#cyrus MacDougall

[5u9ar]

Continuation of a fic that really inspired me.

'Fuck!!'

Cyrus winced, his altercation with Julian cut short by a sudden searing pain tearin into his biced. Cyrus immediately was thrown him into shock. He knew this feeling all too well, being shot, it's not something you can forget.

He staggered back to the corvette, still playing music triumphantly. Cyrus dropped into the driver's seat, nearly collapsing under his own weight, despite not being that large of a man. Pain was radiating out in burning waves from the bleeding hole in his arm, being intensified by his poor attempts at driving.

The pain was unbearable, having to stop driving just to vomit, his mind was swirling. Panic, pain, shame were just some of the emotions spanning through his mind, he couldn't control the downward spiral.

Cyrus knew he was in a bad way, he knew if untreated, infection in a wound that deep would likely be life threatening. Despite being a reckless asshole, he didn't want to die, not now not fifty years later. The thought of his own mortality as too much, the main fear in his life was death. And now, it was potentially just around the corner.

'Oh, god... I need help. Fuck me.'

He couldn't think straight, and with his fear of death swelling in the back of his pain filled mind, Cyrus just wanted something, someone to distract him and fix things. He knew he couldn't do this alone.

Time skip

By some divine power, Cyrus made it to the ER. After a barrage of uncomfortable procedures, tests came the questions.

"What happened to you? How were you shot? Were you alone? Is anyone else injured?"

He made up the excuse of an accidental shooting during target practice, blaming himself for the occupation. Taking the blame for another man took a major bite out of his ego but God, he wasn't doing more time.

He sat alone in a cold sterile room only the sound of the machines he was hooked up to to keep him company. The medication he was on took most of the pain and kept him feeling like he was on clouds, his mind floating from thought to thought unable to stay in one place at once.

Except one thought.

'Damn, it's so fucking quiet. I can't stand it, I'm sick of sittin' alone in this bed...'

In his mind he thought about his friends, or the closest people he could consider friends. Thinking about Dennis, Sam and Terry one name stood alone.

'Abigail...'

Cyrus and Abigail had grown close since first meeting, her sultry voice always ringing through his head like he had tinnitus. It wasn't like him to admit anything emotional, bur he needed her now.

He eventually asked the nurse to make a call on his behalf. A fair bit of time had passed and after a begrudgingly long wait came a knock on the door.

"It's uh, it's open."

Cyrus sat up wincing slightly while calling out, the strain causing a burning pain to reoccur.

"Cyrus man, hey. God, are you alright? You look like hell."

Abigail cautiously opened the door not certain of what his condition was. Relief washed over her realizing he was alive and relatively healthy. Still, her worry wasn't completely subsided seeing his bandaged arm and shoulder. As selfish as it was, seeing his messy hair and bare toned chest was a treat to her.

"Damn, I know I look like shit, Abby. I feel like it too but it's uh, god to see ya. Can't get sick of seeing you Heh, you're a sight for sore eyes."

Abigail chuckled at his flirtatious remark. The two of them had a bit of a close relationship, not officially together or hooking up, but it's easy to think they are. Even in a hospital bed he still would hit on her and who could blame him. Abigail was a real beauty, gorgeous green eyes and a flirtatious coy smile, her large chest and hips always drove him mad. Though he's never explicitly said it, he's had the thought of asking her to be his babe.

[dailycyrustpb]

Uhh from season 8 and I think it's the last episodehhh

Feb, 3rd - 2024

Saturday

(13/366)

[heyodaddio]

The other day I went out Christmas shopping with my parents and I didn't have data so I got bored. So to entertain myself I wrote a Cyrus drabble.

It's extremely short at the moment but I do plan on extending it. But if you want to see the rough draft just let me know, it has absolutely no plot and I really don't know where I want to take it.😅🤷

[work-2-do]

Photos like these are so strange to me, like? Why do they look so mildly unsettling?

[ramajmedia]

The 5 Best (& 5 Worst) Trailer Park Boys Episodes | ScreenRant

Since it's debut in 2001, the mockumentary series Trailer Park Boys has become an international sensation. So far, 12 seasons of the show have aired with over 105 episodes. Not to mention a few films and spin-off series.

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Among these many episodes, there are quite a few that fans consider being the best and funniest in the show's history. Technically speaking, the series does not really have a bad episode. Even so, some episodes are lacking and could have done better.

The following article will focus on five of the best, and worst, episodes produced by the Trailer Park Boys.

10 Worst: Take Your Little Gun And Get Out Of My Trailer Park (Season 1, Episode 1)

The first episode of the series occurs 18 months following the events of the 1999 pilot film of the same name. After getting released, Ricky and Julian discover that the Sunnyvale Trailer Park is under the control of Cyrus MacDougall. Compared to some of the other episodes in the series, the first one is not known for its humor.

Rather, its true purpose is to introduce the show's central characters, as well as promote character development. Overall, this episode is vital for setting up the future of the series. Even so, it is still considered the worst episode of the show's first season.

9 Best: The S**t Blizzard (Season 5, Episode 10)

The Season 5 finale of Trailer Park Boys holds nothing back as the boys prepare to face off against Cyrus and his crew. Although reluctant to fight him, the interference of Jim Lahey and Randy forces the boys and Cyrus to fight one another.

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This episode is one of the most intense in the series and features a huge gunfight in the middle of Sunnyvale Trailer Park. There is even some drama as Ricky temporarily dies from a heart attack. Thankfully, Lahey uses CPR to save his life. Regardless of how many times fans watch it, the intensity of "S**t Blizzard" makes it one of the best episodes.

8 Worst: All The F****n' Dope You Can Smoke (Season 10, Episode 6)

There is a consensus among fans that season 10 is one of the worst seasons. Among its many faults is the extent that Julian goes to ensure his new business, a casino-resort, brings in money. When Ricky and Bubbles commit a huge blunder involving a commercial advertisement for the casino, Julian is beyond upset.

Julian even goes so far as to fire Bubbles and get into a gunfight with Ricky, which is extreme even for Julian. Another horrible moment features Barb and her posy sexually assaulting Randy and blackmailing Lahey. One of the few upsides to this episode is that the boys were featured on a segment of Jimmy Kimmel Live.

7 Best: Conky (Season 4, Episode 5)

To get Bubbles to the hospital, Ricky and Julian help him find his old ventriloquist dummy Conky. In addition to addressing the theme of affordable health care, this episode also introduces a new side to Bubbles as his usual personality is taken over by Conky.

RELATED: Trailer Park Boys: 10 Episodes That Actually Tackled Deep Issues

It does not take long for the puppet to get on both Ricky and Julian’s nerves. He eventually crosses a line, resulting in Julian blowing his head off. While it is somewhat disconcerting to learn that Bubbles has an alternate personality, this episode manages to pull it off in a way that leaves fans dying of laughter.

6 Worst: Freedom 45? (Season 10, Episode 1)

Another major downside of Season 10 was the introduction of Trailer Park Boys' new antagonists. Instead of the usual enemies like Lahey or Cyrus, the boys face a new foe the likes of which they have never faced: Lahey's ex-wife, Barbara "Barb" Lahey.

In the past, Barb has always appeared as a close friend/business partner to the boys. She was even temporarily engaged to Ricky towards the end of the fourth season. In the Season 10 debut, she returns from prison alongside her former cellmates Donna and Candy. Suffice to say, a lot of fans were disappointed with Barb and her posy.

5 Best: F****n’ F****d Out Of Our F*****n’ Minds (Season 12 Episode 10)

"F****n' F****d Out of Our F****n' Minds" is the highest-rated episode of Season 12. The finale ends the season with a bang, as the boys find themselves incarcerated, despite their attempts to go legit at the start of the season.

Related: Trailer Park Boys: 10 Things You Never Knew About Jim Lahey

Furthermore, the episode concludes with the boys, Corey, Jacob, Lahey and Randy turning into cartoon versions of themselves after ingesting mushrooms, essentially foreshadowing Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series. However, this episode is also emotional due to featuring the last onscreen appearance of John Dunsworth – the actor who plays Lahey - who passed away shortly after Season 12 finished filming.

4 Worst: Up In Smoke We Go (Season 10, Episode 7)

In this episode, the boys are blessed with a lucrative business opportunity as celebrity guests, Snoop Dog, Doug Benson, and Tom Arnold arrive to enjoy some time off in Sunnyvale. The guest appearance of Snoop Dog is one of the major highlights of this episode, as well as the entire season.

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Unfortunately, it is frequently overshadowed by the episode's cheesiness, especially in moments involving Tom Arnold. This episode takes the boys out of their usual element. Instead of getting into the usual illegal/greasy business to get money, they are reduced to the role of entertaining their celebrity guests for money.

3 Best: A S**t River Runs Through It (Season 7, Episode 10)

In the Season 7 finale, the boys set out to complete their latest scheme which involves smuggling tobacco from Canada into the United States. Unfortunately, they soon find themselves cornered by both American and Canadian law enforcement after a resurrected Conky takes over Bubbles and sells them out by calling the authorities.

The boys soon find themselves trapped in the middle of a river between Canada and the States. In one of the funniest moments in the show’s history, Ricky takes command of the situation and negotiates a deal to determine which country gets to arrest them. It is an unforgettable episode worthy of being the show's original series finale.

2 Worst: The Super Bling Cowboy (Season 10, Episode 8)

"The Super Bling Cowboy" is the lowest-rated episode not just of Season 10 but the entire series. On the one hand, it features an amazing moment where Snoop Dog helps Bubbles win a music competition. On the other hand, it also features an indecent proposal by Tom Arnold to have sex with Lucy for $10,000.

What's worse is that Julian tries to pimp out Lucy for half that amount. After making amends with his friends in the last episode, it is shocking that Julian still prioritizes making money over their friendship. Regardless of his reasons, it does not justify him trying to pimp out his best friend’s lover for money.

1 Best: Closer to the Heart (Season 3, Episode 5)

"Closer to the Heart" starts with Julian and Ricky trying to buy tickets to a Rush concert for Bubbles. Unfortunately, Lahey buys all the tickets to get back at Ricky for littering, prompting Ricky to take matters into his own hands. Naturally, this leads to Ricky kidnapping Rush's guitarist, Alex Lifeson.

Watching Ricky successfully kidnap a celebrity in broad daylight is one of the funniest things ever. Furthermore, Lifeson's interaction with the boys is both hilarious and enjoyable to watch. Especially when it concludes with him and Bubbles playing the guitar together. As the highest-rated episode in the series, it is guaranteed to satisfy fans of both the show and Rush.

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source https://screenrant.com/trailer-park-boys-best-worst-episodes/

[dailycyrustpb]

Cyrus doing some golfing and also, holding a check. Can't remember exactly where this photo is from but I believe it's from bernard robichauds Facebook !

Feb, 1rst - 2024

Thursday

(11/366)

[Missed days: 5 days. 5/5]

[dailycyrustpb]

Bts of an episode from season 5? Maybe from the episode 'the shit puppets' ?

Jan, 29th - 2024

Monday

(8/366)

[Missed days: 5 days. 2/5]

[5u9ar]

Why do I feel like cyrus wears extremely good cologne? Like this man smells so good, honestly, it might be the only good thing about him(I'm joking, his dick is pretty nice too)

I bet his colonge is something smokey with leather notes and spice, and naturally a slight gasoline scent from being in the corvette all the time.

Personally I think he'd smell so hot

[5u9ar]

I really wanna write some nsfw stuff for Trailer Park Boys so if you want, send me some requests

[dailycyrustpb]

Bts shot of Cyrus from season 5 I believe!

Jan, 31rst - 2024

Wednesday

(10/366)

[Missed days: 5 days. 4/5]

[dailycyrustpb]

I'm pretty sure this is a bts photo from the rub N' tizzug episode

Jan, 27th - 2024

Saturday

(6/366)

[5u9ar]

Cyrus POV

[5u9ar]

The guy I've been hooking up with for a while last night was teasing me about how I have a crush on Cyrus😳😭 This only came up because we were watching TPB and he's seen my Instagram stories about Cyrus.

I've never been called out like that, I almost died from embarrassment

[5u9ar]

"Wanna taste my red hot poker?"

Beefcake really was hilarious to me at times😆 I just had to share the screen cap with you all

[5u9ar]

Leather and Lace

Cyrus & Abigail pt. 1

Just a little info about Abbys and Cyrus relationship, or friendship specifically

Met trough Dennis and Terry

Abigail would put up with their exposed nature, but it could be very uncomfortable at times.

Abigail started buying hash directly from Cyrus after growing tired of Dennis and Terry fashion choices as well as their treatment of their grandmother.

Despite his usually abrasive demeanor, Abigail wasn't put off by it, and the two slowly grew closer. In time gaining Cyrus' trust.

Over time Abigail and Cyrus started hanging out and partying. Eventually, Cyrus informed Abigail he could get her coke, for a price.

Abigail being a hotrod enthusiast as well as automotive painter and detailer, worked out a deal to repaint his car for hash and coke.

[5u9ar]

I just finished the first draft of Leather and Lace, let me know if you'd like to see it