#dandys world parody

[torn-ribbons]

“It’s so lonely…”

Hello! Welcome to a twisted glisten parody by @discothemechanic

Rules:

No phobia of any kind (fear kind is fine)

No naughty >:(

Be nice

Might add more later

Reference sheets v

Will add more info later

[killingyouwithhugs]

HEY GOOB YOU SUCK!! AND YOUR HUGS ARE THE MOST BADDEST HUGS IN THE WHOLE WORLD I CAN DO IT BETTER THAN YOU CAN EVEN WISH!!!

@the-mean-shrimp

...Shrimpo. ... I don't hate you. *Goob grabbed Shrimpo from far away, hugged him tight while Shrimpo tried getting him off, Then stopping and just running away.*

[cosmic-roll]

🍩 hi..! ₊˚⊹☆

hi! oh, i already said that- woops.. anyway, sprout said that i should make a blog on here to talk to people and make more friends! i'm really excited to be here..

some fun facts about me: i like baking, spending time with my friends, and.. um... well, i really like art, too! i like to draw..! if you have any questions about me, then you can ask!

⋆˙⟡ some rules and stuff:

please be nice to others.. everyone is welcome in the kitchen!

keep things kid-friendly, please!

umm.. i can't think of any more. but maybe someday i'll add more rules! maybe

hii guys! ive got dandys world brainrot. oh no. and now ive found myself kinning a cosmic brownie roll. OH NO.

anyway! this is a fruitcake blog, my partner has a paired sprout blog, i'm not open to any other ships, but platonic interactions are fine! any other interactions are fine actually (you can be mean to him but i don't think his friends will react well)

the co-creator is really shitty and i don't condone ANY of the shit rox has done

i follow from ketchfantrolls, my main is ketch-sideblog! (dont question how contradictory that is, dont think about it too hard)

dialogue will be colored blue! descriptions and stuff will be prefaced with this thing: -> this blog has cosmo with more humanized features!

have fun!

[azu-23]

shameful dandys world parody advertising again aaaa

https://discord.gg/7HgAMxsR3a

[starlights-eyes]

low quality screenshots of toons save me low quality screenshots of toons

[buttermander]

Ok hear me out people, Dragon Twisted Sprout

So I've seen how people are redesigning the twisteds and I thought of a fun concept. So you take Twisted Sprout, give him little leaf wings, root horns on his head, and little ichor spines on the scarf tendril, thus we have ourselves a " Dragonfruit". I can just imagine him turning the Diner floor into his lair and he had a whole hoard of stolen kitchen supplies (including a whole oven), the Savory Charm trinket, and old posters taken from the walls depicting him and his best friend. Next thing you know Cosmo finds him and now he has this dragon thing that was his best friend following him around like an overgrown puppy dog. In this case not even the ichor is able to kill their friendship, Cosmo's got a dragon buddy now. Anyway thank you for coming to my Dragon Twisted Sprout Ted talk, I think he's neat. (Maybe I should unleash this creature on the Twisted Rehab ask blog )

...a part of me is slightly afraid of the potentially feral reaction the Fruitcake shippers will have if they uncover this concept....

[the-mean-shrimp]

@handydandyflower

“Oh golly, hey there pal! How’s it been recently?”

DONT CALL PAL WE ARE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO PALS!!!, AND IT WAS FINE BUT YOU RUIN THE VIBE BY JUST BEING HERE!!!!!

[thegreatestgameshowhost]

Heya!

It's me again!

Now, I gotta game show question of the century for ya!

And the question is. . . . .

How much do you, Vee, Love Shelly?

((Just wondering bc alot of people make Shelly X Vee a Toxic or Doomed Yuri. ;_;)

(And as a Shelly X Vee Shipper, it kinda breaks my heart. ;_;))

U-uhm. Well she IS very nice to me and all of that, so confident too... hate to admit but... I do maybe like her more than the toons already know.

((I fw shellevision in a more fluff written way, Vee might just be nervous to admit it :3))

[sgtapollo]

That dandy's world drvg comic uhhh.....

Pt 1

Pt 2

[kitchen-of-the-flesh-glutton]

Well, that cake is a lie.

I wonder what our resident berry boy would think of it?

Resident Berry boy.. Whoever could that mean? The cake ponders on it for a long while, he hasn't seen any ' berry boy ' around here. Not in a good while-

...

not.. in a good while.

he sure wonders that too

he hasn't even thought about him in a long while.. not while asleep.

what would he think of you now..?

The cake tries to reach for the plush, wobbling a bit, though ultimately failed and he decided to stop before he ends up falling over.

Even while twisted, despite everything, this is still a Cosmo.

He misses him.

[ghostsandfools]

🌼🌺🌸Random Dandy’s World Headcanons (but they get gradually more unhinged 😀) 🌼🌺🌸

🌸 - Dazzle likes rocks and has a rock collection

🌺 - Finn can breathe underwater

🌼 - Gigi has a pet spider

🌸 - Boxten is transgender

🌺 - A lot of characters are transgender actually

🌼 - Astro and Sprout are actually the hottest main toons (partially canon 🤭)

🌸 - Dandy is a power bottom

🌺 - Glisten and Boxten have cuddled before

🌼 - Finn is a himbo and I will not be convinced otherwise

🌸 - Shrimpo is bigender

🌺 - Razzle has bpd

🌼 - Sprout has codependency issues

🌸 - Boxten likes inventing and robotics, Glisten likes fashion design, together they doodle robots in dresses.

🌺 - Astro is bisexual

🌼 - Goob has accidentally crushed someone’s spine before

My phone is glitching so I’m not gonna be able to write anymore but whatevssss I’ll make more later :D

[funnybunny1446]

You know when I found out Glisten was a DHMIS oc, I HAD to make this

[killingyouwithhugs]

..am i ok A y?

Youre totally fine, Goob. *Goob was starting to feel normal again, He held himself back good from hurting others... except Astro.* ............ i'm okay... i think?

[Event end.]

[the-dumb-lamp]

hey dumbkney! I WAS WONDERING! IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT AFTER THIS NOT SO FUN ELEVATOR THING ENDS! YEAH I KNOW DANDY LIKE KIDNAPPED US BUT HE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE US FLOORS TO LIVE IN!! SO WHAT DO YOU SAY????!!!

@goody-two-shoes-shrimp

(yes I'm roleplaying with myself but man I need to establish the dumbkney and shrimpi are best friends or try to be-)

oh hi ok yes shrimpi.... but dandy not nice..

[azu-23]

i don't exactly have a follownign but take a look at my dandys world parody :3 thank youu

to sum it up :

nightwoke takes place is a mall, your objective is to take care and and fix generator boxes while surviving through the nights

the equivalent of twisteds here are nightmareds, which are the mascots fears (mascots and nightmareds are different entities, the nightmareds was spawn by-),

toons are mascots, main characters are main toons. Mascots represents a store, and a store/section each has 4 mascots and 1 main mascot (there are 20 sections I'm gonna die)

anyways my ramblings probably dont make sense so uhh

https://discord.gg/ZvqDm2VZZQ

[starlights-eyes]

HEY BADTRO!!! YOUR STILL BAD!! HALFMOON!!!

@the-mean-shrimp

" You are the one toon I would have been fine with not talking with again.. Leave me alone, please. "