#dadgy

[emotionally-intuitive-engineer]

hey. hey dadgie. thoughts on respawn?

It's.. a part of life, I suppose. It's not the most comfortable procedure, but we'd be long gone without it. A pain to upkeep, that dang thing.

It also just.. I don't know. I... don't like the feeling that comes with it. Like bad memories- maybe inherited ones? Though nothin' bad has happened to me from it, nor have I heard of anythin'.

It's odd, for sure.

[crystalirises]

Tis a brainrot fic for an AU that had me dead. Anyway, have Dadgy and Sondy, unfortunately Dadbur is not here lmao.

Ao3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31985884/chapters/79381216

The humans had been dealt with, the ashes of his children placed in an intricately designed urn.

George found himself inside the silent end portal room, his heart heavy in his chest while he kept himself from breaking into pieces. The humans had been easy, their heads cracking so easily against the stone walls of the cave, but the damage had been done. An entire cluster of his children, gone in a flash of fire. His whole being shook with anger and unshed tears. They had been happy, his children. Little mushroom babies, all of them ready to see the world and explore.

Then those humans had broken into the stronghold and… bastards, all of them. George had left their carcasses to rot in their own mineshaft. Let their families never see them again. They’ve certainly ruined any chance for George to have one of his own anyway. He ran a hand through his hair, his fingers still coated in bits of ash and blood. His heart was grieving. Perhaps he should have expected this. He should have known what the god’s deal had been, perhaps he was meant to be alone until the world itself collapsed. Still, his entire being trembled with grief.

It took hours for him to realize that there was a small voice crying in the back of his mind.

He found himself racing back towards the wall where the cluster had been. His sorrow-addled mind was playing tricks on him, surely. Then why was he checking? Why give himself hope?

George tried not to look at the scattered remains on the ground, the ashes he hadn’t been able to fully clean up. He tried not to curse himself for that, it was impossible to count every bit of soot. Where a once lively cluster once was, now there remained a scorched stone wall. His anger rose once more, the need to poison any being that crossed his path rising before it dwindled into a muted hate. He couldn’t afford to let out any negative emotion. Not when there was a small and warm orange glow coming from a tiny crevice in the wall. He hadn’t known it was there before, his children having covered it from his view. He took a deep breath, slowly stepping towards it.

He heard a frightened cry, both within his mind and in his ears. He quickly stepped towards the crevice, unable to contain his excitement. Maybe one of his babies had survived, just maybe… 

Golden-flecked brown eyes stared up at him in fear, the little mushroom baby clambering away from him and deeper into the crevice. They were emitting an orange glow, a light that was warming George’s freezing heart. The baby was small, smaller than any of their siblings had been. He tried to reach for their bond, the natural bond that their kind usually shared between parent and offspring. George felt guilty once he realized that their connection was weak, nearly non-existent. This little baby had grown far away from their siblings, far from George’s care.

They were scared, confused perhaps by the sudden quiet in their mind. George had been scared too. He had been away, on the other side of the stronghold when the voices in his head suddenly lulled to a stop. It hadn’t taken him long to realize what had happened. It didn’t take him long to inflict justice upon the people who had taken so much from him. His baby - his only child now - was scared of the silence too. George sighed, he’d have to change that, strengthen their bond.

“Hi…” His voice was soft, gentle that it wouldn’t cause alarm to the baby. The little mushroom whined, trying to back away but they had reached the dead end of the crevice. They were shivering, holding their little arms close to their chest. George squinted, gasping once he noticed the burn marks that covered one of the baby’s arms. They had lived, but they were injured. He forced himself to stay calm, resisted the urge to reach into the crevice and grab the poor baby. George didn’t want their bond to be ruined by his own desperation. This was his last child, he was going to do his best to make them trust him. Gods, his baby was so small. “Hi, little one…”

The baby closed their eyes. George tried not to laugh at their tactic. If you can’t see them, they can’t see you. He could have spent the entire day trying to coax his child out of the crevice, but he couldn’t afford to waste time. Not when his baby was injured. “Hungry? Are you hungry?”

That immediately caught their attention. Soon enough, the baby was laying on George’s palm.

They were so… small. He tried not to cry when they nuzzled against George’s palm, content and warm in his hold. They were blinking up at him, eyes narrowed in suspicion but they hadn’t raced back towards the safety of the crevice. George slowly stepped back, glad to find that the baby was no longer whimpering in terror. They had begun to latch onto the bond, perhaps in response to the idea of getting food. George chuckled at that, feeling his tears finally fall past his cheeks. The baby didn’t seem to notice, snuggling closer into the palm of George’s hand, a small yawn escaping their lips. His poor little baby seemed awfully sleepy… “Siblings? Where go?”

He froze. He knew where his other children had gone (gone to a better place, he hoped) but he wasn’t sure he could ever bring himself to say it out loud. His only child was looking up at him now, eyes slowly drooping close every now and then but refusing to actually go to sleep. George pressed his lips together, letting out a heavy sigh. He couldn’t bring himself to say it. He walked away from the scorched wall, heading back towards the room he had considered his bedroom.

“Gone. They’re gone. But don’t worry. I’m here. I’ll always be here. You’re safe. You’re safe.”

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I am sad ;-;

[bokunoherokomikuko]

He's doing the fucking Dad(tm) pose, I fucking can't

[2buzzlemynuts]

Sting me dadgy 2b 😣🍑🍆💦💦

No thank you.. I’d rather not die.

[baibaos]

First Half of 2017 Fic Rec

A compilation of some of the fics that I’ve enjoyed this year [with little glimpses into the stories and comments about them, do check them out to see the actual summaries and do support the authors if you enjoy them as well 💕]:

trndsttrs of seoul by chimint || yoonmin, namjin || t || wip

chatfic; jimin is a cinnamon roll and yoongi is whipped™.

(literally the cutest thing ever, i reread it every day. jungkook calls yoonmin ‘dadgi’ and ‘jimom’ respectively (which is so fcking cute nghhh) and namjoon is the captain of the ship and they all ship ym - all concepts i am 100% up for. something to brighten up your day ^^)

Seven Days (Or The One Where Min Yoongi Asks Out Park Jimin Because Of A Girl) by minyoongayashell || yoonmin || bg taekook, namjin || m || wip || tw sexual content (but like, no actual sex)

seven days au; jimin is called “cheot-nal ye” or “first day yes”. basically he’s famous at school for agreeing to date the first person who asks him out on the first day of the week - 100% of the time, he breaks off the relationship at the end of the week and the cycle repeats itself. now, yoongi hates this girl in class and she wants to ask jimin out. naturally, he has to beat her to it.

(the manga was such a sweet thing and the fic gets me so excited. i don’t read a lot of high school aus, but this one is special! it’s not updated very frequently, but it’s definitely worth a read.)

Bullet Boy by sugamins || yoonmin || e || tw homophobia/sexual content || wip || tw references to drug use/depression

in which yoongi’s an underground rapper and jimin collabs with other rappers to break into the scene and flash forward into the future, they are caught up in a ‘scandal the likes of which the industry has never seen before.’

(the writing is so amazing, wow, it’s only on the first third chapter but the author makes it feel so promising. i kid you not, i actually messaged them and fangirled embarrassingly bc I am that kind of person. also ! underground yoonmin !)

Hiraeth by haruguk || taekook, yoonmin, platonic yoonkook || not rated but probably e || 100k || tw sexual content/graphic content/drug abuse/mental instability/psychosis || tw referenced child abuse/cheating/alcohol abuse/self-harm (basically a lot of warnings!)

diary of an oxygen thief au; perfect fratboy jeongguk gets off of breaking hearts, but he can’t quite do the same to kim taehyung. “hurt people hurt people.” read the warnings carefully!

(basically this fic broke my heart time and time again and everyone has probably already read this but i still must rec it bc it is that good.)

tats'n'thots by Death_Impala || taekook || bg yoonmin || not rated but probably m || 12k || tw sexual content

tattoo artist au; taehyung to jeongguk: “I feel inspired, and I want to work with you, so how about this: let me tattoo you in any way I want, free of charge – with your input of course.” also, bottom jk. c:

(i am trash for the using-your-body-as-a-canvas trope and similarly, or even more so, for bottom bby jk. :’) this fic is a blessing. taekook and art obviously belong in the same sentence.)

Idiosyncratic by jiminsfw || taekook || e || 19k || tw sexual content/knots/ruts/usual abo things

a/b/o au; taehyung and jungkook are an alpha/alpha couple, and no one thinks that alpha/alpha couples can last. involves ruts and switching and so much emotion.

(this was a particularly interesting read bc it took me forever to find a fic with alpha/alpha taekook! alpha/alpha taekook nghhh it’s just the cutest thing, a little sad, but ultimately very fluffy.)

Mileage May Vary by rix || taekook || e || 80k || tw sexual content/age difference/strip clubs/recreational drug use

“Jeongguk is a stripper with a penchant for trouble. Taehyung is curious.” taehyung is nine years older than jk, who has a prince albert btw. bottom jk as always. sort of soft sugar daddy tae? but not really.

(once again i am trash for bottom jk. and all of rix’s fics are so good ;A; the quality just gets better and better. also, tae is once-divorced, heads up. in rix’s words, nothing really happens but still, it’s so enjoyable. <3)

spring day by Bangtanbananas || yoonmin, taekook, namjin || e || 70.9k || tw violence/graphic content/sexual content/mpreg/heats/usual abo things

wolf au; only 5% (i think) of wolves find their fated mates (but most wolves believe they don’t actually exist bc soulmates?), and although jimin dreamt of finding his when he was a pup, he didn’t actually expect to in the mysterious alpha from the mountains.

(i crave shit like this bc wolves + a/b/o + pack dynamics is just - c: omega jm and alpha yg, yes please. seokjin is the real mvp.)

half feral, but just right by themelonlord || yoonmin, platonic jikook || e || wip || tw discrimination/bullying/graphic content (but not really)/probably sexual content || tw referenced child abuse

a/b/o au; in a world where alphas are considered little more than rabid animals, yoongi’s just trying to scrape by and achieve his dreams. but then he meets omega park jimin and his pseudo little brother, young alpha jeon jeongguk.

(yoonmin with their son /dongsaeng jjk is evidently my absolute favourite thing. :’) i was dreaming about an au where the alphas are victimised for a change a week before i discovered this fic and i wanted to cry bc it was better than i could ever imagine it to be.)

Laugh and I Love You by ifisayhiyousayoops || jinkook || bg vmin || e || 21.9k || tw sexual content

canonverse; seokjin and jungkook are just - so domestic and codependent. literally it. the softest slice-of-life on this side of the internet.

(jinkook has always been my guilty pleasure and i love them. bratty btm bby jk is basically my religion? i’m this fic is so well written! it’s very gentle and sweet and wow. i love love.)

time follows you (and fades) by thebestofme || yoonmin || bg taekook || t || 17k

hogwarts au; half-veela jimin finds himself in slytherin house and falling for slytherin prince, min yoongi. alternatively, jimin is so pretty and yoongi just wants to love him.

(slytherin yoonmin! yoongi is such a sweetheart and he has a pet kneazle named holly. :’) jeongguk is also adorable, i’m so weak. the first part is in jm’s pov and the second one’s in yg’s, so you literally get two sides of the story. i am trash for hogwarts aus and i’ve probably read all of them, and this one is such a gem!)

Once Upon A Dream by yururin || yoonmin || t || 17k

“soulmates AU where you can see a glimpse of your past life on the eve of your 18th birthday and Jimin dreams of a forbidden Joseon era love story with an upperclassman Min Yoongi, popular basketball player in uni, 18384/10 out of his reach”

(what is sin - it doesn’t exist. this entire thing is so soft and cute and pure. a great pick-me-up!)

glub glub glub by rabbitme || yoonmin || g || 6.7k

sort of chat fic that begins with jimin and yoongi missing each other.

(such purity. i love love. basically ym travelling, together and apart. ot7 interaction is something to look forward to, as well. it’s so fluffy, please read this and be blessed.)

light side of the moon by themelonlord || yoonmin, namjin, taekook, 95line || e || 80.8k || tw brief graphic content (blood)/sexual content

wolf au; jimin moves into a quiet town and befriends kim taehyung, who subsequently changes his life.

(it is such a lovely story, very pure, very gentle, with filth. :’) nothing really happens; it’s just a story about a boy who finds himself loving a man who can turn into a wolf. the ot7 is strong in this one. highly recommended if 95line and puppy piles make you smile.)

King of My Heart by wanderment || taekook || t || 17.7k

jeon jeongguk is the youngest son of the king of korea. taehyung is a friend of a friend - and a fan, but don’t let jeongguk know that. yet.

(a very wholesome and pure fic. they’re all rich college kids in this; minus namjin who are jk’s bodyguards. it feels short when you read it, but definitely very enjoyable. it’ll make you smile.)

The Victorious V and his Vast, Venturesome Heart by aprofessorstale || taekook, yoonmin || e || wip || tw sexual content/identity crises?

canonverse; taehyung is in love with love. jimin doesn’t believe in it.

(this is probably one of the best non-aus i’ve read in forever. it’s very introspective, incredibly heavy when it comes to discussions of sexuality and identity. it is very well-written and the author had captured their personalities well, while sticking to a timeline mostly following reality. (basically everything happens post-ynwa era) taekook are complicated and as are yoonmin, and while the story isn’t over yet, it is definitely worth the read. nam2seok are the resident straights and they deserve to be loved. on that note! yg is demisexual, rejoice.)

I Wrote This For You by chikichikichuu || yoonmin, taekook || bg namjin || t || wip || tw referenced depression/self-harm

the “cliffhanging heartbreaking motherfucking breakthrough debut novel” you will not read this story frustrates jungkook enough for him to send an aggressive e-mail to his newly proclaimed favourite author, min yoongi. (or, yoonmin through jungkook’s eyes. painful, yet worth it. taekook are relationship goals, basically, and everything is seemingly lovely until it isn’t. it hasn’t been updated since february ::) but it’s the kind of story that you can’t stop thinking about. suffer with me. <3)

a silhouette of new by mygz || yoonmin || m || wip || tw sexual content

sugar daddy gone wrong au chatfic; an unknown number sends jimin a message, thinking he’s a sugar baby.

(very very cute! i look forward to this a lot. yoongi and jm are both very natural and very adorable, spicy and sweet. uwu seriously something to look forward to if you’re into fluffy and sexy sugar daddy au chatfics.)

Lurking Shadows by GrandDragon03 || taekook, yoonmin, nam2seok, platonic yoonminkook || m || wip || tw violence

monster hunter au; jungkook is taken in as an apprentice by the legendary (and also married) hunter pair, min yoongi and park jimin.

(this is so good? the world-building is a+. please read if you want to see yoonmin with their son jk and good writing. the summary is in first person, but the story itself isn’t written that way, i promise. jk is a reckless prodigy but yoongi’s working on it.)

A New World by lonelyonion || taekook, yoonmin, nam2seok || e || wip || tw graphic content/violence/character death

super powers/not today au; “Jeon Jungkook was born to save the world, that’s a fact. Everything else, that was spontaneous.”

(this needs more attention! it’s still very short but very well-written and i am sooo excited for where this is headed. there are also not enough nam2seok fics in the world. :’) also! author says not to worry about the character death, but let’s see.)

Breathless by makkurokuro93 || yoonmin || bg namjin || e || 37k || tw sexual content

swim team au; after an unexpected break from the athletic world, yoongi finds himself back in south korea as their national team’s new coach. everything is almost the same as when he left, except, now, there’s park jimin.

(admittedly i haven’t finished this yet. 🤷 but! it seems very promising and there’s a nuance to the writing that colours everything in this sort of hazy blue filter. it’s just really pretty, wow. i say this bc i haven’t gotten to the smutty bits yet, tbh. what i’ve seen of the characterisations are brilliant! will update this when i finish reading. ;; let’s scream together.)

Impractical Magic by springrain21 || yoonmin || t || 16.8k || tw dismembered toes/spirits

witch au; yoongi is the worst witch jimin has ever met, basically.

(so so so cute! thank you to the original creator of the tumblr post that inspired this entire thing bc it just makes me so happy. yg is such an endearing character, and jm obviously feels the same way. you will fall in love.)

[thecyndr]

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