#daaave

[alvinmichaelmurphyseville]

“So, I have a list of super AMAZING things to tell ya!”

“Let me try and organize all this, to make it easier for ya.”

“I finished my other Goosebumps book! Whooo! And, here’s the amazing part, I returned it 9 WHOLE DAYS BEFORE THE DUEDATE! That NEVER happens. Can you believe it!?”

“But that’s not all! I’ve been practicing mode switching and currently I’m in mostly 2.0 mode, with a little Classic energy. It’s a pretty good sweet spot. I’ve been seeing an improvement in my grades, aside from one more history worksheet I only got 30% on. Overall, my progress report is looking like it might be fine! That’ll give Dave and The Smithster less to talk about at parent teacher conferences.”

“Wait! There’s MORE! I finished my giant Computer Science project today! It’s due tomorrow and I’m not cramming it all in at midnight! It is ready to go! Fingers crossed for at least a B!”

“My life is going GREAT! I think October is gonna be my month!” (Please don’t let this jinx me!)

[the-acid-pear]

i literally was already going to play dsaf again today there was no need for this

[edgarallen-foe]

@yifftwiceplz replied to your post “it's too early in the year for beach. too cold....”:

if you stop being a hater ill send some bbq

​i just think it's too cold! you enjoy your cold beach day though.

[gleamingsilence]

“I worked through the whole night. I need a space-coffee.”

*farting sounds*

“Coffee-Maker-Error-Message”

computer voice: “System works correctly”

#relatable (x)

[ceoegos]

Hey there. It’s uh, its Dave. You said hi earlier so I figured I’d say hi back.

-Dave ( @author-of-dangerous-fiction )

Dave! Daaave Hello! Good to see you dave!

[stinky-cheeseooopp]

Daaave Mustaine with olive eyes? Idk I'm too lazy to draw the eye :P

[daveyaps]

EXPLOFES DAAAVE

[floofybubblez]

DAAAVE!!!

[fuckingshutmeup]

HIIII DAAAVE

[dave-fox]

Daaave I'm so happy to see you I'm so glad you're here! And also I love your subtle hints ok :P

Thank you, happy to see you all too!

And I mean, to be honest I don't even know why my "subtle hints" about them being my dads was even shocking, it's totally not like they were practically screaming it throughout the years.

Seriously, how did anyone not connect the dots sooner through the 4 years of this? :P

[indentedheartner]

🫂 daaave one of those side hugs like heeey

[🫂]

Immediately Ken grabs his opposite shoulder and judo flips Dave across the room like tissue paper. Luckily Dave is the exact brand of child capable of enduring this maneuver without serious harm. Though of course, Ken isn't happy about that at all.

"Were you raised in a barn!?" He shrieks, shrill and girly, as if Dave is the one who acted more out of turn with a surprise hug.

[daveatkinson]

There are two little boys aged maybe 2 and maybe 4 whose mum pulls them past my house in a wagon every day on their way to day care. I was in the yard one day about a month ago when their mum said she hoped it was OK they were snitching chives from our garden.

"We have three patches of chives for that exact reason," I said. "We wouldn't put a garden in front of our house if we didn't want little dudes munching from it."

Since then, I hear them go by every day. They call it "Dave's Garden". I have told them a few times it's really Erin's Garden, but the name has stuck.

Every morning they each have a chive. Every morning, they each have a pod of peas. This morning, their mum fed them each a nasturtium blossom.

"I'm eating a flower!" yelled the older one.

"Try the leaves," I said. "They're spicy."

"That will be tomorrow's treat," said the mum.

"See you tomorrow, buddies," I said, waving from my door.

"BYEEE DAAAVE!"

[roxyteal]

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDLĖ) DAVE QUICK whats 9 + 10?????

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) 19. Wait, why're you asking me?

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDLĖ) nooo daaave youre supposed to say 21…

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) But that's not the right answer?

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDLĖ) its a meme dude like ok sure its kinda old but hmmm one sec ill hook ya up

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) I think someone's been spending a bit too much time with Viktor.

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDLĖ) hey!!! the man knows his memes!!!

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) I would hope so, since his office is full of them! And all of the second floor. And the first. And every other floor we're allowed to go into.

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDLĖ) cmon dave dont pretend like if ya were in charge, ya wouldnt be tempted to fill the whole goddamn place with pizza

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) I like other things too! Like… Coffee! Cakes! Pies! I've given pastas a chance! Burgers and fries, but I've found I like the nuggets more! And anyway, what's that have to do with anything?

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDLĖ) oh man im just sayin cause like, i so would too

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Oh. Yeah?

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDLĖ) not memes but like sharks sharks are cool asf dave ohhhh shit actually what if i went with a pirate theme thatd be so sick

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Sharks. And pirates. And also… There's a lot you can do with the Mediterranean aesthetic!

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDLĖ) holy shit yeah!!! see you get it!!!

[the-acid-pear]

Oh yeah forgot to show y'all these too. Not my first time seeing the FNAF books in person that's why I wasn't as crazy as I was over seeing manga in a standard ass library. Kinda upset I didn't skim thru the pages to take a pic of [reads notes] ...Daaave tho 🙄

[dave-the-tech-guy]

hey daaave..

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[phoneyboris]

DAAAVE DAVE DAEV Dave dave💕💕💕😭😭😭😭😭

so true anonymous