#danny is still a creepy shithead

[thornonthevine]

...What now? I wanna see him cry more, so I'll still not give Lawrence back.

*looks at everyone else* ...Guys, how do you feel about this?

Isaac: uhm…

Vicky: I mean…it seems a little mean to try and make a kid cry don’t you think?

Burt: that little shithead deserves it.

Micah: I’ve never seen him cry before..

mordecai: ??…why are you doing that?

Danny: is Malachi that one creepy ginger kid that barely show’s emotions?..if so then I’m surprised you cracked him..

Lacy: it seems a bit rude but whatever he’s an asshole anyways

Eli: I don’t get this

Joshua: me neither

Maria: isn’t he the ginger one?..uhm well he’s most likely gonna get you back you know he looks and acts scary..

Malcom: who?

Josiah: I don’t know a Malachi.

Ezekiel: wow he’s crying a lot…uhm well why do you wanna make him cry more?…it seems weird..

Allison: oh come on..that’s just rude hes like what 15..16? Don’t do that..

kir: good make that bitch cry I hate him.

Greg: damn what did he do?..just give lawr back making the kid upset would just make it worse

Tyrus: he gonna get you when he’s done crying you know..

Gabriel: you made THE. Malachi cry?…im impressed.

Hannah: Malachi scares me..but seeing him crying scares me more?…I don’t know how to explain it it’s just uncanny..

Matt: that’s a bit rude..isn’t he Isaacs friend?..that’s gonna make both of them upset.

Abel: can I get out of this room please.

[quietlysatan]

Hear The Wheels As They Roll - crossroadswrite, AO3

Link: Here!!

Rating: T

Favorite Quote(s): God this hurts, my ex-stepdad was like this

Two people want to have a baby, they want to have a cute little thing to show off and call theirs but they don’t want a person. They don't want something that has opinions and talks back and doesn’t thread the thin line they set out for them. 

This reminds me of Actual BDSM, not like, anything sexual, because that’s not what BDSM usually IS, but more the aftercare and borderline codependency thing. I just really wish people actually knew what BDSM was about... It’s not nearly as sexual as media portrays, and 50 shades is an insult to the community.

For however much of a jackass Jackson acts like, all he’s ever really wanted was people who would look after them, he has a need to be supported and support and just be acknowledged and appreciated that might bother on codependency and there’s no bigger codependent relationship than that of a pack.

God I love the way people think when they fall in love

Blue flashing momentarily over his features, his chin tilted up into the night sky so he can watch, mouth a little open in awe with his bunny teeth peeking out, eyes wide and expression lax and unmarred by frowns.

I love kids, and I want absolutely no more than three of them.

“You said we could get curly fries. Mom said I could get curly fries ‘cause I got the best grade in Math after Lydia. When are we getting curly fri- doggy!” he coos, lunging across the back seat so he can smash his face against the window and coo at the labradoodle waltzing down the street.

“Don’t lick the window.”

“I’m not!”

“Stiles.”

“I’m not! I was seeing the doggy.

Gods, children are shitheads

“I need you to be quiet and stay in the car, okay Stiles,” he starts, “sit on the passenger side and don’t get out of the car no matter what. If you do there’s a world of pain waiting for you, get it.”

Stiles bobs his head vehemently, little hands clutching at the bars separating the backseat from the front.

“Scout’s honor.”

The Sheriff turns the siren off when they get close to the house. It just wouldn’t do for Mr. Martin to straighten things up before he could even catch him at it.

“You were never a scout.”

“And whose fault is that,” Stiles counters

How to make friends according to the McCall half of the Hale-McCall pack

Boyd gives him a bro nod before walking away.

Stiles squints after him before turning to Danny with a raised eyebrow. 

An hour later, Danny’s knocking on his door with everything there is to know about Vernon Boyd.

“Stiles! This is not how you make friends,” Scott complains from his place stretched out on Stiles’ bed and while he eats Stiles’ food. 

Stiles thinks that he has no ground to stand on.

“We’re just making sure he’s not a psycho killer, right Danny?”

“Yeah. It’s still pretty fucked up,” Danny concedes, the traitor.

Stiles makes an outraged noise, “Not my fault that Lydia basically trained us to be criminal masterminds.

Words & Chapter(s): 44,919 words and 2  chapters finished, but sadly no sequel coming, at least not for a while...

Summary: “You can’t be here. This is private property,” someone calls out and for some reason, that voice sounds painfully familiar.

When it hits him why, Stiles almost chokes with the realization, “Derek Hale,” he says, unbelievably happy because he remembers Derek when they were young.

Derek looks grumpier, sadder, angrier. Stiles can’t really fault him for that. He also looks surprised that Stiles knows who he is. He squints/glares suspiciously at him, his nostrils flare for a second before he widens his eyes almost dramatically.

“Stiles,” he says quietly like he can’t really believe it.

Stiles beams, “Yeah, you remember me!”

Score: 13

Pairing(s): Pre-slash Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Lydia Martin/Jackson Whittemore, Allison Argent/Scott McCall, background Sheriff Stilinski/Claudia Stilinski

Warning(s): Season one canon compliance technically, as in the bus driver dies, The Hale Fire happens, Peter loses his mind, etc.

Isaac’s dad is a bitchass, but he goes to jail and Stiles saves Isaac so it’s fine.

Jackson’s parents are dick ass cunts that don’t deserve him and casually neglect him like canon.

Lydia’s abusive dad is dealt with. He lives sadly tho. He’s not mentioned again as of this fic.

Scott’s dad is still a dick.

Mentions of Erica’s seizures, and the youtube incident. It’s handled though.

Kate Argent is a creepy fucking pedophile and I’m almost happier that she’s in a coma hopefully slowly descending into a creeping lingering sort of madness never to be truly seen again. Hopefully, she dies. 

Derek, the martyr, gets shot but is nearly immediately fine.

Scott also gets shot and is immediately fine.

Derek goes through the Kate Argent torture thing.

Stiles shoots Kate sort of on accident but he’s fine, no worries.

Pros: The writing is fantastic, in character, and yet original, it’s technically canon compliant so-to-speak at times about like, the main storyline, see warnings.

It’s a fresh take on an old idea, and I love it, especially the little hints of Stiles magic here and there, I think OP was intending for this to be a mate!fic, but I don’t have confirmation of that.

I love everyone in this fic, and the way they’re written is fantastic really.

It’s just such a good story, and I really want everyone to see it.

Gif Aesthetic: It’s Stiles!! in a nutshell but Stiles none the less!!!

Everyone @ Derek and/or Boyd... Actually, Stiles and Lydia @ everybody

And also

[blaineandsamevanderson]

Title:  The Full Moon Job ~ Prologue

By: @blaineandsamevanderson (SageK on ff.net, kaitlia777 on LJ and AO3)

Fandom: Leverage/Teen Wolf

Ships: Eliot/Parker/Hardison, Sophie/Nate, Scott/Malia, Isaac/Danny, Liam/Theo, Mason, Corey

Rating: PG

Summary: An alternate version of Teen Wolf Season 6.  Wet after the pack pretends to leave Beacon Hills, but after that, all timelines are chucked, characters are brought back and fun is had :)

Notes: Written for @purplehoodiesandleatherjackets.  Hugs Emily!

*****

“If I’m hearing you right, your current plan is to get everyone killed?”

Almost as one, every head bent over the exam table they were using to plan their counter attack against Gerard ‘Evil Grandpa’ Argent and his minions turned to glare at Peter.  He could care less about their annoyance, because they were hopelessly outmatched honestly, even with the waves of reinforcements that had arrived the previous night.

Small waves, but slightly better than nothing.

“It’s the best shot we have,” Angry Baby Beta protested, bristling at the perceived insult to Scott’s plan.

The fact that Peter was definitely insulting the plan didn’t matter.  Sometimes he wondered how this group of children had ever bested his own plans...okay, it probably didn’t hurt that until recently he’d still been dealing with bouts of post fire coma/death craziness and brain damage, but still it was insulting.  

“So you want me to believe that our best shot is hoping you two walking balls of hormones and anger issues can keep from fucking and or killing each other long enough to fool the super paranoid hunters into thinking the whole pack is at an abandoned zoo...and when that fails everyone else goes on an obvious suicide mission to attack Evil Grandpa’s heavily fortified and booby trapped armory?” Peter asked, them jabbed a finger at the only sane Argent left alive.  “See, even he agrees with me.  You can tell because he looks even more like a human personification of a stress migraine than usual.”

Malia let out a low growl.  “Not like you have a better idea.”

“Actually, I do,” Peter retorted, which seemed to startled the assembled masses.  “Curly, The Hacker, FireFox, AberKanima and Twunk Wolf over there might be your idea of back up, but I actually plan on surviving this.  I called in a favor from an old...acquaintance.  He’s a bastard and his blood is 82% Jameson’s but he has a team.....”

***

“Not that anyone is going to listen to me, but I want to stress again that I am not comfortable with the number of mysterious animal mailings that happen in this town,” Alec said, once again scrolling through the data he had compiled on Beacon Hills California.  Someone from Nate’s past had called asking for help and after the older man had muttered for a while about the caller being an asshole, the team had piled into Lucille and Eliot’s truck and headed south.

“The town is surrounded by a giant nature preserve, Hardison,” Nate pointed out, but that only made him snort.

“Lots of towns in wooded areas have preserves, but most of those places don’t have a history that would make Stephen King look around and say, ‘Hmmm, I should set my next book here!’  Why does a small town have a rundown warehouse district and an abandoned subway line?  A subway to where?  No one seems to know or have records!  I can find records about the town’s extra creepy asylum and also a very well hidden WWII era Japanese internment camp that ended in a massacre.  Nana would slap me upside the head for messing with this.”

Over the comm, Eliot rumbled, “Relax, hardison, it’s probably just werewolves.”

“Real nice.  Mock my totally legitimate concerns.  It’ll serve y’all right if I leave you to the murderous sewer clowns,” Hardison said, then reached over to pat Parker’s hand.  “Not you.  I got you girl.”

Parker however didn’t seem too perturbed.  “I can take a clown out,” she said confidently, then asked, “Werewolves?”

Because of course.

“Sure.  They’re understandably not big on cities,”. Eliot replied.  “Most are all right, but there are some shitheads in every group.”

“So, like people, but furrier,” she decided with a nod.

Alec decided her was gonna let Eliot deal with Parker’s disappointed face when she found out there weren’t any werewolves in Beacon Hills.

****

There were god damn werewolves in Beacon Hills.

TBC….

[itstimetowatch]

Plan B

So Logan jacked Easy Rider for his prize-winning essay? And Veronica isn’t going to turn him in? Strange for a girl who is so focused on getting into a good college far, far away from Neptune. An internship in the local mayor’s office would be one hell of a line on a college application. Then again, a week in the mayor’s office is a week out of class and she already had one of those in the last episode. Makes sense that she’d be more worried about winning the Kane Scholarship than Woody’s internship. Getting into a good college far, far away from Neptune won’t do much good if she can’t pay for it.

And Jane’s still around. I would say I’m surprised, but honestly this Sadie Hawkins Dance seems like the ideal place for them to break up all dramatically.

Weevil, generally when people attempt to tempt people with curiosity, you have to give them something to bate them with. “Weevil needs help” isn’t all that intriguing in-and-of itself. What do you need help with? Now, I’m sure that in the name of concise storytelling this will work but you may want to work on delivering your temptations better in the future.

Well, I suppose it’s about time we got around to getting justice for Felix, considering Logan and Weevil worked out that it was Thumper five episodes ago.

And then there’s the flirting between Wallace and Jackie, once again. Yeah, I can guess how this is going to end.

LOL! The bit with the Bible was nice!

“I do! Now if you’ll excuse me…” “Where are you going?” “I’m going to fire the sheriff!”

Creepy threatening DVD sent to Woody’s office? This only further reinforces the idea Woody was the intended target of the framing in my mind.

So, yeah, everything that delivery guy said is 100% true facts. I don’t blame him for a second for keeping his mouth shut. Logan did indeed get those charges dropped pretty easily all things considered.

So Cassidy is a teenage boy who’s dating a girl that’s really into him (for reasons passing understanding) that definitely wants to advance their physical relationship farther than he seems comfortable. So either he has some major insecurity issues, which would hardly be surprising given his treatment by his brother and father… or he’s gay, which is something that keeps coming up this season (or, y’know both). I think calling him “the outing of all outings” would be overselling his importance to the community just a bit. So that’s probably not in reference to him.

(Please note: If Cassidy were a real person then there would just be every possibility that he just didn’t feel ready for sex and/or sexual things and it wouldn’t mean that anything was wrong with him. I’m not trying to judge anyone. However, Cassidy is a fictional character that other fictional characters are taking up valuable screen time discussing lack of progress in their physical relationship, which means it’s more narratively significant than “I’m just not ready.”)

So the last time we saw Molly Fitzpatrick she had a fairly pronounced lisp that is now gone. Was that an affectation for the sake of the character or did her actress learn to throw it off between then and now?

So, like, an actual act of kindness from Jackie? That still feels weird. I mean, I know, I’ve already talked about how they pretty much did a soft reboot of her character while Wallace was off in Chicago, but this is definitely just an entirely different character… like so much so that it doesn’t even count as character growth, this is just character rewrite.

That was some weird grabbing, there, by Woody.

The toy truck was bugged. Nice.

LOL! Logan stole Sheriff Shithead’s parking spot! That is the level of petty that I aspire to. But wouldn’t Lamb have recognized Logan’s yellow SUV? I mean, even in the land of the super-rich that would tend to stand out from a crowd.

“Look up Eli Navarro. There has to be something outstanding we can book him on.” “Oh, if I did it, it’s outstanding.”

“Still picking winners, eh, Veronica?” “I told you when I start picking losers, it’s all you.”

Oh, Gia. You are completely ridiculous, but it seems I have missed you.

Plan B it is, I see.

Yeah, that’s pretty much how I figured all of this would go. Bye, Jane. It’s too bad the show never gave us a chance to get to know you as a person.

Or not goodbye...

I’m still not any more clear on where Cassidy falls on the spectrum of emotionally-messed-up/gay after that. Like, he obviously really likes Mac, but that doesn’t preclude the possibility that he’s in denial, possibly even to himself.

And the beginnings of the Logan/Veronica reunion that I’m still not super keen on.

Weevil’s setting Thumper up to be straight-up murdered?  

(DAMN!)

I mean, that public restroom is rather on the large side, so I can only assume it’s this Old Sharks Stadium we’ve been hearing about this episode, and fair enough, Danny was established to be on the demo crew. I suppose it’s possible that he’s the one being tasked with doing the final walkthrough before the building comes down.

Yeah, Woody’s definitely shifty here. Also, Veronica is definitely not here on her lunch period as the clock on the wall clearly says it’s 3:25.

At least Keith’s name is on the correct side of the door now.

Answering a question with a question, Cassidy? I mean, it’s not like the question came completely out of nowhere. He’s obviously smart enough to know that he and Mac are having some relationship friction and he’s smart enough to know why. So when the question comes and he can’t answer it, then I can’t help feeling like that tells us all we need to know. No, he’s not attracted to her. Why that is would then be the question we need to work out.

No, she’s really not doing anything wrong, dickbag.

So the fact that he breaks up with her when she starts to push the issue would certainly seem to imply, at least to me, that some sort of sexual dysfunction is the heart of the issue. Again, that doesn’t fully answer the question surrounding him. He could be dysfunctional because he’s repressing his sexuality. It could be because he feels inadequate due to years of neglect and abuse by his family. It could be something else entirely.

So yeah, really good episode. Lots of development, especially with regards to Cassidy (who desperately needed it) and even some for Jackie of all people. I’m assuming this is essentially the end of the “Who Killed Felix” story and that the bus crash will now begin to take center stage more since we are now five episodes out from the end of the season and Veronica is basically nowhere on this investigation.