#cxffeineandsarcasm

[agentharrisonofshield-a]

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Send a "▥" for a snippet of conversation if the character and writer were stuck in a room together.

*awkward silence*Vivian: “So did you hear about---”Zen: “Don’t start.  It makes my blood pressure rise just thinking about it.”Vivian: “Sort of makes you wish Ice and I would take over the world, doesn’t it?”Zen: “I’m pretty sure you actually want to do that more than he does.”Vivian: “...So?”Zen: “...And this is why I never should have let you meet a Loki.”

[mostcapable]

'✉'

My muse died while your muse was away. Send me a ‘✉’ for a letter my muse had left for yours before they passed away.

Ally,

I’m writing this from my hospital bed. Could probably use what time I have left to approve the construction of a few more buildings, but really, screw that. I’m not even gonna be here to see them anyway.

It felt wrong to not say goodbye to you. I mean, I did wave you off when you left on your trip, but I said “I’ll see you when you’re back”, and that’s changed, so.

Goodbye, Ally. I hope you had a great time on your trip and get to live a good life.

Love,Pep.

[quietandpasty-blog]

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Send “���” if you think that I’m playing my character properly.

[excuse you]

[tremoriisms-blog]

cxffeineandsarcasm replied to your post: How's your mom, Skye? Been talking to your dad...

“See? Shoot all of them and call it a day.”

*pulls out nerf gun and lines all anons up before shooting them* PEW PEW!

[morecomplicatedthanuniverses]

Skypenanigans with cxffeineandsarcasm

cxffeineandsarcasm: "I CAN'T FLIP HIM OFF, I CAN'T DISTRACT HIM WITH MY BOOBS. WHAT THE HELL CAN I DO???"

Lieutenant Baby Lucien: //snickers loudly

Lieutenant Baby Lucien: He is a serene little cinnamon roll.

[quietandpasty-blog]

Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

Chem & Bio Pick Up Lines

“Yes, as a matter of fact, I did know that.Unfortunately, I am not a chemist.”

[quietandpasty-blog]

cxffeineandsarcasm:

“….Would you accept that I was bored?”

“Maybe. It depends. Do you intend to continue being bored?”

[recoveringrace-a]

//My name is Lauren and I've been stuck in a hospital for four weeks straight and i'm about ready to go insane

I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU GUYS SO MESSAGE ME YOUR NAME AND SOMETHING ABOUT YOU   cxffeineandsarcasm //Always Accepting

*accidentally hit enter and it posted omfg*

That’s terrible!!!!!! I hope you get out soon! :3