#damn is it some homoerotic tension between ezio and boromir??

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What would they think on young Ezio Auditore being a part of the fellowship (Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir)

Request by @fucking-with-elves

I actually don't know if you would write it, but on your main acc I saw you love ac 2, so I thouth of maybe you can write a headcanon for how Legolas, Aragorn, Gimli and Boromir would think about young Ezio if he somehow fell into Middle-Earth and ended up being in The Fellowship? Multifandom headcanon :D Lots of love from me to you 🥰🌻

Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir -> Ezio Auditore da Firenze

TW: Multifandom: LOTR + Assassin's Creed 2 (Ezio trylogy)

AN I am so excited about it 'cause Ezio is my absolute favorite Italian boy and I have thought about him being in the feloowship before ahhaha

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What would they think on young Ezio Auditore being a part of the fellowship (Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir)

Aragorn

They found him surrounded by at least 30 orcs and Aragorn was the first to run on top of his strenght to help a stranger

He felt an initial shock when he saw that guy standing in the circle of 30 dead bodies

For a solid minute he was feeling miserable comparing his own fighting skill with Ezio's

Like we all know Aragorn is fighting beast but Ezio?

"How did you kill them, is it some kind of magic? You haven't drew you sword..." poor Aragorn didn't know about Ezio's hidden blades and that blew his mind

At first Aragorn was thinking Ezio is one of the Rangers of the North

So he though Ezio's clothes is strange since it's all white and not help him to hide in the nature

He grew fond of him fast enough since he knew Ezio's skills are most welcome in their journey

But sometimes Ezio annoys him by being way too childish, duh boy is only in his twenties

And also by his showing-off, like climbing on everything he sees, making everything looks swag-ish... Just, man, be s i m p l e

Though sometimes Aragorn seeks Ezio's advise, 'cause sometime he can produce really good and wise thoughts. But just sometimes

Ezio told Aragorn the story of betrayal of his family and that he have to live in permanent disguise and Aragorn can feel that

So despite the fact that Ezio sometimes annoyes the Mordor out of him, he thinks of adopting him as his once missing son

Also Aragorn always asks him to teach him some moves when they both have time for that, cause, once again, he feels so bad about his fighting skills when he looks at Ezio in battles

When they was in Rohan he really hoped Eowyn would someday switchs on Ezio 'cause he himself finds Ezio the way more charismatic and favorable among women

Not because he didn't want to hurt her by tellling her that he still loves Arwen

Aragorn promised Ezio he would talk with Lord Elrond about him and they will try to find out whether he can make his way home or not

Legolas

At first, same as Aragorn, Legolas was puzzled by what that stranger did with all of these orcs all alone

He finds Ezio quite captivating: from the way he fights to the way he climbs a lonely ancient tower and sits on top of it in the most funnier way just for chill

Legolas finds it great how easy-going Ezio is

He also adores Ezio's direct, posed, theatrical humour

Unlike Aragorn, our fasion diva quite likes Ezio's outfit. Is it weird? Pretty yes. Is it sutes him and makes him looks even hotter? Hell yeah as well. Legolas aproved.

Btw Legolas tried it on himself - the entire Fellowship lost their shit laughing at him. It seems Legolas is too tiny in shoulders for that outfit. He's jelous though, cause he loves how it looks on Ezio.

He sometimes goes feral when Aragorn asks Ezio and not him to check the way orcs took, cause Ezio literally see their trail. That's Eagle Vision, bitch

When Legolas is proudly talking about his elvish boots that help him play tricks on gravity, Ezio jumps from the top of the tower and landing in the hecking haystack without being damaged. Legolas is furious, he broke a rib when fell off the horse and this bastard jumps off the freaking tower without being hurt.....

Legolas is quite impressed with how easy learning Sindarin is for Ezio. Once he became interested in this weird language Legolas speaks, he wanted to learn it and he learned it pretty fast. Little Legolas knew how many languages Ezio knows: Italian, Latin, Spanish, English. And now Sindarin.

Legolas is happy to teach Ezio how to use bow, since it seems the bow is the only weapon this allien hasn't master the skills to

Since the day Ezio told his hometown is one of the centers of art and culture on Earth, Legolas cannot stop asking him about Florence culture and art. He is fascinated by Ezio's stories, especially by his painting of Cathedral of Santa Maria del Fiore

He also asks him about Gods and religions, since he asked what Cathedral is and after Ezio's answer got only more questions

Gimli

Thanks Aüle Ezio is not another flawless elf

Thanks Aüle Ezio is not another flawless human *peeks at Aragorn*

Laughts hard when Ezio tries to empress everyone by doing his parkour and messes up, falling on the ground

Laughts even harder listening to Ezio's grunting when he's carrying anything that weighs more than 2 pounds

Since Merry and Pippin often climb on him just for fun, you can imagine how often Giml laughs at his grunting

Hates Ezio for he always achieve the highest count in killing competions

Also loves Ezio for he always achieve the higher count in killing competions that Legolas

He genuinly loves Ezio for pissing Legolas off

Gimli's studying Ezio's armour and weapons. Hidden blades and hidden gun especially, for he has never in his life seen these weapons.

He tried Ezio's hidden blade, put it on his hand. Gimli freaked out when the blade popped out under his palm and Ezio chuckled at him

"Did you really have to cut your fingers to use this machine?" the panic in his eyes was understandable, though Ezio wasn't that scared of cutting his own finger when he got to know that he have to. Thanks God his friend was joking

"In ancient time, before this blade has been modified- yes, that's why assassins still greet each other by placing their palm, with ringfinger bend, to their chest" he explains "Missing ringfinger was the only assassin's hallmark before, so they could identify each other while being in disguise"

"Aye, lad, I'm glad you have your finger"

Greets Ezio with assassin's greeting to make him feel more homey

Gimli is amased with the axe skills Ezio has. Forget what he said about "not being flawless" the guy is hecking one-man army

After Ezio told Gimli we have our own town under the mountain - Derinkuyu - and that he wanted to visit it but hadn't the chance yet, Gimli is desperate to show him Moria and Erebor

Teaches him Khuzdul name-calling, so Ezio could mock Boromir not in Italian only

Boromir

God this man is Ezio's biggest fan

"You are welcome to join Gondor's army, so my guys could have a week off" he said with his eyes wide open and his jaw hanging, after watching Ezio destroyed 10 orcs in 10 seconds

Follows him around all the time

As Gimli, Boromir is strucked by Ezio's weapons, but unlike his friend, he's more interested in his hidden gun. It blows his mind 'cause WHAT IN THE NAME OF ERU IS IT????? HOW DOES IT WORK??

He almost shot Legolas by accident - bullet got stucked in the tree near Legolas' hand. Legolas went feral and Ezio froze for a secon. That was the last time Ezio gave his gun to someone.

"Gondor does no need a Ring now to destroy Sauron" he says at least ten time per day

Everyone jokes he simply fell in love with Ezio

Even Ezio jokes about that

Sparring, sparring, sparring. They always dueling, making fun of each other with Merry and Pippin

Boromir gets equally offended and amused when Ezio mocks him in Italian, cause he doesn't understand a thing

"Legolas, this Italian language is more beautiful than yours"

Excited to introduce Ezio to Faramir

Actually offered him position of a combat mentor in Gondor army

Ezio teaches him different military tactics he knows from history books and warfare studies

Boromir says his favorite are Alexander Nevsky's tactic at Battle on the Ice and Sun Bin's destroying of Pan Juan and his army. Though, neither of these two tactics are useful for Boromir, since Gondor does not have lakes with ice and usually it's Gondor's cities that are occupied, he still really loves these two, since he thinks they are both outrageously cunning and smart

Despite Ezio can beat his ass without much effort, Boromir always in his older brother™ mood for him

"Do not make fun of him he's from ANotTEr WOrlD!!!!!"

Boromir really loves to walk with Ezio and just listen to his outrageous stories and to tell Ezio his own in return

A small part of his heart want Ezio to stay in Middle-Earth forever, 'cause he has found a great friend in him

Same goes for Ezio, he realized he do not have much friends like Boromir back at home. Ideological brothers - yes, but real soulmates? Leonardo only

AN So that's it! That was a joy to write, but I am still kinda nervous about it hahah I really love Ezio tho. So I hope you liked it as much as I do

So Boromir gave him his one-of-a-kind dagger so if Ezio gets home someday there's something that would remind him of his friend

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