#dankclan

[meihouwangslittlecumslut]

Hey anyone wanna recreate the terrible warrior cats roleplay I made when I was like, ten

It all centered around a clan called "dankclan" and they lived in a place called the "dank forest". They hunted memes and "dank" animals, also whenever we said what prey we caught, we would accompany it with a gif of that animal

The enemy clans were actually Ugandan knuckles and sanic, and dankclan would regularly fight them over the "dank stones"

So here's one of my characters:

Name: ramear

Species: cat

Gender: female

Love intrest: hawkfrost

Physical description: ramear is a mint-green cat with glossy black claws, black eyes and inner ears, she has gold whiskers and a gold stripe on her otherwise desaturated purple striped flank, she has a blue and pink collar, a black, blue and pink tail, shimmering blue wings, and a grey tuft of fur on her head with ram horns coming out of it

Here's my drawing of her:

As you can tell, the roleplay was a shitshow from start to finish

That's why I want to recreate it

[swordcats]

smokeweed is a valid warrior cats name

“-by the powers of StarClan, I give you your warrior name. Smokepaw, from this moment on you will be known as Smokeweed. StarClan honors your bluntness and your bikes, and we welcome you as a full warrior of DankClan”. Joestar took a step forward and rested his muzzle on Smokeweed, who responded with a respectful lick on his shoulder. Yowls erupted throughout the clearing, loudest of all being Smokeweed’s best friend: Mountaindew. But there was a call missing. As he stepped back and turned to his clan, he scanned the clearing for a plump orange pelt. At the back of the crowd stood Garfield who was staring at Smokeweed with undisguised hostility. Smokeweed sighed and turned away; he would not let the orange cat’s anger ruin this day, his day. After all, it wasn’t his fault Garfield had broken the code. Garfield had chosen to get close to that twoleg, to eat that hideous dish and to chose that dog as his mate. Smokeweed dug his claws into the ground. The dog. If it weren’t for that stupid mutt, Garfield would still be his. His claws curled further into the dirt, tearing it up as he remembered the feeling of stinking canine flesh beneath them. Why wasn’t he enough for Garfield? Why did the mutt make Garfield happier than he did? He was only looking out for Garfield when he attacked Odie! What would Joestar have done if he’d found out! Garfield couldn’t bring a dog into the Clan, and Smokeweed couldn’t lose Garfield! It was his only choice! Why didn’t Garfield understand that? 

[silentshadowbl0g]

*rolls in on heelies* I would join Dankclan because yeah I vape haha *skate boards away*

get out of my house gerard