#damn this was long as fucjk

[dyklopces]

*pays u attention* hiiii I only go here(here being pjo) for the valzhang . Feel free 2 use this ask as a hc dump :}

lee i owe you my first born

it doesn't take leo long to say he's in love . if he makes eye contact with someone and then they smile at him ?? game over . he tells everyone he knows that he's found The One

this being said . when he sees Frank for the first time . he doesn't feel any romantic attraction

mostly cause Frank thinks he's annoying and talks 2 much . also yknow Fire Powers and franks life force being dependent on a piece of firewood

frank is seemingly the exact opposite . he falls in like a lot slower (demi Frank rights) so when he meets Leo his first thought is "why is this tiny person screaming "

don't get me wrong . Leo thinks frank is Beautiful but like , not anything to ride home about . so what if he can nail a bullseye from 100 yards and turn into a lion . Leo doesn't think he's cool or scientifically interesting or kind of funny in that weird dry way grandmas are at all, shut up

I cant remember the books plots exactly cause i haven't read them in years but like , over time as they almost die together for the millionth time , they start to trust each other instinctually. they talk to each other now , and joke around

side note, when leo makes frank laugh for the first time , he has to almost immediately run away to piper to talk thru how he APPARENTLY has a crush !! how . when did this happen . piper why are u laughing

(she tells him that she's the daughter of love and she knew from the start and leo almost lights her room completely on fire from how embarrassed he gets )

the more leo talks it thru the more he's like. oh he thinks im annoying huh . im in way too deep now ! shit !!! he hates me and im in love with him !!!!!! why do the gods hate me piper . im too sexy for this help

she comforts him cause like , she knows frank genuinely doesn't like him rn . she has Vibes but romantically speaking she knows that atm it's one sided

frank , having been Abandoned , talks 2 Hazel for a bit (they are best friends ) and is like . is this what having friends My Age is ? laughing and leaving and nearly dying ?? huh . wild.

leo decides to be himself about the whole situation and Ignore It . it is fine he is fine he's just in love with someone who hates him . he is Okay and Stable and Normal and Not Upset About Anything , Hazel , Why Do You Keep Asking .

this goes on for a few weeks and franks confused cause whenever he makes a joke leo laughs really hard and then says he has "Very important and Shipley duties to attend to . not crashing and such . bye"

and then . Leo gets sucked up or whatever and is on calypsos island for a week .

in my world they're found family and LOVE EACH OTHER , thank you very much , so they all are desperately searching for him everywhere they can think, and Jason says "he's nowhere .. " cause Jason is a repressed emo and percys like hm . Well

frank, being Distinctly upset, immediately sees when percy puts the pieces together, demands he explains . so he does , and as upset as everyone is, they decide to try and help stop the end of the world or whatever.

leo has been having a Week on calypso Island . no one's looking for him, the only human company he has hates his fucjking guts , he has no way out . its literally His Personal Hell and he spends it damning every god he can think of cause like . what are they gonna do . put him on an island where he's functionally alone and can never get off and none of his friends even care ?

as is in canon, he and calypso reluctantly bond over lost loves and dead moms or whatever I can't remember .

eventually, he tells her about Frank, and how Frank could never like him like that, let alone love him.

calypso laughs in his face .

"first of all, I bet 100 drachmas he's in love with you too . second of all . so what . I would kill to have friends like that."

this time, when he promises to find a way off the island for her, she says "Good luck with your boy, boy. May the gods be on your side"

when leo shows back up on argo II everyone's like :-D !!!! LEO !!!!!!! and piper has to Hold frank back from tackling leo in excitement . they just hug rly hard :-) (BTW at this point she knows it's requited and if she weren't so thankful leo was back safe she'd pull his ear and call him stupid)

in the final battle , yes I am skipping ahead my hands hurt , Frank gives leo his firewood and says "don't be stupid, leo . people love you . " Which is as good as a confession you're gonna get before you almost certainly die

when leo Does die, frank goes fucking insane .

he doesn't leave his cabin at the roman camp for a week and when he does, he spends all his time at the archery range . he doesn't talk to anyone but Hazel.

he and annabeth have a conversation about losing someone before you can say you love them , but he barely responds cause like . percy came back . Leo won't.

about a month passes like this , and eventually he goes to chb to pray to hades / Pluto whatever who cares, ans be like . treat him well.

leo then shows up out of the sky, on a Dragon, carrying a Random Girl who immediately hugs leo, punches percy on the arm then hugs him too, and frank faints like the KING he is

when he wakes up in the infirmary, leo is at his bedside, still w the random girl, holding a cup of nectar . he hands it to frank and starts rambling nervously, explaining where he was for the past month and apologising

frank just . grabs his hand . says "I told you to not be stupid."

leo then reaches into his belt and pulls out the firewood

they confess and kiss :-)

[romanovftedelgard]

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Last

Drink: Monster, like my 3rd one today.

Phone Call: my father, he wanted me to go buy something and I forgot what it was lmao.

Text: ‘BKFJBBOBEAJONinfsgnioenp’ my friend sent me a meme

Song: ‘Born Ready’ from Marvel’s Rising - Dove Cameron

Time You Cried: at 5 am re-reading parlor tricks from @chuwaeyo​

Ever

Dated someone twice: hell no I ain’t tripping on the same rock twice

Kissed someone and regretted it: I don’t think so...

Been cheated on: sadly, yes

Lost someone special: yes

Been depressed: hell when am I not

Gotten drunk and thrown up: not really, I’ve been drunk but I've never threw up

Favorite colors: black and white lmao a basic bitch

In the last year you have

Made new friends: YES

Fallen out of love: yesss

Laughed until you cried: lmao yes

Found out someone was talking about you: yESS

Met someone who changed you: nope

Found out who your friends are: daamn this shit deep, yes

Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list: ...those were dark times in my life

General

How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl: like 3 of ‘em lmao

Do you have any pets: welp, my sister has like 4 cats and I am the one always taking care of them

Do you want to change your name: Not really

What did you do for your last birthday: Play on my ps4, my family and I don’t make a big deal of birthdays

What were you doing at midnight last night: reading fanfics and drinking

What is something you can’t wait for: HALLOWEEN!!! bc of the overwatch event tbh. In Spain halloween is not something really important

What are you listening to right now: Flight in G-minor feat. Dirty Cello - Amp Live (it’s SUPER BADASS AND I PLAY IT EVERYDAY)

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I don’t think so, no.

Something that gets on your nerves: telling people that the joke is not funny anymore and they continue doing it

Most visited website: it’s either Tumblr or youtube

Hair color: black!

Long or short hair: short, kinda like Korra’s hair

Do you have a crush on someone: do famous people count? yes

What do you like about yourself: how curious I am, I’m always reading shit about science or space.

Want any piercings: ugh yeah my eyebrow

Blood type: I don’t know LMAO I don’t really care

Nicknames: Lesbian goddess by a friend of mine bc I’m always like, this girl is so cute i lOVE HER and shit and because I am ALWAYS talking about women

Relationship status: single and honestly better that way

Zodiac: Virgo

Pronouns: she/her 

Favorite tv shows:  b99, Voltron, Wynonna Earp, Supergirl season 1, but I love the episodes where mon-el is either yeetED into space, or leaving :)

Tattoos: I’M GETTING ONE THIS MONTH OF SUPERGIRL’S COMIC CREST 

right or left handed: right handed

Ever had surgery: yes when I was a kid I was playing and fell into a sharp corner and hit my chin and it literally fell and I had to get it stitched back lmao I was crazy back then obsfianfdbsbfirwh

Piercings or ear piercings: nope

Sport: I love playing sports with my friends! I was also in kickboxing for two and a half years.

Vacation: Look I live in the Canary Islands and the only place I’ve gone is Madrid for Camila Cabello’s concert

More general

Eating: sushi

Drinking: monster (I’m always drinking monster or coffee tbh)

About to watch: rewatch Legend Of Korea or Supergirl s3 but I don’t want to see Sanvers breaking up I spent a fucking week crying over them and I still do sometimes

Waiting for: death and Marvel’s Spiderman which is 5 dAYS AWAY 

Want: good grades and get to study what I really want (it’s great that this is my last high school year)

Get Married: meh I mean, if it’s with the right person

Career: Editing videos and pictures a photographer or a special effects thing y’know

Which is better

Hugs or and kisses

Lips or eyes

Shorter or taller 

Older or younger I don’t really care about it

Nice arms or stomach

Hookup or relationship

Troublemaker or hesitant In between

Have you ever

Kiss a stranger: yess

Drunk hard liquor: yeeeessss

Lost glasses: nope, I’m really careful with my glasses.

Turned someone down: yes bc the girl was creepy as fuck

Sex on first date: nah

Broken someone’s heart: shit I don’t think so

Had your heart broken:  yes

Been arrested: almost, I was partying with my friends on the beach and we were smoking the night of San Juan (they light up fireworks and shit and people usually gather in the beach) and a cop went near us but we managed to hide our m*ria. Look 

Cried when someone died: yesss

Fallen for a friend: sadly yes

Do you believe in…

Yourself: sometimes 

Miracles: nope

Love at first sight: eeeew not really, bc love at first sight is only liking the body of the person (idk if I'm explaining myself, lmao sorry)

Santa Clause: when I was a kid

Kiss on the first date: yeeeess

Angels: have yo seen Chyler Leigh ?? yES I DO

Others

Best friend’s name: Lili*na

Eye color: Black 

Favorite movie: Logan fucks me up, Tomb Raider (all of them, both Jolie’s and Vikander’s, Infinity War even tho it fucks me up, Justice League bc of Amber’s Mera, Thor: Ragnarok bc Valkyrie and Hela??? cold beat my gay ass, Spiderman HOCO bc Zendaya and Laura Harrier??? yes please, Suicide Squad bc Margot Robbie makes me feel so freaking gay and also The Greatest Showman :)

Favorite actors: Madchen Amick ( alice cooper on riverdale) have y’all SEEN HER JESS CHRIST, Elizabeth Olsen, Tessa Thompson, Lucy Liu, Madelaine Petsch, Vanessa Morgan, Katie McGrath, Lauren German, Chyler Leigh, Melissa Benoist, Odette Annable, Floriana Lima, aLL THE ACTRESSES FROM ONCE UPON A TIME but the girl who plAYS ANNA MAKES ME SO FREAKING SOFT (Elizabeth Lail)