#dangerstrongcop

[deathofamemer]

newmann! bennet! dangerstrong! dangercop! danger... strong... cop? ngu/ira

we out here!!! shit’s going under a readmore bc it’ll get long

edit: READMORES ARENT WORKING, GUESS YOU GET MY SHIT STRAIGHT UP,

newmann:

who wakes up first in the morning: hermann. he’s an early riser!

who’s the first to fall asleep at night: also hermann, but they tend to have late nights most of the time due to their work

what they playfully tease each other over: literally EVERYTHING. bickering is an artform for these two

what they do when the other’s having a bad day: when herm’s having a rough day, newt tries to cheer him up with jokes and his favorite tea, while hermann tends to be a little more affectionate when newt’s going through a rough time and will give him soft sweet affection

how they say ‘i’m sorry’ after arguments: they bicker enough that THOSE dont usually require an apology, but for really serious fights, they both refuse to admit they’re in the wrong, so things tend to get bad for a bit and they separate and go into the silent treatment until things slowly ease back to normal with small gestures of affection

which one’s more ticklish: hermann is, but he HATES being tickled

their favourite rainy day activities: relaxing indoors together, just reading or watching a movie and enjoying each other’s company

how they surprise each other: hermann tends to act quietly but he listens really well, so he’ll give newt things he’s mentioned wanting if it’s within reason, while newt likes whisking hermann away for new experiences and nice dinners and just surprising him with sudden affection

their most sickening shows of public affection: hermann is very much against pda, most of their affection is in private, but literally everyone who watches them bicker knows that its their way of flirting

bennet:

who wakes up first in the morning: emmet does! benny doesn’t sleep.

who’s the first to fall asleep at night: benny doesn’t sleep.

what they playfully tease each other over: they’re generally more soft boys than anything else, but emmet likes to tease benny by flustering him with affection and benny does the same with spiderman kisses

what they do when the other’s having a bad day: they fuckin SNUGGLE

how they say ‘i’m sorry’ after arguments: they don’t really argue much! they’re a stable relationship

which one’s more ticklish: emmet, and he is giggly

their favourite rainy day activities: staying inside, working on a building project together for fun

how they surprise each other: emmet loves to surprise benny with affection, and they both give each other stuff for their respective fixations bc they’re always thinking about each other

their most sickening shows of public affection: all of them, they’re soft and sweet and sappy

dangerstrong:

who wakes up first in the morning: rex does! he’s always been an early riser. but really, neither sleeps that much

who’s the first to fall asleep at night: they both stay up stupid late

what they playfully tease each other over: they’re the only ones allowed to rib each other about who they used to be, because they understand what’s allowed and what’s a genuine sore spot.

what they do when the other’s having a bad day: usually kinda quietly soothing each other or doing something that’ll take the other’s mind off of it. just casual jokes and stuff to lighten the other’s mood

how they say ‘i’m sorry’ after arguments: they don’t argue a lot after the first few loops! they get along really fucking well and know when to not rock the boat, but their apologies tend to be by showing genuine vulnerability and honesty, because both are rare for them

which one’s more ticklish: rex. tickle him and you die

their favourite rainy day activities: it doesn’t rain in space, but they’ll chill doing ‘badass practice’ (movie nights) or playing a game or something. rex is a fucking god at jenga

how they surprise each other: rex isn’t easily surprised because of his whole future sight deal, but cosmo’s a wild card with affection so it absolutely kills rex every time! rex likes to take cosmo to cool places he’s seen in his various travels and just watch as cosmo fails to keep his cool and his eyes light up

their most sickening shows of public affection: when they make out ‘as bros’. they’re so fucking STUPID

dangercop (i assume you mean rexcop):

who wakes up first in the morning: rex does! he’s got a schedule to keep.

who’s the first to fall asleep at night: cop boy. rex’s sleep schedule... could be healthier

what they playfully tease each other over: rex teases dane over being soft and danny over cute shit he does, the cops tease rex over his softer moments too

what they do when the other’s having a bad day: rex offers to spar with dane to let his anger out and will be a little gentler with danny, danny’s a sweet comforting boy to rex and dane will just kinda quietly sit with rex in solidarity bc he’s not good at this kind of thing

how they say ‘i’m sorry’ after arguments: rex doesn’t DO apologies, so he’ll just quietly give them something they like, and dane’s similar. danny can actually do verbal apologies because he’s healthier.

which one’s more ticklish: danny’s the ticklish one! dane is too, but his poker face means you’d never know it

their favourite rainy day activities: baking! or just chilling watching a movie

how they surprise each other: rex likes to do big showy gestures, while any kind of affection just leaves rex as a mess.

their most sickening shows of public affection: danny does soft stuff, rex and dane get more... heated

whatever the fuck you call rex/cosmo/powers:

who wakes up first in the morning: rex.

who’s the first to fall asleep at night: powers, but these three dont sleep much

what they playfully tease each other over: dont tease powers you’ll die; but the same kind of stuff that rex and cosmo tease each other over but All Three

what they do when the other’s having a bad day: these three are constantly having a bad day, but the difference that powers adds to the equation is that red can be legit sweet and blue has no fucking idea how to comfort anyone

how they say ‘i’m sorry’ after arguments: apologies? from THESE THREE? no. there’s only quiet gestures and occasional vulnerability as a half apology

which one’s more ticklish: rex and powers are but if you do it you get your head knocked off your shoulders

their favourite rainy day activities: they chill and relax and nap together, it’s a rare sweet moment of peace

how they surprise each other: red is pretty affectionate, actually! so there’s that, in addition to the normal dangerstrong stuff. blue will give rough affection and then pretend it didnt happen, it makes rex melt.

their most sickening shows of public affection: makeouts makeouts its rough and GAY

ngu/ira:

who wakes up first in the morning: ira! it’s a holdover from his military days

who’s the first to fall asleep at night: ngu, because he falls asleep in ira’s hold. it’s soft, lads.

what they playfully tease each other over: their mutual Thing-y stuff, once shit’s less viscerally terrifying. ira teases ngu over his horrific ties, ngu teases ira over his awful impish streak

what they do when the other’s having a bad day: ira tends to ground ngu in reality and hold him and give him affection and facts until ngu’s settled. ira has fewer bad days because of his basic reaction to Bad Stuff, but when he’s really going through it, ngu can distract him with affection and shit. ira loves listening to ngu talk and these two feel really safe with each other

how they say ‘i’m sorry’ after arguments: they both take some time to calm down and talk it through, and then they just spend quiet time in each other’s company

which one’s more ticklish: i like to think ngu is

their favourite rainy day activities: vidya games and cuddles

how they surprise each other: just by doing little things for each other! ira likes surprising his loved ones with gifts even though he’s always had pretty humble means

their most sickening shows of public affection: weird thing-y snuggles