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a bit inspired by vol 5 :P
#trigun#vash the stampede#cw body horror#cw blood#trigun spoilers#gonna throw in a period joke or smthg here heh
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whatever go my stupid ocs
#oc#avepharts#feel kinda bad for not posting in a kajillion years. here.#oc: ayley n#oc: dj rave n#amalia (butch with the tail) belongs to @t3rm1n0s cricket (bug girl) belongs to @arieava eutyches (the knight) belongs to @liverteeth#tw suggestive#I GUESS? period joke idk#cw body horror#anyway i been mostly working on traditional or nda stuff soo. havent been on the hashtag grind.#oc: liv#<- ROBOGIRL. named just now.
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the only thing that’s gonna keep me from killing my self when the school year starts is the outsiders musical awaiting me
(excuse the rant in the tags 😭)
#cw sui joke#im like half kidding#dumbass is taking college physics and college history and honors trig and honors english in the same year#along with choir sculpting drawing and gym#also college spanish#i’m taking my seal of biliteracy test this year too#and i’m doing this with no lunch or periods off#i think im doing it to prove im better than my brother#that sounds twisted#i guess overworking myself will keep me occupied though?#it’ll be worth it when i have an easy senior year (i won’t im gonna overwork myself again next year)#i still haven’t done my summer hw#oops#butbyeah i’m gonna become a lot less active come september mb#anyway a114 gonna be awaiting for my burnt out ass#i might actually have a mental breakdown at the show#i’m being serious like idk why i do this to myself#oh and i have to start looking at colleges#woohoo#im being serious idk if im gonna make it to senior year lmfao#well see#(i’ll make it dw)#everything is a joke i swear#anyway#i’m alright guys dw
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When you’re supposed to go on a trip but the day before you got your period so now you have to pack all this extra shit and change all of your plans
#period#periods suck#tw periods#periods#period cw#period jokes#period memes#period problems#period started#period stuff#period tw#i hate periods#we’re going to my grandma’s lake house for god’s sake#and now i have to worry about tampons and shit#swearing#tw swearing#tw: swearing#swear warning#swear words#swearing cw
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milgram ocs
+ extra for the lucky father
credit for the idea of the first panel @ / charcoyours on twitter with their mob psycho meme i just kept Going after it
#my art#oc#original character#milgram oc#ocgram#cw pregnancy#cw abortion#NOT ACTUALLY. the joke is just mipple (blonde girl in first image) not understanding how trans people work yet and thinking him not having#his period means hes pregnant. last panel specifically is funnier with the context that lai shi (left) has actively talked about needing#a strap on and having menstrual cramps before TO schrödinger (right)#they just. keep forgetting. too busy plugging their ears bcs theyre fucking next room over again#oc tag#oc: lai shi#oc: abyad#oc: schrödinger#oc: mipple#lai shi schrödinger and mipple are not my ocs only abyad is
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The manner by which Chosen stuff works differs from world to world. Sometimes they steal all your blood about it
Pretty sure that happens once a month for many women. They're not special.
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apollo your sticks--- i mean your intestines.
#my oc#my ocs#ocs#original character#oc art#oc artist#oc artwork#cw gore#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#illustration#apollo (oc)#donnarose#-insert joke about periods here-#i found again some textures i had downloaded before i used one of them. it is nice
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i started sleeping naked in college and i have never gone back. i cannot sleep with clothing on; it gets in the way my tossing and turning. when i’m on my period i wear undies, but i hate every second of it!
#tw periods#cw periods#my tag on kendall’s post was a joke#i like sleepwear to lounge in but once it’s night night time it’s all coming off baby
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its so hard having good taste i encounter a Life changing piece of media and no one else has seen it. and the few people who did didnt understand the themes. im oppressed.
#s.txt#josh duhamel superhero show no one watched is life changing. alaskan wilderness motherhood metaphor show no one watched is lifechanging#there are cw shows so good that no one cares abt bc the network is a joke but GOD#legends s1 charmed reboot s1 the 100 cxgf grips you by the shoulders there are so many good stories and no one cares im losing my mind#sorry im on my period and im hungry and ive read 400 pages of game of thrones in the last five days and im miserable#i keep daydream abt being an author full time and not being poor and not having to work IT and im like GOD.#what if life were worth living. what would i do then. goddamit.
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I'm sorry but this scene will forever be so funny to me dkjfghkdf
me omw to ask my mom for a pad
#gojo satoru#jjk satoru#when taking out the menstrual cup doesn't go smoothly#waking up after your period hit in your sleep like#I HAVE SO MANY MENSTRATION JOKES FOR THIS FKSJGH#you just KNOW this sweaty bloody teenager fucking REEKED toji got fucked up by the stinkiest crustiest teenager ever#I just KNOW his clothes sounded like cardboard during all that#blood cw
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The fact that the first stages of Seth's transformation were basically just what happens to people on their period:
•Acne/Bad skin
•Addicted to sugar
•Mega horny
•Will break your arm with no remorse
•EXTREME internal pain
•Hates everything
•Fingernails start falling off
#tw period mention#cw period mention#obviously that last one was a joke#but dont tell anyone 🤫#the fly#the fly (1986)#seth brundle#seth brundle the fly#david cronenberg#period#period joke#lucifer's heresy
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Sees a post telling anyone who doesn't have sex to kts
First reblog says 'uh what about ace people'
Second reblog says 'yeah that's exactly what i meant'
Fml what the hell
#i want to un-see that#ace peeps will always be welcome here and no there will be ZERO jokes about people killing themselves period#there was a mention of body type in there too and i was like SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE A PREF FOR SKINNY/FAT PEOPLE BARBARA#jfc#pride#acephobia#acephobia cw#asexuality#heteronormativity#suibaiting ment cw#body image cw
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"Men covered in blood" this, "traumatized men" that, bitch you want a transmasc on their period.
#i can make this joke#here is my Gender Dysphoria Card as proof: 🖕#trans#cw: periods#queer humor#shitpost#cw: blood#my stuff
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got this little dilemma where I don't want to keep having 3-4 hour attacks of crippling—lying on the floor wishing I could claw my way out of my skull it hurts so bad—period pain every once in a while but the last time I went to a doctor about abnormal pain I paid out of pocket to get told to eat some asparagus. I was like no you don't understand, it's a sharp stabbing pain, which is not normal for me. Okay, have you tried drinking less coffee? You're not gonna do scans or bloodwork or anything? No, period pain is totally normal.
OKAY???
I didn't stop drinking coffee or start eating asparagus but after a few months the stabby pain did go away. Top tier medical work from america's finest minds. Good thing I don't live in 1423 or they might've actually tried to practice some kind of medicine on me.
So I get up after lying on the floor for 4 hours of agony and tell myself it wasn't so bad and it'll probably never happen again anyway. Every time it happens.
I did just read somewhere that cramps are supposed to last under 10 minutes and I don't think I've ever experienced a normal cramp now. I've either got no pain or unrelenting lower abdomen is lava. Something ain't right.
#womens healthcare be like#do not reblog#cw periods#us healthcare is a joke#pain#for profit healthcare#personal problems
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(srry if this is a lil tmi but also my house my rules) this isnt meant to be a diss against the op or the ppl reblogging it- ive just seen that one post about not tracking your period like three times today and iiii shrimply cannot imagine that. like, if i didnt have clue reminding me like three days before it starts that theres a reason my brain feels like theres a bring me to life amv on repeat and it feels like a hornets nest getting swung at, a swathe of poor life choices would be getting made.
#text post#menstruation cw#im jealous is what im saying.#and thats not an exhaggeration some of my most awful no good depressive episodes n panic attacks have been a day or two before#like 2 the point where now whenever i start feeling like that i just check the callendar and like 99% of the time it turns out 2 be pms.#so like idk. good for you if you dont track if but if you notice an urge to bite other peoples heads off and walk into traffic on the week#leading up to your period....maybe think about tracking it lmao#like obviously what works fr me wont work for everyone but having a period's annoying enough as is#so i dont really get the bragging abt making stuff harder for yourself#anyways srry fr overthinking a joke post ghcbd ramble over
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Is there even a fuckin evolutionary purpose to cramps or is that just for funny haha human torment
I've been facing kidney stone level pain since I was 12 and no matter how many times professionals say that its normal you cannot convince me that this level of pain is NORMAL. I really hope they just mean "normal" as in "You don't need to go to the hospital" because there is no way that there's nothing going on here? Do doctors just think I'm exaggerating? Is this just a socialization issue and they're just trying to reassure me that I'm not dying and I'm misinterpreting it to mean "everything is fine"? Are the doctors in my area just idiots? Or is it a "we really can't do anything here, just keep taking naproxen or whatever as normal" kinda thing? Do I have endometriosis?? Is it too hard to diagnose it for certain and my doctors aren't bothering, or am I not complaining enough about it? I genuinely don't know. I just don't think this is completely normal.
I've had kidney stones before. I've had to help take care of my dad when he gets them, because getting those on top of his chronic pain makes it a struggle to even get out of bed. It is genuinely one of the worst kinds of pain to get. I have been taking ibuprofen and/or naproxen for the pains ASAP when I even see a little bit of blood or feel the start of cramping. I've been doing that for so long that I forgot how bad it was, so when my cramps started in the middle of the day when I had no access to any kind of meds some months back, the horrifying reality of what I had been going through had finally set in, taking the full force of the pain with nothing to combat it, and it was just as bad as kidney stones. Made worse since it hit me in a crowded fuckin mall with people looking at me weird but I don't want to get into that mess. I just cannot believe when someone tries to tell me THAT is normal, that everything is fine, nothing to worry about, nothing to even look into.
I'm scared to even think about how the pain could be worse than this, because I know that's possible. I'm scared of the idea that something could be seriously wrong here and it's getting ignored because I'm not being taken seriously or because I'm not complaining enough about it. I hate the idea that this is just somehow "normal". Even if I wasn't trans I'd want to get this stupid fucking organ out of my body so I don't have to suffer like that. I really wish I could just get it removed already, its just too fucking much for me, man. That's not gonna happen any time soon though since I can hardly even afford blood tests. I mean, hell, I need to get a (full body, likely) MRI and that's been shoved to the side for years now because my family just can't afford it. A whole surgery like that is nothing but a pipe dream right now.
Sorry for the long rambling bs about this shit but I need to scream into the void about this, I already had therapy this week so I can't talk about it there lol. IDK maybe someone knows what its like or can tell me "yeah that's not normal your doctors suck" or something.
#cw menstruation#cw periods#tw menstrual cycle#tw menstruation#tw periods#period cramps#menstruation#relic rambling#i'm in so much fucking pain i'm not joking#we ran out of naproxen so i'm just kinda suffering rn#god i know the terfs are going to find this post uuggghh#i'd say fuck off but I know they aren't going to listen#I mean i'll say it anyways#fuck off terfs#fuck off transphobes#leave me the fuck alone i have enough on my plate as is#i'm so lightheaded right now ugh#might delete later
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