#cyris!stardew

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Cyris Stardew au back to the "playing games until 3 am" horrors, curse u minecraft and harvest moon for this, i lub u sm.. creditz: dividers: saradika-graphics ocs: @/lutjansnap stardew portrait maker: Jazzybee & Poltergeister on Itch will to live: blondes haley , lesbians, and malatang hotpot doods under cut :

character design is my weakness but fuck it we ball in this au, the more i think of them, the more i can slowly develop them babeyyy nothing is permanenttt theres also alot of edits to everything i wanted to do but,, i need to remember people i love crumbs,, i love crumbs,, so this is still a cake- anyways Rancher!Cydia and Equestrian!Maris Rancher!Cydia Had a midlife crisis, and opened grandfathers letter to find out shes been clocked as a homosexual by a fellow homiesexual. Bingbangbong, she arrives at the rundown farm and sees another loser lesbian in equestrian gear but no horse, and together they get through the seasons with terrible time and money management Equestrian!Maris Has no fucking horse because shes broke as shit, leaves her small ass town for "bigger things" and ends up in the valley as the 3rd poc person in town, its terrible but its okay because in this hallmark movie she finds something better than high stress, high position and high paying job that she got roped into- and finds,, lesbians. multiple of them, and shes sleeping in the same bed as one, cough.

Farm Shenanigans Cydia is making ends meet by becoming a surprisingly high level fishmonger, and Maris is uh,, making ends meet by digging holes in the beach looking for things to sell, but hey at least they get to cast wistful looks at eachother since theyre on the same beach ( and bed ) My loser core girls, they didnt go to any the social events until they realised they can get higher friendships with the npc and in turn get gifts, so now cyd is making friends with the disaster of a man shane is to get that void chicken egg and maris is giving flowers to the milfs of town to marnie and caroline if its not apparent already, this is definitely a crack AU, im sure theres a tag for this where we uh,, roleplay,, in somewhat character in game and i get to be a lesbian and draw the scenarios out, but this shit better crack me out on the art tree, let me make loser lesbians because i too am one