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ladamedusoif · 11 months ago
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Baking (Dieter Bravo x OFC! Andie Wallace-Bravo)
A Merry Fic-Mas - December 2
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Part of A Merry Fic-Mas: A Holiday Fic Calendar (click for masterlist)
Pairing: Dieter Bravo x OFC!Andie Wallace-Bravo
Rating: Teen/Mature
Word count: ~1500 words
Warnings: Mild drug references, alcohol references, strong language, implied smut
Summary: Although he’d once been more known for getting baked, these days Dieter is more interested in baking of a different kind. 
Author's note: This entry in A Merry Fic-Mas is inspired by the very wonderful Curls series by @farawayfromwanting/@agentjackdaniels and @julesonrecord. It's an honour to have the chance to add my own tiny little scene to the Bravo-Wallace family story, and I hope their wonderful creator likes this humble little tale of Holiday Dandie.
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Dieter Bravo was not what anyone would call a wholly domesticated man. Marriage and kids had encouraged him to embrace the joys of basic family cooking, but he still struggled with anything beyond the simplest of recipes. 
“I’m an actor, Mamá,” he’d protested as his mother tried to teach him a few of her staples. “It’s basically a given that we’re gonna live on takeout and on-set catering.”
But Dieter had a culinary secret. Baking. In the literal, not metaphorical, sense. Though that was a specialism, too. Less so, these days. 
Even at his hedonistic peak, he’d somehow still retained the ability to produce the best cookies - weed optional, though usually a given - anyone had ever tasted. He didn’t have an exact recipe, just went on vibes. It was soothing, all that gentle mixing and rolling and cutting and baking. He’d made full use of the in-house kitchen in rehab, churning out variations on his failsafe cookie recipe as a kind of therapeutic exercise.
Now, Dieter is swiping through holiday baking ideas on Pinterest while the kids dance energetically to the Bluey opening credits. He’s been the stay-at-home parent for the last couple of months, the strike and production delays for season two of When You’re Lost in the Darkness offering him a welcome chance to stay put and just be a dad. 
Andie walks into the family room dressed in her favourite smart casual outfit of stylish grey coat, white blouse and jeans, makeup subtle and dark curls arranged over one shoulder, her purse slung across her body. She’s in demand, these days, and with Christmas fast approaching Dieter wanted to give her a proper day to herself: get her nails done, have a facial, whatever she wanted. 
“You sure you don’t want me to stay? I feel bad heading out and not staying with you guys on my day off.”
Dieter looks up from his iPad and smiles at his wife. “When was the last time you had a day just for you, angel? We’re fine. Go! Relax! Shop! Do whatever!” He stands up from the couch and shoos her affectionately towards the door, barely letting her pause to kiss the kids goodbye.
Charlie and Ezra do not take their eyes off Bluey for a moment.
Dieter sits beside the kids on the big rug in front of the TV. “So…how’d you guys like to make a surprise for mama?”
Charlie shoots him a look so uncannily similar to her mother’s that Dieter has to pause for a moment. “We’re watching Bluey.”
Ezra nods, bright blond hair gleaming. “Boo-ee.”
“Okay, how about this: we make some cookies for mama, we have lots of fun, and then you can watch more Bluey. Hmmm?”
The children turn to each other as if conferring over their father’s offer. Charlie, as the eldest, assumes the role of spokesperson.
“Okay. But we get to eat cookies and watch Bluey.”
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The Pinterest post Dieter had selected as inspiration showed a perfect, well-scrubbed family enjoying a platter of gorgeous, golden holiday cookies frosted and decorated with surgical precision. 
His kitchen, however, had disintegrated into a case of Pinterest versus reality, soundtracked by Dieter’s personal holiday playlist.
Ezra’s wails drown out the sound of Run DMC while Charlie protests that she wasn’t trying to eat Ez’s bowl of frosting. Her dark curls, meanwhile, are streaked with flour, dough, and sugary globs of red and white fondant icing.
They seem to have somehow used every single bowl in the Bravo-Wallace household, the kitchen countertops crowded with mixing bowls of various sizes and coated in flour and sugar. As Dieter turns to comfort Ezra he skids on what he rapidly realises is an errant egg white.
“Motherfuck- sorry, Charlie. And Ezra. Sorry, Charlie and Ezra!”
No sooner has he picked up his son than the oven timer pings, and Charlie is off her stool and opening the oven door - bare-handed - like a shot. Dieter throws himself across the kitchen as best he can, half-diving to get Charlie away from the hot surfaces while somehow still maintaining his balance with little Ezra in his other arm.
Now Charlie starts wailing. “I wanna take the cookies out for Mamaaaaaaaaa!”
Ezra joins in. 
José Feliciano entreats the Bravo-Wallaces to a feliz Navidad. 
Dieter takes a deep breath and tries to summon up what's left of his holiday spirit.
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Andie Wallace-Bravo has had a manicure, a pedicure, a facial, and feels like a new woman. She even managed to get in some Christmas shopping at The Grove, stopping at the Farmers Market for a coffee before heading home. 
The house seems eerily quiet, though, as Andie opens the front door and steps inside. No TV. Just the faint sound of holiday music coming from the direction of the kitchen. She drops her purse on the hall table and goes in search of her little clan.
“Dieter? Kids?”
“Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I made you cookies! Seeeeeee!” 
Charlie collides with her mother and Andie becomes conscious of something sticking to her favourite grey coat: a freshly-baked sugar cookie, shaped like what she suspects is meant to be a Chrismas tree, and dripping in frosting and sprinkles. 
“Oh! Yes, I can see - hey, where’s your brother?”
Right on cue, Ezra toddles around the corner. He is, from head to toe, almost entirely green. 
He extends his chubby arms towards Andie, who shucks off her coat and picks him up. So much for this blouse, she muses. 
“Dieter, why is our son green?”
Dieter is leaning against the kitchen island, sweatpants covered in what looks like flour and tiny white handprints all over his dark grey t-shirt. He turns to look at his wife and reveals a face covered in splodges of red and green frosting, and hair rendered white with powdered sugar and flour. 
“Hiiiii, angel. We, uh… we wanted to surprise you. With cookies.”
Andie’s heart swells so much that she’s able, somehow, to ignore the apocalyptic scene in every corner of her kitchen. “You made cookies, for me?”
Ezra claps his little hands together. “COOKEEE MAMA! COOKEEEEE MAMAAAAA!” 
Charlie joins in with the chant, beating a loud tattoo on an upturned mixing bowl, oblivious to the dough plopping onto the floor. 
“Dee, my love? How much frosting did they eat, exactly?”
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Dieter had protested when Andie insisted on helping with cleanup. She silenced him with a kiss to his sugar-coated lips, tugging on a pair of rubber gloves to protect her sparkling festive manicure.
“We’re a team, baby. Anyway, if we didn’t tackle this together I think we’d still be cleaning it by New Year’s.”
With the last of the bowls finally washed and put away, Andie reaches into one of the high cupboards and retrieves a bottle of Irish cream liqueur. 
“It’s Christmas, after all, and I have been looking forward to this all day. Come join me on the couch? There should be some cocoa in the cupboard if you want.”
Dieter smiles and nods. “I’ll be there in a couple of minutes, angel. Just want to check on one final batch of dough.”
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When Dieter finally emerges, still in his deconstructed cookie-coated clothes, he’s holding a plate of plain cookies and carrying a mug of hot cocoa for himself. 
“The final batch of cookies.” He places them on the coffee table and sinks into the couch beside his wife, resting his head on Andie’s shoulder. “These ones are, uh, a little different. Special.”
Andie looks at him dubiously. “Special?”
He exhales and stretches out, picking up a cookie and nibbling at it. “Weed cookies. For some much-needed relaxation.”
“Oh. Ohhhhh.” Andie giggles and puts down her glass, picking up a cookie. “Well. Holiday cheer, indeed. Thank you, baby.” She takes a bite, chews, and turns to Dieter in astonishment. 
“Holy fucking shit, Dee? These are insane?!” 
He quirks a floured eyebrow and grins. “Still got it. Still making the best cookies in Hollywood.”
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Andie is two cookies in when she starts to get giggly, tucking her feet under her and whispering sweet nothings at Dieter as he munches on another of his creations. 
“Merry Christmas, Mr Bravo. You’re the best, you know?”
Dieter hums happily to himself, a soft, blissed-out smile spreading across his face. “Mmmm. No. You are. You’re the best. The best best.”
She giggles again and rests her head on his shoulder. “We’re so fucking lucky. Aren’t we?”
He grunts in assent. 
Andie kisses Dieter’s broad shoulder through his t-shirt. “Hey, Dee. Hey. Wanna make out on the couch?”
No answer. 
“Dee?”
A soft snore. Andie melts a little at the sight: her beloved, still the handsomest thing she’s ever seen even if he’s covered in half the contents of their cupboards. She studies his face, reaching out to gently trace her fingers over his gorgeous features, and leans in to kiss his forehead. 
He tastes of sugar.
Another kiss. More sweetness. Andie giggles, and proceeds to kiss and lick the rest of the frosting off her husband’s face.
Dieter opens one eye, half-awake. “Angel, are you…licking me clean?”
She giggles before standing up and helping Dieter to his feet. 
“Sure am. So let’s go to bed where I can finish the job.” She reaches down to pat her husband’s ass, flour rising in a cloud of dust as she does so. 
“Always said you tasted sweet, baby.”
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Dividers by @estrelinha-s
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fermithesilly · 21 days ago
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more Christmas skins
yall are REALLY feeling the holiday spirit huh..
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sketchy-tour · 8 months ago
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Wanted to try my hand at a more sort of story book look! Been a minute since I made a piece like this!!!!
Oh I love these three so so much. Dandy sticks out so much compared to the primary colored pair hehe
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mashedbootatoes · 2 months ago
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Ok art dump
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londoneh · 11 months ago
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Getting in a festive mood!!
⛄️❄︎⛄️
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always-smileing · 4 days ago
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he's ready.
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junkfoodcinemas · 2 years ago
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Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) dir. Joe Begos
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filmap · 1 year ago
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Christmas Bloody Christmas Joe Begos. 2022
Record Store 594 Main St, Placerville, CA 95667, USA See in map
See in imdb
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lcnelyghost · 2 years ago
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DECEMBER NIGHTS - dandy mott x fem!reader
CW: killing & blood references, slight harsh language
SUMMARY: it’s christmas eve, and our beloved dandy’s attitude takes a turn for the worst when both him and dora start an argument with one another. he storms out of the house in his fit of rage, causing you to go out after him and show you’re lover how we should all be treating each other at this happy, festive, and loving time.
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“Oo! It’s a cold one out there tonight!” Dora exclaimed, returning back into the house after previously shovelling some snow in the garden.
You took a look out the window, noticing that Dora wasn’t lying whatsoever. You smiled as you watched little snowflakes fall from the sky, landing softly onto the ground.
Dandy lay on the sofa nearby, grumbling at how he couldn’t open his presents just yet. He hated Christmas Eve. Getting to sleep was impossible. The excitement of all the surprises he’d soon be getting kept kicking in, practically making the poor dear totally desperate at this point.
He glanced towards where you were standing, also noticing the cold weather outside. Dandy barely managed to stop himself from rolling his eyes at the sight of snow. Just last week, he’d adored how frequently it was snowing this month. That was until he’d caught a horrific cold and found himself stuck in bed for the next few days. Sneezing, sniffling, and constantly coughing viciously throughout his time being ill. He recovered quickly, of course. With Dora’s homemade soup and you’re running around after him, he was better in no time.
He then moved his eyes to take a good look under the Christmas tree, scowling at the unopened presents laying underneath. Both you and his mother, Gloria, knew better than to put all his presents in the playroom. It didn’t take a genius to figure out how quickly they’d be torn open. They were for Christmas, and Christmas only.
“Miss, would you care for a quick snack? I’d be more than happy to fetch you some candy canes and s’mores?” Dora smiled at you.
“Oh that would be lovely! Yes, thank you.” You told her politely. She rushed off to the kitchen, preparing you’re batch of sweet treats.
Dandy only scoffed, slightly offended that Dora hadn’t even offered him anything. Not that it was that big of a deal. If he wanted something THAT much, he could easily kick up a fuss and his mother would insist that Dora get him what he wanted right that second.
Dora soon returned with you’re snacks, setting them down on the glass table.
“Enjoy!” She said, just getting ready to leave the room.
“You never asked if I wanted anything.”
Both Dora and yourself stared at Dandy who was now sat with a massive frown on his face.
“Dandy, you know i’ll share with you!” You told him happily, holding out the plate of candy canes.
He pushed them away, looking back to Dora.
“Boy, you know damn well if you want anything you’re just meant to ask. I made enough for the both of you, so stop you’re complaining.” Dora scolded him.
Dandy quickly leaned forward closer to Dora, his temper slowly starting to break.
“You’re the maid. If you offer one person, then you will offer the rest. It’s simply just having manners, Dora.”
“Hah!” She laughed. “Manners? Oh, you ain’t seriously gonna talk to me about manners.. are you? And I don’t need to offer you! Because everyone in this house knows you’ll demand for it anyway!”
“Guys..” You warned.
Dandy furiously stood up from his spot on the sofa, marching towards the exit of the room. “Shut up, Dora! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!”
You heard him stomp his way downstairs, heading straight for the front entrance. You ran to go get him, but the door had already been slammed shut.
Dora watched you leave after him. “That boy is one rude little shit..” She grumbled under her breath.
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You tried to see through the snowy blizzard, roaming around the street just a tad bit away from the Mott household. Before you left, Dandy’s car hadn’t moved an inch. So you knew he was just out in this cold weather, alone.
A car passed by, the headlights shining brightly. As it drove off, you saw the shape of a man standing close by.
“Dandy?” You called out.
The man was quick to whip his head around, shivering pitifully. “Darling? Is that you?”
Well, that one was voice you certainly recognised..
You felt a wave of relief pass over you, approaching you’re cold beloved and beginning to feel unsatisfied with his lack of warm clothing.
“Oh Dandy.. you must be freezing! We need to go back home, love.”
“No!” He snapped. “I don’t want to go back and see her. She’ll hold this against me like she does with every other little thing I do wrong!”
You reached out for him, pulling you’re lover closer. “Sweetheart, please. It’s Christmas Eve. We don’t want to miss tomorrow, hmm? All those lovely presents under the tree.. just waiting for you to tear them open.”
You noticed the now intrigued look on his face. His eyes darted from one place to another as he shivered. The vision of a perfect Christmas with the two of you sneaking it’s way into his mind.
“Dandy, this is a time where we should all be happy together. Not arguing nor holding grudges. Come now, we’ll leave and get into more comfortable clothing. I doubt you want to catch another cold.”
He cringed at the thought of becoming ill again and took you’re hand, happily walking back to the mansion.
You heard him giggle softly. “Y/n, when we arrive back home, can I open one of my presents?”
“Dandy, Dandy, Dandy.. what am I going to do with you?” You smiled.
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the-mean-shrimp · 1 day ago
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Shrimpo, 1 milimeter of sushi, Franz Kromer,
opinion on thanksgiving? And, I’m sorry if someone already asked this, what’s your opinion on shrimp alfredo?
…Ever been to an Applebees….?
— Janon, no longer dressed as Janon for Halloween (they’re now dressed as Janon for Christmas)
I HATE ALL MIDDAYS!!!! AND SHRIMP ALFREDO FUCKING SUCKS!! WHAT IS APPLEBEES!!!! AND ITS NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS YET DUMBASS!!!!
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spacewolf-77 · 2 days ago
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THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER!!!!
Its Christmas!!!!!
MARRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!
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i will create a little Christmas comic or story(idk yet) about dandys world and how i would think they celebrate Christmas!!!
Main characters would be- Finn(mainly), Dandy, DazzleRazzle.
:3
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Shrimpo, shrimpster, krill,
….To put it simpler….uh…
Do you vision right?
— Janon, putting up Christmas stuff in November
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I GUESS SO??
(STOP THAT!!!)
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thedandyrobot · 11 months ago
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Christmas does not exist in the Dandy Robot world.
Happy Holidays!
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aclue-aclue · 11 months ago
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A gifset for each episode of the fourth season of Blue's Clues (06/24)
A Blue's Christmas with You!
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Merry Christmas 🔔🎁🎄
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fossilcrafts · 8 days ago
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are people trick or treating in like peoples asks on tumblr ?
i've seen like ,, one mention of tumblr trick or treats and idk what it is but it sounds fun can i trick or treat ? how does it work what does it mean ..
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slowdive1994 · 11 months ago
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tis the damn season (write this down)
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