#dang i can't wait to be devastated by this

[kanerallels]

OH MY STARS HAZEL!!! Did you see the trailer for The Wingfeather Saga season two?? I’m SO excited!!

(I got a little bit too happy during the Artham scene, even if it lasted for like two seconds lol)

I JUST WATCHED IT AND I AM LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND WITH EXCITEMENT NOW!!!!!!!!!! This season is gonna be incredible, even though I KNOW it's gonna end on a cliffhanger since they're splitting book two into two parts (or at least so I'm told). But we still get my boy the Florid Sword! And Maraly!!! And the Fork Factory!!!!!!

(dude that is VALID I freaked out a little too. I'm so freaking excited to see how they show the journey he went through in book two in the tv show!!)

[romsabombs]

OH BOY

Malevolent part 51 "The Purpose" notes

omg purpose... is it about oscar

ok faroe metaphor :(

who did we kill this time😐

what is going on bro

lilith.....!!!!!

HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE??? WHATTT THATS HARD

MY FAVOOORITEEEE💥💥 :3333

this is awesome LILITHH

THE PORTRAIT i was right about this

what the freak!!!☹️☹️ mean as hell

"which is worse, to die or to have never existed?" idk ask shubby

WHAT two weeks😦 new prison pits??

"you've been here from the start" hmm do u think the radio static at the end of each episode is lilith listening in

what is going on bro

ok who is gonna die . i think antoine

oh .. .lilith mention

what is going on bro

two days ago..

bro really thought hed go this far and have no one question his motives

blackstone is just portable kiy

a key huh . thats why kayne needs it

WOAH WHAT WAIT HUH WHA😨

MOOOVE ORTHORR

naur not the horse :(

this is hot

JUST LIKE DADDY HELLOO????😀

that was HOT

"you are being manipulated" ya no shit

arthur my pet🥰<3

shes known about u forever bro

arthur my sweet boy :33

do u think harlans voice SUFFERS doing the lilith voice

ofc we remember the butchers chair..

how is that rabid dog👺 okayyy...

DEAD and GONE 💜

"not all things that are dead are gone. and not all things gone are dead" faroe:(

the campfire light :(( OHH FAROE :(

Bull Shit 😐

THE GLASS? "you thought i'd forget:)"

oh no her magic 🤕

"let me look at it" his blind ass

oh 😟😟😟😟😟

did alia predict this

"something sinister assaults my will" OH 😦

bro they all trust him to have good intentions AND HE DOES but its . but :( but hes giving it to the enemy

"i cant do this without you" ok vro..

WOAH 🤕 nononono :(( god☹️

put him down like a sick dog

:( :( ohhh this is sad . lily all over again

it felt Necessary:(

HAHA evil thing to say

is this the first time characters have talked over eachother

it WAS antoine im correct about everything actually :33

ONE OF THREE?? ohh many more seasons to go

AZATOTH MENTIONED💥💥

ok deadnaming her dad funny as hell

the FLESH!!!!!!! 🤕

"power👺" "is that so😐"

you LIE 😡😡😡

dang he like actually cared about these people?? wild

:(( ohh antoine never survives the horrors

will we have to kill him AGAIN but fr this time???

eat the elephant‼️

day of wrath is near😟😟😟

OH SHES the day of wrath??!!

"how can i keep going" :•(

aw :((( MAN ☹️☹️☹️

what if i bash my skull into a wall

antoine bro SIT DOWN😭

scratch........🧍‍♂️

"is everything alright" "yes m'lord . besides the way i feel" me asf

thats so SADDD protect his ass 😞

they never tell him anything bro

oh wait . no nvm he knows

ohhh hes going mad🤕 jesus christ

talking over eachother again

"oh! 😃 anything! 😁"

antoine....😞

OHHH COME ON :((( WHATAT :( NOT THE WAYLAY 😟😟😟

brother you've BEEN there

his atheist ass why couldnt he jus lie

yeah what the freak . just LIE

WHAT :( :( ohh antoine :( 😞

i love this episode structure its so interesting

arthur loves not taking responsibility for his actions

:(( FAROE :( the fire can't fight the rain

WHY LIT A FIRE THAT IS SURE TO DIE??????? WHAT :(

oh this episode is devastating

he had a life :(

this is CRAZY 😟 NOO ALIA

shes just a girl living in captivity..☹️

she had to sleep eventually 😓😓

"i did not doubt you but i needed to try myself" "i understand" ohh he sounds so defeated

oh antoine 😞😞 send his ass back to the lighthouse

at least he slept ..

"let me see it" BLIND‼️‼️

THIS IS SO SAD dont yell at him bro

nurse hes talking to himself again

OHHHH this is DEVASTATING

god damn it . its the end of the world

we LEAVE her :( 🤕🤕🤕 if i fell into eternal slumber would u leaveme. ..

what thefreak!!! we should try true loves kiss

oh she left us a letter :(

thats TERRIBLE

BRO ITS ANTOINE 🧍‍♂️

lilith shes a girls girl🎀

shes traumadumping

yeah dont give it to her asf

hes like humanitys spokesperson

💥💥DADDY💥💥

racism is TAUGHT 💜

shes losing the idgaf war

shes so passionate about deadnaming her father

hes so HOT idc idc

not for comfort..

ANTOINEEEE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

antoine your whimpering is awfully distracting

lilith help us??🎀

DIVORCE DIVORCE DIVORCE🎊🎊

GOD I MISSED THIS divorce arc

"i need somewhere to scream at the top of my lungs. if they didnt hurt so fucking much" :((( hes so me

YORICK HASNT YAPPED FOR TWO WEEKS??????? fork found in GARAGE

NOOOO dont be cruel :( BRO BRO

WHAT THE FREAKKKK 🧍‍♂️☹️

it was a TEST

has he gone mad 😟😟😟

NO WHERE ??!! 😦

was it a test????

HAHA they dont TRUST him!!!!!!

antoine :( ..... 🤕

they r so alike

i cant believe it was CLICKBAIT

:(( ohhh this is TERRIBLE

HAHA what do we do now like. where are we without hope

god .

hes still ALIVE bro . hes a fighter

OHH what if i SOB and PISS and DIE

HARDDD one of the hardest monologues in the show i fear

purpose mentioned

YAAAA FUCK YOU‼️‼️‼️

WHAT BRO leave our girl faroe alone

"sometimes the things that were in our life for far too little time make the biggest impacts" OHHH WHAATATTT WHAT IF I DIE☹️☹️☹️☹️

whole ass episode about faroe and they aint even say her name once. CINEMA

ohh this MUSIC i fw this HEAVY

her death didnt have to be the end for him :( SOBBING CRYING PISSING

when one door shuts and locks another secret little hatch opens somewhere

NONONONO not today 👺👺

"you do what you have to do. i'll enjoy the starlight" he WINS the idgaf war

im literally gonna EXPLODE

first severance finale now THIS

next episode nightmare part 2 ??? i LOVED that episode im a sucker for nightmare sequences asf

guys i think he finally accepted her death :((

brb gonna THROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vinziel]

Unexpected Revelations

John Dory x Male Reader

A/N: Branch and Clay will have the same color coding except Clay's will be italic.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Rhonda took all of you somewhere. This must be where Clay is if Rhonda smells him near here, all Five of you wander around, then suddenly the large clown machine turned on and a deep voice began to speak "Who dares enter these sacred ground?" "We're here looking for our brother Clay" Branch answers. Then suddenly the machine turned off, and a troll came out, she honestly looked like Poppy but you didn't want to overthink it. The troll began to say "It's been a while since I've seen other trolls! Welcome!" She smiles, being happy to see new trolls around "I'm Viva! Please come inside" Viva leads you all somewhere, there were plenty of trolls "Putt Putt trolls! Lights on for our new friends!" She says, the lights are turning on all around you "Fries and Milkshakes to celebrate!" Viva says, You all began to eat "Woah, this would really go well with burgers" Bruce says, then suddenly all the Putt Putt trolls start to panic, hiding themselves "Yeah we try not to use that word, it just sounds really close to Burgens" Viva explains then a voice says "We call burgers meat circles" The troll walks over and it's Clay, Clay walks over to the five of you, fist bumping you and Bruce and squishing Branch's face. John opens his arms and excitedly exclaims "Clay!" Which Clay responds with a simple "John" You can't help but feel bad for John, he seems so devastated.

Then suddenly Poppy and Viva's bracelets glowed. It was hug time "Wait. Is your dad named King Peppy?" Viva asks "Yeah why?" Poppy answers "You're alive! You're alive" Viva exclaims as she spins Poppy around "You're probably confused. I'm your sister" Viva explains "Dang if only I had a long lost sibling" You say jokingly, which made Branch laugh, Poppy and Viva start to bond, while Clay and the brothers talk about the situation with Floyd. Poppy also finds out that Viva and the other Putt Putt trolls were left behind. Being separated by the others, which is how they ended up here.

It was time to go save Floyd again and as they were all leaving Viva stopped Poppy "Please don't leave" she says, almost begging "Sorry I have to, but you can come with us" Poppy says smiling "I...can't" Viva answers, before letting go of Poppy, as they start to drive to where Floyd is "Are you ok Poppy?" You ask "Yeah... I'm fine" she answers, in Rhonda "So how exactly are the 4 of you going to hit the "Perfect Family Harmony"?" You ask "By practicing" John Dory answers "Well make sure not to mess it up again" You say, snickering "What do you know?" John Dory retorts "Oh I know plenty, I know that you're the type to mess up a performance, just like how you messed up your relationship with your siblings....your relationship with me!" You say, getting a bit pissed, while the others were just watching, this sparked an argument between you two and Branch had to step in between to stop it from escalating "Why haven't you moved on?! It's been 20 years!" John asked angrily "Well I would have moved on if you stayed gone!" You answer with bitterness i. Your voice "Could you two stop?! We're supposed to be practicing to save Floyd right now and you two are just arguing!" Branch interjects the argument, you and John sigh, both of you saying "You're right Branch"

You both stop arguing, you continued to drive Rhonda as the BroZone Brothers start to practice, plus Poppy since Branch invited her to sing again, she wore Floyd's Vest "Wooh! BroZone!" You yell, clapping, they wore their old clothes which honestly made you want to laugh but you kept it in, it was going good, a nice harmony but John stopped it. He complained about it not being good enough "Oh here we go being a perfectionist and bossy" You say "You know what?! The reason I left was because I didn't want to be bossy, because 4 little brothers is a big responsibility?" John retorts "Why'd you think I left? Because I didn't want to be treated like how you treated me" Bruce says "Guys stop! We're here for Floyd!" Branch says, then John Answers "Branch's right, let's just save Floyd so we could go our separate ways again" "Wait what?" Branch asks "What? You didn't think we'd all live together again did you? Roasting marshmallows singing songs" John says, laughing "Oh I'm sorry is that funny to you?" Branch asks "Stop being a baby Branch" Bruce says "Vinz pull over" You did and Branch continues "You all still treat me like I'm a baby, you know what?! i stopped being a baby the moment you all walked out on me, left me with grandma and now she got eaten!. Now I'm walking out on you!" Branch says leaving, you got up from the driver's seat, with a disappointed look "I'm honestly disappointed with you all, I expected better" You say, sighing and shaking your head in disappointment before running to catch up with Branch, with Poppy following

(TBC)

[ctcaptaincorgi]

Alright, so I've been collecting books, one of the ones I've recently acquired was Courtship of Princess Leia and so I've been reading it. I've been enjoying it a lot, there's some drama but overall it's fun and interesting. Anyway, I decided to write out my thoughts after each chapter. I'm currently reading chapter 8, so here's the first 7 chapters.

Chapter 1: The Hapans seem an interesting people. Dang they're pulling all the stops for this. Oh, there's music, what a show. Leia counted all 62 the number of gifts that they gave her prior to the last one? Oh no, why's there a man coming out. Oh no, why does the queen mother want her son to marry Leia of all people? Leia has been to Hapes before? Oh poor Han... WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POUR THE SALT IN HIS WOUND MOTHMA. HAN'S ALREADY GETTING A LITTLE WORRIED AS IS.

Chapter 2: Huh, what's Luke doing in an abandoned cave? Aw... He was looking for surviving Jedi... Oh... He was wanting to know the Jedi's history and how they were taught... The Jedi he was looking for was protecting the Jedi archive? And Palpy had all the data cells destroyed... R2 is trying his best to help. There's one that was missed? Whoop whoop! What's the recording say? Huh, a bunch of Jedi are giving reports on their missions to the Jedi council. Oh, Yoda is talking. People were killed in Dathomir? Knowing the Nightsisters, that's hardly surprised. Of course there's no record of Dathomir. Luke's thinking it might have been a planet devastated by the clone wars. Now I'm thinking back to Grievous and f the separatists invading the Dathomir and killing the Nightsisters. Ooh, Luke's getting a vision of Dathomir. The description seems about right.

Chapter 3: Leia hasn't said yes... But also not no... And she's inviting this Isolder for dinner... Han has flex to fix up the Millennium Falcon. Oh no, they got in a fight. Now they're talking about how the war feels like it'll never end. Aw... Leia said "-then we'll fight for our children"... Oh, Han is calling her out, Leia does kinda seem to have a low for the worlds of Hapes. Ooh, it's because of homesickness. There's other Alderaanians? Of course there would be... It was a whole planet. Why wouldn't there be refugees? Wait, you're telling me that she won't be able to keep ANY of the other 62 gifts she was given in chapter 1 if she doesn't marry Isolder? That sucks. Han may be a tad paranoid, but I honestly can't say I'm mad at him. Leia was there to invite him to dinner with her and Isolder? Oh, Han POV. Horm is seriously catching so many insults. We're spending so much time doing little dogs at him about his weight. Uh oh, Isolder is there. Oooooh, Han's got no filter today. Isolder has an odd accent with elongated vowel inflection? Have no idea what that sounds like, he gets to have a vague nothing accent. Huh, Isolder isn't mad? Oh, shoot, never mind, this man is serious about shooting his shot with Leia and trying to get Han to leave. The prince was a privateer?

Chapter 4: I'm trying so hard to imagine Han in formal wear and I'm not sure that it's possible. Ok, I'm pretty sure Horm is seriously wanting Leia married to Isolder, he keeps trying to get Han to tell her what he said to the prince. Huh, Isolder is mildly steering away from that... Wait, the prince was a pirate for 2 years? He had a brother avenged? So Hapes was originally ruled by pirates who had a thing for kidnapping beautiful women and taking them to Hapes, ergonwhy apparently everyone from that planet is ridiculously beautiful. Very uncomfortable the moment I think at all about that, but moving on. Oh good, the Jedi defeated those pirates and Hapes was just forgotten so the women there decided they'd take charge of their own destiny and never allow a man to control them which was why they had the queen mother as ruler who was said to have no equal in the Hapan language. Very interesting. I was wondering about that. Oh, the prince is the one who wanted to marry Leia specifically? Ok, now that's making more sense. Aw... Leia can't sleep. Yeah, go talk to Luke. Oh my goodness, Leia said it was an emergency so I guess Luke must have bolted because it says he was breathless when he asked what happened. Aw, he's trying to help and not make her feel bad about calling him about an "emergency". Luke's meeting up with her 3 days. Aw, Han's apologizing, ok the "I ended up going to one of the ship's galleys in the middle of the night, looking for something tastier to eat" did make me laugh- Crap, they're fighting again. NO DON'T SAY YOU NEED SOME SPACE. Horm is totally proving Han so right about people talking about Leia as if she already decided she'd marry Isolder. Oh Han, he's going to some shady places to get a planet for Leia's people... The was this is playing out is now making that decision make sense and seen even more desperate. Oof, there's an assassination order for someone? Why does the prince's guard think the order isn't referring to Leia? Oh, Isolder has an aunt? AND he's the last heir of his mother? Oh I see... Fair enough.

Chapter 5: Oh, I'm getting to see how Han gets a planet? Huh, interesting rules for pazaak, gonna have to pocket that in case I need it. Ok, cool, he won. Dathomir is up for grabs? Dang, well at least Han is getting the high stakes games he was looking for. Sweet! Han won Dathomir and is telling Leia! She's happy and he's happy. It's too early for something to not go wrong here. Ah... It's in imperial warlord Zsinj's territory (don't ask me how it's supposed to be pronounced). Poor Han... Leia wants to travel to the underworld of Coruscant and Isolder wants to come with her. Oh don't look at each other like that. Thank goodness Horm is there to kill the mood. Oh shoot, it's an assassination attempt. And the assassin speaks the same language as Isolder? Give Leia some space Isolder, she's trying to push- NOOOOOO... STOP KISSING. THINK ABOUT HAN. NO DON'T GO CHECK OUT HAPES WITH THIS MAN. PLEEEASE.

Chapter 6: Oh no, Han's drunk. Aw, C3P0 is trying to help. Aw... He wants to prove himself. Oh my goodness, I can't with these random bystanders talking. They're just too much. The women especially. SOOOOO thirsty for Isolder. And poor Han can't catch a break. Ok, so now they're all at that one special gathering of Alderaanians to discuss Leia's and Isolder's wedding (despite no agreement being made yet). Oh, C3P0 wants to talk? Oh boy, I can't wait to see the mess. Yeah, he supports the Han x Leia ship. Dang it Horm, I know you're like used to thinking of marriage as a political thing, but- HAN'S KING OF CORELLIA? Ok, he's heir to that title, BUT STILL!!!! HOW???? Thank you C3P0, thank you for explaining how you found this information and how the bloodline traces to Han. Oh shoot, Han doesn't look happy about this reveal. He already knew, didn't he? And now he's embarrassed? Wait, his grandfather was a notorious pirate and king pin? Ah... That's not great for people taking him seriously. Oh my goodness the sass and the T spilling, C3P0 is coming through to wreak unintended havoc and leaving now survivors.

"I am just an ignorant droid and confess that I don't really understand how the actions of one's ancestors enhance our detract from one's respectability. Such concepts are beyond the ability of a model AA-One Verbobrain to process. But since Dalla Suul's illegitimate daughter was [Horm's] mother, I expect that you are infinitely more familiar with the logic of the arguments than I am."

Chapter 7: Hm.... Don't like Leia and Isolder spending time together like this. Of course Horm is calling to tell them that she's off duty for the next few months and that Han has been assigned to deal with the same problem that she was supposed to handle. Man is trying to keep them away from each other. And Leia was supposed to meet up with Luke on Rosche. Aw... Han's so sad. Oh, he quit? Great, guess this is also when he quits being a general like it was mentioned in Heir to the Empire (though never specified beyond that he did some time ago). So he's got himself a plan to get to Dathomir. Not unreasonable to ask Leia to come, I mean she DID agree to go to Hapes with Isolder, I don't see any reason- oh no, Han is loosing it. This- and he's kidnapped her. Oh shoot, Han is going to have to watch out for the queen mother's ships. Because this is a scenario where it is really more ideal that Isolder finds him before his mother does. At least the prince apparently has no intention of killing him. I hope.

[ghouly-boiiiii]

Oh dang, FINAL BOSS BARB!!! Now I am imagining them fighting to the death, Barb with those courser-level upgrades haha. NOW THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING!

No worries!!! I too live for this sort of thing hehe 🧐 Thanks for sharing your thoughts!!!

You make some great points!! That makes a lot of sense, and I think she could go either way. I guess I would just really love for Cooper and Barb reconcile in some way at the end and for her to see the error of her ways.

Barb is certainly manipulative to Cooper at times, but that scene at the dinner table when they argue about dogs not being allowed in the vaults felt genuine to me. I really believe Barb thinks she's doing the right thing, making a worthy sacrifice for the greater good, as warped as her reasoning may be. And she kept the truth from Cooper because she knew he wouldn't agree, and hoped that once everything is said and done then he will see what she was trying to do and be okay with it I guess lol. But perhaps after ACTUALLY seeing what her actions have wrought, she will realize she was wrong. But she won't be able to accept it because it would be just too much. She would have to keep going as she was, as its too late to turn back.

I think if Barb did have second thoughts, it would be something eating away at her over time. Like she would continue telling herself she's doing the right thing, constantly justifying and rationalizing, even as she watches the world go to hell. But deep down, there's that part of her that wishes she would have done things differently. That miss her family and the world the way it was.

I think seeing Cooper would be what finally broke her and tears down all those walls she built trying to contain those doubts. Seeing the devastation and desperation in his eyes when he demands to know about Janey. What happened to her, where is she, is she alive. Can he see her.

Cooper coming out of nowhere to remind her of her old life after all that time would certainly shatter her whole structured world and force her to confront things she'd been running from for a long, long time, one way or another.

But yes, she could very well react by just wanting to get rid of that reminder as quickly as possible. Which in that case... would she try to kill Cooper?? If she did, would he defend himself? Try to kill her??

Ugh, you're right, that is such a wonderfully tragic scenario and of course Cooper will win probably, which means he will have to kill someone he once loved and the mother of his child. 😭

But as long as he gets Janey back, one way or another, I'm good with either! lol

Either way, Cooper has GOT to see Barb again at some point and I can't wait to see how they resolve this in the show!!

You know what I feel so silly because I keep saying the only way Barb and Janey could still be alive is if they were either cryogenically frozen or became ghouls as well, but there's also a third option that I would actually love to see.

That Barb turned herself into a synth in order to continue her work for Vault-Tec and ensure they "outlast" the competition.

If this were the case, I think she would absolutely make the decision to freeze Janey in cryo with the intention of only waking her up when they finally succeeded in their plan of wiping out life on the surface and creating their "perfect world".

However, what I would REALLY love to see is Barb questioning the decisions she made all those years ago. Having seen the devastation that it caused, realizing how absurd Vault-Tec's plan is and that it's never going to happen, and struggling with whether she really made the right choice or not.

Especially after seeing Cooper and what he's become. A man she loved and possibly still has feelings for. And ESPECIALLY for the fact that she hasn't been able to see her daughter in 200 years other than frozen in a cryo tube.

With that in mind I would absolutely LOVE TO SEE Barb redeem herself by making the choice to help Cooper take down Vault-Tec once and for all and probably sacrificing herself in the process.

But before she dies, she tells Cooper where Janey is and tells him to get her out, protect her and let her live her life, and express regret for what she helped cause and the fact that she won't be able to watch her daughter grow up because of it.

So Cooper gets Janey out, and while she's afraid at first, she recognizes by his eyes, voice and hands that its her daddy and gives him a big hug, because one of the last things she remembers is being pulled out of his arms and brought into a vault where he was not allowed to go.

Then Cooper buys that ranch up in Bakersfield and he and Janey and Lucy live happily ever after THE END.

[huevokinder24]

Alchemy of Souls: Light and Shadow

Episode 1

General thoughts:

THEY CHOSE VIOLENCE THIS SEASON AND IM GLAD

The characters:

- Jang uk: THE GLOW UP. THE POWER UP. Yes, he is a little gloomier, who wouldn't be after all he's been through, but I'm so glad he didn't lose his spark despite everything. My baby boy. I'm glad he didn't go full dark (yet) and that he can still tease and be a little bitch with the prince lmao.

He's grown serious, but he's still himself. And GOD, he still loves Naksu so much. This is terrible for my heart. That whole scene in the forest with him drinking in front of the piled rocks in rememberance if her. Him burning the talisman because "if I have this, I won't be able to see you even if you come". DEMOLISHING.

Also, him casually mentioning he no longer wants to live while Love Letter plays in the background??? ABSOLUTELY CRUSHING.

The way he has war flashbacks whenever Naksu mentions marriage? DEVASTATING.

- Naksu: I said it before and I'll say it again: I don't mind the change of actress at all. Naksu and Jang Uk still have great chemistry. I wouldn't stop giggling during their first encounter. Gotta love these chaotic gremlins, that hasn't changed at all.

I know this shouldn't be important but she's so unbelievably pretty?????? Step aside, Jang Uk, if you don't take her as your wife, I will.

I adore this new playful and almost naive side of her. Much like Jang Uk, she's changed, but she's still her. He went darker, she became brighter.

The last scene was both SO CRUEL YET BEAUTIFUL with her being swept away on his wedding day by "her groom" *screams*. SHE, NAKSU, CHO YEONG stepping out of the boat in wedding attire with Jang Uk waiting for her by the shore. Him offering her his hand. Her saying "my dear husband" AND THEN JUMPING AND EMBRACING HIM AND HIM CATCHING HER *uncontrollable sobbing*

HIS REACTION TO THE WHOLE THING. IT HURTS. Probably not as much as a sword through the chest but IT HURTS.

I want more of this, please and thank you.

- Seo Yul: IS HE GOING TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO RECOGNIZE NAKSU??

- Park Dang-gu: my heart feels so heavy for him. Among all the characters, he's the one who's changed the most. His himbo and puppy energy is gone, and not just because he's growing into his new role as head of Songrim, but because... Well. You know. 🫠 I want him to be happy but, at the same time I can't bring myself to like Jin Cho-yeon for now. Hopefully she'll grow a spine, get to know her self worth and stand up to her horrible mother.

- Jin Ho-kyung: absolute bitch.

- Kim Doju: this woman deserves the world. If anything happens to her, I'm suing.

[afreakingdork]

Lmao, of course he'd stage his own intervention. The anal little dweeb.

I can't wait for him to win a cute little stuffed turtle or something, that gonn be cute af.

And he'll give that sappy, love-drunk look from the art ask after Darling hugs the stuffie. (shoutout to the dude who drew that, he looks absolutely devasted but in the best way)

But somehow, I feel like he'll fuck up the dates somehow ALTHOUGH I'm also hoping he gets a taste of his own medicine with his Darling being an awkward git and self-sabotaging too (because they have the 'friend' label now lmao)

Anyway, much love! Toodles

"The anal little dweeb" freaking got me. It was the first thing I read this morning and I cracked up.

Oh man that sappy, love-drunk pic is my phone wallpaper and every time I see it I mirror the same dang look.

All the tasty possibilities 😋

[l1l1l1l1]

Demon Slayer season 2 episode 1

I was so excited for this season to start, and I think I'm going to do reviews each episode like I did for Fruba! Just fyi I already completed the manga but ofc there are parts where I don't remember exactly cause it's been a while!

Firstly, devastated again by Rengoku. Senjuro is literally so sweet and it's so sad to see their father be so awful. I lost it when their dad started crying and said "Kyojuro". It shows though he's a drunk and a bad dad that he loves him. But ofc doesn't excuse his behavior!

Seeing the swords smith chase Tanjiro took me out LOL. I also can't wait for that arc cause Mitsuri and Genya hehe. I liked that they showed Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and Inosuke's training and dang they're ripped af. The scene with Uzui taking Aoi and the other butterfly girls had me dying. The trio plus Uzui is gonna take me out cause their interaction already is great.

[pale-opal]

*Hands this to you both* *Walks away*

"You can't keep doing this to yourself!" Marty's hands were balled into fists as she shouted - she hadn't meant to get this upset. But how could she not, when X was so determined to sacrifice himself like this? "I understand that you're this super important member of the Maverick Hunters, and I know that you've sworn to protect people - but have you ever considered that people actually need you outside of that? That I might need you?!"

X couldn't look her in the eyes. How could he? She was right, of course. It was selfish of him, to some extent. He knew all of his friends would be devastated if he died. But at the same, he would be devastated if anything happened to them. "I - I know, Marty. But I can't let anything happen to anyone that I care about. So I have to do this. For everyone."

But that response did little to soothe Marty's anger. "So it's okay if something happens to you?! Because you just love everyone so much, huh? Well, I love you! I love you, and you don't see me jumping at every chance I get to-" Marty stopped herself, a realization slowly dawning on her. What did I just say? She thought for a moment, and then it came to her: I just told X that I love him.

She quickly tried to think of some way to change the subject. Maybe, if she was lucky, X wasn't even aware that-

"What... what did you just say?"

Dang it!

Marty turned away from X sheepishly, and stared at the water, the sand, the sky - anything but X. "I - I said - I said 'I love you.'"

Marty felt her face burn red as she waited for X to reply. As she did so, it registered that she could've just pretended that she meant it in a friendly sort of way, the same way that X and Zero loved each other or how she loved her crew. But with the way she was acting now? That was going to be impossible. She wanted to kick herself. What if X didn't feel the same way about her? How could she look him in the eye then?

"Marty?"

Marty resisted the temptation to chuck herself into the ocean and swim away out of embarrassment. "...yeah?"

"I love you, too."

Marty nearly tripped over with how fast she turned on her heel to meet X. There was no way she heard that correctly, right? "What?!"

X gave her a shy smile, playing with his fingers from anxiousness as he repeated himself. And from the subtle rose shade X's face had taken on, Marty could tell that he did not mean what he said platonically. "I love you, too."

"Oh." Marty blinked, not entirely sure what was going to happen next. One thing was for sure, though - things weren't turning out the way she had expected. Not at all. But she definitely wasn't complaining. "Well... okay, then."

Honestly early MartyX gives so much “I love you, but I’m not going to go find you” in the sense that Marty leaves to go be a pirate and stuff and leaves X alone and X going to be a Maverick Hunter leaving Marty alone so she decides to become a pirate.

They give SO much angst you guys I legit cannot.

Later they find each other again and all that changes. They cannot be without each other. It’s crazy.

[rachymarie]

Cyclone Update:

Day 7 with no power. Wishing and waiting. Hoping that we get power soon before they start introducing rolling blackouts, as has been rumoured. We need time to catch up power-wise to those that got power two nights ago. Constantly exhausted, and think mum is starting to understand a bit what it's like to be exhausted all the time (as per my mental illness), we've been saying "I just don't have the spoons for that".

People have been really nice offering help and quite a few local businesses have been giving away free food/hot food (meanwhile the supermarkets have been taking advantage and hiking up their prices then labelling them as !low price deals! 🙄

Pre-cyclone we had been wondering where the so-called bread shortage was that was forecast for this year - well now we're seeing it. Bread has become a bit of a commodity. Just wish my friends with power back would offer to drop some ice packs off in our letterbox so we can at least make a vain attempt to eek out the use of our refrigerated food. But only in the letterbox cos we don't have the spoons to be chatty/social right now.

Police Eagle helicopters are having to patrol the streets from the sky at night, thermal imaging and everything apparently. This is to stop the looters. Am hearing that people are stabbing people for food in supermarket car parks/atms and there's been a gunman that MAY or may not have taken a baby hostage the other night.

Of course the mainstream news is being notoriously useless at reporting on the devastation/what's going on here because a they care about is Auckland and Coromandel. Which, yeah it sucks for them but we still need news coverage too as half the country/world don't seem to realize what's going on here. It's kinda chaotic

Also, my telco Spark finally gave me my free 5gb as per their Connection Promise, but it didn't come until I messaged them in the Spark app. I did that early this morning and they replied within about 2 hours and had it sorted which was good. Still a bit nervous about whether the 10.3gb I have now will last me through the rest of this powercut but I hope so. So apologies for not blogging like I usially do with pictures/reblogs but I can't really afford the data to load/browse pics and videos as usual. Also in power saving mode which only allows 4 apps of your choice on top of the basic essentials such as Settings.

It's been especially hard for me as no access to my usual coping mechanisms that require wifi.

Of course that's nothing compared to people who have lost family/friends/homes but it's just been a really hard time on my mental health, with me accidentally overdosing on an anxiety med the other night cos I was so tired and in the dark so couldn't see much and didn't read the label.

So yeah we got advised to take me to the hospital immediately cos I'd had some red wine earlier with bbq dinner but I didn't know that at the time bc that info was kept from me so as not to stress me out further cos we couldn't actually physically get to the hospital as all the bridges into the next city, where our only hospital is, were washed away etc in the cyclone. So instead i was to be monitored every few hours for 6 hours.

Mum got really stressed which was what I was trying to avoid by taking that pill so yeah major fail on my part :/

So now I'm just trying to avoid that particular med and keep ontop of my regular ones and get lots of sleep where I can (usually my afternoon nap as I often have terrible sleep at night). Just tryin to babysit my mental illness as best I can out here.

So power asap would be great. We've been through enough already. We've half lost hope and half hopeful that it will be soon.

In the meantime I might try get back to sorting/organizing my room out especially since it's been hard to deal with that dang drawer unit in the middle of the floor in front of the wardrobe, waiting to be filled and put in the other corner of the room. And with all the clutter it's easier to trip at night in the dark (as per no power)

One upside is that we've got some sweet new solar lamps. Sorry if tmi

[chad-valorant-enjoyer-and-writer]

[ Chamber x Viper ]

Part-13

[ Gilded Gold and Harmless Poison ]

She was in his mercy. They were both on the dirty floor contining their buisness.

For the duration of their journey, they didn't reach home base but they were tipping past third base. His rough calloused hands knew what they were doing, and his perfectly timed ear-nibbling was the bane of her existence. He was quite handsy when Viper gave he consent, they slipped under a few layers of clothing a few times and performed what. Could be called magic. But as it was about to reach the crescendo– they passed the 40th floor– and he stopped.

"Aww~ Mes excuses Mon amour, it seems our stop is nearing." He whispered into her ear. Much to her disapointment. "But I do promise a bit more later on~." His throat rumbled.

He stole a small peck on her cheek as he equipped his Gass mask.

They both straightend themselves as they got ready. Vincent noticed her footing was quite uneasy and assisted her up. Viper just glared, it was much more a cute scowl to Vincent now. "This is your all doing." she mumbled, her ears witha shade of pink.

He chuckled. "Oh dearie~ you have no idea what I can do just yet."

***

Francois had almost lost his voice. These engineer he brought along were all useless. Life support was still on, but ventilation and the air conditioning have not. They short circuited. Probably from an EMP.

The guards have stopped their armors because eof the heat and wer eon the ground heaving from dehydration.

Until he thought it couldn't get worse– the three elevators opened. "Finally! Some help... Form out... Side?" He trialed off.

The three elevators were smoking with a thick fog. Until the guard came into contact with it, it seemed Harmless.

"It's tear gas!!!" Someone croaked in between coughs and sniffles. The guards surrounding them immdially rushed for their helmets. With their backs turned, they were easy pickings.

Bullets rained from the centre elevator as Vincent and Viper excited it.

Francois retreated into a dark corner as his guard dropped dleft and right. "Is he really the black mailer?" A feminine voice asked. Francois turned around to see Vincent removing his gas mask. "I'm not so sure–"

Francois opened his mouth. "Vincent! I'm you fathe—"

Ptew!

A bullet casing fell on the tiled ground. "—but he's dead now." he said, lending Sabine his arm.

Sarcastically playing along, She looked around in the room. It was a shit show. A dead blackmailer, over 200 tons of radiante hidden away in the middle of Santa Fe city– Viper thanked whichever Deity existed that this was Brimstone's mess to clean up.

***

They had long since separated from their hold and were looking around a clearly devastated base. In the distance was an attack helicopter already ready to leave.

None was waving with the speed of lighting. "Cmon! Hurry! The cops are already head here!"

Viper and Vincent arrived infornt of the helicopter. "Well Viper, that was a good chat." Vincent chuckled. "Take care everyone." He gave a soft smile and a two-finger salute. Viper gave a nod before boarding the helicopter.

Vincent watched them as they left and he escaped to the trees.

***

Phoenix was clearly pumped up, unlike his exhausted friends. "Man I can't wait till I get my own gun." He hummed.

"Shut up... 예쁜 소년 (pretty boy) ..." Jett slapped him on the shoulder, half-sleep and tired. Her head fell on the shoulder she just slapped. "Dang. I guess your tired huh?" He chuckled softly, putting his jacket over her.

Not a few minute later, he felt liquid pool on his shoulder. "G-Guys! S-she's drooling!" He tried to hold his laughter, taking a picture. "Also ew."

Yoru from across him scoffed, rolling his eyes. "At least the lady on your shoulder is drooling– mine's snoring."

Skye was indeed snoring, albeit slightly. Killjoy was giggling like a maniac, not long before Yoru threw that remark, Skye started to drool. "You jinxed yourself!"

You grumbled something bad in japanese. "Flower girl owes me a new jacket."

Brimstone was already brewing a non-fraternization lecture for those four, when he noticed a small mark on Viper's ear. Looking at her neck, there was a litter of hickies just by her collar. He will just pretend he didnt notice, she's responsible, not much of a concern.

His headache on how to fix the 200 tons of radianite underneath that compound was starting already.

Sova looked at the window. Now what? He proved his worth and he patched his mistake, it won't ever disappear but he did redeem himself. He can only with the best for Vincent, as he drifted to sleep unto sage's shoulder.

***

A month passed, the radianite issue has been handled by the government, Kingdom had been disbanded and like a thousand trials were held for the criminals of Kingdom. It was fun at first, but it got boring not too long after.

So Brimstone decided to hold a team dinner. In the now famous [ Harmless Poison ] restaurant. Ironically, he got Valentino's contact a few days ago and asked if he could reserve the restaurant.

Valentino was overjoyed and wanted it host it free of charge. Brimstone tried to argue–emphasis on tried– but Valentino shut him down by hanging up. All he could do now is to get the Valorant Agent's to France in semi-formal outfits.

***

In the restaurant, all nineteen agents were enjoying the self-service buffet prepared by Valentino and God can the man cook.

There was Japanese food, Chinese food, German food, Spanish food, turkish– all of the team's favorites were present. They all loved the food. Desert and alcoholic beverages were served after.

Sage raised her hand. "Uhm Valentino, aren't you uncomfortable with us eating this much food?" She was drunk, she's a lightweight, even for radiants.

He just smirked and waves it off. "I'm quite familiar as to radiants having large appetites."

Everyone turned to Viper, who just sipped her wine. "he's a radiant too."

They all gasped. "Really?!"

Neon jumped from her seat. A cool dude and a radiant? That's cooler. "What's your ability?"

Viper and Vincent smirked at each other. Valentino switched out his glasses and removed his contacts.

They were all shocked and struggling for words. Sova guffawed holding a whole bottle of vodka. "You're all idiots if you haven't noticed the similarities– ha! hahaha!— " and he fell of chair, still laughing.

Viper and Vincent laughed alongside him. Comtoher was just speechless and Brimstone just chugged his beer to digest this and the food he just ate.

Vincent then took a tray of champagne bottles from the back of the counter. "I also forgot to mention why we are celebrating, isn't that right, Chérie?"

They looked at Viper for an answer. She just sighed. "What my fiance is trying to say is— we're engaged." she answered, caressing the emerald ring on her left ring finger.

They all lost their shit. Sova was still laughing.

The End!

A/N: this was fun writing.

[copyyoflouis]

Louis worked so hard, fought so hard to get his debut album out, like it took him way too long, his own label if they weren't the real problem first of all, they weren't really helping or making it any easy, he says it was him not really being happy with the pop sound at the end that caused the delay of the album but we all also remember all of his tweets out of frustration with label work, bty had so much potential and literally got pulled out of charts, he wanted to release the album and start his tour by the end of 2018 but dang! What did happen instead? He went on xfactor! Was he forced by syco to do that? Was it the family issues and the possibility that he might have wanted to stay close to his fam cause they were already going through a hard time late 2018? anyway it was such a long battle for him and if I was his partner, if I was his gf of 8 years who happened to be there for the most part of this fight and had witnessed it myself I'd do soooooo much more compared to what eleanor did😟😟 he finally released the album he was working on for years, the same album that supposedly is 99% about me, 4-5 years and I know he went through two devastating tragedies within those years, fought his own label, waited so long and finally released an album that despite not getting much efficient promo went no.1 in 40+ countries!!! And it just doesn't sit right with me that el literally did nothing when walls came out............ she posts about the most stupid things that their dogs do but when it came to his incredible album she did nothing and I just can't get how people don't see a problem with that, but I can't think like them, it even bugs me more now when I think about it rather than back in Feb,

[zwei-rhunen]

Squeenix why do u do dis to me D:

Someone tell the lalafells that there's an untapped market to be had! Level 35-48 jewelry is the latest trend!

A once in a lifetime gil-gathering endeaver for your local, aspiring venture capitalist!!!!

.... in other news, I've been prepping myself for jewelery-crafting shenangians, which means clearing out my inventory LOL

But I got too invested and this time I took the time to research alot of the stuff that I've been hanging onto, and it turns out they're really easy to get later if i really wanted them back.

Most of it was either crafting materials (i thought they were turn-in tokens bc they looked special) or they were things that were fairly inexpensive to buy off other people if I wamted to do that in the future. I'd kept alot of things bc I wasn't as familiar with the UI/the game as i am now back when I tried downsizing in the past. Like I'd hold onto alot of junk bc for example, I'd research about this cool shiny item. and it'd start out so innocently lol.

I'd be like,

"oh I can use this to craft neat gear! Well I'll hold onto it bc i want to do that soon"

but then itd quickly spiral into

"oh, well I need a master crafting tome of X level, and to get that I need to collect these things. Okay that's doable. But wait, to do THAT, I first need to level up these 2 jobs so i can craft/gather the ingredients, alright.. (goes to level up the jobs) ...oh. i don't even have access to the zone that I need to collect those materials in, so then ACTUALLY I need to do the MSQ up to THIS point. Damn, thats kinda devastating bc I just spent all this time leveling lmao. Well, I got this far and i dont want to just toss these items, so ill just hang onto them for now

And then eventually I forgot about the details related to those items, but I remember how let down I felt while dealing with them so i just put it off and eventually they blurred into the clutter of the other stuff going on in my inv/I got invested into other goals lol

But now I've gotten better at asking the right things like "is this item rare? Where is it dropped? What is it used for, is it for crafting or a token or smth else? Also, does an NPC vendor ask for this in return for something cool? Could i buy this item on the MB later on?"

Whereas before, I'd just be like "okay. what can i use this for?? " And then I wouldn't see any crafting use for it, so I'd just toss it, and then 10 mins later id go to Mor Dhona and realize DANG IT was a TOKEN, i coulda traded that for smth interesting!! And it seems like a PITA for me to get again 😭 .....so thus began my hoarding :)

can't regret what you don't discard! lmfaooo

Also said screw it and sold off most of my food bc I realized by the time I worked thru all those edibles, id probably have a sub and would be able to buy HQ food really easily. Like, I'd been holding onto the food from when I had brute-force-leveled CUL to 50, and I'm still gonna have like ~200 hours worth of exp lmao.

I also actually, seriously reviewed the differences in food stats for once in my life (this deserves so much praise tbh bc I do not care for their details as long as I'm getting the exp buff lmao) and realized my level 15 HQ food is useless to hang onto bc my lvl 40 normal foods are still way better, and all this other info that's probably common knowledge lmao (and ik i CAN get more efficient with this if I prioritized food with stats that align with which jobs I'm gonna main for now but um. this is far as I care to go into the weeds with food details for now lmaooo like... no. stop thats too much to worry abt for me 😭😂😂 i mean like, i know (i think i know?) Strength and determination for tank, spell speed/piety for casters, skill speed for dps bc it just sounds like it makes sense lol. So like ill half-assedly try and pick the best stat buff food but its not really smth tht im overly concerned abt atm tbh. Maybe later at a higher level but for now everything seems to be okay without needing to suffer over the details)

So I sold off a buncha stuff off to an NPC and now i have a whole page and a half of space. I'm so excited!

I also reviewed the clutter in my chocobo sidebags and finally traded in the ancient gear drops to Rowena and sold off some faded maps that i realized are really common and can get again later lol

I'd have more space but i think I can use those few items up in the short term so it's just a waiting game for moar space uwu

But, yeah!!

✨️ A page and a half of inventory!! ✨️

I haven't had this much space ever since probably the MIDDLE of doing the main 2.0 MSQ!! xD

[the-energon-hole]

how TFP!Ratchet, Smokescreen, Knockout and RiD! Sideswipe (last bot your choice) react to their s/o standing up before immediately collapsing because their leg is asleep. Their s/o is laughing hard because it's hilarious to them that they can't walk.

Transformers Prime

Ratchet

-You were glad Ratchet was comfortable enough with you to let you sit here with him near his work station- it was nice to just sit and talk while you got to watch him work on his various projects. You weren’t much help most of the time, you weren’t a genius like Raf was, but it was the best quality time you got to spend with him despite you being a little unhelpful most of the time. You took note of how he always mumbled to himself incoherently when he is hyper focused on any give task, it was a cute quirk the grumpy old bot possessed that you wouldn’t dare tell him about out of fear he might stop doing it.

-Sitting here was nice, but you usually ended up getting bad cramps in your legs from always having to be in a scrunched up sitting position. There wasn’t exactly a nice place for you to settle down near Ratchet’s work table, it wasn’t exactly built with a human sitting place in mind. True you can sit like that for hours on end, but sometimes your knees just needed to stretch- and that tingly numbness you felt in your lower legs was an indication that it was about time you stood up to get the blood flowing around your body again. Maybe you will go get some lunch, it was about lunchtime after all.

-You stood up a little too fast, however, and you were unable to correct yourself as you felt your legs give way from underneath you. You met with the ground pretty quick, quicker than Ratchet could react- he jumped when he heard a loud thud from where you were supposed to be sitting. Before he could begin panicking you began to laugh- he was confused and a little angry, you just took a big spill how can you be laughing?! You responded with how can you not laugh- you stood up to dang fast and you just fell over your own feet! You have to laugh at yourself every once in awhile, especially when something funny like this happens.

Arcee

-You were a very patient kind of person, you knew Arcee was a very busy bot- between her duties as a Cybertronian warrior and her caring for young Jack a lot of the time, you two really didn’t get to spend a whole lot of daytime hours together. It was at night time when the busy hustle and bustle lifestyle you both lived that you two were able to spend the most time together. Being able to wind down and relax at the end of the day was actually very therapeutic- but sometimes you just missed her so much you wished there were more hours in a day to spend with each other.

-You had such respect and adoration for what she did on a daily basis, but sometimes you just absolutely missed her. It got boring at night while you sat there on your shared berth just browsing through the internet, mindlessly waiting for that clock to strike a certain time and Arcee would pop through that door with a loving smile and stories about how her day was while you two were apart. You loved hearing everything she had to say, and you know she felt the same way about you- it as a special bond between the two of you, as there were never any secrets or lies.

-When that door slid open early, you could feel yourself beaming as you looked up from your laptop screen, Arcee was home early! It was rare when it happened, but it was always a happy moment that sometimes you act before you think. You gently placed the laptop next to you on the ground as you stood up a little too quickly. You must have been using that device longer than you though, as not only did you get a head rush- your legs just stopped working all together. You met with the ground in a flash, and you felt devastated- how can you be so clumsy in front of Arcee?! That went away pretty quick, as the both of you began to laugh with each other, “I knew you would be happy to see me, but I didn’t think you would be falling all over yourself!�� you smiled from your spot on the ground as you have yet to stand up, you were so lucky to have her.

Knockout

-When riding with Knockout in his vehicle mode- he doesn’t allow you to put your feet on the seat, when in reality you find sitting scrunched up to be a little more comfortable than the standard sitting position. Knockout hated that little quirk about you, but it didn’t bother you that he felt that way- no matter what he says it won’t change! You two loved to tease each other over small flaws you have, it was all in good fun, you both were secure in who you were enough to tease in that way.

-He often liked to take you to nice places like this, you both sat next to one another as you star gazed at the beautifully lit sky. Being from a big city you were never able to see the sky so beautifully like this, so you spent hours staring as Knockout pointed out both Earth and Cybertronian constellations. It was times like this that you really enjoyed being in his company, even though he can be a pain in the rear end sometimes. He could be downright romantic when he actually stops polishing his frame long enough to think about other people, and you laugh as he got all huffy with you for saying something like that.

-He stood up and began to stretch as he claimed it was time to head home and get ready to go to sleep, as he bragged about how hard he works and that he deserves every break that he can get. You rolled your eyes as you watched him transform, but as soon as you stood you felt that tingly numbness that happens when your legs stay scrunched up for far too long. Before you could even thing, you felt yourself hit the dirty ground rather hard. You hear Knockout begin to laugh, saying that is what you get for saying he was vain and unromantic, you just laughed along with him- bad karma strikes again.

Smokescreen

-You and Smokescreen’s favorite pastime was going out into the middle of the desert to see how fast he could push the limits of his alt-mode. It was something that you both did almost every single weekend, and it was something that never got old. You always packed one of those folding chairs with you when he wanted to really push his limits, he wouldn’t want you to get hurt on the off chance he ever lost control. You didn’t mind just sitting on the sidelines watching him race himself, it was like having your very own personal nascar to cheer for, one you could smooch later once he was finished trainning. You could watch him for hours and hours on end, he was so elegant as a car, and even more so when he was a bot.

-That old folding chair wasn’t exactly the most comfortable thing in the world, and you have been meaning to replace it, you just always forget until you are actually sitting in the dang thing. You always sat with your legs tucked up under you, as that was much more comfortable than sitting on the cushion less folding chair. It was a position you were used to being in at this point, so you never complained about it out loud to anyone- what was the point of complaining about it anyway, you could fix it if you could just remember to get new chair.

-You were so caught up in watching Smokey racing that you didn’t notice the numb feeling in your thighs, it wasn’t until he was done racing and slid to a stop in front of you with open doors did you notice it a little too late. You jumped out of your chair, only to effectively landon your front when your legs couldn’t handle the pressure you were putting on them. You laughed as you heard Smokescreen transform and give off a noise of concern- he couldn’t understand why you were laughing, and you simply said that it was fine and that is what you get for not buying a new chair. He didn’t get it, and muttered something about humans being a weird species that didn’t make sense.

Transformers Robots in DIsguise (2015)

Sideswipe

-If there was one thing you knew about sweet Sideswipe, and you boasted that you knew the standoffish bot pretty well, it’s that he can’t get enough of showing off in front of you. Well, showing off and garnering all the attention and compliments he can get in one conversation. You didn’t mind it one bit, you thought it was kind of endearing that he tries so hard to keep your interest and attention- true that it has bad roots stemming from the fact he is insecure with himself, but if your attention helps alleviate those negative feelings than you were more than happy to keep your eyes on him all day and all night.

-In these moments, when he insisted that you watch him train even though you have some work to do, you wished you had a better laptop to do your work on while you sat on the ground a few feet from Sides as he portrayed all his new moves for you. You also wish you had a soft cushion to sit on or something, because the dirty ground was starting to make your thighs and bum numb- especially when you could be sitting her for hours on end. Sides always wants to make sure he gets his moves right, and gets a little upset if you call off his little show off session early. It was a good thing he was cute, otherwise you wouldn’t put up with all this tomfoolery- he, of course knew all of this already. Sometimes you suspected he was testing your patience, and you made sure you weren’t ever going to fail that test.

-Once he was done with this training session he began to stretch out his limbs so he wouldn’t be sore later, and you wanted to join in on that too, as your aching thighs would thank you for it later when you can sit down and not feel how much your bum actually hurt. You went to stand, but your legs buckled under your weight and you felt yourself fall backwards right onto the hard ground, thankfully you didn’t land to hard. You heard Sideswipe stop his movements and you could hear him move towards you, he probably wasn’t sure if he should feel worried or concerned. Once you started laughing though, you could hear him chuckle and say “you’re lucky you are cute, otherwise I wouldn’t put up with these things you do”.