#dabislittlemouse

[suksatoru]

currently ignoring the bullshit horikoshi wrote and considering Carnations as Touya’s canon ending instead😍 no scratch that… that fic IS his canon ending wym, who the hell is horikoshi even

yes! touya is sitting in his hospital bed, sipping on soba, staring out the window watching the autumn leaves fall, all while y/n reads him a book. what the heck does horikoshi know?! he thinks just cause he created touya he gets to decide his ending 🙄 THAT IS MY JOB!!

[arvandus]

Hiiii <3

I was wondering if it would be okay if I added the links to some of your works on my fic recommendations post?

*GASP* hiii!!!! Yes, of course! Feel free to rec whatever you’d like!

Thank you for checking in, I hope you’re doing well! 💕

[kelin-is-writing]

LOOK—

I—

THIS—

Vampire Dabi switching between kisses and kiss marks and lil bites all across your body while talking very dirty to you as he tries to shove himself between your legs.

Bonus points if he gets merciful enough to kiss you, because he's trying his best to mark you and not to please you

Omfg- YALL EDGING ME WITH VAMPIRE DABI NOWWWW

𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐛𝐢 𝐇𝐂𝐬

tw: smut & blood kink, kinktober work or whatever

Vampire!Dabi who is constantly thirsty for you and your sweet blood. He swears no human has ever tasted as good as you do.

Vampire!Dabi who enjoys sinking his teeth on your neck during sex, drinking your blood like a starved man. Though he tries to not overdo it, because he wants you alive and well, all his.

Vampire!Dabi who looooooves eating you out, the taste of your pussy might be his second favorite after your blood. His tongue is unusually long, licking and sucking your clit, slurping your flavour. From time to time he will bite your inner thighs until they bleed, he loves to hear you whimper and scream from the pleasure and pain.

Vampire!Dabi who will specifically eat you out on your period, there is no escape for you as his nails dig in your thighs and his tongue is lapping on your bloody cunt over and over. Your blood mixed with the irresistible flavour of your pussy sends him to ecstasy.

Vampire!Dabi who loves to paint your naked body in crimson, smearing your blood all over your tits and stomach and thighs. Loves to have rough or passionate sex while both your bodies are covered in blood.

Vampire!Dabi who loves how willing you are to give yourself to him, humming in satisfaction as you remove your shirt and let him have full access to your neck.

Vampire!Dabi who grinds his hardened cock against your ass as his arms are wrapped tightly around your body and savours the blood that’s flowing down your neck.

Vampire!Dabi who loves the terror and excitement mixing in your eyes as he shows his sharp fangs at you, licking his lower lip in anticipation before diving in.

Vampire!Dabi who finds it hard to control himself in public while you look so hot and delicious wearing that pretty fucking dress. He gets the urge to slam you on a wall behind an empty alleyway, fuck you senseless while draining you out of blood.

[kelin-is-writing]

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[shockinglysubmissive]

Listen.. imma need more corrupting kink headcanons with Dabi, I randomly remembered the ones you wrote back then and now I’m thirsty all over again for him corrupting a very dumb and innocent little thing <3

*Cracks knuckles* Hell yeah. I love scummy Dabi corrupting his innocent cutie. This is probably kinda crappy though cause it's not edited and it's just brain vomit.

Warnings: corruption, masturbation, toys

• When he finds out you're a virgin who has never masturbated, he is instantly hard.

• He spends a lot of time figuring how to convince you to let him teach you how and watch you.

• After a particularly stressful week, he makes his move, assuring you he has just the way to make things better.

• Goes out and buys you a vibrator, and tells you that he is going to help you.

• Teases you until you beg him to corrupt you

"Dabi! Get that away from me!" Your face heats up, and you toss the large handheld wand on the bed. The poorly wrapped box it was in now lays at your feet.

"Come on, doll. Give it a shot. It's good for stress relief. Releases all those good chemicals and shit in your brain." He picks it up, waving it towards you. His free hand catches your wrist and pulls you to sit on the edge of the bed. "Just lay back and I'll show you. I'll stop if you really want me to." Flipping the switch, the silicone head buzzes and gets pressed against your inner thigh.

Your body tenses, anticipation building for him to inch closer to your core, but he never does. The faintest vibrations make their way to your clit, waking a new feeling within you. "What are you waiting for?" Your voice comes out small as you look up to meet his gaze.

"You never told me that you wanted me to continue. I don't want to do anything you don't want." His voice drips with faux concern, secretly holding his position just to break you. "Do you want me to move closer?" The vibrating head trails under your skirt, now only inches from the growing wet patch on your panties.

"I... Oh~" All thoughts leave your mind as your pussy clamps down around nothing, your body craving more now it has a taste. "I want you to continue. I want you to show me how to get rid of my stress." You were blissfully unaware of how you were only fueling the fire burning within him.

Pushing against your clit through the thin fabric, Dabi sets the vibrator to the highest setting. He takes in every whine and moan that falls from your lips as you lay back, spreading your legs wide for him. Just as your body starts to thrash, an orgasm just moments away, he stops.

"Huh? What are you doing?" Your eyes fly open.

"You only asked me to show you. And I did. That's all you have to do." He grins down at you, acting as if he is going to leave you like this.

"No! I wanted you to make me cum! Please Dabi! Make me cum!" You beg, reaching shaking hands out at him needily.

"You want me to make you cum? Alright I guess I can do that. This is your first ever orgasm, so it's only fair I make sure you do it right." Hearing you beg him to make you cum, to give you this pleasure for the first time in your life. He could cum himself without ever touching his cock. Firmly pressing the toy to you again, he watches your orgasm tear through your body.

"Dabi~" The way his name falls from your lips sounds like a prayer. So sweet and pure as you ruin your cute panties with your slick. It's a sound he knows he has to hear over and over again.

[maryaandmorevna]

Getting back to reading Plunders of War reminded me once again of the thrill and many other emotions that fic would bring me, I started reading it in 2021 and after such a long time it still remains my favorite story I’ve ever read

Currently on chapter 35, can’t fucking wait to see what happens, I might have to re-read the story once again from the beginning as well, I miss the way you write Touya so much AHHHHHHHHHH i’ll go cry in a corner rn

Omggg 🥺 thank you so much! I follow your tumblr religiously for my daily Dabi fix so it means a lot coming from you 🥰🥰🥰.

[baby-tini]

This man burns the sheets when he cums. Especially if you're riding him, his head thrown back, tight grip on the soaked sheets as he whimpers... hands always moving. He can never keep still when he's about to cum, especially if you're overstimulating his cock, continously pulling orgasm after orgasm out of him. He panting like dehydrated dog, running his hands over your thighs, slapping your ass, playing with your pretty tits. He just can't. keep. still. So in turn, anytime he tries too touch you, you bat his hands away, so now his only hold on reality is the ruined sheets, pulling so harshly they start to tear at the seams, and that's when you smell it. Burnt cloth filling your lungs as you catch blue flames in the corner of your eyes.

He's shaking, body convulsing as he whines. Thighs shaking as the sheets start to burn, back arching while his eyes roll back. Pleasding for you too keep going, let him fill you up again, tight, wet cunt squeezing him for everything he's worth. Your nails scratching nasty, red marks down his chest. Sweaty strands of white hair sticking to his forehead as cerulean eyes stare up at you, onyx swallowing the blue whole.

"Please baby... fuckkk- keep going, yeah, yeah- just like that. Tightest fucking cunt, you want my cum so bad, don't you slut, huh?... mmhm shit." And of course, "sorry for the sheets babe, I'll buy you new ones pretty girl."

@dabislittlemouse I keep reading and re-reading your "riding dabi" post. He's so fucking pretty, also I feel like he gets tired from over-using his quirk so he'll have you ride him quite often.

[number-2-hero-hawks]

OOC: Dude was calling him fodder when he was out of earshot 💀

Chapter 77: It's Okay

[suksatoru]

just wanted to say i absolutely LOVE your writing and the way you portray dabi, i get so excited whenever you drop new fics of him because the plots are TASTY and the way you write him so deliciously has me blushing and daydreaming all damn day \(//∇//)\ every fic of yours got me hooked and I can’t get enough of itttt 😩♡

🥹🥹🥹 stawp it you are too sweet !! thank you so much lovey you have me giggling over here wahhhh

where ever you are rn i hope you're happy in your own little world. i just wanna give you a hug and a big SMOOCHHH!! 😞🩷

[milknst4rz]

You look so pretty

I thought you might like this :) @dabislittlemouse

Minors DNI.

syn: Dabi adds the finishing touches to your makeup

Tw: soft smut. facial. no plot whatsoever, short and sweet.

The sounds of choking and slobbering echoed through the room making your head spin. You breathed through your nose as your nails indented onto the back of Dabi's thighs.

You tried to take all of him in, you really did, but he was just too big. His cock pushed in and out of your mouth slowly, reaching the back of your throat with ease. His hand pushed your head forward, making you moan and take the rest of him whether you liked it or not.

He let out a sigh, "Good girl, you're getting better." His voice rang through your ears, and you looked up at him, silently begging for whatever release he opted to give you.

You sucked on his cock slowly, running your tongue along his tip in languid movements. Getting a bit faster when you felt him twitch, he pulled out slowly and fisted his cock quickly.

His head was thrown back in pleasure and before you knew it his hot cum was splattered all over your face. He wiped it off with his thumb and stuck it in your mouth, staring as you sucked on it without a thought.

"You're so pretty, now get on that damn bed, we don't want you getting all tired yet, now do we?" He said with a smirk.

You were in for a long night, but it was alright, you would take anything you were given and more.

[doumadono]

Today, I’m thrilled to share a stunning piece of Shigaraki art that I had the privilege of commissioning from the incredibly talented @dabislittlemouse 💟 Her talent never fails to amaze me. Thank you so much for taking the time to create this absolutely beautiful piece for me! 🤩

[promotionbnha]

BNHA/MHA BLOG LIST (Fall-Winter of 2024) (1/1)

This list will contain blogs that contain mature content.

PLEASE RESPECT EACH INDIVIDUAL'S BLOG'S RULES THAT ARE PLACED. 

Here is the link to SFW Blogs List 

This blog list does contain Character x reader or Character X OC TO BOTH.

Do let me know if I got any labels wrong for anyone, please do correct me.

Labels as the description of the following blogs: 

[ **** ] = Does NSFW and other themes (angst, fluff)

{R} = Mature Content (Yandere, Dark themes, etc.)

[ ~~ ] = Fluff or Angst (Has SFW CONTENT)

[ …. ] = Haven’t posted NSFW/unsure of posting it

 (?) = Trying to figure it out

Please let me know if you'd like to add a different label that wasn’t provided.

Label with Symbol, I am not sure what the label of your blog is. Please contact me if you have it. ♡—♡—♡—♡—♡—♡—♡—♡—♡—♡—♡

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@90s-belladonna  [ **** ]

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@a11eya [ **** ]

@accidentcache [ **** ]

@acerathia [ **** ] {R}

@actuallysaiyan [ **** ] {R}

@adoringmha [ **** ]

@a-ikuoliver [ **** ] {R}

@ameliaenya404 [ **** ]

@andypantsx3 [ **** ]

@anotherlifelesshawksloverplshelp [ **** ] ?

@atticintheforest [ **** ] [ …. ]

@aquadenks [ **** ]

@awalkingshame [ **** ]

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@baby-tini {R}

@bakugotrashpanda [ **** ]

@bfkg [ **** ]

@bkgexe [ **** ]

@bleach-your-panties [ **** ] {R} ?

@bnhabadass [ **** ]

@bokunoheros [ **** ] {R}

@bunnibombz [ **** ] ?

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@candycandy00 [ **** ] {R}

@chaos-night [ **** ] {R}

@citrustsuki [ **** ]

@cogentsummoner [ **** ]

@comfy-animewriter {R} [ ~~ ]

@crushmeeren [ **** ]

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@dabihawksluva [ **** ]

@dabislittlemouse [ **** ] {R}

@darkdevasofdestruction [ **** ]

@dashielldeveron [ **** ]

@dead-boys-club [ **** ] {R}

@doki-doki-imagines [ **** ]

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@ectologia {R}

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@fantasydaydreamers [ **** ] {R}

@florascent [ **** ]

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@gamblersdoll [ **** ] {R}

@ghoularaki {R}

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@heich0e [ **** ] ?

@herofics {R} [ ~~ ]

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@imagination-mess [ **** ]

@izvmimi [ **** ]

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@jujutsukgojo [ **** ] {R}

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@kacchans-waifu [ **** ]

@kingkatsuki [ **** ]

@kweenkatsuki-fics [ **** ] {R}

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@lightseoul [ **** ]

@linphd [ **** ]

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@missmartian101 {R}

@mossy-opal [ **** ] {R}

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@neon-gothicc [ **** ]

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@oddmawd [ **** ] {R}

@ofmermaidstories [ **** ]

@omiangelic [ **** ]

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@pastelbakugou [ **** ]

@peachsukii [ **** ] {R}

@prettyboykatsuki [ **** ] {R}

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@red-riot-unbreakable-heart [ **** ]

@restwellsoon [ **** ] {R}

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@scary-grace [ **** ] {R}

@searenbound [ **** ] {R}

@seneon {R} [ ~~ ]

@sericasong [ **** ]

@shigarakislaughter [ **** ]

@shooting-stars-library [ **** ]

@sightoru [ **** ] {R}

@stellamancer [ **** ] [ …. ]

@strawberrystepmom[ **** ] {R}

@sugarlywhispers [ **** ] {R}

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@takami-takami [ **** ] ?

@talpup [ **** ] {R}

@tteokdoroki  [ **** ] {R}

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@vonabel [ **** ] {R}

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@what-the-dark-has-foretold [ **** ]

@willossom [ **** ]

@willowser [ **** ]

@with-my-calamitous-love [ **** ]

@writingrock [ **** ]

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@yanderenightmare [ **** ] {R}

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[cevais]

ALL YOU DABI FUCKERS LOOK AT THIS COSPLAY

@dabislittlemouse

[bysarahada]

I decided to make a little birthday drawing for @dabislittlemouse , so happy birthday again

[shockinglysubmissive]

Hii

How would Dabi be around a cute & soft innocent S/O? 😈 I feel like he’d have the need to tease and “corrupt” them and break them tbh

Hello!

He would absolutely have a corruption kink. But he would gaslight the fuck out of them too. Dropping 'subtle' hints about wanting to destroy them, but when confronted, turn it around and blame them for having a dirty mind.

"Dabi... Why did you flip my skirt up during the meeting? That was embarrassing." You whine, finally confronting the scarred villain, who was stretched out on the couch in front of you.

"what are you talking about doll? I wouldn't do that. Ya must've put it on wrong cause it was caught in those lace panties of yours. I was just trying to help you." His blue eyes barely even leave the TV in front of him.

"no! That's not what happened! I felt you lift it!" You insist, stomping your foot lightly.

He tuts in mild annoyance. "If I wanted to embarrass you, I wouldn't just flip your skirt. That's childish. And if ya keep stomping like that, your tits will pop outta your shirt." He retorts, smirking as the angry expression you hold falters slightly.

"Ya know, I'm starting to think you're doing all this just to rile me up. Accusing me of flipping your skirt, just so you can pout and flaunt those tits in my face. You must really want me to put you in your place, huh brat?" He sits up, leaning his forearms against his knees.

"N-no! That's not it at all!" You squeak, arms covering your chest, where his eyes have become focused.

But you couldn't help but wonder, did he have a point? Maybe you were doing all this for his attention.

And just like that, Dabi had cracked your mind, planting the first seeds in your brain. Soon, you'll be his obedient cock sleeve.

[viburnt]

Divorcing Izuku Midoriya Headcanons

I'm on a creative rush, and this may make zero sense because I'm tired lmao. Anyways, have some angst <3

Tagging the babes: @doumadono @shonen-brainrot @trickster-kat @angelshimaa (babe, you've missed some very angsty posts) @xhieru @mimisxs @dabislittlemouse

Content Warning: Divorce, emotional abuse and manipulation, mention of baby-trapping, alcohol.

• As I said in my last post, divorcing Izuku is a nightmare. Think about the most energy-draining and mental health deteriorating process, and multiply it for a minimum of 6 months. Izuku won't make things easy for you at all, trying to drag and prolong the whole ordeal just to keep you close. I've divided this set of headcanons by key moments/topics to keep some order. I hope you enjoy them, I'm pouring my heart on these (also pay attention to detail because I'm working on something hehe).

Denial and confusion: the first days after you serve him papers

• Izuku genuinely doesn't understand why you want to leave, refusing to accept the fact that you're not happy being by his side. He's given you all there is to give: a comfortable house, nice clothes, expensive cars, etc. So when you serve him papers, Izuku's first reaction is confusion followed by fear. In that head of his, he's made everything a good husband has to do! So why? Why would you not be happy?

• If you were smart enough and planned your movements with care, you should be able to go through your divorce without depending financially on Izuku or having to live in the same place. You'd have to deal with his incessant calls and texts, often having to block unknown numbers to avoid hearing his whines, but it'd be less difficult. If you weren't thoughtful about the situation and proceeded without the right steps, oh, you're in for a treat: there's nowhere you can go besides the house you shared with him, no place where you can be at peace. You're at Izuku's mercy, like it or not, but that's another story.

• In addition to his denial, Izuku starts to (unconsciously) guilt trip you. Phrases like "Sorry for not being enough," and "I know I'm very pathetic" become frequent. It pains your heart to hear those things because you know Izuku loves you, you are just not compatible at all. You try to let him see it's not about being enough, it's more about effort; with much patience, you set things clear to avoid any misunderstandings, but Izuku just doesn't get it.

• "Haven't I done this or that for you? Didn't I buy you all these things? Am I not enough?" "Izuku, I didn't ask you for any of this, all I wanted was my husband..." Conversations like this occur during this phase, and they can only be held through the phone (when he is sober and not yelling/hollering how much of a mistake a divorce would be). He tries to gauge sympathy from you, telling you that his job is important but that he loves you so much!

• He becomes an empty shell of the bright ray of sunshine the public knew. It goes unnoticed by many, but the people who work around him can tell. It is then when he starts telling others about his marital situation, and you end up seeing faces you've met once or twice during galas or hero events. You "accidentally" stumble across your husband's colleagues, like Ochako, who try to convince you to give him a second chance. "I- I know we don't know each other a lot but please, consider it. Izuku is a great guy a-and I'm sure you guys could fix any problem!" It is embarrassing for you because no one wants people to know their issues.

• What's so ironic about the moment when you serve him papers is that he receives them at his office, the very root of all the problems in your marriage. It was the place where he had spent anniversaries, birthdays, Valentine's... those four walls witnessed the beginning and the end of your relationship. Izuku has a mental breakdown when he finally reads the documents but, hey, he was still pro-hero Deku, right?

Negotiations and lawyers: The first weeks and months

• If having to deal with Izuku's colleagues trying to change your mind wasn't enough, be ready for your soon-to-be ex trying to negotiate. Midoriya suggests couple's therapy to talk this through, and for a split of second, it almost sounds like a good idea! But then you remember all those times when Izuku had promised you he'd be there for you and failed. It didn't seem plausible after that... Besides, all things considered, it'd be hard to find a therapist who could see your side of the story. Who would dare to tell someone as charming and popular as Izuku that he failed as a husband?

• Once therapy is off the table, Izuku brings up children. It may be considered a low blow, especially if one of your dreams was to form a family with him, so his offer felt cruel. "W-we can have kids! Wouldn't you want that? We can be a big family, with one- No, two babies!" "Ouch, it takes a divorce for you to even think about it, huh? That's uh, slightly concerning. Besides, a kid needs a father too... I'm not planning on being a single mom in this marriage" Now, Izuku strikes me as the kind that would try to . to stay. I'm sorry if it sounds terrible, but considering how sometimes he acts on impulse, he really could try it.

• Izuku also tries to be at home more often; he "cooks" (it's takeout disguised as home meals), brings you coffee to the bed, and calls you all kinds of sappy nicknames... It saddens you, why couldn't he care like that before? Of course, this point only applies if you still live with him during this whole process. If you don't, he starts frequenting the places where he guessed could find you: cafeterias, plazas, shops...

• Finding a lawyer for you was a hard task, especially because everyone sees you as a "dumb" woman who is trying to divorce Japan's number one hero. Not to mention they were very expensive, and Izuku was certainly not giving you money for that. You tell Izuku that mediations need to happen to progress with the divorce, but he never shows up to the meetings. There's always an excuse for that man! No matter how much you plea, he refuses to sign the paper. Izuku also becomes very mean towards you, outright berating you for not understanding him. It's gruesome to see him turn into such a monster during these months.

• As an additional point for this part, Izuku hires a private investigator to follow you around. He feels bad for thinking of it, but the idea that you could be seeing someone else while you're trying to divorce him eats him alive.

Last resort: Mediatic battle

• The media is very quick to pick up your marriage's fall down. Time after time you visited your lawyer's office for them to put two and two together, and Izuku takes that to his advantage. Sensationalist articles had already been happening, a lot of them being cruel and demeaning towards you. Titles like "Is she a cheater?" "No amount of success gives you the girl!" And "Pro-hero Deku will be looking for a new wife soon" started popping up. You have to take down any social platform to avoid being targeted.

• It is when Izuku gives a public declaration that things get worse. "I'm sorry, my wife is just not happy with me anymore. Please respect her wish! Don't harass her, I failed as a husband." It may seem like a hearty and sorrowful declaration from the outside, but Izuku picked word by word to gain sympathy and pressure you into changing your mind. People in the street call you "heartless", and the stress simply keeps growing for you.

• To put it in simple words, you were David against Goliath, except Goliath was a glorified person who had all the resources and support of the people. You were nothing but a tiny mouse squeaking to be set free of a relationship that was suffocating you.

The aftermath: Supposing you haven't given up and he signed the divorce papers

• If you somehow manage to divorce him after all these problems, congratulations. You survived 5% of the drama that awaits you! Now you won't be able to date someone without people snapping photos for entertainment news or judging you for leaving "such a great man". Izuku will still try to convince you to go back to him, playing his "sad lover" role in front of the cameras so well! He'll try to send expensive gifts and tell you to keep the house, he'll call you drunk in the middle of the night, and if you're not careful enough, he may try to gaslight you into thinking nothing wrong was happening in your marriage.

• One particular thing I must mention is that Izuku only signed the papers after you yelled at him at one of the legal mediations, hot embarrassment tears falling from your tired eyes as you begged him to let you go.

• Anyways, the list could go on, but those are the main points of divorcing Izuku :')

"Please, just sign the papers..." You said through the phone, your voice tired of pleading to someone who simply refused to hear you. "I will, I will! I'm just a little under the snow with work. Can you reschedule?" Izuku said, apologizing for not being there for you. Excusing himself for failing you, but refusing to let go. "You know how many articles I've seen with my face saying how much of bitch I am for visiting my lawyer's office?"

Izuku's silence was deafening, you could only hear him sigh slightly, perhaps feeling bad for putting you in such a position. "I don't want this divorce."

"But I do, so don't make things more difficult for me, please." He heard you say, biting his lip to hold back the tears. Izuku was glad you couldn't see him, sitting alone in his office with a half-empty bottle of wine you'd gifted him for his birthday. "Do you remember what day is today?" He asked.

"I don't know, Monday? I haven't slept lately." You answered unamused. "It's our anniversary... we married 5 years ago, on this very day." His words came out as a slow slur, his breath hitching as he crumbled through the phone. "I miss you a lot, please-"

"I'll see you on Wednesday, if you're not there I swear to God..."

...

"Mr. Midoriya?" Your lawyer called, her voice bringing your anxious husband back to reality. "Ah, sorry, it's me. Is... is she in there?" He asked, pointing at her office. She just looked at him with little sympathy and nodded. "On time, as always. Maybe you should avoid keeping her waiting, that's the least you could considering how many times we've had these conversations."

"There's no way I can fix this, is there?" Izuku asked as if the lawyer cared. "Wanna do something nice for her? Divorce her."