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I don't know who did this, but they need to be strung up and whupped!! I don't eat shrimp (allergic), but I know that this is every kind of wrong there is!! #culinaryfails #dafuqisthis https://www.instagram.com/p/BriwwpkHUrXCQASNZZ_9Gj6zVVoN559S6NnnJY0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14ia1x115ux9y
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#goatsinsnow #dafuqisthis https://www.instagram.com/p/BuXIaTiB8mx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fpwwt285dl8n
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Satya: Stop it Hanzo, you're drunk...
Hanzo: Q_Q
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I feel ya, I haven't run across one myself, aside from ones traded to me. Friggin' ridiculous.
ive never encountered a shiny pokemon in my life and i am now choosing to believe everyone is faking it and they all use photoshop and bulbapedia is in on it
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Nejen v designu existuje taková mantra, že systém je dokonalý, a to nikoli tehdy, když už není co přidat, ale když už není co odebrat. A že k tomu všichni směřujeme.
Realita je taková, že bojujeme o každou zbytečnou kravinu, a stojí nepoměrně zbytečné úsilí přesvědčit klienta, že ta věc tam opravdu, ale opravdu nemusí být.
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When you’ve got three hours invested on a document in an online enterprise application that doesn’t save any information, unless every item is completed (yeah, you can’t save as you go) - and this muthf*ckin, shit-f*ck, c*nt-sh*t, f*ckin, f*ck-shit of a f*ckity f*cked b*tch muthaf*ckin f*cked up to the muthaf*ckin bullsh*tting parents of all f*ckin muthaf*ckin stupid ass f*ckin piece of sh*t of a god damn f*ckin network bullsh*ttin’ worthless piece of f*cked dead cat... . I’m on a beach. I’m drinking. I’m drinking A LOT. . I’m surrounded by cosplay chicks, volleyball playing cosplay chicks with those sexy ass kneepads. Every chick is a certified masseuse. 😈 . There are acres of 3-tiered cakes made of SPAM musubi covered in locomoco gravy. . Dwayne Johnson and Ricky the Steamboat bring me a Championship Wrestling Belt made of medium rare prime rib. They both pat left butt cheek and say, “Good game, bro.” . Women from all over the South text me their mom’s secret fried chicken recipes. . Pancakes are law. . Pinterest nominates me as best looking Asian dude under 6’0” over 5’5”. . Female Russian lifeguards drop off cans of コーンポテージスープ as Japanese chicks on unicycles pedal by with those damn socks like, “私は靴下しか着ない...” . There’s fresh #AhiPoke with a new bottle of Aloha Shoyu. Butter is proclaimed the healthiest vitamin. . New Constitutional Laws Enacted: “Network Disconnections/ Lag are unlawful and punishable by broomstick sodomy in public. All veterans are entitled to an additional hourly wage while they sleep (if they ever sleep), and entitled free alcohol and cake for life. Network Disconnection entitles all affected to have a months worth of clean & folded laundry, paid vacations, and a weekly supply of sticky buns - to be paid by every IT support professional between the affected workstation/ desk, all the way to network & IT pro-headquarters in India.” . I’m calm. . #calm #whoosah #namastebitches #networkdown #itprofessionalswhat #cmonman #networkissues #yay #imcalm #ineedfood #ineedalcohol #ineedsleep #cosplaychicksmakemehappy #nerdthings #BuddhistsDontGetAngry #ImNotBuddhist #DafuqIsThis #iYelledFuckinShitReallyLoud
#whoosah#calm#cosplaychicksmakemehappy#ineedalcohol#ineedfood#networkdown#networkissues#ineedsleep#itprofessionalswhat#cmonman#imcalm#buddhistsdontgetangry#nerdthings#iyelledfuckinshitreallyloud#imnotbuddhist#dafuqisthis#yay#ahipoke#namastebitches
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Another reason I have trust issues! #justsaying #dafuqisthis #wafercookies #kualalumpur #malaysia #sweets #cookies #travel #trustissues #lies #wtfisthis #mylife #mood (at Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia)
#dafuqisthis#lies#wtfisthis#sweets#travel#justsaying#mood#malaysia#wafercookies#trustissues#cookies#mylife#kualalumpur
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I pushed the button for #7up.... this is what came out of the machine. #dafuqisthis #not7up #sodacatastrophe #misttwist
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This would traumatize them for life. Shiiiddd!! I'm a grown azz woman and I'm traumatized!! 😭😭 #dafuqisthis #toothfairy #thingsnightmaresaremadeof https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx8FkCMjakqMmVCPBndRH09hWhAGINjUOrwWa00/?igshid=td0n886ktrqp
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Le FUKK?? 😑😒 #fawwwkumean #DontCatfishMeBru #DafuqIsThis #SheDontLookLikeNoJanetJackson #BASik #FUKKHASHTAGS
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I adore these characters, i really do. But where the frick frack is Black Widow?!?!?! #marvel #dafuqisthis #representation #orlackthereof #gimmemy #heroines #avengers #cmon #reallyannoyedrightnow #demchiibiitho
#cmon#dafuqisthis#gimmemy#orlackthereof#demchiibiitho#heroines#representation#avengers#reallyannoyedrightnow#marvel
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Call me crazy but this fucker is huge #icantdeal #antibiotics #dafuqisthis!?
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Whatever you do always start out with black and white then consider colors. #outofink #outofcolors #dafuqisthis #greatfinale #niggawemadeit #wip #linesuponlines #emotionsemotionsemotions
#outofcolors#emotionsemotionsemotions#dafuqisthis#niggawemadeit#linesuponlines#wip#greatfinale#outofink
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I almost threw my tablet when I saw this boolshyt!! 😡😡 Whoever created this had the nerve to call themselves "Boys Who Cook". Bih, whut??!! This travesty and abomination does not fall nowhere near the realms of cooking!! Nabisco and Kraft should sue them for disrespecting their products in such a fashion!! #dafuqisthis #cookingfails #notevenrealcooking #microwavingfails https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw_bfgGD-iUAjcjWGFovjCo9CU0Lg9RiCIIzYI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i1rhftzp6mrw
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Non é molto convinta del mio nuovo acquisto.. #dafuqisthis #ciabattenuove #blackcat #ilovemycat #instacats #love #lovecats #catlover #catlady #crazycatlady
#dafuqisthis#love#ilovemycat#crazycatlady#catlover#instacats#catlady#ciabattenuove#blackcat#lovecats
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