#cuz you know them gay aunts be ready to throw down
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hug-them-trees · 2 years ago
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One thing about me is I am always ready to fight anyone that hurts my friends, and that does in fact include my friends
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wayneimagine · 6 years ago
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Wedding bells
Anon asked: Idk if you’re doing requests but maybe!!! Could you do a thing with Wayne on his wedding day cuz I saw somewhere(I think it was here??) of him marrying young and adoring his wife and I’m FEELING THINGS RN??? Or something where he reflects back on his past and just gets lowkey emotional about his current happy family(wife and kids and new friends or something??) if ur not taking requests pls feel emotions with me over this AAAAA
Guess who had mayor feels while writing this? This is one of my favorite imagines, hope you like it as much as I enjoyed writing it!
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If someone had said to Wayne that he would marry the love of his life when he turned 20 in a room with his loved ones, he wouldn’t have believed them. He thought that he would never fall in love with someone or that it wouldn’t be serious enough to propose to them. Love just wasn’t in Wayne’s plans. But now, here he was. Straightening his suit while waiting for (Y/N) to show up and start the new part of their lives together. They had met when they were fifteen, and they were absolute highschool sweethearts even though all their classmates thought Wayne was crazy and dangerous. (Y/N) had been friends with Orlando since they were born and when she changed schools she met Wayne thanks to him. She wasn’t scared of him, and she helped him when his dad died. They went to Florida together to get his dad’s car back and even though he had to spend one year on a prison there, (Y/N) visit him every visitation day. Sometime he wondered how he got so lucky with her. He loved her more than anything, so that’s why when they both turned nineteen, he proposed to her. She was overjoyed. She loved him dearly too, so they started making arrangements to have the wedding as fast as possible. And now here he was. Orlando next to him as the best man, a few friends from college, (Y/N)’s family, his mom (who, even though it had been difficult for the two of them) had reconnected with him after he left prison and the man who used to be his principal and who let him live with him when he came back to Brockton and didn’t have nowhere to be.
Wayne thought about all they had done for this day. (Y/N) had started working teaching English to a few immigrants and Wayne had done multiple jobs, from construction to internships in banks and companies. The two of them had saved a lot for a house, and with help from both of their families (who were more than happy to help them because they just wanted to see them happy and married), they got enough money to have the ceremony on a nice banquet hall.
“You nervous man? You don’t stop fidgeting ” Orlando asked
Wayne swallowed before shaking his head “She’s gonna be here any minute.”
“Dude, I still can’t believe we’re doing this.” Wayne furrowed his eyebrows at him with a slight scowl on his face
“What you mean?”
“I always thought I would get married before you. I mean, we had just finished mid term finals and you were buying the ring.”
Wayne chuckled “You’ll find the one. What happened with that girl from vet school...”
Everyone turned silent as the bridesmaids entered the banquet hall. There were Trish, Jenny, another girl from college named Veronica and Del. Each one of them were wearing a light pink dress and a bouquet of daisies.
“Can’t believe this is happening” Del whispered
“Right? That’s what I said to Wayne”
“At least he’s wearing a normal suit and not something like what my Dad wore at his weddings” Jenny said and they bit their tongues to not let out a chuckle.
All except Wayne who was too busy in seeing (Y/N) appear. She walked down the aisle with her dad and god she looked absolutely beautiful. She was wearing a white short dress and a flower crown which held the veil. Her smile couldn’t get bigger and when she was next to Wayne she locked eyes with him.
“Well don’t you look extremely handsome with that suit?” She whispered
“I love you”
The ceremony started and all went smoothly. (Y/N) was wrapping her head around the fact that she was now a McCullough when it was time for the kiss. At least now she didn’t have to stand up on her tiptoes, all thanks to her heels. They kissed and everyone cheered up and even some of them whistled. After they ate, the couple had their first dance as a married couple and they started dancing with their families.
“I can’t believe my baby boy just got married” Maureen said to Wayne.
Wayne smiled and saw (Y/N) on the other part of the room. She was dancing with her younger brother, and they were laughing while he spinned her around.
“Everyone says it’s a surprise that I asked her so soon, you think the same?” Wayne asked her mother after twirling her around
“Of course no! It’s so obvious that you two love each other, you can sense it from a million miles away. I remember when I met her and she said you were just friends. Yeah, just friends my ass.”
Wayne laughed while remembering that part of their trip to Florida. “We had gotten into a fight and we took a break before...ya know”
“You stopped her from leaving and kissed her? Yeah, I remember seeing my son’s first kiss”
“Now look where we’re. Seriously Wayne, I couldn’t be happier for you. I’m so proud of the man you’ve become. You’ve changed for the better.”
Wayne smiled and his face turned red. “Thanks ma.”
The song ended after a while and it changed to a different and more upbeat song. (Y/N) grabbed Wayne’s arm saying “It’s our song! From our first dance at Trish and Jenny’s school”
Trish and Jenny must have remembered too because they started chanting “Wayne, Wayne, Wayne” along with Del while they danced.
After a while of dancing, (Y/N) went to her table to take of her heels with Del, who couldn’t stop teasing her.
“So? (Y/N) McCullough, oh tell us please, when will you bring to the world a little McCullough? We’ll need to get ready and fireproof everythin’ and buy ‘em hammer” (Y/N) laughed and tried to hide her blushing face. “Jeez Del, if we have a baby you’ll have to learn things about babies too, ya know? You’ll be their cool aunt.”
Del smirked “Hell yeah, I’ll show ‘em the best music in the world and how to throw a punch at a bully”
After a couple of more songs it was time to cut the cake. Of course that when they cut the first piece for the newly weds they got the other one dirty on the face with the cake. After they cleaned up, and everyone got their piece, Orlando got up to make a toast.
“I’ve known (Y/N) since we were in diapers, and I never imagined her with someone like Wayne. But Jesus, when they met each other, all thanks to me (don’t worry Del, you also helped their relationship), they couldn’t be in different rooms. (Y/N) had fallen in love with him after a month and two dates and Wayne had had a crush on her since he laid eyes on her”
“So, one day at college, Wayne goes to me and says he’s got somethin’ to show to me. And he just goes and takes out of his bag a tiny box and when he opens it I’m shocked to see an engagement ring.”
“Turns out, the same day after we got our mid term finals results and he saw he had done them well, he went to Del’s university, picked ‘er up and went to buy a ring. Five days later, he calls me thrilled to say that (Y/N) had accepted.”
“All in all, I want to say that these two are your highschool sweethearts who have gone through a lot of things, so I’m have to see them here, on a day for themselves only. I congratulate you guys and wish you the best.”
(Y/N) and Wayne and hug Orlando and everyone cheers and congratulates the two of you and (Y/N) can’t thank Del enough for helping Wayne pick out a beautiful ring because all of this is happening thanks to her too.
Another hour goes by and, after throwing a bouquet of roses (which Jenny catches and yells “gay rights!” because she’s super drunk as well as Trish who goes to her and kiss her and wow they’re also highschool sweethearts), (Y/N) and Wayne are only a few of the people who are slow dancing.
(Y/N) is resting her head on his shoulder while his arms are loosely wrapped around her waist and they’re slowly moving to the music, because they feel they’re the only people in the room.
“I love you so much.” (Y/N) says looking at Wayne. He pushes a strand of hair behind her ear and smiles as she continues “This is one of the best days of my live.”
“I think the same. I don’t know how I got so lucky with you.” Wayne says and she kisses him.
Because they have gone through ups and downs on their relationship and people think they’re too young but they’re young and in love and (Y/N) loves her now husband and Wayne adores his wife.
 And they know everything will turn out fine because they have each other and they can begin a new stage of their relationship.
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dreams-of-headcanons · 7 years ago
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i forgot to tell you i reblogged your reply to my last ask cuz I got way too into the reply and fitting it all into an ask just wasn't gonna work lmao sorry
It’s totally fine and wow what a bunch of assholes. And the cigarette burns sound like very obviously not an accident. I have some trailer trash like that on my mom’s side.
One of my Aunts was stealing my grandparents retirement money right out from under their noses when she had been taking grandma to the grocery store. In large amounts. Her and her dead beat husband are also drug addicts. Well, my mom found out when looking over bank account papers. So, she took legal custody of my grandparents and they came to live with us.
and of course that didn’t set well because my Aunt has a shitty attitude and her husband doesn’t work. He never works. And she’s too busy making all kinds of ignorant, bad choices. She’s still constantly begging money from grandma when she visits. Someday she’s just gonna be fucked because grandma can’t be around forever to give her charity.
And speaking of stealing things. My great grandma’s second husband was some sort of con artist. He was constantly having yard sells. And the piece of shit sold my granny’s quilts. Quilts that she had made by hand that some of my family wanted to keep. He was a big immature brat too. I swear to you. I was little and I was watching something on the tv. He came in and changed all of a sudden so I got upset. Granny sided with me and put it back on what I wanted. He went in the bedroom and pouted. Wouldn’t even look at me when I came to say goodbye before I went home.
My dad’s side though. Ugh. Grandma was constantly saying shit behind my back to my parents about me not having a job yet or something about I wasn’t doing my chores adequately. When she doesn’t even visit enough to actually know me. Not to mention they never even called or sent me a Birthday card for several years.
My dad’s sister got divorced and married someone else. Moved into a nearby city area and barely spoke to us anymore. Until her second husband died. Then suddenly we were spending more time with them. And she tried to get all buddy buddy with me and wanted me to have sleep overs at her appt. She asked me one day if I wanted to go out and eat with her and grandma one day and I very bluntly told her No. Because I can’t stand either of them. And why are you trying to be my friend after I didn’t even exist to you for several years?
Especially when our opinions heavily differ. Because they were very much old fashioned racist, homophobic, narrow minded idiots. My Aunt says/does a lot of shit that makes you either want to facepalm or choke her.
She also got her car declawed and the cat looks absolutely fuckn miserable when I see her. Because my Aunt was too much of a dumbass to look up other methods of getting them to not scratch shit up. Or y'know, clearly maybe you shouldn’t have pets at all. We tell her constantly to not touch one of our cats cause he’s grumpy and picky about who touches him and where. I also told her my dog has bad back legs one day and minutes later she was holding a toy up letting her jump up and down for it and not even throwing it. Like, throw it all goddamn ready. I was very close to slapping it out of her hand.
And remember the drama about Lefou being gay in the live action Beauty & the Beast remake? Her and her just as religiously fanatic son wouldn’t let their kid daughters go see it because of that. My dad was a dumbass about it too. My mom and I went to see it. It wasn’t even that goddamn obvious. Most of it went right over my mom’s head. She was like I don’t get the big deal???
Sorry I talk so much. But yea. Dad’s side leaves a very bitter taste in my mouth.
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