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Epilogue ┊ Dark If —Alfons Sylvatica—

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Kate: ...You know, if we share a true love’s kiss, I won’t return back to reality... right?

(I was just talking big before, but maybe it’s a bit too early...)

Alfons the Mirror: ......... (O_O)

A: Ahha! Truly, you are...

Kate: Don’t laugh... I’m being serious here.

Alfons the Mirror: That definitely won’t happen.

Kate: And what makes you so confident?

Alfons the Mirror: ...You wish to know the answer?

Kate: Of course I do.

Alfons the Mirror: Then it’s quite simple. While you were sleeping, I had already kissed you, you see.

Kate: Wh—this is the first I’m hearing of this!

Alfons the Mirror: Of course it is, seeing as you were sleeping as sound as a log.

Alfons’ fingers gave a poke to my lips.

(...I see, so that’s how he knew I wouldn’t return even if we shared a kiss. Wait, what am I getting all emotional for?)

Alfons the Mirror: And besides, it’s not just your lips, you know?

The fingers that had just poked my lips went on to poke my collarbone.

Alfons the Mirror: Here as well...

Kate: Eh—ah...

Alfons the Mirror: Or here, which becomes hard when I pinch and play with them...

Kate: W—wh...!?

Alfons the Mirror: It seems you feel it even while sleeping. Whenever I ate you out, you would jump so cutely.

Kate: N-now that has to be a lie!

Alfons the Mirror: Why, yes it was. Being the good boy I was, all I did was change you into a night dress.

(T-this man, he’s really——!)

Alfons the Mirror: But... what I’m about to do now is the real thing.

He took my chin with his fingers and then stole my lips.

Kate: ngh, uh...

The kiss Alfons gave was a far cry from what a prince would give, being so immodest, as the corner of his lips quirked up.

Alfons the Mirror: ...See, you haven’t returned to reality.

A: And besides, there’s no way I could be the prince, yes? I hardly have the character for it, and I’m a mirror anyhow.

Kate: I...I...

Alfons the Mirror: I?

Kate: It’s a good thing you aren’t, Alfons!

I was happy that Alfons was here with me as usual, and so I hugged him,

and in a comforting gesture, he stroked my back.

Alfons the Mirror: Hmm, to hear you say it, I can’t help but have ever so slightly mixed feelings...

A: But, well, were it a prince, he would never be able to do such naughty things, yes?

At some point, his fingers had slipped through my underwear, tracing my folds.

Kate: ah...ngh, no, Alfons...

Alfons the Mirror: ...Aha, you say for me to stop, but just who is the one oh-so-wet right now?

A: Can you hear it? See, it’s so slick. Ah, it’s become so wet here...

Kate: ngh...

(It seems he knows all the ways... to make me feel good.)

It was embarrassing, to be sure, but more than that, I was so happy being loved by him I could hardly bear it.

Kate: Alfons...

Alfons the Mirror: Yes, what is it?

Kate: ...I...

Alfons the Mirror: I didn’t quite catch that. Come on now, tell me so I can hear.

Kate: I... can’t take it anymore. ...I... want you.

Alfons the Mirror: ...Then, can you stand? And put your hands on the window.

A: Ahh, and this dress is in the way, so I’ll take it off.

While stripping me, Alfons loosened his own clothes.

Alfons the Mirror: Yes, just like that. Ahh... could you lift your waist a little?

A: Hehe, ah... you’re a shameless one, aren’t you, Kate. Your wet spot is right in plain sight.

With my hands against the window with open curtains, a heat pushed into me.

The tip, as if teasing that wet part, rubbed on it.

Kate: Alfons... gh...

Alfons the Mirror: Hehe, I hear you. Then——as you wished for, here you go.

Kate: ahh——!

Alfons the Mirror: Oh dear, did you come already? Aha, Kate, you naughty girl, you.

With my waist in his hands, he would take it out and thrust it in one motion, repeating those motions.

Kate: ngh, ah... Alfons, it... feels good...

Alfons the Mirror: Hehe, being in such a mess like this feels good, doesn’t it? You do like around here, no?

Kate: mm, ahh!

Alfons the Mirror: What will you do now? Elbie might be looking from the outside.

Kate: No, ngh... not that...

Alfons the Mirror: There now, don’t give up on me now. Are you turned on by this?

(...I know you know you were the one who made me like this.)

Alfons the Mirror: If you rely on the window too much and it starts shaking, someone might catch on what we are doing, you know.

Kate: What...?

Alfons the Mirror: ...Oh my, could it be you don’t want that? Well then...

Kate: ah...

The heat that was buried inside of me slipped right out.

Alfons the Mirror: Shall we stop here?

The heat that was inside me suddenly getting pulled out made something like loneliness close in on me.

(No... I don’t want him to stop. I still want Alfons...)

Kate: T-then... let me do this.

I faced my back on the window and wrapped my arms tightly around Alfons’ neck.

Kate: If we’re in this position, the window won’t move...

Alfons the Mirror: ......... (O_O)

A: ...It’s like you’re a genius at being played at me. In fact, so much so, I can’t help but feel a tad concerned.

Letting out a sigh but smiling, Alfons lifted one of my legs, and——

Kate: ah——ngh!

His heat pushed into that wet spot in one motion.

Kate: ah, ngh... uh... there... ah...

Alfons the Mirror: It feels good, doesn’t it, Kate. Go on and cry out more, will you.

Kate: ah—ah... Alfons... it feels...ah——

While thrusting into me, he played with the wet bud with his fingers, making me see white.

Alfons the Mirror: You poor, darling Snow White. To see your body has become so lewd thanks to a mirror...

A: ...It’s alright for such a naughty fairytale to exist, no?

—— Alfons’ POV ——

Today as well, the greedy queen of this castle was searching for the most beautiful thing in the world.

(He just doesn’t learn, does he, picking up a rock that had probably fallen off some random place...)

Queen Elbert: Al, is this beautiful?

Alfons the Mirror: Hardly, I’d say. You’re the more beautiful one, no?

Queen Elbert: ...Is that so. Then, I don’t need this. ...You can shut it away.

Alfons the Mirror: Were it that you could spend a day in my shoes, looking after the things you collect so this castle doesn’t collapse in on itself. Ahh, what a busybody I am, indeed.

Queen Elbert: .........Mirror, mirror on the wall. What is the most beautiful thing in this world?

E: No matter how many times I ask this, you would reflect the answer every time.

Alfons the Mirror: ...?

Queen Elbert: But, as for you...

E: Perhaps you were searching for the one who would reflect yourself.

Alfons the Mirror: ......... (O_O)

A: What’s this all of a sudden? Are you planning to kick the bucket tomorrow or something?

Queen Elbert: ...No, I won’t.

E: After all, I have yet to obtain the most beautiful thing in the world.

(Goodness, I reckon you wouldn’t die even if someone killed you.)

But that was why he was called the Greedy Queen.

Alfons the Mirror: Well, as long as the mood strikes me, I will accompany you.

When I parted ways with Elbie and headed for the garden, Kate came running over.

Kate: Alfons!

Alfons the Mirror: What is it, did you find the real prince at long last?

Kate: No, it’s not that.

K: Actually, just now... I saw a cat walking on two legs!

Alfons the Mirror: Pfft...

A: Ahahaha! What a fool you are, getting so surprised over that.

A: This is the country of twisted fairytales. Such nonsensical things are normal then, no?

Kate blinked, and then burst out into laughter.

The Queen did not give Snow White a poison apple, thereby killing her.

And the prince was a fake, having been easily ended by my hands.

Then, Snow White fell in love with the naughty mirror.

This world remained twisted, but right now, that was an ever so comforting notion.

(Any- and everything in this world is going mad. And if that’s the case...)

(What a waste it would be, indeed, to not enjoy it, no?)

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