#danny fcuk

[vladdyissues]

[duchi-nesten]

I AM SO HAPPY THE GRAY GHOST BRAINROT IS SPREADING MWAHAAHAAH THAT WAS MY EVIL PLAN ALL ALONG!!!!!! SOON EVERYONE WILL HAVE GRAY GHOST BRAIN RT!!!!!! ANYWAY I HAVE NOT DONE MICE COMMENTS ON TUMBLR YET BUT ITS NOT GONNA STOP ME HELLO MAGIC

FIRST OF ALL I HAD TO RUN AND READ THE FIRST PART AND DFHGIUHUIDHVHDAUSHHDSAH MY CHIDKRKKE HVIUHUIAHUA DANNY BABY DGIUBUIHUDHDUASIHU ALREADY LOSING MY FUCKING MIND HFIUGHUDHSFUIH

DEEP BREATHE

EXHALE

Anywhom!!!!!!!!!!!!!! READING TIME.

MY BABY BOY IS SOBBING IM FUCKIGN SOBBING HFIUHUDFIHUOF COURSE THE BAD FENTON PRESS WOULD GET TO HIM HDSFIUVHSU THEYRE HIS PARENTS HFGIUHDUHSU POOR BABY BOY HE NEEDS A HUG

‘’ HIS SOBS SOUNDED ALMOST HUMAN’’ WELL YEAH VAL, HE KINDA IS ALMOST HUMAN SDFIHUIDHSUDIHG

HUG HUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHGUHGUHG HUG!!!!! HE GETS A HUG!!!!!

NO BABY YOU ARE NOT A MONSTER HDGIUHDFIUVHDHSAUHF FUCKING CRYING SCREAMING THROWING U (i meant to write throwing up but im leaving it as u cuz that’s also funny)

‘’If this were a few months ago, Valerie would have wholeheartedly agreed.’’ DFHIUHASUD BUT NOT NOW!!!! THEY ARE NOT ENEMIES NO MORE!!!!! JFBJFUIHV AAAAAAAAAADAASAAA

DANNY THATS NOT YOUR FAULT. FUCK THE FENTONS

OH HES GONNA TELL HER HBIUHVUVDIHFUHS HE TURNED THE PORAL ON HDGIUHSUSHAUHF

NO VAL YOU CANT TURN IT ON FROM THE GZ HAHSAAHDAHFHAHAH /hysterical laughter

OH FUCKK OH FCUK OH FCUK HES ACTUALL SAYGN SHIT OH FUKC UFCKFU CK OH FUCK

‘’My- er the Fentons’’ SMOOTH

OH FUCK FRIENDS NAME DROPS DANNY

DANYY

DANNY SHE’S GONNA FIGURE IT OUT LIKE THIS

DANNY YOU IDIOT

FUCKING DFHSUHSUDIH SHE FIGURED IT OUT HUFIHVDSFHUVIHSAUIAHVDUFHU

FUCKIGN SCREMIN DGGUFIBHBDUIFH

IVE BEEN SHOOTING AT YOU FOR LIKE A YEAR AND BEEN CRUSHING ON YOU AT THE SAME TIME FGIUHIUSHFDSUHVFYG SHE SAID IT OMFG HUIHSDUIHAUDHFU HOOO BOY I AM IN FOR A RIDE HERE FOR A TREAT FOR A WHOLE ASS 5 COURSE MEAL

NO DANNY DANYY YOU MORON YOU IDIOT YOU ABSOLUTE BAFOON YOU CANNOT GASLIGHT YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS FDIUVHIUHCIUHSUAHU i love that he still tries HONEY YOU BLEW IT SHE FIGURED IT OUT AND LIKES YOU JUST SMOOCH

‘’So you still like m-Fenton?’’ SMOOTH DFHIUHDSU

HER ANSWERING WITH ‘’Of course I still like you’’ LIKE FHDGIUBHSDIUHIUVHUS SHE ACCEPTED HIM AS HE IS WHOLEHEARTEDLY EVEN THO HES STILL A MORON IM FUCKNG GONNA WEEP I LOVE THEEM SO MUCH

DANNY FUCKING SHUT UP AND KISS EHR DFHBGIUHSDFIUHSU I LOVE HOW FUCKING INSISTENT HE IS ON NOT BEING FENTON

MOST OF HER OPINIONS OF HIM HAVE BEEN INCORRECT BUT FOR ONCE SHE GOT THE RIGHT ONE HFIUHSDIUAHSU MAGIC THATS A FUCKING KILLER LINE OMFG FHUIHIUSDHUD

KISSYSIDFSJGISJDI DFKIISYK IKISS KISK SIKSIKIS SMOOOCH

OH AND HE DOES THE TRANSFORMY THING DURING KISSY MAGIC. I AM SO FUCING READY TO DRAW THIS KISS Y YOU ARE FUCKGNIHSUIFHUISHU I LOVE YOU

BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES OF DANNY FNETON FHUGHDIUGSDHUVFHSDIUH

SNUGGLING FHIUDHSU THEY AR ESNUGGLGINGF OIJIVSDHUUFAGYAHUXIHVDGIUHSUD

AND THE LAST LINE HGIUDHDSUIHU YEAH IT IS KINDA FUNNY AINT IT i love them

MAGIC I FUCKING LOV YOU SO MUCH I LOVE THIS SO MUCHUFHSIGUHSUIHSU IM SO HIGH ON FEELIES AGAIN FIFHISHAUHGIUBDHSSUHUIVYG THEY ARE SO FUCKING DEAR TO ME OM FUCKIGN GODHDUIGHISUHUH

Blame Part 2

Behold a random self indulgent sequel to my DannyMay Day 25!

This was made partially cause of Pham shenanigans, but also cause of @duchi-nesten giving me GrayGhost brain rot and also for agreeing to draw any smooches we write sooooo

Words: 737

Pairings: Danny Fenton-Phantom/ Valerie Gray

Warnings: none unless you don't like kissing

"Why do they always blame me?"

   The words through Val for a loop. Here was the normally goofy, charismatic, and sometimes annoying ghost boy sobbing. She never knew how much the bad press or the Fentons' words got to him. 

   His ghostly sobs echoed into the night, but to Valerie at that moment they sounded almost human. Phantom's face was tinted green and raw from his tears. He must've been crying for a while then.

   At that moment the Huntress sighed and sat herself down next to him. Hesitantly, she pulled him into a hug. Even through her suit, he felt cold to the touch.

   "Are you okay?" She asked simply. Her words only caused Phantom to choke up more. He struggled to try to bring words to his mouth before finally slowing his breath.

   "I'm a monster, Val," the words came out as barely a whisper. If this were a few months ago, Valerie would have wholeheartedly agreed. But now, here she was sitting on a roof comforting her former enemy.

   "Phantom, you aren't a monster-"

   "But I am. It's my fault Amity's in this mess!" He cried.

   "It's not your fault that most of the ghosts have been evil. That's their fault. They chose to be evil."

   "It's my fault there's property damage! People got hurt, Val. I might not be evil, but I'm responsible. Plus the Fentons would say different."

   "It's not your fault they're here. It's not like you have control over the portal!" Valerie countered. Phantom's expression sobered.

   "But it is my fault. I turned the portal on." 

   Valerie looked at him in mild shock. What did he mean by that? There wasn't a way to turn the portal on from the GZ right? Phantom turned his gaze back to the ground and pulled away.

   "It was before freshman year. My- er the Fentons had just finished the portal. I took my friends to show them the lab, and Sam wanted a picture. We were stupid. Stupid teenagers left unsupervised. I put my HAZMAT on while Sam grabbed her camera."

    Valerie stared at him. No he couldn't be. Similar hair style. Similar face. No, that's impossible.

   "I went inside. I tripped over a stupid wire. I died. Turns out the 'on' button is on the inside."

   A gasp escaped the Huntress. Phantom died in the portal. Danny had a lab accident before the beginning of freshman year. Phantom's cousin Dani was a halfa. Why couldn't Danny be? Millions of thoughts and words flowed through her head, the main one being.

   "I could've hurt you!" Valerie's eyes started to grow wet, "I could've killed you so many times."

   Phantom, no, Danny looked at her in confusion. Val's tears turned into a fit of laughter.

   "What's so funny?"

   "It's..just…so ironic!"

   "What's ironic?" The clueless boy responded.

   "That I've been shooting at you for like a year and been crushing on you at the same time," her laughter consumed her while Danny processed what she just said.

   "You…liked me?"

    "Um, yeah? I mean we did date for a bit!"

    "Ummm I think you're confusing me for that Danny Fenton kid. Also didn't you break up with him?"

    "Yeah I did, to protect him from you!" Valerie's smile grew brighter.

    "So you still like m-Fenton?"

    "Of course I still like you!"

    "Um, that's good to hear. I think FENTON really likes you as well. But, uh, I think you're wrong about me being him. Cause why would the son of ghost hunters be a ghost. Haha…"

   "Ya know I've had a lot of opinions about you Ghost Boy, most of which have been incorrect," she places a hand on his cheek, wiping his tear away, "but I think for once, I've got the right one."

    Valerie leaned in closer to Danny. His toxic green eyes gazed into her hazel ones as he moved to meet her. Their lips joined in a union of a year of longing. A cool feeling spread through Valerie, tears streaming down her cheeks. A bright light flashed and the cold turned into heat. Once their breath ran out, the pair temporarily split. Valerie gazed down into the beautiful blue eyes of one Danny Fenton. Yeah, this was right.

   The two spent the rest of their patrol time snuggling on the roof and taking in the view.

"Ya know it's kinda funny how you broke up with me to protect me from me!"

[prettygayapparel]

24 awkward scenarios that can happen to people during everyday life.

1.

You think you see someone you know approaching so you wave and smile with a super big “omg, hey!” face and your fucking hands waving back and forth like you are an overly caffeinated church lady on Sunday morning. Or a Beyonce’ that had way too crystal meth….Or as if waving your hands was a new way to charge your cell phone and your shit just died, so you really need some % 👋🏻👋🏻😲🤩. (I get it girl, but calm down!) – Only to then have that person get closer and you realize it’s not who you thought it was. So you pretend to stretch your arm or yawn like it never happened or act like it was for the person behind them.

2.

Your co-worker, lets call her Tammy, is walking out the door of your retail workspace. Like a normal person would; you shout “Bye, Tammy. Catch you later, girl!”. However, Tammy keeps on walking and never turns around to say bye back! Either she didn’t hear you or the bitch couldn’t give two 💩s. But all of your other grinning co-workers and customers in the store did. Way to do me dirty like that, Tammy. I’ll get you back.💅🏻

3.

You are constantly doing the thing where you try and walk by someone but you both stop and start at the same time or both turn the same direction, blocking each other in until one of you does an “after you” motion. Or you both get stuck there like a couple of ants that fell out of line. Forever, until you die. Literally, this is a thing (with the ants not you although that would not be awkward that would be straight up hilarious).

4.

You had a great night with someone you like so you text them before bed. Then you wake up and are thinking of them so you send them a few more texts, totally unrelated to the ones from the night before. Then you realize that they are about to wake up and see 5-10 long texts in a row from you only to now think you are crazy and obsessive, and worse they might even just end it or ghost you. Just don’t be too shocked when your boo face blocks you on social media all of a sudden.

5.

You spend forever deciding which sexy picture to send to your new hot friend. Perhaps you are even taking pictures right now, trying to get the perfect angle and lighting. Finally, you are done so you hit send- then you realize you just sent it to your sibling or parent because you were too horny to notice! Way to go horn dog. Let’s hope your family is cool.

6.

You are doing your best Ariana Grande sing-along or lip sync in your car at a stop-light and you look over to see someone watching you, maybe even recording a video of you. In which case you have 3 main choices: 1. Stop and act like you were not singing. Perhaps even pretend like you are on a phone call. 2. Go all out and lip sync for your mother fucking life. 3. Flip the crowd off and mouth the words “I will kill you.” Perhaps I suggest you go with one of the first two options. The third is very aggressive and do you really want a video of you mouthing “I will kill you” going around the internet?

7.

Like a normal person you see something cute on social media so you save it by taking a screenshot. However, you aren’t that great at Snapchat and don’t really know how it works and you get caught taking a screenshot becuase it literally tells the other person that you did. Or worse you accidently press the face-to-face video call button with someone you barely know during a time that is very unexpected and maybe not the best face-to-face moment- like when you are using the bathroom.

8.

You have your headphones in and are walking along the sidewalk, feeling yourself like you were a fucking model or a superstar- Suddenly you totally eat shit by tripping on an uneven sidewalk or curb. You pick yourself up and wave to those who saw you fall and say “I’m fine!”. Of course when you turn around you run right into a pole. At this point don’t make any more eye contact and just speed walk away.

9.

You have the hugest crush on some guy or girl and you tell all your friends and family how happy you two are together. You start imagining your life with them: you are feeling amazing and maybe even falling in love. To your surprise, you talk to that “love interest” later and they tell you that you are too much and that they aren’t into you like that they just want to be friends. Or they might simply just ghost you and now you have to tell people it didn’t work out. You can leave out the part about you being crazy as the reason why it ended (for your ego’s sake).

10.

You are in a quiet room and your foot makes a fart noise somehow and you don’t want people to think you actually farted so you say out loud that it was just your foot. Or worse you simply try and do the fart noise with your foot again several times just so people see it wasn’t a fart. This is a lose-lose situation. They still think you farted. 😬

11.

You are in an elevator, standing there not really paying attention. Then you realize the elevator isn’t moving so you start panicking because the elevator must be broken. OMG what are you going to do?! Finally your common sense kicks in and you realize you never pushed the button and have been sitting there not moving- Forever.

12.

You go on a break at work and look in the mirror only to see that either you have something stuck in your teeth or on your face. The worst part is all of your co-workers let you look like that in front of customers for the last 2 hours. It’s been busy and a cutie came in to see you. You definitely gave him a giant smile. That means they did you dirty too by not telling you. Cold.

13.

Someone approaches you and acts like they know you but you literally have no idea who they are or what their name is, let alone how you know them. So you just lightly giggle and smile and nod your way through. Giving them your best, most believable “how have YOU been? It’s been so long!” and then end with “it was so great to see YOU again”.

14.

You had a great date with someone. Everything is went well but it has reached the end of the date. They drop you off at your place and you go inside. Everything is normal- then you realize that you left your phone in their car. Luckily you have a lockscreen on your phone. Oh wait, you took the lockscreen off yesterday because you were trying to multi-task and doing the swipe pattern takes a few seconds that you did not have. Well I guess you wish you could’ve made more time and kept the lockscreen cos now your date is about to know everything about you. Hopefully they at least give your phone back to you when they find out you are secretly dating other people. Or that you texted a friend stating something not the best about your date. This is VERY awkward but if you put yourself in this situation then you sort of deserve it.😳

15.

Someone pokes your tummy and says “someone is getting a little pudgy“.

16.

You go on a first date with a cutie and a few days later they block you on Facebook, Instagram and probably block your phone number as well. Getting ghosted in general is hella awkward, and very fucked up.

17.

Like most mornings, you visit your local Starbucks for your daily caffeine fix. Naturally, they ask for your name. You tell them “Steven”. Cool. Everything seems normal. Your order is actually correct and didn’t take a long time (don’t get me started on how awkward it is when your drink is so bad that you need it remade). During class or at work one of your colleagues points to your coffee cup and says “HaHa your drink says Semen”! 😶

18.

You take your dog on one of it’s daily walks. All of a sudden your dog squats to take a shit and you are in a busy area; You definitely weren’t prepared because your dog already shit that morning. Or for some dumb reason you forgot everything about how the world works and you just didn’t think it was going to go. The shitty part, literally, is you don’t have any poop bags so wtf do you do? You have to act like you aren’t paying attention; definitely look the other way so it appears you didn’t see your dog go- when they are done quickly GTFO! (Come back later to pick it up when you are more prepared, of course. You may be a little careless at times but you aren’t a monster!)

19.  

You went out drinking and got super wild last night. A lot of things that happened towards the end, before you passed out in some random location, are a bit fuzzy and blurry. That is until the help of your friends or your brain remembering things gives you a little clarity. You become aware of all the texts you sent to people and all the things you may have done or said. To make it worse no one has been texting you back all day. Now you feel a combination of embarrassment, confusion and nausea and swear to never drink again- Until tomorrow night at least, duh!

20.

You are talking to someone and they keep saying “what?” or “what did you say?” as if they aren’t paying attention or can’t hear you so you just stop talking and they don’t even notice. Or worse you actually have to keep repeating things multiple times and they give you the “I can’t fucking hear you” face 😶🤔🥱. You should probably learn to speak up a little bit, but damn could they make this any more awkward?

21.

You answer a question someone asks or start talking to someone who has headphones in and are on a phone call. When they say “oh I wasn’t talking to you” a sense of embarrassment is likely to arise.

22.

You have been drinking all night, just having a great time. Your new love interest offers to give you a ride home or to another location. Then all of a sudden you have to go pee so bad. Like to the point where it is a code yellow emergency and you either need to go now or you might pee yourself. You have no choice but to have the cutie pull the car over so you can pee outside. Of course expect it to be the longest, loudest pee you’ve ever had. Worst-case scenario a cop sees you and you get a ticket. Shame, shame. Whatever everyone has to pee so if they don’t laugh then whatevs. Plus this is way better than you pissing in your pants and all over their car.

23.

You stop at 7/11 just to grab a drink and a snack because this is a totally normal thing to do. When you are done you get in your new car. You have one of those push to start buttons so you press it and you get a “no key detected” warning that keeps popping up. You keep trying and same thing- “no key detected”! You definitely have your key so wtf? Then all of a sudden a man comes running out of 7/11 with his hands in the air saying “you are stealing my car”! You look around a little bit and notice that your stuff isn’t in the car and it looks slightly different- This isn’t your car! Why was this guys car unlocked in the first place?! Oops! 🙄

24.

This one is for anyone born before 1990; When you were young, before recording devices were a popular thing, you would call your family’s house phone and leave a message of yourself singing just so you could hear what you sounded like. 1. You sounded awful and were way off pitch 2. You had no idea your voice sounded that weird. 3. You sounded amazing and this is how your career as a pop superstar got started (haha we wish). This kicker is you forgot to delete the messages so the next time they check the answering machine your parents and other family members will hear you doing your best seagull imitation- I mean your best Mariah Carey impression. 😄😉

Stay Awkward, Bitches!

[coelakanths]

is this you?

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YES in fact it is wow how did you get this picture of me

[mark-of-chrysus]

#15

Gun was telling Daniel about how he would use his friends instead if he refuse to create his own crew, watching in delight as the boy's eyes darkened before his face suddenly went blank. He stopped talking, a confused frown pulling at his already twisted features as the boy seemed to look right through him, as if in a trance. Slightly unnerved and a bit annoyed he threw a kick toward him in an effort to snap the boy out of his daydreaming. It worked, just not in the way that Gun was expecting. Before his foot could make contact with the boy's head it was stopped by a tight grip that made his bones creak in protest.

"What's with you now? Are you that angry about me using your friends for my crews?" He mocked, hiding just how unsettled he was by the fact he couldn't pull his leg free.

Thinking quickly, he aimed a fist at the boy, hoping to distract him enough to let go of his leg, but it backfired when Daniel grasped his arm and twisted. He bit his lip to muffle the groan of pain threatening to escape him. What the fcuk was going on? Just a minute ago he was kicking him around like a straw doll and now he was left vulnerable at the boy's mercy. Whatever had happened to cause this sudden switch in him...it wasn't natural.

"My...Jay..." he seemed to mutter under his breath, eyes glazed over, "how dare they... kill them...dare they...pay...death...too kind...bastards..."

An unexplainable sense of fear washed over Gun and he began struggling to get out of the raving boy's clutch. Terror dulled his senses and turned his movements animalistic up to the point where he couldn't think clearly. He had to get away! He had to get away from him! Run! Hide! His instincts screamed at him, overwhelming the usually composed male.

Without warning the boy went silent and his eyes snapped straight to the panicking Gun, who felt every muscle in his boy freeze under the intensity of his gaze. His throat constricted painfully and he found himself losing control of his own body when his white eyes clashed with the other's jet-black ones. He barely even registered when he was thrown to the ground, crumpling like a puppet whose strings had been cut.

Daniel's eyes reminded him of those of a predator, cold and lusting for blood. It was only later that he realized that the boy had been restraining himself from tearing his throat open with his bare hands, though even then, he couldn't tell what he had done exactly to spur this kind of anger in the usually mellow boy. It didn't make sense.

It made even less sense that Daniel just shot him another look, a mix of disgust and anger, and left without another word like nothing had happened. Like that night had just been a dream. Not real, just a figment of Gun's imagination...at least, it would've been, if it weren't for the circle of bruises in the shape of a hand around his arm and lower leg. The doctors said his tibia was almost shattered, as well as his wrist. That was the only proof he had that it hadn't all just been in his head. Something had snapped in Daniel that night.

The Workers' four affiliates were all set ablaze in the following days. Many died in the fire, while others perished under mysterious circumstances in the hospital.

Danny watched the brunette news anchor report on the situation, with one arm firmly clasped around Jay's waist as he rested on his chest. The remote snapped in his hand.

Eugene had somehow survived.

That wasn't a problem. It just meant he would have to go hunting again later. For, now he focused on the sleeping blonde in his arms, nuzzling into this slim neck and inhaling the scene of his cologne. He would never allow anyone to lay their hands on his beloved again. Never.

[hearts-hunger]

baby that danny preview got me h word capital H over here what the fcuk

lmfao to be honest i always have u in mind when i write Danny like "will my sweet m like this" so I'm glad you did indeed like it

[catboynecromancy]

♫ -- K, Adam, Ronan

Alright, gosh, okay this took me FOREVER. Lmao. But here we go. Kavinsky probably has the closest taste in music to me as any of the characters. I imagine he listens to a shitload of trap/dubstep/industrial/hip hop. Anything that sounds dark, sludgy, and has a shitload of bass.

1.       Parents – Yungblud

2.       Starboy – The Weeknd

3.       Shut Me Up – Mindless Self Indulgence

4.       GodLovesUgly  (Zeds Dead Remix) – Atmosphere

5.       HUMBLE. (Skrillex Remix) – Kendrick Lamar

6.       Know you Better – Barely Alive, XO Eliza

7.       My Dad is Rich – Danny Gonzalez

8.       Hydrochloride – Ghostmane

9.       Hush Money – Nitti Gritti

10.   I Do Coke – Kill the Noise, Feed Me

Adam probably listens to mostly classic rock, folk, and indie. I imagine he strives to have as palatable of a taste in music as possible, in great contrast to Ronan.

1.       You’re Somebody Else – Flora Cash

2.       Slow Black River – Iron & Wine

3.       Fortunate Son – Creedence Clearwater Revival

4.       The Chain – Fleetwood Mac

5.       Howl – Florence & the Machine

Now, Ronan, I’m giving you the whole Ronan industrial/EDM list because you in particular know how I feel about him and his flavor in music. So here’s a small list of a few fun and sexy songs I imagine he might like.

1.       Another Level – i_o

2.       Emotional – Flux Pavilion, Matthew Koma

3.       This sh*t will fcuk you up – Combichrist

4.       Red Lips (Feat. Sam Bruno) – Good Times Ahead, Skrillex

5.       Clubhit – Noisuf-X

[akimbohimbo]

as you all know, i feel a lot of things about cats (2019).... so i made a playlist about it. here’s the tracklist, explained in full detail:

Listen to the playlist here! (x) 

Stabat Mater from The Liberation of the Gothic

We must start strong; thus, we begin with a solemn lament. 

Rossini: Duetto buffo di due gatti (Cat Duet)

Continuing with the classical music vibe, but with a twist. Have you ever heard cats sing opera?

Meow Mix Theme

30 seconds of the worst thing you’ve ever heard. It’s better to go into this without knowing anything about this.

Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines from Sounds of the Circus South Shore

A clown song for a clown of a movie. I was tempted to put every single song from this clown group’s discography, but I figured one ode would suffice.

Pussycat Meow by Deee-Lite

Ngl this track slaps. It’s awful, but it slaps. We stan dance music mixed with terrible meows in the background. 

The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang 

This is a sex song. A really bad one. Because I feel like that’s the energy that the entire movie just... radiates, you know? Also it’s 4:20 long, which I think is yet another excellent and justifiable reason for me to add this track. 

Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) by Scatman John

Absolute gibberish. What more can I say? 

Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65

A nonsensical, classic song for a nonsensical, classic film. 

Axel F by Crazy Frog

The most annoying yet iconic song to perfectly match the most annoying yet iconic movie of all time. 

We like to Party! (The Vengabus) by the Vengaboys 

The orgy scene. Need I say more? 

What’s New Pussycat? by Tom Jones but 7 times in a row, followed by 1 It’s Not Unusual... along with What’s New Pussycat? twice more

Thought it would be funny to include a bit of a John Mulaney reference, but I didn’t want to *overdo* it so... 

Winter Wonderland by Christmas Cats

Yes. This is another song where cats are singing. Except it’s tone deaf and doesn’t slap like the initial cat duet I put near the beginning of the playlist. It makes me want to scratch my ears out.

Nyan Cat Theme 

Such an awful, iconic song. 

Go on by Top Cats

Okay this is actually a good song. I just included it because it has lowkey horny vibes and that’s what Cats (2019) is, at its core. 

Vaya Con Dios by The Cats

This song encapsulates the town that the cats in the movie hang around. Kind of dark, kind of sad, yet hopeful in a sense. Another slapper.

Kitty by Snail’s House

I needed to add a cutesy instrumental, alright? There needs to be a hint of playfulness and childishness in this playlist. 

The Rum Tum Tugger from Cats the Musical 

I had to include this song, alright? And it fits perfectly after the song I mentioned prior! 

A Wonderful Awful Idea by Danny Elfman

Another instrumental, except this one is much more ominous and it’s from the Grinch soundtrack. 

Bitches Brew by Crosses

Yet another ominous and dark track. It works, trust me.

I Can’t Stop Farting by The Queers

This song slaps and is also completely pointless, just like the movie!

Kitty Empire by Big Black 

“When the cat’s away, it’s a regular rat day. When the rat’s away, King cat can play.” BARS

this s*it will fcuk you up by Combichrist 

This is a BANGER of a song, and also perfectly describes my sentiments towards the movie :’) It’s also kinky as hell. 

Ascension by Moses Sumney 

As the playlist comes to an end, we come to take a moment to reflect on the grief with which this movie has given us. 

Lament by Teodor Wolgers 

Piano instrumental. Very sad. Much lamentation. 

Everything Is Awful by the Decemberists 

Do I even need to say anything about this? Also, the song is a BOP. 

The Jellicle Ball from Cats the Musical 

I needed to end this playlist with the song that plays during the orgy scene. Surely, you all understand why. This track is a masterpiece. Absolute perfection. Creepy, horny, grandiose, everything you could ever ask for in a playlist finale! 

Thank you for reading this... and I’m sorry for this monstrosity.

[holomoriarty]

I don’t even care how bad it looks, every time a new movie with an elderly butler comes out and it’s not played by Danny Davis (hint it never is) I die a little inside

[untolikeiron-a]

there’s a video on fb of how to tie a tie all these intricate ways and danny’s just watching it both impressed and horrified

[timeslive-inhouse]

9, 23, 30?

9. a song that captures your aesthetic (can be ideal!) 

savior of man by fire down below!

23. your favorite cheesy pop song

good grief by bastille is good and makes me so melancholy and hhHHH

30. your all-time favorite song 

This Too Shall Pass by danny schmidt never fails to make me cry but fCUK it’s good

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was feeling horrible so I kept working on this and??? this is panel three and its already super edgy lmao

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Nicki Minaj’s throng of “Barbz” took to Instagram and Facebook, to rebuke Dancehall veteran, Mr. Vegas, after he described their “Queen” and Drake as being Dancehall ‘culture vultures’, while giving props to rapper Cardi B, following her Dancehall-themed “Passa Passa” birthday party two nights ago. “Unlike Nikki and Drake, Cardi sincerely loves Dancehall. She does not see it as a little flavoring for albums or remixes. The queen dedicated her birthday to wi culture (passa passa dancehall). This is how you know she is not a vulture,” Vegas, who performed at the party, had written on Instagram and Facebook in capital letters. Following the outrage from the Barbz, Vegas edited the posts three hours later and deleted Minaj and Drake’s names. However, the damage had already been done, as some of the Beam Me Up Scotty artist’s fans who stormed his Facebook page to repudiate the claims, resurrected the edited post and re-shared it on the thread. While the accusations against Drake remained largely undisputed, Minaj’s fans accused Vegas of being divisive and of having a personal vendetta against the rapper after he said he did not benefit from her use of Danny Browne’s Filthy riddim for her hit song Megatron, on which Vegas’ Heads High was also laid. “??? Nicki literally samples one of your songs,” one fan wrote in defense of Nicki, to which Vegas replied: “And straight up cut me out of the winnings. Fcuk Nikki!” (at Boca Raton, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CU-6tP6rxCC/?utm_medium=tumblr

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okay BUCKLE THE FCUK UP KIDS BECAUSE I’M GONNA GO ON A LONG ASS SPEIL so to preserve your minds from a long ass post, I’m putting it under the keep reading tab.

(edit: Tumblr f-ed up and uploaded before I wanted to BUT I HAVE UPDATED WITH ART WORK)

Season 1: Season 1 is.... essentially the same as canon DP Season 1. Danny gets his spoopy woopy ghost powers and battles his first ghosts while figuring out how tf being a half ghost works. It essentially establishes our world, the characters, both main and side, and also gives us the basics of ghosts. By the end of Season 1, he proves how well he has gotten used to his powers, stopping Season 1′s End goal antagonist (Either Undergrowth or Nocturn) and gaining the attention of Amity Park’s newest mayor; Vlad Masters.

Season 2: We are first introduced to our one and only, Vlad Masters. Except unlike having only one episode of Vlad being nice until he reveals himself to be a McNasty Ghost, we are given a whole season of him building this fake repertoire of him being a nice ghost, ‘earning’ Danny’s trust by teaching him more about half ghosts, the Ghost Zone lore, and being a mentor of sorts. It actually works, and overtime, Danny trusts Vlad.

Of course, in the season finale, it is revealed that Vlad just wanted to use him, to make a clone, and he had to get Danny in a weak enough position to put him in a machine so he can clone Danny. Sam and Tucker manage to find them, but are ultimately bested by Vlad and terribly injured. Hurt, betrayed and angry, Danny, upon seeing his friends on the ground, breaks himself from the machine by harnessing newfound ghost powers of ice. And boy oh boy is he pissed.

In his aggression, using his new Ghostly Wail on Vlad and growing sharp icicle around him, one of the icicles hurt Sam in her attempts to stop Danny from losing control, and Danny snaps out of it, carrying his friends out and away from Vlad. 

Danny comes out of the experience with new ghost powers that he has no means of understanding, a new enemy, and a fear that he would hurt someone with the knowledge that he actually did.

Season 3: Danny finds himself unable to control said new ice powers, and makes every attempt to avoid using it for fear of losing control. That is until he encounters the Far Frozen after crash landing there, and the yetis of the Far Frozen, throughout the season, teach Danny how to reign his ice powers.

Red Huntress and Dani are introduced in this season, and Danny gains one more ally in the form of Jazz Fenton as she discovers the truth about his brother, but he does not know it yet..

The Season Finale ties the bow on Danny’s ever present doubt of him being a bad person, after his powers have constantly hurt someone, be it ghost or human, throughout the season (Which he gains control of). And you guessed it *Slaps boards*  D A R K D A N N Y T I M E. Our boy Clockwork is introduced, and Danny, using his ice powers and such, manages to face off Dark Danny. He accepts that, while yes, there is always a possibility to him being evil, it does not mean he is necessarily as such, and that being good or bad is a choice one makes, not his powers. (Did I phrase it right? God I hope so)

During the fight with Dark Danny, Phantom discovers that Jazz knows about him, and comes clean with her. Jazz fully supports her brother and they share a heart to heart. It is also revealed that somewhere, in the ghost zone, Vlad Masters searches for a ghost called Pariah Dark.

Season 4:

(Before proceeding, season 4 and 5 can honestly be merged into one season, but oh well)

Season 4 is a pretty mellow season, (This season would probably focus more on the familial and human relationships he has with the people of Amity Park) we have more explanations about the ghost zone and its spooky past. Clockwork also mentors Danny, occasionally providing the ghost boy advice (or in Danny’s case, cryptic words of wisdom). We get our sibling shenanigans with Danny and Jazz, Danny’s attempts art changing his parents’ point on ghosts, and his relationship with his friends, Sam and Tucker.

Vlad Masters manages to break Pariah Dark out of his tomb prison, ( A very dumb move) and the ghosts ban together to stop him. The Pariah Dark season finale arc goes as it is, the ghosts banning together to help Danny ensure that Pariah Dark and his army do not leave the ghost zone and Danny beats his ass.

This means that our boy Danny, basically defeated the King of the Ghost Zone and is rightfully king, but Danny declines, and leaves the Crown and the Ring of Rage with Clockwork, and assumes that that is that (oh he is so wrong)

Deep in the ghost zone, unbeknownst to everyone and everyghost, a force is awaken, angry at what has happened and acts on a promise cursed long ago.

Season 5: Danny is getting flanked from left to right about being the King of the Ghost Zone (espacially Fright Knight who desperately wants to serve a king) and yeah, he's pretty miffed about it because he really doesn't want to be king. And he's technically not King because he wasn't even crowned. But most of all, deep down, he still cannot trust himself with a greater power, espacially since the day he developed his new powers confronting Vlad, and the trauma that was Dark Danny.

Clockwork, being Clockwork, is aware of the beginning of a dark road ahead, one he cannot stop and warns Danny about it

Meanwhile, Vlad comes across a land, deep in the reaches of the Ghost Zone, where all is unassuming until a voice speaks to him, about promises of fortune and power, and to have what is rightfully his. All he has to do is to help her, for she has been trapped in the grounds of land by ancients, jealous that she had more power than them. So Vlad, being Vlad, helps.

Overtime however, Vlad realizes that all is not as it seems..... And as he is about to take the last step in setting the Ghost free, he stops, insisting that the ghost tell him more about herself. However, she manages to free herself, and she tosses Vlad about like he is nothing but a toy before he himself flees.

Turns out the Ghost (Lets call her.... Minder???) Was a ruler alongside Pariah Dark, and together they both travelled the dark path, and devastated the ghost zone and those who opposed them. Pariah Dark was the brawns while Minder was the Brains, but they were in their own rights devastating. The Ancients, before sealing Pariah Dark in his tomb, confronted Minder first. One of the Ancients, a ghost that could manipulate the Ghost Zone, sacrificed themselves to trap Minder in an island, where her tongues of lies and trickery would never reach a ghost (but they never really did consider a halfa huh?)

She had cursed that should Pariah Dark be dethroned of his Crown and Ring, she would return tenfold the rage and pain she felt when they encased in rock, and boy is she angry.

When the ghosts finally figured out what had happened, it's too late. Minder had accumulated her own army, using relics and tools stolen from conquering lairs and with the help of Pariah's army, laid waste, and crushed the core of any ghost that stood in her way.

With this, the ghosts are quick to ask Danny for help, because I mean, he's the guy who took down Pariah Dark. Danny and the ghosts who came to him try to head to Clockwork in hopes that maybe he can stop it. But this, Clockwork could not interfere. This was an inevitable outcome. Clockwork tells Danny that he must stay in the ghost zone to ensure it does not fall apart under Minder's madness and attempt to keep Minder away from the portals leaving the ghost zone, but Danny must make it out if he were to ever ensure Minder's defeat. Hesitantly, Danny and the ghosts leave Clockwork as they make their way to the Fenton Portal exit.

However as soon as they reach there, Minder finds the existence of the portal, and is prepared to leave. Danny stops Minder, facing off Minder and her army and trying to push her back as he warns the ghosts to leave.

Of course the Fentons are startled as to why tf ghosts are suddenly flooding their basement utterly terrified, and Johnny, with a shake in his voice, tells Jazz Fenton that Phantom is still in there.

When Minder gains the upper hand, Danny, in a bid to ensure Minder doesn't leave, fires an ectoblast out of the portal, and hits a part of the portal, effectively shutting the portal down and trapping both of them in the ghost zone.

Enraged, Minder tears Danny apart, and reaches for his core, and in an excruciating moment, begins to crack it with her hand, crushing it. She tosses Danny far into the Ghost Zone, sending him to a slow, painful death-death. And she leaves, swearing that she will, one way or another, conquer the two worlds.

Danny, floating in space, absolutely battered, worn, and utterly,utterly afraid, is flickering. He is unable to maintain his ghost form and flickers from human to ghost and it hurts. He thinks, with a terrifying thought as he feels the core in him crumble, that he'll die in the ghost zone, without the chance to see his friends and family again.

But as his vision fades, a burst of unnatural green light pops in his vision, a familiar swirl of a portal appears.

A familiar figure, a ghost, flies through the portal, cape billowing, as he calls out his name and he reaches out to Danny.

Darkness.

.

.

Season 6:

Danny awakens to find that the ghosts have taken refugee in the human world. Its explained to him that Vlad had rescued Danny and, with the help of Wulf, allowed the Yetis of the Far Frozen to heal him before his core could break. Though unable to stay in the Far Frozen for long with the ire of Minder, Danny's core was healed well enough that Danny would make it and was returned home days before he wakes up. As such, his secret is revealed to his parents, who despite saying that they still love him very much, are also awkward and stepping around said issue.

It's.....traumatic to say the least. While Danny's core had healed considerably, it had trauma, cracks. Because of it, Danny's access to his ghost powers would fluctuate, very much like when he first got them. So he has to start from square one and relearn how to handle his ghost powers with greater difficulty.

Fortunately, he's not only got his friends, but professional ghosts to get him back to shape (i.e Johnny, Skulker and Ember taking an exceptional liking into kicking Danny's ass for training under the watch and glare of Frostbite and Sam Manson respectively)

Its later revealed that Clockwork had passed the Crown and The Ring to one of the ghosts to ensure Danny had some leverage should he face Minder. And while Danny can't wear it given that too much power on a ghost that can't even handle tangibility would be bad, he just....doesn't want it.

With the pressures of trying to regain control of his ghost powers, his fate of him defeating Minder, and the hopes, lives and fears of both humans and ghosts hinging on him, you can say that Danny's overwhelmed.

He's afraid. Rightfully so. But they're counting on him! He should be better at his powers! Better at handling things! Just better! He can't be afraid of a big scary ghost! He can't be afraid of someone just because they almost snuffed the core out of him, he can't! He's 14, he should be able to do this!......

He should......

But Jazz and his family remind him that he's not alone, despite the initial conflicts they face. Jazz being a little over protective, because of the fact that she almost lost her brother. Maddie and Jack learning to deal with the consequences of their portal hurting his son (especially Maddie, who doesn't want to see his son get hurt, and insists that Danny needed his ghost core removed, to which Danny convinces her that its as much a part of him as anything else)

Sam was initially a little closed off from Danny, while Tucker still talked and joked with Danny like usual, but would be a little awkward whenever Danny talked about defeating Minder or ghost fighting. After a ghost fight Danny faces alone despite his condition, Sam gets angry. Because how dare Danny put himself in danger like that without asking someone for help, does he not trust them? Tucker expresses the thought as well, and Danny confesses that he doesn't want someone else to get hurt because of his inability to stop Minder then. In the end, Sam and Tucker tell him that no matter what, they will fight alongside him, because they care and because Danny, despite being half ghost, will always need help, because not every fight can be fought alone.

Vlad is also in a temporary truce with the team. He, Jack and Maddie get their own episode of a semi-Vlad-redemption (I mean come on, the man was hurt, he had everything taken away from him, thrust in a world where he could not understand and no one was there for him when he needed it most. He terribly fucked up 20 years of his life full of hatred, he deserves a redemption arc >:V) Together, along with Technus (despite his reluctance) they attempt a ghost container similar to Pariah Dark's tomb, since the Fenton Thermos didnt work and they come up with a plan to trap Minder in the Fenton Tomb (creative, I know)

Vlad attempts to apologize to Danny, after having some sort of reconciliation with Jack and Maddie despite still having a grudge with Jack, but Danny can't forgive him. Not after what Vlad did to Danny. Vlad practically hurt Danny, his family and friends, made him afraid of himself, and he had been the catalyst for Pariah Dark and Minder. And as much as Danny hates to admit it, he still fears Vlad. Instead, he tells Vlad to prove himself by helping them, helping the ghosts, and standing by Amity Park. Prove to him that he is, and will be capable of change.

Finally, the episode finale begins, the end is nigh and Minder has managed to break her way out of the ghost zone. The team on earth didn't predict Minder's arrival to be so soon. While Sam and Tucker, along with some of the ghosts evacuate Amity Park, Danny and the other ghosts, including Vlad, fight against Minder and her army. Meanwhile, Jack and Maddie attempt to retrieve the crown and ring from its hiding place (its hidden in a place so ridiculous, no one would think about it........its the fridge)

There is a squabble between the ghosts and Minder when Jack and Maddie reveal that they have the crown and ring in hand, (insert epic sequence of Danny hitching a ride on Johnny's motorcycle while buildings come crashing down and flinging Danny towards the crown and ring flying in the air) but finally, before Minder could grab onto the crown and the ring, Danny swoops in and puts it on, and he changes into his ultimate form, cape, sword and all with a costume upgrade baby!!!!

There is an epic fight sequence and they enact the plan. They would push Minder to where the Fenton tomb is hidden, trapping her in an anti ghost shield that would prevent her from escaping, and attempt to force her into the tomb and sealing it up.

Despite the Crown and Ring, Minder is still strong, and once they manage to trap Minder in the ghost shield, with Danny and Vlad inside, there is an ultimate showdown. Vlad and Danny go down, but with a final push, and help from Sam and Tucker, Danny uses the last of his energy to summon his ghostly wail, and Minder falls, stumbling into the Fenton Tomb while Maddie, Jack, Jazz and Vlad seal it up.

The clouds clear, and Minder's army dissipates, and Amity Park, despite its remnants of rubble, is saved. Danny won.

After that, Danny and Vlad, alongside a few ghosts (who insist that they're just waiting for the ghost zone to be restored and are just bored) help to repair Amity Park. Minder is put back in the ghost zone, somewhere unknown. Danny, after some thought, returns the crown and ring to Clockwork. He insists that he is not ready to bear it because he still wants to be Danny Fenton, a now 15 year old who wants to keep his grades up and maybe, go to space someday, and when he is ready to once again carry the crown and ring, he will know.

Danny Fenton is a half ghost, half human. While he started out unsure of himself, and never really did accept one of the either, in the end, he has friends and family as his allies, and even ghosts. He accepts that he is both a Fenton and a Phantom and may not understand it all, but that's okay. Because all he needs to know is that no matter what, he will still protect the people he cares about, Amity Park and the ghost zone.

(W O W IE)

P.s. do keep in mind that this is an idea vomit, and not all of em are probably accurate to cannon, thansk for reading 😔✌

Hey I literally had a creative mind meld where I thought of a reeboot Danny Phantom storyline spanning 6 seasons long with the character arcs and main villains of the seasons in thought already oh god-

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14

14: Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

for Danny Phantom, I somewhat like Butch Hartman ^^’ as for VLD...fcuk man just. everything to do with shipping anyone

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Tempers flare

One Tottenham participant used to be now not pleased with supervisor Mauricio Pochettino having been substituted because of what appeared to be an harm.

That participant comes within the type of defender Danny Rose who’s already reputedly searching for an excuse to depart the membership.

The entire-back has now not precisely were given on with the ones on the membership lately, having criticised the golf equipment switch coverage in the summertime.

Rose were at the sidelines because of a long-term harm however his radio appearances introduced giant issues for the membership they usually even disciplined him.

That didn’t make the connection between him and supervisor Pochettino any higher and his transparent want for a large transfer is rising.

Manchester United and Chelsea are two golf equipment connected with a transfer for the participant and his newest transfer will most effective push him additional throughout the go out door.

Observant audience noticed the participant pass off with a lower to his face nevertheless it wasn’t that which had Spurs enthusiasts speaking.

It used to be his response to being substituted, as he and supervisor Pochettino exchanged phrases.

Danny rose can fuck proper off with that angle downside into the 21s remainder of the season fcuk up his International Cup

— jamie (@jamied90_) December 6, 2017

And that’s good-bye to Danny Rose. What a huge cunt, and enthusiasts nonetheless sought after him again ….. angle issues gets him nowhere at his new membership. Hope united waste cash on him

— khy_ms (@kms1882) December 6, 2017

Rose isn’t satisfied. Poch isn’t pleased with Rose. Can’t see this finishing neatly…….

— Audere Est Facere (@L4yer_Cup_Cake) December 6, 2017

Good-bye Danny Rose. Revel in Manchester.

— SpursNews (@SpursNews1961) December 6, 2017

Tottenham Hotspur have a ‘small membership mentality’ and right here’s why

One explanation why Danny Rose could be taking a look to depart is the ‘small membership mentality’ that some assume the membership has.

That has been claimed as soon as once more this week via every other former participant.

Click on right here to determine which participant that used to be and what he needed to say. 

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