#dango struggling through an ebg

[alonelysimp]

Congrats on living through the EBG !!

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To our winners, congrats on making it through !!

@helpidkwhattoput @justsidecharacterthings @storytravelled @inazummi @unkownknowledge @myluvkeiji @skywritesstuff @xyliope @tiredzephh @help-wtf-am-i-even-doing @k-kazvha @disoriented-fish @rocwylde @irethepotato @paradise-creator

And to those who lost, your punishment will be that you must respond to all of your asks not only denying the existence of your biases, but you must also steer the conversation over to simping for an open world mob of your choosing

you may respond to the ask in the tags, but regardless of the content of the ask, you must simp for a mob :)

@hqrbinger @simplyxsinned @mocha-bunbun @ka-soup

the punishment will begin in 24 hours, at noon (UTC+8), and end 24 hours after that. losers will be tagged, dw <3

Thank you all for participating, and don't forget to thank everyone who sent you sabotages !!

[alonelysimp]

Dec 2021 EBG Old Bias List

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@alonelysimp - Adrik, Amber, Akio, Ayaka, Childe, Decord, Donna, Dvalin, Elzier, Emil, Engel, Geo, Keqing, Ohm, Orobashi, Osial, Pulcinella, Pyro, Searu, Signora, Xinyan

@hqrbinger - xiao, kujou sara, arataki itto, scaramouche, jean, hu tao, thoma, searu, emil, ohm, sana

@inazummi - ayato, childe, thoma, albedo & kaeya

@simplyxsinned - Childe, scaramouche

@unkownknowledge - Aether, Childe, Diluc, Kaeya, Kokomi, Venti, Gorou, Zhongli, Xinqiu, Jean, Amber, Tomo, Bennett, Sara

@mocha-bunbun - Childe, Diluc, Kokomi, Kaeya, Dainslef, Ayato, Elzer, and Thoma

@helpidkwhattoput - Beidou, Ningguang, Kazuha, La Signora, Gorou, Ayaka

@justsidecharacterthings - Childe, Dainsleif, Diluc

@myluvkeiji - Childe, Tohma

@storytravelled - xiao, xinyan, abyss!aether, lumine

@skywritesstuff - venti, albedo, scaramouche, childe

@xyliope - diluc, albedo

@tiredzephh - Kaeya, Childe, Diluc, Ayato, Tohma, Scaramouche, Kazuha, Tomo, and Xiao

@help-wtf-am-i-even-doing - Eula, Itto, Childe, Yae

@ka-soup - Childe, xiao, albedo, kazuha

@k-kazvha - albedo, childe, kazuha, scaramouche, ohm, ayaka, ei, yae miko, hu tao, searu

@disoriented-fish - Kaeya, Diluc, Zhongli, Scaramouche, Eula

@rocwylde - Venti, Childe, Albedo, Kisa, Adrik

@irethepotato - Beidou, Scaramouche

@paradise-creator - Scaramouche, Gorou, Bennett, Xingqiu, and Chongyun, Beau

[alonelysimp]

Dec 2021 EBG Strike List

and simp pass !!

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@alonelysimp - 2 strikes; used

@hqrbinger - 3 strikes; used

@helpidkwhattoput - 0 strikes; not used

@justsidecharacterthings - 1 strikes; not used

@storytravelled - 1 strikes; used

@inazummi - 1 strikes; used

@simplyxsinned - 3 strikes; not used

@unkownknowledge - 0 strikes; not used

@mocha-bunbun - 3 strikes; not used

@myluvkeiji - 2 strikes; not used

@skywritesstuff - 0 strikes; not used

@xyliope - 1 strikes; not used

@tiredzephh - 0 strikes; not used

@help-wtf-am-i-even-doing - 1 strikes; not used

@k-kazvha - 2 strikes; not used

@ka-soup - 3 strikes; not used

@disoriented-fish - 1 strikes; not used

@rocwylde - 1 strikes; not used

@irethepotato - 2 strikes; not used

@paradise-creator - 0 strikes; not used

[alonelysimp]

Dec 2021 EBG Assignments

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@alonelysimp - Albedo

@hqrbinger - Ayaka

@helpidkwhattoput - Yae Miko

@justsidecharacterthings - Yoimiya

@storytravelled - Jean

@inazummi - Itto

@simplyxsinned - Kazuha

@unkownknowledge - Huffman

@mocha-bunbun - Lawrence

@myluvkeiji - Venti

@skywritesstuff - Xiao

@xyliope - Ningguang

@tiredzephh - Elzer

@help-wtf-am-i-even-doing - Kaeya

@k-kazvha - Beidou

@ka-soup - Tomo

@disoriented-fish - Sara

@rocwylde - Amber

@irethepotato - Childe

@paradise-creator - Sucrose

if i messed up on the assignments (e.g. i gave you the wrong gender, one of your biases, someone you said you didn't want) please just send in an ask and ill reassign you !!

whoever you land on by the start of the ebg is who you're assigned tho, apologies !!

[alonelysimp]

Greetings Comrades !!

As you may have heard, I will be hosting an EBG this December from the 13th to the 20th, so here's the signup form !!

The EBG is open to anyone that wants to join, but there's only 20 slots open !! First come first serve <3

Signups will close at 12pm on the 11th (UTC+8) The new bias list will be posted at 12pm on the 12th The EBG will begin at 12pm on the 13th The game will end at 12pm on the 20th. The punishment will be revealed at the end of the EBG It will start at 12pm on the 21st and end at 12pm on the 22nd All of the times will be listed in SGT (UTC+8)

The hosts for this EBG are me, @alonelysimp, and Curse, @hqrbinger. please feel free to shoot either of us an ask if you have any questions :)

May Barbatos' guiding winds protect you

You favourite EBG host, Dango <3

tags: @justsidecharacterthings @helpidkwhattoput @hushyouu @hqrbinger

[alonelysimp]

Dec 2021 EBG m.list

form + schedule || rules || assigned biases || old biases || strikes

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask !!

[alonelysimp]

dango it hasn’t been 24 hours how do you have two strikes how did you get them-

FUCKINGJING-

[alonelysimp]

sooooooooooo how're we feeling ab the assignments?

[alonelysimp]

look whos come to say hello, dango! <3

that coat looks really warm... its like 20° and really sunny rn, please don't get heatstroke??? I'm sorry I think you have the wrong blog though... I don't think we've met :/ please go drink something cold though !!

[alonelysimp]

Greetings comrades !!

I am (again) joining an EBG !! This one's for the Genshin girls, hosted by Sam (@/3rdgymbos) and Karma (@/marius-z). My old biases are Amber, La Signora, Xinyan, and Ayaka, feel free to sabotage me (but I don't plan on losing this time <3) !! My assigned bias is Lisa.

However, please do join me (and a few other people) in sabotaging Curse (@/hqrbinger) !! It's been a hot minute since she's joined an EBG and I don't plan on letting her make it out with anything less than 3 strikes :) her biases are Kujou Sara, Hu Tao, and Jean, her assigned bias is Ganyu <33

Again, my EBG tag is #dango struggling through an ebg, so feel free to block it if you don't want to see it !! any posts with an EBG tag will not be having a spam tag

EBG info + lineup [ x ] || Strike list [ x ]

Lisa's little malewife, Dango

[alonelysimp]

*cough*

*glances at inbox, seeing the lil blue dot yet again but ignoring it in fear its a sabotage*

*looks away*

[alonelysimp]

selkie!tartaglia seeing you cold and wrapping his coat around you, pulling the warm seal skin tight. the way he'd smile, all proud seeing you in his coat like this. Tartaglia who leans down to kiss your nose because he can't help himself. "You look better in my coat than I do, comrade!" He's as boastful and joyful as usual, but there's that softness in his eyes only ever present for you. haha yea selkie tartaglia and his cute partner<3 -TeyvatTherapist

who? sorry i don't recognize that name, I haven't really touched any other fandoms besides genshin recently :/

[alonelysimp]

Dec 2021 EBG Rules

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EBG stands for Extreme Bias Game. The general rules of the game are that you cannot acknowledge the existence of your bias for one week, and you are instead assigned a bias to simp for.

Participants (and sometimes non-participants) will try to sabotage the players, usually with asks or reblogs, with the intent of trying to get the player to acknowledge the existence of their old biases and making them get a strike.

Once a player has accumulated three strikes, they are out and will have to participate in a punishment of my choosing after the game ends.

What counts for strikes

- Saying your old bias' name

- Reblogging or liking a post with your old bias in it

- Implying knowing your old bias before or during the EBG (so you can't "redevelop" a relationship with them over the course of the EBG)

- Posting about your old bias

- Giving your old bias a vague nickname to refer to them as (e.g. Amber = bunny girl)

- Pfps of your old bias on Tumblr (changing your theme is not required, but it will earn u extra brownie points /hj)

- All rules above apply to tags as well

- Talking about your bias on other sites/apps or IRL is discouraged, but not inherently a strike (so long as I am not notified for it. if someone rats you out that's on you)

What does not count for strikes

- Reblogging sabotages and answering sabotages, as long as it does not break any of the rules listed above

- In-game profiles

- Using your old bias in-game

- Pfps on apps/sites that are not Tumblr

- Mentioning someone's URL (character anon tags are strikes tho)

- Queueing fics about your biases is not a strike, but is discouraged. If possible, please queue it for the end of the EBG as to not cause confusion

All participants will be allowed one simp pass, with a duration of one continuous hour

For that one hour, the player will be able to freely simp, talk about, and post their old bias

As soon as the duration of the simp pass ends, they must simp for their assigned bias until the end of the EBG, or they accumulate three strikes

To activate the simp pass, just make a post stating that you wish to use it and tag me in it

After the EBG is over, please thank all of the people who sent you sabotages

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.

If you're unsure about whether or not something is a strike, don't be afraid to tag me! I will get back to it as soon as possible.

The EBG will begin Monday, December 13th, at 12:00 UTC+8 and end at the same time on Monday, December 20th. All of the participants will be tagged the start and end times, don't worry <3

[alonelysimp]

LMAOOAOAOA DANGO U HAVE 2 STRIKES ALREADY EVERYONE GANG UP ON DANGO /LH

NONONONO DO NOT GANG UP ON ME I AM VERY VERY HAPPY WITH MY BELOVED LI-

[alonelysimp]

unrelated to the pure chaos going on rn, but i think i might host an EBG in december? if anyone'd be interested

[alonelysimp]

look i found a good zhongli fanart [ x ]

omg zhongli is so sexy... i love him sm 🥺🥺