#damn boi he thicc that’s a thicc ass boi

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This was only supposed to be a continuation of the art swap post because I left out Strahm in the pig mask… and then I added more. Oops.

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Drawing challenge: draw this frame in your art style!

((Sorry for the low quality, Netflix doesn't allow screenshots so I took this with a different phone))

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uh. Brain Drain !!

oh dear lord i just realized i kinda drew him with big hips… I’m too used to drawing females aaa- but it’s okay Brain Drain can be a lil thicc ;3

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GYATT DAMN!

I removed his undergarment and I am not sorry as a Frieza fangirl <3

Can I explain why I edited this screenshot below? Hm…I guess it is again this Frieza thirst ;D I don’t know if tumblr see this as an NSFW content because you only will see his glorious butt, but that’s why I hide it. 

So if you really want to proceed it is your own risk and your own responsibility, I mean I have warned you. :>

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Prompt: Jaune is new pool boy hired by the Schnee family on. The first day Jaune was working he saw Willow walking out completely naked. She laid down on a lounge chair on her flat tstomach, he then saw Willow spread her thicc ass with her hands showing him her's wet and pussy's and look at him with a lustful look at his throbbing bitch-breaker.

Jaune did his best to ignore the gorgeous woman that just walked out of the manor in a skimpy bikini. Well, he didn't ignore her completely, she was his employer, after all. But he tried his best to quickly greet her (blushing as he saw her nearly-naked body), and turning his attention back to the work of cleaning up the pool. Doing his hardest to focus on the water and any leaves, blades of grass or twigs that had fallen in and fishing them out while attemptign to not look at Willow. It was his first day, he needed to be exemplar, to make a good impression, and not to get stupidly flustered and leer at his employer... or his employer's wife (he wasn't sure who his contract designated as the person that had hired him), which would be even worse.

And that damn MILF seemed to find that extremely funny, as he had heard her chuckle to herself, and made various sounds and moans as she stretched on her lounge chair, clearly tryign to get his attention. But he would not falter. Except that at some poit, he had cleaned the entirety of the pool, and he couldn't really justify looking away from Willow Schnee for much longer.

"The work's done, ma'am. Is there anything i cou..." Jaune couldn't finish his sentence, words caught in his throat as he stared.

Not content with simply stretching and shifting, Willow Schnee had leaned on her stomach, and her dainty hands were spreading her asscheeks, showing off how much her microkini had been swallowed by her fat ass, and the string digging between her pussy lips. Her wet, inviting, alluring, pussy lips.

Jaune's cock was hard in his swim trunks, painfully tenting his pants, and he couldn't look away from the gorgeous woman in front of him. His throat was dry, his cock was hard, and his balls full, and despite his brain telling him he shouldn't, that this was stupid and risky and idiotic and...

"Coem over here, Mr. Arc, and take care of my pussy, now~" Willow commanded, and Jaune obey happily.

[bittertoxicity]

Me: *(looks at your Spamton)*

Also me: DAMN BOY, HE THICC! THAT’S A THICC-ASS BOY-

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@mugbearerscorner MRRRRBBPP?? EKEKEKE!!!

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Nothing Less Than True Romance

🩸 Previous Parts Here 🩸

Dom x Colson (Yungblud x Machine Gun Kelly)

Warnings: ABO dynamics (knots, slick, heats, mpreg), alpha serial killer/hitman Dom, omega mob boss Kells, nervous boys, smut heavy chapter, past abuse, teasing, Dom's thicc ass, Dom's pretty uncut alpha cock, desperate boys, d/s undertones, Kells being a dom, Kells being a mouthy top, directions, hand jobs, blow jobs, talks about anal, talks about triggers, choking (with a cock), cunnilingus, masterbation, accidentally saying the wrong thing, crying, hormones, Dom being a caring alpha, Kells being a sneaky omega, accidental sex(?), body worship, enemies to lovers 💣 Rating: explicit

All ideas helped by @iamnotanearthlingmotherfucker 🖤

The closer the Alpha was to Colson's cock the faster his heart sped. They had fucked in the midst of a rough heat and rubbed off on each other like horny teens but this? This was on purpose, no question about it. The moment his Alpha touched him there he had to admit what he was. A needy omega who liked men. Well… one man. And fuck he was a pretty one.

“You cringing at the fhought of me? Ain't touched ya yet.” Dom teased as he settled on his stomach between his lover's legs. He could feel the apprehension, the man was obviously nervous but he understood. Col had been through hell too and they could be careful. They could take it slow.

“No. Shut the fuck up. I was cringing at the thought of your damn shoes on my bed. Plus, you've never done this. You might think you're supposed to use teeth or some shit.”

“You ain't?” Dom teased back, his crimson eyes wide with faux innocence. The color and scent of his desire in the room slightly ruined that picture.

“Dumbass.” Kells huffed but his partner surprised a laugh out of him when he turned to look over his shoulder.

“Don't look dumb.” The Alpha hummed, wiggling his hips till the ass in question bounced.

“Dummy thicc maybe.” The omega sighed under his breath and wondered for a moment what that ass would feel like wrapped around his dick. How against Alpha's was his, he wondered. Would Dom allow something like that? “You ever play with yourself?” He asked before he could help it. He knew the boy was mostly virginal but there was a chance… Besides, it gave him a moment to panic to himself. There was nothing wrong with being with a man but he had left over self hatred from his dad.

Dominic paused and tilted his head, he wasn't sure what his mate was asking. “Like…” He trailed off, moving one hand in a vulgar motion.

The hand signal was so close to Colson's cock he swore he could feel the fist around him and he had to swallow hard as he shook his head. “N-no. Your ass.”

“Oh. Um-” Without thinking Dom curled his palm around Col’s cock, as if he did it all the time. As if it wasn't some huge step between them. As if Kells wasn't battling internal homophobia. Or was it a form of misogyny? The omega jumped and bit his lip. He knew the bastard did that on purpose, he could feel his lover’s pride whether at his own sneakiness or Col’s reaction he wasn't sure. “I ‘ave a few times yeah. Jus' to see. Why?” His palm squeezed softly and he practiced a stroke. He was trying to act nonchalant but saliva was pooling on his tongue and he knew he was leaking a puddle of precum on the bed. His mate was going to be so upset.

Col could be honest or he could play a game. They had already crossed the starting line and he couldn't look away. It seemed obscene but he knew it was only the first step. “Was picturing my dick in your ass.” He didn't mean to be so blunt but he never had been good at faking demure. He'd acted as an Alpha so long it was part of him now.

“Oh. Yeah?” Dom's voice was breathy. He didn't know that was something either of them might want.

“Yeah.”

“‘Is dick?” The boy teased as he inched closer, flicking his tongue over the crown.

Colson's hands scrambled to find purchase in the sheets and he squeezed them to keep from bucking up. “Yeah. Would you want it?”

“Long as it's you and ‘is dick.” It was weirdly intimate and romantic and Col would have smiled if the freak didn't strike. Those plush lips sealed around his tip and his sharp tongue teased all it could reach. It was messy as soon as he started, spit dripping down his shaft. Dom was eager though and thorough as fuck. Beginner's luck he was sure.

“Mmm fuck- yeah. Just like that- look at you.” Kells had forgotten to warn his boy of one very specific thing- he was a mouthy bitch. The only reason he hadn't gone off when they had sex was that he'd been so gone from his heat but there was something about having someone blow him. About watching someone choke on his cock. “Good boy. Little more? Deeper? You can take it.” He rasped and was surprised when Dom didn't just obey but fucking moaned for him.

Dom was so fucked. He never had the chance to find out what he liked in bed so everything was a new experience between them. He knew deep down it was probably childhood trauma but hearing someone praise him was a rapture. He twirled his tongue around the edge of his mate's crown and sucked as much as he could. His knot was already pulsing where his cock rest against the bed and his hips were rolling in small sharp thrusts.

“You look so p-pretty like this. Good mmm- good boy. More. Just like that. Can I- fuck-” Kells couldn't finish his sentence so he tested the waters with a gentle push. When his Alpha choked and whined through his nose he couldn't help but groan.

Dom didn't know how to say yes, he couldn't seem to make himself pull off. Instead he rolled his gaze up to meet the other's and tried one small nod. When Colson just watched him he huffed softly and patted his hair before letting his mouth go slack. He might have been mostly virginal but he wasn't daft- normally- and he was desperate to let his omega to fuck his face.

Kells cursed under his breath and thanked whatever part of the universe blessed him with such a weird ass Alpha. As his fingers tangled in the boy's messy hair he caught his psycho bitch wink. “Ya know I was almost scared I'd miss pussy with you. But look at that fucking mouth. Already a slut. Taste good don't it?” He asked as he wrapped his long legs around Dom's chest.

The first thrust was careful and the Alpha rolled his eyes, but something warm and safe was happening in his mind. He could trust the man underneath him and he wanted his mate to feel comfortable with him too. Somewhere deep inside his mind he wanted to be used. It felt akin to when he finally let go and let his urges win. He was surrendering to Col's needs completely and it felt like the other side of the coin to his darker edge. He could be used for destruction and that's all he was used to but he could also play fuck doll to his mate and help the man through his fears.

Dom was too up in his head but with every tug of his hair he was sinking deeper and losing his train of thought. What the fuck was happening? What magic did Kells have over him? Slick smeared against his chest and the scent was intoxicating, he felt baptized anew in his mate's need. Colson's mouth never stopped and it almost made it Alpha blush. He'd never felt so complimented and debased. “Perfect fucking mouth. Shit- gonna- yeah, just like that. Hold your breath?” He barely warned before Dominic was choking on his dick. He didn't ask and he didn't retreat when the boy turned pink.

Col was in heaven, his nerves were washed away on a rush of wanttakeneed. Dom's throat was spasming, his body fighting for air, but the fucker trusted Kells so completely he knew he could let him pass out and he'd be thanked for the deed. It felt like too much power for one man, the thought of a leashed Yungblud, but the omega's favorite thing was control of a deadly weapon and power to do whatever the fuck he wished. For just a moment he wondered how he got so damn lucky but that too drifted away as he watched plush lips nearly kiss his inked skin. “Almost. Al- fucking hell- such a good bitch.”

Dom preened internally as his head went dizzy but he kept his lips tightly sealed. He hadn't meant to let the other man finish so soon but he knew the telltale signs. The taste of precum coated his tongue and the weight in his mouth was twitching. His own cock was throbbing so hard that he thought he might pass out but for the moment everything felt secondary. His fight or flight said he could die but the Alpha in him purred happily. His head tingled where his hair was pulled but pride welled in his chest when his lips met skin. “Fuck- oh god look at you- fucking-” Something must have worried his omega because Colson's voice went thready and he started to try and pull out. Dom tried to growl and press closer and his throat swallowed hard. “Fuck!”

Kells tried to be nice, he felt frantic as pleasure zinged up his spine but crimson eyes met his and he felt a chill at what he saw. It was Dom but… not. Somehow it didn't frighten him and instead just pushed him closer to that edge. When the bastard refused to move he couldn't help what happened next.

When white heat choked the Alpha his mate finally pulled him off. The last few drops landed on his tongue and he savored his lover's flavor as he panted for breath and grinned like the Cheshire cat down at his fucked out lover. As he waited for Col to regain his ability to speak he couldn't help but be drawn to the soft wet place between those long spread legs. The scent was so intense it felt like it was all he could breath or taste. It was thick on his tongue like he'd already licked and he wondered if now his mate might allow…

Colson jumped at the feeling of hot breath over his slippery wet folds and he felt himself clench tight around nothing. He didn't slam his legs closed but it was a near thing, if letting Dom blow him was a big step this was a jump over the damn grand canyon. “Fuck are you-” He stopped himself from being mean, this was exactly what the boy was supposed to do. He wasn't even doing anything yet, just breathing Col in. Fucking weirdo. He could almost see himself falling in love with him. Shit.

“You smell like sex.” Dom growled, his voice rough and scratchy and dripping desire. It made the omega's breath catch in his chest. He did that damage to the killer.

“Duh.” He huffed simply, his mind barely online. The bastard had just blown his mind, wasn't he supposed to find his own release? Was Dom ever selfish? He couldn't be the only demanding one, it might make him spoiled. Or worse... Make him think he needed to be nice.

“I'd like to taste you.” The Alpha tried to purr. It was a simple request that felt monumental.

“You just did.” Kells knew he was being a dick, his lover was being patient and calm and it bothered something in the older man. Maybe if he just fucking took but no, he was forcing Col to give consent at every turn. “What do you want?”

The question reminded Dom of their first time. He'd held the man down and demanded he give him explicit permission. If his mate wanted to play that game… “To taste ya cunt while I play wiv me’self. Wanna put me tongue inside you as deep as I can and preferably make you squirt on me face.”

The Alpha held such strong eye contact through his whole spiel that by the time he was done and licking his pillow lips of any remnant of cum and his own blood, all Kells could say was- “Oh.” He couldn't answer aloud, his heart was racing and the bastard was choking him right back with his own speeding pulse stuck in his throat. What he could do was grip the pillow next to him and hold it against his chest but Dom took that too and tossed it aside.

“Fuck tha’. I wanna ‘ear you scream.”

“Cocky fuck.”

Dom just smirked and swiped his fingers through the mess of slick on his chest before he flicked his tongue obscenely around them to prove his point. Maybe he had a reason to be cocky. “Is there anything on you not weirdly perfectly sized for porn?”

Dom snorted a laugh and choked on his own digits but the human moment soothed a little of the raging nerves in Colson's chest. “Look in a mirror luv.”

Kells shrugged but he couldn't snark back as his Alpha started to move in again. Their eyes locked as his breath hit wet skin and when the omega didn't move to stop him again he let himself relax. With the first taste he knew nothing could ever compare. He had no idea what he was doing but he let himself take it slow and explore. The tip of his tongue traced blushed quivering wet skin from the omega's ass to his balls. Occasionally he let himself slip between and circle his hole but mostly he was just learning the shape of his mate and what made him whimper. It wasn't long before the man's legs were trembling and threatening to close around his head.

Where Col had been a mouthy bitch about his cock this felt different. He didn't know what he liked and he couldn't direct the boy anywhere. His inner walls spasmed every time Dom teased, his tongue nearly dipping inside over and over. The omega had never even played with himself besides the night he met the younger man and he didn't think that counted. Of course he liked his g-spot touched, that felt like a given, but Dom just wouldn't go inside. He shook when the boy sealed his lips against his hole and sucked before the fucker pulled back and spit pink tinged slick into his palm. Kells watched with round eyes as Dom wiggled his hand under himself and when that tell tale sticky wet sound hit his ears he knew he turned pink.

The Alpha groaned and pulled back enough to speak. Everything felt overwhelming and he knew he wouldn't last long but he needed to check in. The difference in his mate was too stark. “Wha’ you need?”

“I don't know.” Col whispered honestly. “It feels-” He flushed hotter but he couldn't finish the compliment. “Deeper?”

Dominic nodded and fought his deep aching need to shove his cock where it belonged. He wouldn't be like that, they had to learn each other first, but fuck it was hard to battle instincts. “Can I go inside?”

“With what?” The fear was immediate but he trusted Dom. It was a knee jerk reaction he knew they could overcome.

“Me tongue. Tha's all. Or you could touch ya’self?” Somehow his pride wasn't wounded that he might not make his lover scream. He knew they had time to find out what drove each other wild. This was about so much more than that. This was about making his mate feel loved- something Dom had never tried to do before. He'd never built trust in that way or cared to connect. So much was so new to them both.

The butterflies in Colson's stomach threatened to make him sick but the need rushing through him was stronger. He could see his own desire dripping down the Alpha's face. He wasn't ready to touch himself again, that felt too close to admitting what he was which admitted what grew between them- literally- but he could admit something he wanted. “Show me your dick. Sit back.”

Dom's brow arched but of course he obeyed. He settled back on his ankles and inched closer as Kells spread his legs. They both froze for a moment when the shiny pink tip of Dom's cock brushed his folds. It was an accident but they both felt wetter at the touch. “Fuck m’sorry.” The boy muttered but Col could tell it was just as torturous for the younger man as it was for him to keep their puzzle pieces from slotting together. Shit, why were they being careful?

“Why aren't we fucking again? It's not like I can get more-” He stopped himself short and grit his teeth but he knew the fucker read between the lines by the smile on his face. “Would you just shut the fuck up and put something inside me before I make you?” He felt the mistake as he said it and his heart dropped but his lover just shook his head as if to say it was okay. He caught the slight fall of a smile though and it made his heart ache. Here Dom was trying so hard to be careful of his limits and he just bulldozed over his. Fuck.

Dominic wondered if everyone had to be so careful, if all sex was a journey of learning each other. He didn't think so, he was pretty sure they were just a special matching set of mental issues but he wouldn't let it mess anything up between them. When he caught the shine of tears in his omega's eyes he let go of his cock and moved to crawl over him. For just a moment he didn't even notice how close they were again. He was too concerned about Col’s emotional state. Could he start blaming hormones yet or was it all on him? He supposed either way it was his fault. “‘Ey, you okay. Did I do summat wrong?” His voice was soft and rasped but Colson just scoffed.

“Did you? Fuck you. You have to tell me when I push it. We literally just talked about this shit. I'm sorry.” Kells sniffled but the pretty bastard just grinned. It was like he wasn't used to anyone caring. Maybe he wasn't. Fuck.

“We good. You can make me do whatever you want. Use me. I trust you.” At Dom's soft words Colson gasped, those three little words were almost worse than the others. Didn't he just prove he couldn't be trusted to censor himself? “‘Ey, stop tha’. Can feel ya brain. Be nice.” He huffed, pressing a still bloody and slick wet kiss to Col’s lips. Another. His cum covered tongue swiped across the seam of his lips and the next noises between them were soft whimpers.

Kells pulled the younger man flush against him and when he felt his lover's cock ghost his folds again his hips bucked up to chase him. They were both so wet they slipped against each other but Dom was still trying to hold himself back. Col threw his leg around the boy’s waist and tried grinding his core against the ridge of his Alpha's knot. As their tongues met and their breathing sped he kept inching closer to what they both so obviously needed.

“I were trying to wait.” Dom panted and Colson answered by biting his lower lip and sucking it between his own. “I- we shouldn't. Not yet.” His voice was as broken as he felt. The feel of Col’s hot wet cunt was too much. The omega made it to the tip of his dick, his hole catching and waiting there. It was torture. It was too much. It wasn't like the sociopath was good at self control.

“Are you waiting for me or for you?” Colson's voice was trembling as much as his body and his desire burned in his belly like fire. The look of need Dom gave him was a beautiful sight but he felt the man struggling against himself.

Dominic took a loud breath, something more akin to a groan. “Boff. You.” He admitted, he was having trouble remembering why though.

“And if I need more?”

“Fucking ‘ell-” The words were choked out as the Alpha released the last of his self control and their bodies moved fast in tandem. Dom bucked up and Colson thrust down and their shared breath sounded almost like a shout.

Kells didn't berate his shaking mate for his size or anything else. For once he couldn't find anything to complain about. The stretch was intense and overwhelming but somehow still felt exactly where they belonged. Dom’s arms wrapped tight around him as their sweat wet bodies slid against each other in a sticky loud mess. There wasn't an inch between them and Dom barely pulled out before rocking back in.

It felt slow and desperate, their holds tight and bodies weak for each other. It wasn't a push-pull but they met in the middle and their gazes never left the other except to blink away sweat. They couldn't kiss anymore, they could barely breathe. They just held on and swayed together as their pleasure built closer to release.

Every catch of Dom's crown against his spot had Colson nearly breaking, there was a knot of heat in his belly pulling tight and putting pressure where he wasn't used to it yet. The Alpha was going to get what he wanted but it wouldn't be on his face. “I'm-” He tried to speak but he couldn't and thankfully his mate seemed to understand.

��Please?” Dom was so close it ached but he wanted to watch his lover's pleasure and it was as if Kells had been waiting for just that word. His golden eyes went wide and his lips parted on a gasp. His body trembled in the Alpha's hold as he came for the man just as he asked. He could feel his own need rushing through his veins but he tried to keep his forming knot from slipping inside as Col gushed for him and made the slide so fucking smooth.

“P-please?” The omega pleaded right back, his leg tightening behind Dom's back.

“But the b-” He didn't get to finish his worry before his mate was grinding them tight. They shared a breathy moan as their bodies locked together and Dom’s cock jerked hard as he filled his lover's womb somehow fuller.

“Shut the fuck up.” Col teased, trying to kiss his boy into submission. It wasn't like they could separate without damage.

“Pushy bastard.”

“You love it.”

And even though it confused everything inside the sociopath, he knew his mate was correct. He didn't just love it, he loved Colson. He loved his mate. He wisely kept the revelation to himself, they both liked his knot too much to risk the man trying to pull away. “Eh. Maybe.” He teased instead and they shared a strangely gentle kiss for two normally rough men.

Author's Note/Tags: @iamnotanearthlingmotherfucker @hollywoodxwhore @jaxbreaker @fenoy7 @cole-way-iero28 if anyone wants tagged let me know 🖤

So I'm not sure this is up to my usual standards but I'm pretty sick today so I hope it's okay. I love them being needy and gentle though. I honestly thought they would just play but Kells was insistent they do more 🤭 I hope you enjoyed it! 💣🖤

[earthtoharlow]

URBANWYATT

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urbanwyatt: after the show it's the afterparty

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jackharlow: bro delete this before she sees

urbanwyatt: ?

user: what’s going on ??? 😭

user: confused but Jack looking out for Urban 🥲

yourinsta: oh so you did go out tonight? 🤨

urbanwyatt: babe, we were going to stay in this was kinda last minute

yourinsta: no you lied to me

urbanwyatt: now you’re just being dramatic!

yourinsta: oh so now I’m a dramatic bitch?!!

yourinsta: and you were sharing hookah with hoes?! You might as well cheat on me next!!

urbanwyatt: you’re putting words in my mouth! I never called you a bitch!!!

yourinsta: whatever urb, the locks will be changed when you get home next week!

urbanwyatt: y/n c’mon! And it doesn’t matter, I know how to pick locks

yourinsta: HA! I’d love to see you try to break in!

user: well Jack did try to warn him

user: *grabs popcorn*

user: I love drama that isn’t mine

jackharlow: I told you

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yourinsta: we had a time last night 🤭

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user: he dragged tf outta you

user: sassy ass reply 😭

urbanwyatt: stop playing with me

user: your bag is cute tho 😔

user: elite hating!

yourbestie: let’s do it again tonight!

urbanwyatt: NO!

yourinsta: y’all hear something

jackharlow: he’s going crazy!

yourinsta: GOOD!

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ynsource: Urban’s back in town and he brought gifts! I love how happy our girl is! 🥰

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user: it’s the new LV bags for me

user: this is the happiest she’s ever been

user: in her lover girl era

user: I love Urban! 🤗

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yourinsta: white people activities

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user: damn 🥵

user: fuck all that shit look at that ass !!

druski: 👁️👁️

user: oh my

user: urban doesn’t know what to do with all that!

cardib: 😍

user: and when I steal you from that white boy then what?

user: what’s that drake lyric? So thicc that everyone on the room is so uncomfortable 😍

user: ass still fat, it’s on Rick Ross

urbanwyatt: EVERYONE STOP LOOKING AT HER ✋

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[bramblesbriars]

All those people who hate on the plush and thicc!Daniel KK3 seem to fail to realize that this was the Daniel that Terry went insane over. Clearly Mr. Silver didn’t mind some meat on the bones! Also: Daniel looked so breedable in this one—Terry probably enjoyed that a lot.

I thought Danny boy was totally adorable and pleasingly plump 💜 [Terry Silver voice]

I don't understand why people dislike thicc!Daniel from KK3 (though I don't see it very often, unless I'm oblivious which happens a lot). He's so squishy in comparison to the other movies where he's literally skin and bones. Danny Boy needs some plushness to him, it gives Terry more to grab onto.

And yes! Terry did go absolutely insane over him while he had some weight to him. I mean, he had a bubble butt for Pete's sake. Again, as in previous posts, I will refer you to the garden scene when Terry formally meets Daniel and Daniel has those damn sweat pants on. They make his ass look huge. (Side note: But I love to think that Terry was over the fence admiring. I mean he's definitely tall enough, I think.)

I went back trying to get screenshots for this ask (which didn't work) and even in his other clothes he still looks poofy. Specifically in the scene where Terry is up the chimney and Daniel is talking to Mr. Miyagi. Daniel has on this Hawaiian shirt and he looks inflated. The poor baby.

But I don't doubt for a minute that Terry would use that plump little thing to supply his heirs. There's no question in my mind. KK3 Daniel would be perfect for breeding and Terry would be all too eager.

I gripped his full hips, wanting nothing more than to commit every inch and curve to memory. - Terry

I'll just leave this here. 💦

Thanks so much for the ask! I always appreciate them and I always get a kick out of talking about these two.

[peaches2217]

Oh my God, your aside has me thinking — how would all that muscle and fat translate into his Tanooki form? Real-life tanuki are already quite rotund in appearance since they’re so fluffy. Take all of Mario’s muscle mass and heft and pack it into an even smaller body and you’d get something like

I got a Tanooki Mario scenario!

Peach seeing little Tanooki Mario, and Mario blushes a bit, having Peach see him as a little Tanooki.

Peach on the other hand thinks he is ADORABLE and swoops him up to snuggle him like a teddy bear. Mario chitters happily at the affection as Peach pets him and scratches him and cuddles him.

(Meanwhile Luigi's smiling in the distance at the cuteness)

She WOULD haha! 😂👌

Mario would be deeply grateful for the fact that his fur is concealing his furious blush, and Peach meanwhile would delight in the fact that she's able to spin him in her arms for once! 🤭

(Because something which I feel needs to be said is that Peach would never ever be able to lift Mario clear off the ground in my version. He may be small, but he has the body density of a literal block of granite. My man's heavy. 💀😆)

Despite wanting nothing more than to pet his sumptuous coat and cuddle him to no end, she would ask him permission beforehand, of course. And despite inwardly turning into a puddle at the mere suggestion, Mario simply couldn't refuse. x3 💞

[summocrap]

Why Eurynome is the funniest exile

Exhibit A: She made Ophion

>That means everything about Ophion is to her design. To his appearance, to his personality. She wanted this loud-mouthed egotistical idiot with a killer bod and great cooking skills, specifically

Exhibit B: She kicked Ophion's ass.

>Remeber how Young Ophion bodied half the Summoners and most of the Tycoons by fucking glaring at them like he was fucking Jiren? Eurynome regularly threw hands with that, and it's implied she won. She's the one who knocked out Ophion tooth!

Exhibit C: Eurynome means Wide Wanderer

So, in short... DAMN BOY SHE THICC!

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Bonus:

Bunny Peppino and his fat aaaaaaaaaass 😩😫😫😫

(The Noise sent Anton these pictures through a text message 🤣)

[mandareeboo]

DAMN BOI

DAMN BOI HE THICC

THATS A THICC ASS BOY

[dirtyasscreedsecrets]

I guess I'll say it again;

I wanna see Arno Dorian wearing nothing but his socks, exposing his thighs and his cock, walking his way back to bed getting ready to fuck me senseless. And I can even visualize it, like…

Damn boi, he— he thicc! Boi, that's a thicc ass boi! Daaaamn!

[xxyourlittleangelz]

just a goofy lil request from this goofy lil gal, and you totally don’t have to do it if you don’t want to but

Thomas and Jason’s s/o complimenting their thicc ass

look at the cake

i want a slice of that cake

💜🌸you have officially stolen my heart!💜🌸

💜🌸FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO THINKS THEIR THICCCCC💜🌸

💜🌸welcome to the club!💜🌸

💜🌸🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 cookies for you~!💜🌸

💜🌸anyways! On to the request! Thank you so much for sending one in! Hopefully I’ve done it justice!💜🌸

💜🌸NOTE: 18+ (could) be down below! Minors please do not read thank you!💜🌸

💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸

🥺Thomas(aka my husband):💜🌸uh oh! We got a blushing boy on our hands!💜🌸

💜🌸”damn baby you’re looking thicc today”💜🌸

💜🌸followed by a tap tap on the booty putsThomas in HEAVEN💜🌸

💜🌸Thomas loves you so he’ll let you do pretty much anything to him if it makes you happy~💜🌸

💜🌸we have to remember Thomas isn’t really used to POSITIVE attention in any way💜🌸

💜🌸so When you do things such as complimenting him (in any way) he gets shy and flustered!💜🌸

💜🌸but he would be lying if he said he wasn’t turned on by your words y/n~💜🌸

💜🌸once he gets the courage he’ll return the gesture~💜🌸

💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸

🏕️Jason(aka the sweetest boy):💜🌸 y/n… did you just.. smack his booty?💜🌸

💜🌸GASP💜🌸

💜🌸Jay will be taken back BUT understands this is something couples do~!💜🌸

💜🌸”Damn Jay lookin like a snack~”💜🌸

💜🌸*smack*💜🌸

💜🌸He has accepted this will be a everyday thing now💜🌸

💜🌸Do worry he’ll get his revenge though y/n~💜🌸