#dalinar is my macaroni warrior just believe me!!!!‼︎ just believe me

[isdalinarhot]

I’ve broken 2 chairs with my big fat ass while drunk now so the grace of gentleness of which I sit down gently on other chairs from the furniture set. So gossamer. So gentle. You’d think the butt of a much lighter man kissed these chairs. Anyway. I know it’s been said before but the claims of the Kraft macaroni box that it “fills your belly and feeds your soul” has gotten me absolutely soft………. Imagine…… nice hearty meal being filling but also giving you the required respite from modern day life…….. I know if Dalinar. Washed up DILF era Dalinar. We’re to have Kraft ® macaroni and cheese. He would be like oh storms this is so yummy and delicious. How am I supposed to take a strong dictator stand against this. Get real. I am too sweet a drunk to be a dictator. And so I just say things with my mouth. But Oh My God the macaroni I make. Will be certified war crime free macaroni ok?????⁇ which might not be to the best of Dalinar’s abilities truthfully speaking. With how much he exploits Alethkar’s neighbors. And even Alethkar’s not neighbors like the Reshi Isles. Sadalinar beach episode. Oh god oh fuck my macaroni is boiling over. PLEASE DO NOT OVERFLOW AND KILL ME MACARONI!!!!!‼︎ but yeah. Yeah. Dalinar please remebwr yourself ok????⁇ ok.