#d: pshhh. of course i did.

[chuuminn]

I SWEAR I'M ONLY MINORLY OBSESSED WITH DETECTIVE!MINNIE AND PM!JESS- @thewickedjazzy thank you for letting me draw us ksjfdhskl

[lostmyremembrall]

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love the way you write the prompts <3 may i request prompt 18 ??

📖𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐂𝐚𝐭

𝐺𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒: 𝐻𝑢𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑟, 𝐹𝑙𝑢𝑓𝑓, 𝑇𝑜𝑚 𝐵𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝐺𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝𝑦 𝐴𝑠𝑠 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝐽𝑜𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 1𝐾 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡! Now closed

A/N: Oh my god. I am SO sorry it took this long to get to yours. Please forgive me, and I hope you'll still enjoy this.

You surprise Tom with a cat

Tom’s eyes widened at the sight that awaited him. Four tiny paws. A ball of brown fur. Large two ears. The tiny creature stared up at him, and bared its teeth as it meowed. Tom couldn’t help but jerk his head backwards 

“There he is!”

The enthusiastic voice of Abraxas greeted him when the resident Dark Lord peeked his head in through the doors of the Room of Requirement. His cautious eyes flickered around the room, reminiscent of an uneasy salamander that dared to poke its head out from underneath a rock to survey his surroundings.

“Let’s get this over with,” Tom sighed as he walked towards them, completely ignoring the birthday decorations that you, Abraxas, and Canopus had spent hours putting up.

“Of course. We won’t dare take up your valuable time any more than necessary,” Canopus responded somewhat sarcastically, approaching Tom and reaching up to put the cone hat that read ‘Birthday Boy’ on top of the disgruntled man’s head, knowing full well that he detested it. You might as well say that, for Canopus, seeing Tom in this humiliating hat was the only redeeming aspect of hosting this birthday party. 

“You never fail to make my day, Canopus,” Tom murmured quietly, his eyes coldly narrowing on the black-haired Slytherin. You had to admit, despite the comically small ‘Birthday Boy’ hat perched atop the Dark Lord, his seething glare was still enough to send a shiver down your spine.

  “Well, it’s tradition,” Canopus shrugged with a smug smirk on his lips, a brave reaction worthy of praise from a Gryffindor. You had no idea what it was that Canopus had: courage, stupidity, or simply a warped sense of fear. But, whatever it was, you couldn’t help but pity and admire it at the same time.

“So... Presents,” Abraxas clapped his hands excitedly, contently watching as the group sat around the sofas.

“Here, Tom. Happy birthday,” Abraxas beamed at Tom as he passed the wrapped package that was clearly a book from its size and shape.

Tom did not respond and tore open the paper wrapping.

“Oh. Actually… this is quite helpful,” Tom showed the book cover to you and Canopus; the title read ‘Dictatorship 101: A Beginner's Guide to Regime Change by Khalilah D Smith’. “Thank you, Abraxas. For the thoughtful gift,” Tom even managed a slight curl of his lips.

The blond looked quite pleased with himself, turning his nose slightly up in the air with a proud smile.

“Pshhh, as if our great Tom needs any instructions on becoming a dictator,” Canopus rolled his eyes. 

“I, on the other hand, got the only thing Tom needs on his destined path to greatness: Time,” Canopus added an exaggerated flourish to his hands that gestured to the box on the coffee table, ignoring the clear annoyance that flashed across Abraxas’ elegant features.

“You should know, Canopus,” Tom raised a brow as he opened the box. “Your words bring nothing but anxiety to my already troubled mind.”

You peeked in over Tom’s shoulder to find what exactly he meant by ‘time’, as Canopus dramtically worded. To your surprise, it was packets of energy drink powder.

“Ohh… nooo, Canopus…” you murmured quietly, recalling the Dark Lord’s sensitivity to caffeine. The last time he tried one cup of coffee, he stayed up for four nights in a row. “What on earth made you think this was a good idea?”

“Shush shush,” Canopus silenced your words of terror, not even giving you a glance. “Tom, remember the coffee that you had? Imagine that, but double that.”

Tom’s eyes widened in amusement as he glanced at it. “By that logic, I could conquer the wizarding world twice as fast.”

“Exactly my point!” Canopus’ eyes glimmered wildly. “You don’t trust us with a thing. And you’re right to do so. Imagine how much you could get done if you could do everything yourself.”

Tom hummed, nodding along. “You know what, Canopus? For the first time in my life, you did not disappoint.”

You groaned, rolling your eyes. “You two are just enabling his unhealthy obsession with power!” You grabbed Tom’s shoulders, and he slightly wobbled from left to right as your seething eyes captured Abraxas and Canopus. “What Tom needs is stability. Emotional support.”

The wincing was visible on Tom’s face as you said the word ‘emotional support’, but before he had any opportunity to protest, you presented him with a medium-sized box. Tom was bewildered by the way the box seemed to shake on its own. But still, carefully, he opened the box.

“Oh,” Tom seemed lost for words. “Oh. This is… rather… unexpected.”

“Unexpected? What is it-” but Canopus did not need to finish his question, as a small tabby kitten poked his head out of the box and pressed his paws against Tom’s eyes. 

Tom grew silent.

“You thought giving Tom a cat was a good idea?” Canopus turned his disbelieving eyes to you. “And here you were, telling me gifting energy drinks was irresponsible.”

You scowled at your friend, not noticing the kitten that had begun climbing Tom’s uniform like it was his life mission. “Well, I, as his friend who actually know him, happen to think that an emotionally volatile person like Tom needs a support animal.”

“Emotionally volatile?” Tom repeated to himself quietly, doubting his ears over the words that came from this supposed friend of his. At that moment, Tom was trying to ignore the kitten on his shoulder, who was pressing his paws against his cheek.

You had to admit, Tom was showing a surprising level of patience towards the kitten, a bitter realisation following closely behind that, perhaps, Tom tolerated the kitten more than any of his human friends. The tabby cat began to incessantly meow by Tom’s right ear, demanding his attention.

Abraxas was watching all of this with intrigued amusement in his pale eyes. “Well… let’s just hope that the cat will survive to see adulthood.”

You found the meowing rather adorable, but it was clear that Tom’s patience was quickly wearing thin. Even for kittens, the Dark Lord had his limits, it seemed. “Look, I only speak snake,” Tom barked, turning his head to the right, speaking directly to the kitten with frustration evident in his voice. “I don’t know what you want from me.”

The kitten only responded by pressing his paws on Tom’s lips, perhaps for the first and the last time the Dark Lord was silenced. Either from rage or being overwhelmed by the kitten’s cuteness, Tom’s cheeks turned a bright red. For the sake of the kitten, you hoped it was the latter.

“Oh hey,” Canopus’ eyes widened at the kitten’s bold move. “What do you know? He might just live to see adulthood.”

Tom growled as the kitten began his climb up Mt. Tom again. “How wonderful,” he murmured darkly, his displeased eyes following the kitten’s tail that swung back and forth in front of his face as he made his way up his head. The kitten was now wrestling with the ‘Birthday Boy’ hat, fighting for his spot on top of his head.

“Not so intimidating anymore, are you Tom?” Canopus snickered as his eyes flickered

between the Dark Lord and the cat that had settled comfortably on top of his head.

Tom’s vehement glare from behind the swinging tail was quite the sight to behold. At that moment, for whatever came over its small brain, the kitten leapt off of Tom’s head and landed on Canopus’ face.

“Agh! What’s happening?!” Canopus tried to pull off the kitten while its claws dug into his face. “Get it off me!”

“Yes. Yes!” Tom’s dark chuckle echoed in the Room of Requirement, while Abraxas watched the scene in terror, his hands elegantly covering his gaping mouth. 

You could confidently say, that for the rest of your life, you would never forget the cheerful eyes of Tom when he turned to you and said, “You were right, dear. Emotional support was exactly what I needed.”

A/N: Ended up writing as a sequel of sorts to 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀 ℒℴ𝓇𝒹 ℴ𝓃 𝒞𝒶𝒻𝒻ℯ𝒾𝓃ℯ. Not my best writing, but hope you still enjoyed it!

[alleycat97]

Can you write a Veronica x Mc fic where Veronica gets super jealous of someone hitting on Mc and then realizes her feelings for her :D

Let’s do it 😄

Veronica x MC (Bea)

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“Can you believe they were giving this stuff away!” Zoey cheered slinging her new bag over her shoulder.

“If you count spending $3000 only to get a free purse as giving away, then yeah sure.” Bea added carefully maneuvering out the door with her items.

“We gotta get home stat and get you all dolled up. Belvoire hasn’t seen the best of Bea Hughes yet.” Zoey grinned.

Bea glanced across the street where Veronica was standing outside of Donatello’s Cafe most likely live streaming. Bea saw her oppurnity to plant the seed, she needed Veronica on her side after all.

“Hey Zo? Can you take this stuff for me? I’m gonna run over to Donatello’s and grab us some lunch.”

“Oh yeah great idea! Just get me a bowl of Risotto.”

Bea quickly memorized what Zoey wanted and dashed across the street sauntering up to Veronica who noticed her coming from a long way off.

“Hey Hey Veronicats!!! Look what a special treat this is! Belvoire’s favorite underdog, Wannabe Hughes!” That got the comments pouring in, Veronica knew what to do and Bea was a goldmine to her followers.

“And what do we owe the pleasure miss Hughes?” Veronica cooed.

“What? A girl can’t come over and appreciate a gorgeous specimen like yourself? You interrupted my shopping you know, being so beautiful and all.”

Ohhh Bea was good, cheesy but good. “Alright Veronicats, that’s all for now, tune in later for a wild night of Chloe drinking Tequila through her nose.”

Once the stream was over Veronica put her phone in her pocket and acquired her poker face to place on Bea, “What do you want Bea?”

“Nuuuthin, just wanted to admire you up close is all.”

“Oh you’re sweet, and dare I say cute. But I can’t afford to be seen with you. Poppy will make my life a living hell.”

“Do you always do what Poppy wants? You don’t need her you know. You need someone who lets you be you and can reward you for being, a good girl.” Bea really slowed down for that last bit, turning on that southern accent to help drive Veronica wild.

“Ohhh you precious thing. I’d really like to stick around but seriously, I may not need Poppy, but she has ways of ruining people.”

“Well I could ruin you to, just in the more pleasurable ways unlike Poppy.”

Veronica was dazzled by this Bea. Her features were betraying her and Bea knew it. She was looking sexy, confident, and dangerous. Veronica would tear her up if not being on the sidewalk. “I appreciate that. But I really gotta get inside, Chloe is waiting on me. I’ll catch ya around.”

Bea took that as a small win. Veronica was definitely on the edge, she just needed a small push. A push that was just inside the door.

Veronica met Chloe at their table and offfff course, Chloe had to lecture V on the dangers of socializing with Bea.

Bea stood in line, it wasn’t very long but long enough that she had to wait a few minutes and was exactly in front of Veronica’s line of sight.

The door bell rang and in walked a young blonde woman. She took the spot behind Bea and quickly stuck up a conversation. The small laughter and smile from Bea captured Veronica’s attention and began igniting a fire inside of her.

The way Bea would twirl her hair and giggle. That should be her standing there making her laugh. Not sitting with Chloe helping her decide which thread count on her sheets would make her sleep better.

Was she feeling jealous? Why was she jealous? Veronica Lombardi didnt get jealous, especially over someone like Wannabe.

But It’s when the woman placed her arm on Bea’s forearm to steady herself from laughing that Veronica had all she could stand, she was very, very jealous.

“Hey! Where are you going?! We haven’t even discussed material! Silk or flannel!” Chloe shouted as Veronica tuned her out approaching Bea.

Bea gave her a smirk and by the look in Veronica’s eyes, she wasn’t happy.

“Can I speak with you outside?” Veronica asked, “Excuse us.” She said, shoulder bumping the younger blonde.

“What’s your deal? I’ve been in line for 10 minutes! Now I lost my spot!” Bea hissed.

“Who is that?”

“Who is who?” Bea played.

“Tall, blonde, and handsy in there.”

“Pshhh why do you care?”

“I don’t. You shouldn’t be letting strangers touch you.” Veronica recovered.

“Why? Because it makes you jealous?” Bingo! Bea guessed it.

“Me? Jealous? Please.”

“That’s right. You’re so jealous. You wish it was you in there, touching me, doing whatever to me whenever you wanted.”

Veronica began to sweat, the heat between them skyrocketed.

“It’s too bad you can’t be seen with me. I was really hoping the big bad Veronica was all bite, instead of a whimsy bark. Guess I’ll have to take blondie up on her offer after all.”

Oh that did it, Veronica thought. Nobody was going to be touching Bea other than her. “You want a bad girl? I’ll admit, I am jealous. Not because of that skank, but of you.”

“Why are you jealous of me?” Bea asked confused.

“Because when I get done tearing you apart, you won’t be able to return the favor.”

[monomas-a-smug-bih]

may i request a monoma x reader where monoma thinks reader likes someone else?

This smug bih is jelly af

(Readers quirk is taking over someone's quirk by touching them for as long as they want. They don't use there quirk but control how the opponent uses it.)

MONOMA NEITO slammed his locker shut more aggressively than usual, catching a worried glance from Kendou. She paused her conversation with a vine haired girl and glanced over.

“What’s your problem now?” She almost groaned puffing out her cheeks. The blonde just shrugged and said it was nothing. He trudged along the long school hallway alone.

No he was definitely on edge about something.

He’d developed an ’ infatuation ’ with some 1A female that participated in the Sports Festival. He was interested by her before, but seeing her be amazing on the battle field seemed to just put fuel in the fire. His fire anyways.

Now, he had a crush on you. Especially since you were patient enough to start up some small talk with him while watching some other students fight it out. He was beyond surprised, not showing any of it on his face of course..

He r e a l l y wanted to hear more of your voice.

But than he realized something, you’ve been talking to that ‘Bakugou’ kid he pissed off at the festival. A lot. Like more than an average person (or Kirishima) could handle, the guy was barely even sociable 90% of the time! So why were you putting up with him instead of Monoma!

Thoughts were rushing in and out of his head, the teachers lesson not even reaching his ears. The ringing of reasons for 'her’ to like Bakugou were far too loud.

Did you like him?

Did he like you?

Were you dating…?

On the inside, he was furious. That dude was a total lunatic with some stupid superiority complex. What does Bakugou have that he doesn’t that you find so appealing? He kinda felt sick, the nausea causing his internal anger to dissipate into worry almost immediately.

His ears were so deaf to the background noise of his surroundings, an orange haired girl had to poke him with a pencil.He was sent a few glances from students, the teacher had asked him a question. 'Shit.’ He hastily smiled politely asking him to repeat the question.

“I said, did you get all that?” He felt sweat trickle down his neck.

“Yes sir.” His smug expression definitely was conflicting with his nervousness on the inside.

After getting out of the classroom way too early for some reason, Kendou filled him in on the instructions for the training today. They were meeting up with class 1A for a training exercise. His ears perked up, now he was kinda excited.

He’d get to talk to you again.

“Pfft I don’t know why, something about team work and adapting to the people and your surroundings and different unknown quirks of others….. you know the deal.” He thanked her and they headed to the arena together. It was a city like setting, with lots of metal pipe structures and frail looking buildings, a little outing clear in the middle of it.( kinda like the one in the new ep w izuku n sero but more clear and like a city? Idk)

There were four roles. Police who couldn’t use quirks, Heroes who could, injured or attacked who needed rescuing(immobile unable to move), and Villains. It was a simple but complicated exercise.

“If a hero, villain or police officer is immobilized or wrapped in white tape, they become the injured and are not allowed to move from there spot. The key to winning depends on how many injured on each side or if all heroes or villains are immobilized.” All might practically yelled.

“You may all put yourselves in pairs.” The tired man sighed, his eyes almost covered by black long hair was evidence to his haggard state.

All might gave an almighty salute to us (see wat I did there hehu) and it was time to team up with someone. His heart sank at the the thought of you choosing Bakugou over him, when he heard you two arguing like a married couple.

“Boom boyyyyy where are youuuu….” you almost sang poking your beautiful head out of the crowd.

“Shut up already! So much for being the fucking patient one!”

Well there goes his chances with teaming up with y-

“Quiet down already, pairs need to consist of one 1a and one 1b student.” The haggard man sighed. Monoma glanced to you excitedly, though managed to keep his face blank.

“What kInD oF FuckerY is ThiS!!”

Taking your eyes off Katsuki, you and the blonde made eye contact, your e/c orbs looking into his pretty grey ones, didn’t you know him from somewhere? It clicked so you smiled brightly and ran over to him.

“Hey hey! I know you! Sports festival right!” You trotted over waving to him. His grey tinted eyes lighting up, he’d be lying if he wasn’t excited by you even remembering him.

“Yep. What is it?” He smiled for a second, it transitioning to a familiar smug grin.

“O-oh! N….Neito! Right? Well we have to choose different pairs now and your the only person I could think of….so…” you tried not to ramble, a little sad that he’d probably say no. His eyebrows bounced up, eyes widening a slight bit, than chuckled. Man did he loved the way his first name sounded in your voice.

“Well I don’t see why not.” He shrugged smugly, secretly dying on the inside about how cute you looked when you stuttered and rambled a little bit.

You two with some others were chosen for the part of heroes of course, and Bakugou was chosen as one of the villains, paired up with some random 1b student.

At the moment, you and the yellowy’ blonde may have been trying to attack a certain explosive boy. He was on a rampage of capturing heroes while you too thought up a plan inside a partially destroyed building.

Monoma distracted him, putting his dodging skills to work, snatching the boys quirk too steal his attention,

“YOU FUCKING COPY-CaT iLl KiLl yOu!”

“Haha, go on and try.”

Monoma was taunting him, so you swooped in from the building jumping towards his back, your hand grazed the ash blondes shoulder, gifting you control over his quirk. He hadn’t seen you yet since you were a fast runner he knew a second hero was present but looked too late to catch you hiding under a wrecked wall piece from a building he’d blown up. You didn’t wanna give away your hiding spot but it looked like Monoma would need a little help soon enough.

“Monoma!” You yelled, he took his eyes off of Katsuki.

“Got it!” You redirected an explosion about to hit him, giving him a change to retreat. Concentrating, you got Bakugou to, basically start self destructing.

“What the f-…Fucking Y/n! FUCKING Really!?” Monoma envied how he knew you enough to recognize you by your quirk almost immediately. Your quirk was quite exciting though, it was practically the ultimate counter attack.

You weren’t aiming to hurt him, but he unfortunately looked down at his palm before hand confused, knocking himself out with a minor explosion that came out of it shortly.

“Shit…. I am so dead afterwards, aren’t I.” You two wrapped him up in tape, leaning him against a wall, and went back into your little damaged building.You and Monoma just sat there on concrete waiting for more villains, awkwardly.

He was itching to ask if you associated your self 'intimately’ with the ash blonde he hated. He had to at l e a s t hint at it right?

“So what’s with you and 'boom boy’?”

“Huh?” You shot him a confused glance, putting a light dust of red in his cheeks. Why did you have to look so adorable?

“Well I mean, you too are pretty close for a pret- *cough* cool high school girl and a short tempered lunatic.” You watched his lips twitch a bit, seeming to struggle keeping on a smug expression, you tilted your head.

'Damn, good one Monoma. You almost called her pretty a n d trashed talked her potential boyfriend in one sentence. Great.’

“You got a crush on 'him’ or something.?” Jealousy was even more unbearably potent in that sentence.

“Kacchan?” You confirmed, he looked at the ground.

You blinked at him, giving him time to say he was joking. Than you stomped on his pride, by instead of replying stifling a laugh. Than struggling to keep it in and practically laughing through your whole sentence.

“Bakugou Katsuki? Pfft he’s l-like a-a brother t-to me.” He let out a quiet huh registering your words after admiring your careless laugh. It was like music to his ears. Now he felt like an idiot.

“W-why-” you gasped for emphasis on your realization.

“You’re….jealous?” His instincts kicked into panic mode the moment he messed up, this couldn’t have gone worse. Like hell someone as smart and pretty would like some smug asshole she’s talked too a couple of times, she’d find out and then. Game over.

“Woah, I was right for once AND made Monoma Neito, the copy cat of class B jealous!!” You eyebrows rose, and then a smug expression took over the features he admired most, then you smiled like an idiot seeing his face turn red. He desperately tried to erase the sound of how nicely his first name rolled off your tongue. He shook his head.

“Pshhh, yeah right. No I’m no-!” Before he could deny anything, you quit the sarcastic scooted closer to him on the concrete floor. You grabbed one cheek and pecked the other softly. This smug boy was beyond shocked.

“Cute.” His face was pink and his thoughts were scattered. You placed another soft kiss on his neck, sending shivers down his back.

For once he didn’t have any comebacks or smug remarks.

I apoligize this is kindaaa long but I was really in the mood for writing wOoPs :)

I explained the game or tranin a. Little to thoroughly because I was planning on maybe involving it in other imagines, like you guys request with a different char and the game, and I can write it as like a diff char x reader with them 'rescuing’ or having to carry you or smth. Idk.

Leave a note reblog and send me some requestssss I’m planning on opening them rn!

[thestanceyg]

Answers (Day 8)

FYDL Drabble-a-thon Day 8

Pairing: pre-ship (Darcy Lewis/Spencer Reid, Steve Rogers/Penelope Garcia, Bucky Barnes/Emily Prentis)

For: @cmay62, based on this post

Words: 880

Charity: EPIC They work on privacy and civil liberties issues for the information age.

“Why did we have to bring Little Miss Mouthy over here again?” Bucky asked, smiling around the mouth of his beer bottle.

“Because someone has to act as interpreter for you,” Darcy said with a touch of superiority in her voice.

“It’s not like we don’t speak English doll.”

“Yeah, but not everyone speaks old man, and neither of you really speak technology.”

“Hey! I text you! I send you memes!”

Steve laughed. “We were saddled with a babysitter. Deal with it Bucky.”

“But I don’t know why!” he whined.

“Because she’s the one in touch with Dr. Reid,” Steve said just as Darcy also answered.

“Because someone has to stay immune to your charms and tell you no.”

“Aww, doll, don’t be that way. You know you love me.”

“It’s quite the leap from tolerate to love. Are you sure you’re right in the mind?”

“Hey now, that guy you’re named after totally made the leap from tolerate to love with Elizabeth Bennet.”

Darcy gave him an appraising look. “Okay. Fair. Point Bucky.”

Bucky crowed in victory, but noticed that Steve wasn’t fully paying attention to their conversation. “Hey, what’s caught your eye?”

“I think the better question is who,” Darcy said, following Steve’s line of sight. There was a group of women talking animatedly to a man standing at their table.

“They’re setting him up, I think,” Steve said, not bothering to look back at his companions.

“Like with one of them?”

“No, I think they’re planning on bringing him down a peg. They’ve got this look Peggy used to get before one-upping a guy who was a little too big for his britches.” They all sat and watched as Steve was proven right when they all pulled out credentials to flash at the man who just looked at the dumbly before walking away. They burst out laughing just as the women did.

“I hope the team we’re working with tomorrow are that fun,” Darcy said as she went back to her drink.

“That would make dealing with a possible Hydra cult a lot easier,” Bucky said with a sigh before downing the last of his beer.

Darcy clinked her glass against his empty bottle, “Yuuuup.”

The next morning they arrived at Quantico five minutes before they were supposed to meet their team. “I told you to set an alarm,” Darcy grumbled.”But nooooo. ‘There’s no need D! We have an internal clock doll.’ Pshhh.”

Steve hung his head a little guiltily but kept the quick pace he had set toward the security checkpoint. He and Darcy quickly stepped through, but Bucky was having a problem.

“Of course I set it off,” he said as they pulled him to the side to wand over him. “My arm is made of metal. You can see it. You don’t need a wand to know what set it off,” he complained while the supervisors debated what to do about the weapon that was his prosthesis. “Look, I will absolutely file an ADA suit against you if you don’t just let me go. I’m here to meet with a team because of my specialized knowledge for Christ’s sake.”

Sensing things were about to get ugly, Darcy quickly intervened. “Excuse me, SSA Hotchner is waiting for us upstairs. I can understand your concern, but I think if you look very closely, you’ll see that you are currently detaining a national icon that would have already killed you if that was his intent.” She grabbed Bucky’s hand and started to pull him away. “Now if you don’t mind, we are already late and we are absolutely blaming you. Have a nice day.”

Bucky was still scowling at the security guards, but had calmed down. “Thanks,” he said once they were in the elevator. “I don’t know why it bothered me so much.”

“Because it’s dumb? Like the point of those little pull asides is to make an assessment from professional judgement. They should have looked at you and been like, ‘Oh, cool. Bucky Barnes. He’s on our list so we knew this was coming.’ And then they should have waved you through.”

“Yeah,” he said, “that pretty much sums it up.”

“Look on the bright side,” she said to both of them as the elevator opened back up. “The people we’re about to meet with actually want you here and are going to respect you more.” They nodded and followed Darcy into the BAU where a small group was clustered together at some desks.

“Darcy Lewis?” a tall, reedy man asked.

“Shit,” Darcy muttered under her breath, causing the soldiers to look at her. “Of course he had to be hot,” she sighed before putting a smile on her face.”Yes, and this is Steve and Bucky,” she said louder while gesturing to the guys. Bucky snorted at her statement and Steve just looked amused until he looked at the rest of the group.

“Oh!” he puffed out. “We saw you last night.”

Darcy looked at Dr. Reid’s coworkers and realized Steve was right. And, if the soft blush on Steve’s face or the assessing look on Bucky’s were any indication, the whole lot of them were about to be in the same boat. This simple consult suddenly was a whole lot more interesting.

[hesokuri-wars]

Mod Jyushi!!! :D We've missed you so much!! *hugs* How have you been? Did you miss us? :3

Pshhh of course I missed you guys!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

And I’m doing much much better now!! I’m not going to go into too much detail, I was just super overworked and ended up sacrificing my health for it, but now I’m finally able to rest!!

- Mod Jyushi

[darkestbloo]

the ask away (anon or not): 1-5, 7-13, 15, 16, 18-23, 25-41, 43-59, 63, 68, 69, 71, 73-85, 87-96!!! ;3;

(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed?I don’t have a closet in my room right now but I’ve always slept with them closed~ xD

(2) Do You Have Freckles?Nope, somehow that gene passed onto my brothers but not me~ xD

(3) Can You Whistle?Yeh!https://youtu.be/y6i_KF9ShIg

(4) Last Song You Listened To.https://youtu.be/IH8RVvIHB9E

(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour?Green~(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now?9°C

(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky?Nope!

(9) How Many Followers?somehow I got 99 followers?

(10) Zodiac Sign.Scorpio~

(11) What Is Your Eye Colour?Grey~

(12) Take A Vitamin Daily?Uhh.. no, I take Calcium+Vitamin D 

(13) Do You Sing In The Shower?Nope xD

(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14.it’s icelandic soo xD um hana, eins og kappsamur stúdent að vinna fyrir háskólablað.

(16) Favourite Anime?Kuroshitsuji!!! and Durarara!!!!

(18) Do You Collect Anything?Uhh, not really

(19) What Did You Have For Lunch?A sandwich with cheese and some cocktail sauce with it

(20) Do You Dance In The Car?Nope.. unless me and my bestie are jokin around xD

(21) Favourite Animal?Tigers and wolves~

(22) Do You Watch The Olympics?Nope xD

(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed?Uhh, usually around 4 or 6am

(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean?Never swam in the ocean before so I’ll just say pool xD

(26) Favourite Tumblr Blog?@medi-guro ~ ;3;

(27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water?Doesn’t matter, our water is the best here xD Though like, fresh water straight from a lake that’s coming right from a mountain or whatevs.. is so.. fucking good

(28) What Makes You Happy?My family and going outside

(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.

(30)

Do You Study Better With Or Without Music?

usually without unless it’s just english or something I’m good at~

(31) Dogs Or Cats?

dogs~

(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be?

White because I’m useless *cringes from old memeing*

(33) PlayStation Or Xbox.

idfk, never tried Xbox so yeah, playstation I guess

(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean?

Ocean, fuck the lake, can have like fucking leeches or some shit

(35) Do You Believe In Magic?

Nah

(36) What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing?

Black *emo af* yeah what up losers *whips hair that I don’t have* 

(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue?

nope

(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It?

I save and when I want something I put it in the cart and decide later whether I still want it or not but.. I do spend money on like, stuff I know I need or will be handy like, right now, not in 5 years xD

(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You?

Not entirely pink but my alpacasso Niji is  a pastel rainbow baby so yeah he has some pink xD

(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now?

Oreos with milk, I bought 5 packs few days ago and I got half a pack left xD

(41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly?

Yeah!

(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams?

I guess so?

(44) Do You Like Going On Airplanes?

Sure!! I love traveling~

(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry.

Hachi: A dog’s tail

That’s all I have to say goodbye *shuffles away crying* I thought it was a cute looking movie when I saw it at the store when I was a kid *sniffles* IT MADE ME CRY SO BAD

(46) Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds?

christ.. uhh.. neither are my thing but I’ll just go with peanuts xD

(47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be?

Twenty One Pilots 

(48) Are You A Picky Eater?

Uhh, yeah, I think so.. xD

(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper?

Nope xD

(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning?

If I’m inside, nah but if I’d ever be outside, yeah xD

(51) Do You Like To Read / Write?

I like to write but I’m not a fan of reading xD HOW IRONIC

(52) Do You Like Your Music Loud?

Yeah~

(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents?

Wrap presents, I’ve never carved a pumpkin so ye

(54) Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up?

I don’t really have like, a playlist but I just went into my history, closed my eyes, scrolled up and down before clicking once and uh, this is the song I got:

https://youtu.be/UdQbChxCANo

(55) What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather)

Sky says summer but wind says winter, soo fall? xD

(56)What Are You Craving Right Now?

OREOS ;; BUT I DON’T WANT TO FINISH THEM *cries*

(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.

Okies, it’ll be at the bottom of this post xD

(58) What Is Your Gender?

I’m a guy my dude *manly pose* heck yeah dude

(59) Coffee Or Tea?

I hate both but I’ll fucking suffer with coffee instead of tea *gags* the smell of tea literally makes my eyes water and I feel nauseous, idk why but FUCK I HATE TEA

(63) Favourite Pokemon?

Espeon~!!! MEWMEW

(68) What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now?

Garnier shampoo that’s like, honey and stuffs xD

(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free?

I’d sleep in the car xD 

(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life?

Yeh, my mom isn’t really around since I’ve moved 6 hours away from her to stay with my dad but.. yeh! xD

(71)  Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters?

THE INCREDIBLES 2, FUCK I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR TOO LONG, MOVE ASIDE KIDS, I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

(73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now?

I got no idea..

(74) What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest?

Uhh.. I dunno but I love brown eyes

(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set?

I loved swinging as a kid, that was my shit buuut.. I get motion sick VERY easily so I mean.. I can’t really swing anymore since I get so dizzy.. ;;

(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate?

peanut butter m&m’s~

(77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone?

I don’t have any games on my phone xD

(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not?

Wtf, of course I would, I’d at least try, I’m weak af but yeah, I’d try.. And why? wtf man, it’s a human life, that’s a person, a living being, of course I’ll do what I can to help them..

(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?

*click tongue* what do you take me for? a kid? pshhh, everyday bro.. IT’S EVERYDAY BRO *dies from cancer*

(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network?

Yeah and I’m too good at it xD

(81) Do You Like Meeting New People?

I love meeting new people! ;3;

(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them.

I don’t, sorry to disappoint xD

(83) Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed?

Closed! 

(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today?

I got out of bed *crowd goes wild* I know I know, very big step for me.. Then I ate and checked on the kittens next door, MY FUTURE KITTEN BABY ;3;

(85) What Do You Wear To Bed?

A t-shirt and pajama pants or my shorts~

(87) Are You A Day Or Night Person?

Night person but I also hate sleeping past 1pm? I.. don’t know? xD

(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your Phone, Console Etc.

My 3DS, Animal Crossing:New Leaf ;3;

And uh, instead of my phone I’ll list the games on my computer~

Stardew Valley, Don’t Starve Together, Wolf’s Quest and Trove~

(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened.

Few days ago I had a dream that my dad’s dog had pups and when a certain pup tried to feed she’d always move him away? idk it was so weird xD she was very gentle and all but wouldn’t let a certain pup drink, definitely because she went into heat and the dog next door got some lovin time with her so ye xD

(90) Favourite Soda Drink?

Coke and Dr.Pepper~

(91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite?

My dog’s snorts and snores~

(92) Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More?

Sweats, jeans are only if I’m going out of town xD

(93) How Do You Look Right Now?

Ready to go back to sleep because I’m still in my jammies

(94) Name Something That Relaxes You.

My dog Salka ;3;

(95) What Tattoo Do You Want?

My dog’s name and some other stuffs that’s meaningful to me~

(96) Favourite YouTuber?

Idubbbztv, tvFilthyFrank and h3h3!

There’s the screenshot xDSo!! DANK SO SO SO MUCH FOR ASKIN ME ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS, ULTRA MEGA BESTEST BESTIE~!!!! ;3; I HOPE THE ANSWERS DON’T DISAPPOINT!! 

[marisatofu-blog]

Well well well…I’m back!

In case you forgot about me, I’m still here!

It’s been a long while since I last posted! It’s kind of nice to give my perfectionism a break from reading and re-reading my blogs over and over again to make sure my grammar is spot on.  I have quite a few pet peeves when it comes to grammar…but even I know I’m not perfect all the time. (Like you should know the difference between ‘their’ and ‘there’, ‘than’ and ‘then’ or ‘our’ and ‘are’…but I’ll still forgive you if you don’t :) haha)

To get to the point, ’cause you’re probably like “What has this girl been up to lately?”. Well my friends, I had a glorious, month long visit home! Our (Ryan and myself) departure was December 23; so up until that point I was listening to Christmas music as often as I could…and Ryan judged me majorly for this. We both needed to pack up the apartment we were living in (because we’re moving soon!!) and I had all the songs on repeat. Thankfully he put up with me and my insane Christmas cheer :D (and I love him even more for it).

China doesn’t really decorate around Christmas time, (well, the city we were in doesn’t) so I can still remember the feeling of  excitement I had to go home and see the Christmas tree my mom decorated, or just any decorations. Or to smell the homey Christmas candles….ahhhh. Also I was really pumped for all the snow! Weird right? Everyone seems to dread the snow, but I was welcoming it with open arms. In fact, just the other night I missed the sound of a snow plow going by. So strange…But the main reason for my excitement was just to be with my friends and family to celebrate the holidays. I mean that’s what the holidays are all about, right!?

Right?

Well, I feel like presents are such an expected thing around Christmas-time, or even for birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day…okay a lot of days. Kids (well most kids) aren’t afraid to show their expectations/excitement when it comes to presents. I personally remember a time when it was my 9th birthday (or around that..okay it was last year you guys! ahah kidding) and my parents got me a stuffed animal.  I didn’t want a stuffed animal…pshhh. I was too mature for that (meanwhile I tucked in all of my 7 stuffed animals into bed every night)….But I was definitely a child that loved gifts.

But as adults I feel like we hide it, as we often do our emotions. “Oh you didn’t have to get me anything!”. Meanwhile, if you have a birthday party and no one brings you a gift at all, are you slightly disappointed? Or lets say it’s your anniversary and your special someone doesn’t get you a gift. My guess is that your inner, immature self would be throwing a tantrum; if you had even a shred of hope that someone would bring you a gift. BUT if you’re like, an amazing human being and just cherish the company of others, kudos to you. You are awesome.

And this year, I’m joining that awesome club! I feel like this year I truly cared less about gifts. Seriously. This year I didn’t care what I got, or if I even got anything. I was truly happy to be home with friends and family to just spend my time with them (not that I didn’t appreciate the gifts I got!!). And I know you’re like “yeah sureeee she cares about her family this much”…

I DO. With all my heart I would do anything for every single one of them. They’re all a bit loud, fun, weird, and different…and sometimes a bit moody (okay that’s me on low sleep). But they’re all amazing (I guess I’ll put myself in that category as well…hehe..I mean blood relation you know, I have to have it too!). And boy was it nice to be home!! I arrived home safely, and Ryan, after having our flight delayed, rushing to his connection flight, only to have that delayed an hour, meanwhile having zero sleep on a 14 hour flight, reached Florida safe for his family holidays. For me, as usual, my arrival was on a Friday night pizza night, and my mom saw me at the door and welcomed me with a big hug. I walked in and saw my dad with our very close family friend (again, hugs all around), and I of course got to see my BABIES.

These two little ones…

They steal my heart every time. It melted my heart when they came to cuddle. I feel like they know who I am, but who really knows with cats. They definitely weren’t jumping up and down when they saw me, as most dogs do (they would run you over). But my cats behaved much like cats (surprise surprise) and did that cool cat walk like “Hey…what’s up? Come here often?” just to rub it in my face that I haven’t been around, making me feel bad for leaving them :(

I remember Ryan suggesting at one point to go to Toronto to meet up with friends, and I didn’t want to go because I wanted to spend as much time as possible at home. Even if no one was home because they had to do their regular day things, I just wanted to be at home and cuddle my cats….which I mean, judge me however you like (crazy cat lady, crazy animal lady), but I just wanted to smoosh them as much as possible. (We did end up going to Toronto by the way and it was a blast!)

So at this point you’re probably thinking “Okay, your entire time home did not involved just smooshing your cats…”

You’re right.Let me get to the more interesting parts of the holidays.

Florida New Years

This New Years was a big deal to me you guys. I feel like most New Years I end up staying in and watching the ball drop on TV with whoever else I’m celebrating with. Which, yes, it’s about the company and whatnot, BUT I seriously wanted to get out and do something fun for New Years….Okay last year I celebrated New Years in Thailand with some pretty awesome people (Ryan’s family), so that was amazing. But most new years I tend to spend indoors at my own fault. Sometimes you gotta make your own fun!

So, this year I did my research and figured out what Ryan and I could do in Florida. I booked us a hotel, a restaurant reservation, and mapped out where we would go afterwards. Perfect! We were not going to have a boring New Years.

My flight arrived in Florida the evening of December 30, and we drove to Fort Myers on the 31 to get to the hotel and get ready for our evening.

Views from the sky!

Here’s what the night looked like:

Followed by this:

And then this:

So we had our lovely dinner and we walked around Fort Myers to celebrate with everyone around. This was really cool because there were multiple streets shut down just for people to walk around, drink, and listen to the handful of bands dispersed throughout. As well, a part was sectioned off for the ball drop. All through the night we were able to order alcohol from the booths stationed outside, and that’s when Ryan noticed the Jell-O syringes. Yes…they were actually in a syringe!

I don’t remember exactly how many I had, but I remember hating the taste of them; but yet with peer pressure from Ryan I continued to have them anyway (notice the whipped cream on top; it wasn’t totally awful). I just remembering shuddering every time from the nasty flavour, and having to chase it with beer.

As the night went on, the streets got more crowded and I started feeling like I was back in China, but at this point I already had enough alcohol in me that I didn’t really care about my surroundings. Don’t worry, I didn’t do anything inappropriate! But when we were waiting for the ball to drop, which was blocked off by moveable fencing, there was an interesting security guard watching ‘his area’ (by moveable I mean someone has to physically move it…it can’t move on it’s own!). Ryan and I had our hands on the fence, just chatting away, minding our own business when the security guard comes over and tells us to take our hands off the bar. I didn’t realize a resting hand could do so much damage to a fence! We kept watching him and he continued to do this for anyone, even if they just rested their foot on it, or any body part for that matter. Well, I was feeling pretty rebellious so I kept my hand on their anyways. I showed you Mr. Security Guard!!

…and then he came over and pushed me, and Ryan got in a fight and that was the end of our evening.

Just kidding! But wouldn’t that be interesting!

That really was the extent of my rebelliousness though…nothing happened. (I know, why can’t I be more rebellious just for the purpose of this blog??)

Later on in the night more ‘fun’ people came out from wherever they were hiding. This included a group of super interestingly religious people;  they announced to everyone continuously via loud-speaker, that everyone around Fort Myers was going to hell. Just the kind of vibes people want around New Years right?! I remember seeing some people going up and trying to hug this one particular speaker, to try and show him some compassion. Instead he said “What are you doing, do not touch me, I said to not touch me. Please stop touching me. You’re all going to hell”. This guy was dead serious. Some others went up and explained their own religious views, but this group still put them down for going out and celebrating New Years Eve. I really had no idea religious people weren’t allowed to go out, drink or have fun. All I know is, I wont be joining that religious group (and I probably wouldn’t even be allowed!).

When it got closer to midnight,  Ryan and I gathered with everyone else around the ball drop area. And as you might imagine New Years being between couples…well yeah it was darn cute. And if you’re single, you’d probably kiss that random stranger or hug a good friend…or all of the above if you’re really having a good time!

A really blurry photo shortly after midnight by the ball drop!

I however stuck with Ryan, and we continued to have a good time by going into a nearby bar. The place was huge, with lights flashing, people dancing and the music vibrating through the walls. I decided (like a kid) to follow the bright flashing lights upstairs. With alcohol in my system I tend to be a bit more curious than normal, and Ryan tagged along. Once we got upstairs, the room opened up to a less busy of a bar with several couches placed throughout, and people dancing to the music between them. I remember seeing the couch and was like “Oh that’s nice, I’ll just sit down for a bit”. I at that point hadn’t sat all evening and my feet were tired. Suddenly, a husky security guard comes over and says “This is VIP! Get out!”, and as we jump out of our seats we hear one of the guys from VIP say “No it’s okay, they can stay”. I should have figured out it was the VIP section before I sat down, based on the environment, but my situational awareness wasn’t the best. So Ryan and I were sitting there and this guy didn’t even tell us his name, he just said “Yeah I’m a football player. We’re all football players up here, and this is our section. But it’s cool if you want to stay”. My mind was at first like “Ooookay football player with no name”, and then thought “I know he wants us to be blown away by his sheer amazing-ness, but what’s his name again?”. In my mind, your name is more important than your occupation, but I think he thought opposite. So to make him feel more special, here was my reaction: “NO WAY! WOW. THAT IS SO COOL! Oh my gosh. This is crazy. No we should leave! We’re sooooo sorry”. In which case he was like “No, no you guys can say”. Then Ryan and I looked at each other and are like…crap, now we owe him/them something. We have to buy them all drinks, and I don’t know that we have that much money left! (I also don’t know if I can worship them that much longer…). So I asked some of the guys and girls around what they wanted and Ryan and I waited at the bar for a bartender when Ryan said,  “I just really want to get out of here”. Smart cookie Ryan is!  So, we literally bought zero drinks and just walked out of the building, not even saying goodbye to anyone.

Poor football players were probably wondering where their rum and coke’s were at!

At this point it was getting late and we decided to walk back to our hotel, which was about a 20 minute walk. We had stopped in at a gas station to pick up some food and refreshments and next thing you know, it’s morning and we were in the hotel. I was laying on the bed, on top of the covers with my clothes from the previous night on….we made it back to the hotel??

I turned over to make sure I made it back with Ryan, and saw him on the other  double bed. I tried get up to go to the bathroom but my head was pounding, and the room was spinning. I finally forced myself to the bathroom because my bladder couldn’t take it anymore, and as I was washing my hands I regretfully looked at myself in the mirror. You can use your imagination to picture how good I looked just then. (hint hint: amaaaaazing). I drank some water, and very, very slowly walked back to bed.

Checkout was at noon, so of course we needed to get out of the hotel, but I was in no state of wanting to live.

I tried to pack up some of my things when I had to suddenly run to the bathroom to puke….ugh. I tried again…and puke again. Then we made it to the checkout, I looked like a mess and didn’t even want to talk, so I let Ryan handle it. We decided to grab something at Dunkin’ Donuts before we drove back, but I couldn’t even look at food, or coffee…not even Ryan because the sun was reflecting off his magnificent white skin.

Ha! Just kidding. He’s no vampire. Anyways, Ryan ordered something at Dunkin’ Donuts and I sat there, slumped in my chair with my eyes closed, waiting, and hoping not to throw up again. After he was done, we made it to the car and Ryan pulled out of the parking spot when a wave of nausea hit me again. He pulled back in the spot and I quickly got out, thinking I was going to puke, but it was a false alarm. Thank goodness Ryan’s mom had the travel sickness bags in the car; what a smart lady! I got back in and took the bag out just in case, and ended up falling asleep. We finally got back to the condo, with no accidents in the car (yay!), but as I got out of the car and can you guess what happens next?! Yepp…I threw up again. Ryan left me to do my business each time because he couldn’t handle it, which I totally get! Who wants to see that. But the plus side of this situation is that Ryan complimented me on how quiet I am when I throw up. Sooooo I’ll add that to my resume!

Anyways, the whole day I felt like crap. I was willing myself to feel better because I saw how beautiful of a day it was. I just wanted to be out in the sun, and I only had a few days left in Florida! But no matter how hard I tried, I never did get to sit out in the sun that day. I made my New Years Resolution to never drink again (as if a year is that quick to get through)….but I’ve broken that promise several times since! But New Years was a blast with Ryan and SO memorable, and that’s all I really wanted. I would go back and do that again another year, just minus the Jell-O syringes. Bleh.

Me the day after New Years: recovering all day

I was able to get to the beach a few days, and was it ever nice!!

Post New Years Adventures

Pretty much every weekend after getting home from Florida, we spent staying up late and having fun. I have to say, Ryan did really well in this area. Ryan’s dad has this saying that nothing good happens after midnight; but I would say for Ryan that nothing good happens after 5am.

There was the one pizza night when everyone was over, being all loud and having a good time. One person we were extra happy to have around because he doesn’t make it to pizza nights as often anymore; my brotha from anotha motha, Eric. Actually though he is like another brother, since my family grew up with his just 2 houses down the road. Anyways, it was getting late and I was super tired that night so I decided to head to bed early. Ryan and Eric however stayed up until 6AM!! Like a little kid on Christmas morning, Ryan came into my room and excitedly woke me up to tell me that we’re going out for breakfast at 7am. They wanted to keep the day rolling, and I was their ride to breakfast. I negotiated with Ryan that 7:30 would be better, but when that time came around Ryan didn’t wake me up. 8:30 came around and still I heard nothing.  So I went downstairs to where the guys were last, and I see the them both sleeping away like little angels (okay maybe some snoring was involved). When they finally woke up they were both still drunk, and they knew breakfast was off, especially since Eric had to be somewhere for noon.

The next really fun time of Ryan waking me up was when he went out with my brother and his girlfriend to celebrate their friends birthday. (PS. do you notice this pattern of me not staying up late and drinking?? I learned something from New Years!) We had just gotten home from my grandma’s 80th birthday around midnight, and they were ready to party! Rico and Ryan had some shots before I dropped them off downtown, and I told them to text me if they needed a ride. I even stayed up late to wait for a text, but received no response. SO I got a lovely call at 5am, and I don’t even remember what Ryan said because I was pretty much still asleep. In my half asleep state, I went downstairs and saw Rico propping Ryan up and trying to open the door at the same time. I at first was like “Okay…they’re just really close now”. Then I finally, really woke up and because something about it didn’t look right. Finally Ryan bursts out “I broke my ankle!!” He’s drunk, and Rico’s giving me a smile like “Geez I dunno what happened…yeah it was stupid”. Confused with how he could possibly break his ankle, I respond “What?? Are you okay? What happened??”. I swear I didn’t hear the full story of what happened until the next day (I did not get much information out of the drunk Ryan).

Here’s the story:

Everyone goes out to the bar, has a great time, Ryan’s not drunk

Bar closes, everyone Uber’s to the birthday girls’ house, Ryan’s not drunk

Birthday girls’ family (and Rico’s girlfriends’ cousins) arrive, Ryan’s not drunk

The family brings out the real alcohol, people start dancing in the living room, Ryan’s drunk

Shots, shots, more shots, Ryan’s really drunk

Deep conversations, heart to hearts, still drunk

More shots….still really drunk

Time to go home, Rico and Ryan have the brilliant idea of walking..still drunk

What’s that Ryan see’s? A really tall shed you say?….still drunk

Ryan parkour’s to the top of the shed and proceeds to jump down (stupid, stupid idea…really drunk)

Ryan lands…and voila! He can’t really walk (maybe a bit more alert, but still drunk)

Rico somewhat carries Ryan home

Ryan calls Marisa

So yes, Ryan jumped off a very tall shed in a random person’s backyard, and seriously messed up his ankle. Rico said he was just walking along, and the next thing he knows Ryan brings out his inner monkey and is climbing on a fence towards a shed, gets onto the roof, and jumps off, landing flat on his feet. Okay there Mr. Hulk! (Except instead of him shattering the ground beneath him, the ground shatter him) Something in his ankle must have cracked, or fractured…we still don’t know. My biggest worry at the time was that we were leaving for China the next day and I was wondering how I would get him through the airport with all the luggage we had. Also I have yet to see any people in wheelchairs in China, and there was no way I could carry Ryan the whole way through.

If you’re wondering what’s up with Ryan’s ankle now, we still don’t really know. It was, and is still sometimes painful to watch him walk. On the day of our departure, my dad was able to find some crutches for Ryan to use. Thanks dad! I didn’t have to end up carrying Ryan after all!

Overall the trip home was a blast; we made the most of our days home and spent as much time with people we knew we wouldn’t see anytime soon. Going away has made me appreciate those important people in my life even more; I often randomly think of people from home and sometimes feel like crying! But crying from missing friends and family has subsided a lot, compared to when I initially got here. Sometimes I have the opposite reaction and feel like bursting out laughing, which is equally as funny. The longer I stay, the easier it gets.

Some other memories from my visit home:

Skiing at Blue Mountain with my dad and family friend

More cuddles

Going for a nice hike, full of smog-free air!

Got my Italian passport!!

Axe throwing competition

Being home always creates warm memories for me; I laugh uncontrollably at least once a day, and I feel surrounded by great people.  My brother, for example, has an awesome humour that can make me laugh non-stop for about 5 minutes from just a silly noise.

Which brings me to a 1.5 hr  Christmas Eve drive home from my grandparents; my brother was driving, and everyone else in the vehicle had been drinking. We listened to all sorts of music, had some good talks, and Rico did insanely good voice impressions of an old Japanese man, an Australian, and Hermione Granger from Harry Potter (pretty much just sounded like Mrs. Doubtfire). It was the Japanese man that got everyone in the car gasping for air; and I had to tell Rico to stop because I was concerned my sister was going to pass out. If we sound like an insanely happy family, I’d say for the most part, we are :D (We’re probably truly insane, but also happy at the same time) And I’m so glad Ryan has joined in on our crazy train; I remember when he first met everyone, his facial expression was like “What kind of water are these people drinking?!”

Anyways folks, as always, thanks for taking the time to read my blogs (even if they can be a tad long), and listening to how awesome the people in my life are. Going home is bound to create some good memories, but I’m also loving my life here in China. We’ve met some pretty cool people from America that will unfortunately be leaving us soon to go back home. However, this coincides well with Ryan and I moving to Chongqing within the next week or so! I’m SO excited to move. Until then, I hope you’re all enjoying your 2017 so far. If you’re not, come visit us in China, it’ll change the way you think!

Coming up: The move to Chongqing

Next trip:  Vietnam

One Wild Month Well well well...I'm back! In case you forgot about me, I'm still here! It's been a long while since I last posted!