#damn muscles

[polarsirens]

This is death itself. This is the biggest and baddest thing in all of fairy tale, and you want to set it free.

[andi-o-geyser]

local gang of dnd players intimidate and viciously bully game show host sam reich, threatening to push his ass down the stairs like he's a 90-year-old grandma in a retirement home. more at 8

[thereweredragonshere]

Astrid should have had a more realistic build. Fight me. FIGHT ME.

[liiittlehand]

The -_- gathering

[da-janela-lateral]

I see plenty Dad Reigen out there but where are my Dimples exhibiting weird uncle behavior

[khattikeri]

it's amazing to me that lan xichen isn't gay according to word of god, because what older brother (especially in homophobic xianxia universe china) instantly realizes his little brother is gay and in love just bc he's high strung and irritable lately thanks to a mischievous new boy in his class. it's one thing to tease or jokingly ask if there's a crush involved. it's another to Know.

and because what guy insists on a sworn brotherhood with two other men whose relationship with each other is publicly fraught, unless he really likes them both and is compromising because he knows he can't have them any other way? because a sworn siblinghood relationship is treated similarly (though not exactly) like a family via marriage?

lan xichen you are not slick no sir i know what you are

[mothcpu]

been playing project diva

[hand-some-faces]

🥵😘👅

[chesedelhim]

new discord update is like literally the worst update of an app ive ever experienced and im putting that over tumblr fucking live

[hemipenal-system]

this is kinda different but hear me out. human with chronic pain whose larger monster partner is normally very gentle with them so they don't make the pain worse, snuggling them and doting on them lovingly after

and then the human gets new medications, which work so well, but make them drowsy as a side effect, and they keep falling asleep, but they don't have any real pain anymore. and they're pumped, because it means they can really get fucked the way they want without being incredibly sore after.

their partner is understandably worried about this, but the human assures them it's not anything to worry about, so they go at it, claws digging into them, long, slow thrusts, rhythmically pounding the metaphorical life out of the human they're using as a breeding bitch

and then the human yawns. and then they yawn again. and the monster really thinks they should stop but the human's begging, no, please, i've wanted this for years, don't stop, i want you to use me, so they don't stop

and then they fall asleep. and the monster probably should stop at this point, but their human feels so fucking good, and they're really asleep but they're still moaning a little bit in their sleep, and oh that makes it so much hotter for reasons the monster doesn't really want to pick apart right now, and they really can't stop themselves as they groan and slam their hips in as far as they'll go, whining with need as they breed their human, who they know would ask for this anyway if they were awake

and the human blinks slowly, looking around as their partner slowly lays down on top of them, realizing what happened when they feel the throb inside them, and they've definitely just found out they like something they've never heard of before.

[themisterhip]

They do fit Saitama, just keep trying ówó

[skriblee-ksk]

STITCH EVENT ART!!! AS I PROMISED!!!

chat. chat. if i ever say i want to draw muscles again. just take me in the back and shoot me (show me this drawing. all the pain will come flowing back). could NOT get the anatomy right but it’s first try so fuck it we ball⁉️‼️

Jack had so many lines about surfing that i just. decided on this. yeah. also self-indulgent JacKiyuu for funsies <3 she wants to learn how too surf well but keeps getting distracted by how cool Jack looks. perchance.

And!! Another self-indulgent JackRyoKiyuu now that @kathxrat-01 FINALLY dropped Ryoko beach ref (/j she drew allat in one sitting)

Overheater and Miss Ghost tm goes straight to Ryoko (when available) if they don’t feel up to par. THE qpr ever in fact.

Stitch Event Doodles: Part 1 | Part 2 | Outfit Ref

Taglist (ask to be added!!): @kathxrat-01 @distant-velleity @scint1llat3 @elenauaurs @boopshoops

@lumdays

[princessgiggles333]

Mash and Finn start dating, and after a while of getting past the awkward stage, they’re comfortable enough to casually act like they’re in a relationship—except Mash has no clear idea of what that looks like.

He noticed that Finn had begun to wear more and more of his clothes, the ones Mash wears when he goes out to town with the whole friend group, and gets flustered about it a tiny bit because Finn looks absolutely adorable when swallowed up by his clothing, Mash decrees. But since he had extremely little experience with relationships—being in them or just simply being an outsider seeing one—he assumes that he’s meant to do the same thing to Finn.

Cue Dot walking into their dorm room after classes to ask Finn for help with his alchemy homework and finding the couple already studying together—one wearing a shirt that’s two times his size, the other wearing a sweater that is about to BURST at the seams from being stretched so tightly. The sleeves only come down to just a little past the middle of his forearm, and when Mash yawns and stretches, his midriff is exposed. They aren’t really similar sizes whatsoever, after all, and the muscles tend to fill out the sweater more than Finn’s slimmer physique does.

While it is at the expense of his clothes, Finn absolutely allows it because he, too, thinks his boyfriend looks cute wearing his clothes—for less typical reasons than the ones Mash had, but it’s alright because Mash isn’t a very typical boyfriend :)

[hotndfunny]

DAAAAMN!!!!

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