#danny admires the audacity tbh

[evilminji]

Planetarium hands down. He's a Fenton! He inherented the "You're gonna let me ramble on about (Subject)?! :D !!!!!" Gene. His is Space. He would give THE MOST engaging info dumpy ramble presentations about Space you've ever heard? The SHEER manic "I am Space's biggest fanboy, sempai notice me!" Energy? Ask about a planet! A phenomena! Anything!!!

WANNA KNOW WHAT PLUTONIAN DIRT TASTES LIKE?!

You think he would not LIVE for hyper active 12 year olds asking about what would happen if the farted on jupiter? What was Supermans planet like? Can you explode a black hole? Where were the aliens from that thing on the news last week from?

He would be a god damn cryptid in the community. His answers are CORRECT... but he's also answering Very Confidentedly about things folks are either still studying or haven't begun researching yet.

And he keeps BEING CORRECT when they conclude their research. HOW.

(Nothing new under the suns. All this information is there for the Dead to peruse. Lol living people being bound by the chronological order of Time and the boundaries of Reality itself.)

And does he use his seemly endless Space based knowledge for great personal wealth and power? Naaaaaah. He's a funky little mortal god in a sweatervest and jeans, covered in space stickers, with the sort of laugh that fills a room. Standing dead center of a crowd of ENTRANCED kiddos learning about SPACE! Who wants to see some Stars~✨!?

He's king of the Dead. Ancient of Space. The Great One, Defeater of Pariah Dark. But he'd prefer you call him Danny. Tour guide and general gofer at the planetarium. And it's like discovering God with a capital G was just... hanging out a farmer's market running a crafts for kids booth. Or a daycare. Part of you screams "why would he do that?" But there is a part that whispers "why WOULDN'T he?"

Of COURSE Danny would like a chaotic but only in a harmless way sorta job. One where he gets to Ramble On About SPACE! For MONEY. They actually pay him to do this! He used to do it for free!

Course, sometimes magic wielders track him down because the "Need" this or they "Need" that or blah blah "we're here to threaten you" blah. But it doesn't really end well for them. Cause see? King Of The Dead :) Ancient Of Space :) Maybe consider Don't(tm) today, hmm? Now, ya wanna learn about meteorites? Sure ya do. Wasn't asking.

He'd be harmless and terrifying. Unthreatening and Death Destroyer Of All. Just a funky lil dude yet also basicly a God. The ENTIRE JLD would have his enter area of the map circled and a bold red "NOPE!" Written over it. Constantine would refuse to even entire the city limits.

Obviously... Know that he KNOWS about it? Batman's gonna have to go poke this Unkown with a stick.

@stealingyourbones

Short DPXDC Prompts #701

I’ve noticed a recent trend with all of my biggest dpxdc prompt posts:

Danny is in [DC location] and does [insert job here]

So… what jobs do you think would be neat for Danny to have in the DCU?