.
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Danny, panicking: “I swear this is not my fault. I keep telling them that I’m not you! I don’t know why they keep insisting on it!
Apollo, after figuring out what’s going on, is more amused than anything else.
Ghosts Tell Me
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Ghosts gather near the place where something bad is going to happen,
Danny with his ghost sense tends to notice before anyone else and tends to react outwardly before the danger even happens, gaining a reputation of seeing the future,
Ghosts also tell Danny things, causing Danny to know more about situations and the people around him, it comes of as suspicious.
~
Danny pulling away a snack from his coworker: "Careful your allergic to these ingredients!"
Coworker: "How the hell...I've never mentioned that to anyone."
~
Danny on a phone call with his friends while doing his nightly walks in Gotham: "Yeah so apparently the second Robin who is now Red Hood has very personal beef with the clown here cuz he got killed by him after being sold out by his bio mom, which really sucks for the poor guy."
Oracle who has been keeping an Eye on Danny cuz he's very suspicious from an outsiders pov: "Hey B, I think we have a problem."
~
Danny notices that the ghost in Gotham tends to gather where something bad is going to happen, the more they are the worse the situation will be: *glowing smoke leaves from his mouth* "Yikes! Very bad vibes here, nope!"
Gothamites who at this point recognize him and know the drill and quickly pack up their things to leave:
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Just an Idea
#dp x dc#Danny would like not to be smited today thanks#he’s done his best not to piss off any dieties#and he’d like to keep his streak running#no he doesn’t count Vortex#or Nocturn#or Clockwork#or Pariah Dark#why are you looking at him like that?
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