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carry-on-my-wayward-butt · 1 year ago

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What are your feelings about Astarion that would oceangate the rose-quartz-is-irredeemably-evil type girlies???

vampire hypnotism praise kink blood play cnc for starters i guess? tbh im not really into wubbified hashtag-damaged astarion who just wants to be wuvd cuz im still in act 2 and im very into his 'selfless kindness and helping strangers for no reward? fucking gross. dipshit.' vibe and i think he'd use tav as a sleeve before they even left the goblin camp <3

#''but you dont understand him!'' i do. i just dont care.#yeah i read spoilers i know his whole plot line he's a great character i just dont want that i want the mask lmao #hes fake hes numbers inside my big rainbow box and i want him to discard me like a tissue i'm not hurting his feelings #thanks to being 30 i no longer feel shame or the desire for universal approval from tumblr dot gov #cuz when you live past 29 you get a permanent buff called [Do You Pay My Bills?]#op #anonymous #ask

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