#damn.... if bots could get the delicate witty nuanced joke that it is! /sarcasm

[daddy-ul]

I hope I'm not late!!

why I started following you: first I saw your url and kinda left me shocked but curious about ? (I'm not gonna lie, it really stands out of the rest of the fandom-like url's) I didn't had many of Lars blogs around me dash and so, checked out a bit your tags vibe (if that's a thing?) and dug your comments a lot! like, about anything related to them I think I just love the "oversharing" bc for me it's the healthy amount - AND sometimes IT'S necessary especially if you're into bands. You're very cool and positive, I also love that you're the second person I know that says duders ? (Lars being the first ofc) Anyways, lots of love from me home, take care and stay safe uwu 💜💝💜

Never too late for ya, maiden! The 'door' is always open, see?

But, you gotta now, you got me a lil embarrassed, like, straight hands-to-face-i'm-hiding embarrassed (lol) bc..... my url, my DAMNED BELOVED URL!!!1!

This story comes in two parts.

1. Before tumblr I never interacted with any metallica fans (except casual listeners), so in my head the reference/quote that is in my url was obvious! Bc! Like! In my head, when I think about what's in "the bible" of metallica lore, jits = the old testament sjsjsjsjsjsjs; and mission metallica is basically the new testament.

So, i was "ohhhh, must quickly snatch this url! I hope no one else thought about it before! Fiù! No one did! Yay!!" Look at 2020 me, happy of her clever, VERY RECOGNIZABLE, reference.

2. I, for the life of me, can't get innuendos or the likes. 8/9 I will miss it, ESPECIALLY if I said it inadvertently. (*flashback to me at the end of kingsman 2 when my friend tried to explain to me 5 times that 'backdoor' was an innuendo and for 5 times I didnt get it*)

So, I was blissfully unaware UNTIL ....the p0rn bots arrived jsjjjsnsn and, boy, do they keep coming! (Last week 3 of them followed me IN A SINGLE DAY)

They think I'm one of them and plz, mx bots, I am not. I'm just a dumb a itty bitty fandom blogger shitposting about almost 60yo rock dudes! No hot, young, vintage babes (except if you like smelly long haired ones)

That said—

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Glad you dont mind the tags/ramblings! If there is one thing me and the danish menace have in common is the uncanny ability to babble on and on, lol! But, I mean, this is my blog and I am like that. Why bother hiding it?

I'm super glad you like my online persona bc I totally dig yours! And thank you for being curious and not stopping at the weird url dnsjsjsjsjsj bc, truly, I love being mutuals with ya!