#danny dieing consistently sounds fucking hilarious if he never stays dead honestly
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Alternatively:
Talia: Damian, you will be going to live with your father. Pack your things.
Damian AND Danny: Yes Mother.
Talia: **Flash back to this morning when Danny beat one of their best instructors in a fight, only to fumble putting the sword away and bring the entire rack down on his head. The lazarus water is still drying in his hair.**
Talia: Not you Danyal, Only Damian. You will not survive your fathers house.
DPxDC Al Ghul Twins Quick Thought
Jason, visiting the manor the first time after Damian showed up: *does a double take* Where's the second one?
Damian, stopping in his tracks and looking him dead in the eye: Dead.
Jason, rolling his eyes but dropping the subject: Alright.
The entire Batfam:
#dpxdc#death#danny dieing consistently sounds fucking hilarious if he never stays dead honestly#like#he goes to his room and he's so upset he goes to climb onto the roof to sulk about his brother leaving without him#but he falls and needs rezzed again#its the first time he's manageed to die twice in one day#so they put him in the pit and put damian on the plane#and damian thinks his brother is fine#everyone thinks his brother is going to be fine#as far as they can tell the pit loves him because it never fails Danyal#but this time danyal doesnt resurface#so damian knows he's dead#but is expecting him back#and no ones told him yet that danyals gone for good#(they think)#meanwhile in america#the fentons discover a weird green pool and think they just saved a kid from being drowned by an evil spirit#its actually just danny surfacing near to them for Plot Reasons#(they were out teaching little jazz how to camp and telling her ghost stories)#(i imagine this to be when jazz is about 10 and danny about 8)#(so jazz is still young enough to think the camping is fun and appreciate time with her parents)#(but is starting to wish they could do something different for once)#(BOOM)#(she gets her something different its a baby brother)#The fentons foster and maybe adopt him bc initially they wanted to make sure the ghost didnt come back for danny)#(but they end up bonding with him really well bc he doesnt blink at how weird they are)#(so they just keep him)#(danny may or may not have memory loss to varying degrees)#(next persons choice of flavour)
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